Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s oldest porn site for women & couples. With over 16 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.
Let’s get one thing out of the way, right up front: Despite the fact Oregon State University’s mascot is a beaver, and the unrelated fact OSU is in the news today because a former student has been arrested after a self-shot porn video she filmed in the OSU library showed up on a porn tube site (pornhub.com), I am not going to make a bunch of cheap vagina-related puns in this post.
Please understand: I dearly love making bad puns, so this quip-abstinence is a sincere sacrifice on my
At any rate, evidently some chick named “Kendra” (wasn’t this the name of a Thundercat, as well, by the way?) thought it would be good idea to use the OSU library as her personal porn studio. This decision resulted in a 17-minute video, hundreds of thousands of online views, one Class A Misdemeanor and a smattering of administrative hyperbole.
“It’s the buzz around campus,” said one OSU student. “Everyone is talking about it, and I don’t think it was a very appropriate thing to do.”
Whoa, whoa, hold up son! Don’t go so far out on a limb there, young fella. I mean, isn’t it possible she reserved the conference room offered specifically for students who suffer from a chronic need to masturbate and irrepressible exhibitionist tendencies? (We had a room like that at my college library…. Or I hope that’s what it was for, at least.)
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