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Is this a Kate Upton comeback?! She’s on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, which is how she rose to fame in the first place. I feel like this is a good omen. Plus, she looks goood. The covers aren’t my favorite, though. I really like the pics where she’s lying on the beach with that gold something or other wrapped around her waist. I don’t know if that counts as a swimsuit, but I like it.

I was waiting for some take out the other day when I noticed some pictures of tennis pro Eugenie Bouchard on the cover of a reputable newspaper (not). She was wearing a bikini bottom and the headline read: “Has Eugenie Bouchard Gone Too Far?”

Obviously, this was a reference to her SI photoshoot (see picture gallery below). I didn’t read the article, but it doesn’t take a genius to know that the paper was questioning whether or not Eugenie Bouchard can be taken seriously as an athlete if she does silly things like pose for a magazine in a sexy bikini.

I want to set that newspaper on fire. Not the paper, the building they work out of.

If an athlete wants to gain worldwide popularity and get paid while doing it, I don’t see why they can’t pose for Sports Illustrated. People need to get their heads out of their asses and stop trying to control what women can and cannot do with their bodies. Ugh.

P.S. Myla Dalbesio has amazing boobs.

P.P.S. Hailey Clauson turns me on.

P.P.P.S. Danielle Herrington is my favorite.

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Post image for Pulse AKA “The Guybrator™” Is The New Sex Toy Everyone Needs

When it comes to sex toys I feel like dudes or people with penises get the short end of the stick. No, that is not a short dick joke. Well, maybe. It’s a little joke. A little dick joke.

Laugh all you want, but it’s true. I dare you to name more than one sex toy for dudes. How many of you said Fleshlight and then drew a blank?

Oh sure, there are other super duper sex toys for dudes, like cock rings (think Tor) and masturbation sleeves (think Tenga), but they’re not as well known as sex toys meant for women or people with clits.

The Hitachi, the Rabbitt… these are all vibes that have mainstream appeal. I’ve seen both of those in several Hollywood movies and Network TV shows.

Where are all the sex toys for dudes I ask you?!

This is where the Pulse comes in. A product by Hot Octopuss the Pulse is a masturbation sleeve that pulses against the underside of your dick creating a sensation you’ve never felt before. It’s pretty damn nifty and I wish I had a dick just so I could try it.

It’s not just for people with dicks, though. The Pulse comes in the Duo and the Solo model. The Duo is for couples and features and extra pulsating nubbin on the outside for your partner and the Solo, well, the Solo is for when you’re alone and feeling frisky.

When you first look at this contraption it’s not quite obvious what it’s for, but once you see a picture ALL becomes clear. Basically, you stick your dick into the Pulse making sure the underside of your dick (a.k.a. the frenulum) is pressed against the pulsating plate.

It’s pretty self-explanatory from there. Your dick gets hard and the wings wrap around your dick nice and snug like and then you go crazy.

If you’re using the Pulse Duo and you happen to be with a lady friend when you stick this contraption on your dick, you can try lying on top of your partner with the extra pulsating nubbin pressed against her clit. I mean… you see where I’m going with this, right?

Of course, if you’re lazy or have poor upper body strength you can have your partner jump on top and press her clit against the vibrating Pulse.

The technology behind the Pulse is pretty damn impressive. Check out these very important details!

Have I sold you on this thing yet? No, you say. Well, look at these videos and tell me if they help. Actually, I don’t care. It’s not like I’m getting a cut of their profits. This is not an affiliate post. Burn it all to hell for all I care. Burn. It. Burn it all. Just maybe let me know if you want to try the Pulse or if you have tried it that would be even better.

Leave all your opinions in the comments even if your opinion is that you like bananas. I’m not hard to please.

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Post image for Bella Hadid Nipples So You’ll Take Her Modelling Seriously

There’s no denying that Kendall, Kylie, Ireland, Hailey, Gigi, and Bella – you know, the children of famous people – are all gorgeous as fuck, but would these people have modelling careers if they had just walked off the street and into a modelling agency?

*Do people still do that? Walk into a modelling agency or is everything handled over Instagram these days?*

Probs, not. There are a lot of gorgeous people out there and getting booked by what’s-his-face for what’s-his-name is harder than it looks.

You used to have to give Terry Richardson a blow job if you wanted to make it as a model, these days you just have to be the child of a billionaire and/or have a buttload of followers online to make it in the industry.

Where are photographers getting their blowjobs now, huh? Where? THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ISSUE! You can’t expect Uncle Bad Touch to date like a normal dude, that’s just not how it works.

Bella Hadid has never had to suck on some dude’s knob to book a gig. No one should have to suck on some dude’s knob to book a gig, but I’m all for equal treatment. If the pretty girl from the backwoods of Florida needs to get on her knees to make it as a model, I don’t see why the Hadids and the Jenners should get special treatment.

This shoot has some boob and nip, so I’m somewhat mollified. I’m not ready to get my pitchfork yet. Yet, I say.

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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on February 19, 2017

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Kendall Jenner See Through Outfit – DrunkenStepfather

Sophie Turner Deep Cleavage And Long Legs At The British Film Awards – CelebJihad

Emma Roberts Sexier Than Ever – CelebSpank

Heidi Montag Nipples in Wet Bikini Top – TaxiDriverMovie

Ashlen Alexandra Topless at the Beach! – The Nip Slip

Rihanna Looks Gorgeous In ‘Amelia Earhart Couture’ – Smoking Section

Lucy Li and Vanessa Decker do Demolition! – BoobieBlog

Melissa Lori – A Place in the Sun – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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Post image for Sex Ed Where You Least Expect It

One of the coolest things about sex being my favorite hobby is that I’ll never finish learning. There is ALWAYS some new goal in my mind to figure out how to top my last orgasm session, whether it be solo or with my wife. Since everyone’s body is different, replicating sensations can be difficult, but it’s always fun to try.

Lola wrote about PornHub’s new Sex Ed Site a few weeks ago, and I’ve already sent the link out to a dozen of my friends. Who doesn’t love information about how to do the deed better (or even just differently)?

All Souls Unitarian Universalist Church in Columbia Heights, Washington is getting in on the sex ed game too. Actually, the Unitarian Church has been doing this since the 60s in one form or another. They call the program “Our Whole Lives,” or OWL for short. No matter your age, they have a program ready to roll to school you on a few things. They don’t care if you’re 90 and widowed or 20 and letting your hormones take control of your life. It’s refreshing to hear that the church has been helping out their members for decades.

Though I’m slightly pissed off with myself that I just discovered it.
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Fap Along With Harlot: Suds Up, Get Soaked and Horny

February 18, 2017
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My wife is confused at how I can be turned on by the most un-sexy situations. A pipe burst in my kitchen sink last week and as we were scrambling to grab towels and figure out what the fuck to do, I say, “Doesn’t this seem like a porno scenario?” She didn’t agree with me. […]

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Labiaplasty And Porn: How To Manufacture Causality

February 17, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Sex News: Banned Pringles Commercial, Banning Porn Is Harmful, & Kinky Sex Makes You More Creative

February 17, 2017
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I want Pringles. The Pringles Commercial That Was Censored During The Super Bowl (ALRINCON) The executives and the marketing agency were shocked when the people in charge of managing commercials during the Super Bowl discarded the one they had sent to promote their brand. “But, but… but why? I don’t understand it! We’re encouraging recycling! […]

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Emily Ratajkowski Sues Art Gallery For Showing Polaroid Nudes

February 16, 2017
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Before “Blurred Lines” made Emily Ratajkowski famous, the busty brunette was doing art nudes for a variety of photographers and publications. You may remember when Jonathan Leder – purveyor of vintage inspired erotica – released a book of polaroids he took of Emily, I posted about it back in April 2015?! Anyhow, turns out Em […]

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Playboy Brings Back The Nudes!

February 15, 2017
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It’s been a year since Playboy Magazine (OG edition) decided to do away with nudity in an effort to rebrand the magazine and attract mainstream advertisers. In that time Playboy went with an aesthetic that appealed to a younger crowd. Long gone were the bleached blonde sex doll look-a-likes. These days it’s all about hipster models. The […]

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