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Love Magazine puts out a series of sexy videos every year as an advent calendar. The calendar used to end on Christmas, but then they started ending it on New Year’s Day for what I’m assuming are PC reasons. Now, it seems they WILL NEVER STOP.

Only they did stop, sometime in mid-January, because that date makes all the sense. Whatever, I don’t care (EXCEPT I DO CARE, BECAUSE THIS IS HORSESHIT). My outrage is somewhat mollified, because this prolonged advent means that we get a video of Kate Upton and a bonus video of Daisy Lowe. Oh and Sistine Stallone who I’m assuming is the daughter of Sylvester Stallone, but I’m too lazy to Google that shit and verify.

Bonus Daisy Lowe is the one I really care about here, because she’s once again proving that brunettes are magical. That swimsuit, yummy. Not surprised it’s from Agent Provocateur. That smile, though, is what really kills me. Oh and those boobs and that ass too, of course, but watching Daisy smile while taking a bath is as close to witnessing perfection as I’ll ever come.

I’m pretty happy to see Kate Upton do something that is somewhat relevant. I say somewhat, because Love Advent is slowly committing suicide. Kate’s video was fun, though. I liked watching her be silly.

P.S. Sistine Stallone IS Sylvester Stallone’s daughter. Apparently, he only fathers goddesses.


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Sistine and her sisters. 

Check out this video of Kate Upton:

Oh and this one of Sistine Stallone:

Bonus Daisy Lowe:

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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on January 16, 2017

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Maitland Ward Naked and Porning Out – DrunkenStepfather

Olga Kurylenko Nude Scenes From “Hitman” – CelebJihad

Selena Gomez Hot Black Dress Bumping – CelebSpank

Kate Upton Areola Peek in See Through Lace Bra – TaxiDriverMovie

Ariel Winter in a Red and Sheer Top! – The Nip Slip

Selena Gomez Shows Off ‘Ass Shaped Like Selena’ – Smoking Section

Elizabeth Marxs Down by the River! – BoobieBlog

Joanna Krupa – At Catch LA in West Hollywood – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes –

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I just got back from a Johnny Sins Instagram session. I totally got lost there for a second. Johnny and Kissa lead a somewhat charmed life. Every time I check out their feeds I want to move to Hawaii, because why not? Hawaii must have jobs, right?

Okay, so I just got back from another internet rabbit hole. This time about moving to Hawaii. It looks complicated and hard. Blah, blah, winter, blah, blah, nipply boobs, blah, blah, here are some sexy pics from Instagram.

📷 @bornunderpunches_ // tranquility but still on the rugged like a gentle giant unplugged tokin on bud

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This is the most perfect picture of Keisha Grey I have ever seen.



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I came across Ingrid Mouth when I was looking through GIFs of Lily Cade. I noticed this girl with wild curly hair and I had to know who she was. Luckily, the GIF in question was properly labelled and I didn’t have to look too far. She’s a model, a porn star, and an illustrator.

You can check out her art at I like it. Among other things, she seems to have an affinity for drawing weird insects with large dicks. They appear to be trying to suck their own dicks, but that might just be my perverse interpretation.


Dick bug.

Ingrid started doing porn in 2014 when her rheumatoid arthritis got so bad she couldn’t paint full time anymore, turns out she likes porn a lot! Sadly, that means we get less dick bugs, but on the other hand we do get more boobs.

According to her “About” page, Ingrid is “currently working on a series of dirty paranormal shorts, performing for fetish, mainstream, and queer companies, webcamming, and making comics, paintings, zines, and tattoo designs.” All of which makes me think she’s the coolest girl alive.

I’ve got a mega crush going for Ingrid Mouth. I’m so happy I came across her work. Her Instagram is pretty killer too. Go on now, internet stalk her… you know you wanna.



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Every time a famous person responds to one of my Twitter DMs I get pretty excited. Also, surprised, because if it were me I would definitely ignore The People. I would also refer to myself in the third person and use the royal “we” at the most inappropriate times.

Kissa Sins, however, is a sweet pervert who takes the time to respond to her fans (yes, that’s me. I’m talking about me. I’m her fan).

After Tommy Pistol took the time to answer the Bernard Pivot questionnaire* at my request, I decided to make this a regular thing and Kissa Sins was nice enough to take time out of her life – time that is usually set aside for having wonderful beach adventures with Johnny Sins – to answer a list of questions that pretty much contains all anyone needs to know about another person.

Although, if it were me I would probably add something basic like: “What’s your favorite food?” Bernard Pivot didn’t care what people ate, though, so here are Bernard’s unaltered questions followed by Kissa’s answers in bold.

What is your favorite word? YES!!

What is your least favorite word? NO!!

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Positive energy, being excited for life, good vibes, spontaneity, general excitement because I think excitement turns into a sort of magic that can change even the worst of situations!! Realizing that if you just simply look at a situation differently everything could be amazing!!

What turns you off? Negativity.

What is your favorite curse word? Fuck!

What sound or noise do you love? The sound of waves or sloppy blowjobs. Or the sound of a sloppy blowjob on a beach with waves in the background!!

What sound or noise do you hate? Honking.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Assassin or CIA agent of course.

What profession would you not like to do? Anything that involves a cubicle!!

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? YEAH RIGHT go downstairs!!

I haven’t watched all of Kissa’s work, so I can’t tell you if she’s ever played an assassin or a CIA agent in a scene, but she should. She definitely should. I can picture it now, a skin tight black spandex outfit with a zipper down the front. Something like Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow costume. Yup. That would work.

I really dig Kissa’s positive energy. She does have that certain kind of magic about her. I’m really glad Kissa and Johnny found each other.

Follow Kissa on Twitter and make sure to check out her Instagram, because her life is pretty damn wonderful and she has the pictures to prove it.



Sex is on the Agenda

January 14, 2017
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When I was younger, getting laid was my top priority. I’d spend my days in the office scouring Craig’s List on the DL to set up my sex session for the evening. If I didn’t have a new sex adventure planned before I punched out, I’d get in touch with one of my standby dicks […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Gym Sex

January 14, 2017
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Are you Peepz going to the gym? It’s the whole “New Year New You” nonsense that has made my tiny, intimate fit club filled to the brim with hottie housewives that are looking to knock a few pounds of holiday goodies off of their back end. It’s kind of annoying, but it happens every year […]

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Why Is Porn Everywhere On The Internet? Because It Can Be

January 13, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Let’s Do The Time Warp Again: Helen Mirren Nude In A Bathtub!

January 13, 2017
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Helen Mirren is a goddess. Always has been, always will be. I came across these pics the other day and I’m a fan. I like them. I like them a lot. They’re actually from a few years ago when Mirren was promoting the film Love Ranch. In Love Ranch, Mirren played the madam of a legal […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Azealia Banks (2015)

January 12, 2017
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I’m pretty sure Azealia Banks is trolling the internet. She was booted off Twitter for some racist comments she made against one of the One Direction dudes. Zayn Malik, I believe. Now her Facebook account has been deleted because she called Brazilians “third world freaks.” I’m not sure if that was before or after she […]

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