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I never gave much thought to Anna Nicole Smith. Growing up, she appeared to me as an easy target for boners and scathing headlines. I was too young to care when she landed the coveted Guess modeling contract, thereby replacing Claudia Schiffer, and becoming a household name, so she wasn’t exactly on my radar.

I was too busy making my Barbie doll have sex with my brother’s Hulk Hogan action figure to pay any attention, which is surprising considering Anna Nicole Smith was a living breathing Barbie doll at the time.

I may not have been aware of who Anna Nicole Smith was in terms of the media controversy: stripping, posing for Playboy, marrying that really old guy, suing his estate when she was cut out of the will, the reality TV show, the drugs, the rehab, the death of her son, the paternity of her daughter, and of course, the last scandal of them all, her own death in 2007 at the age of 39, but I do recall the stunning black and white Guess ads that were plastered over every teenage boys bedroom walls in the early ’90s.

The Playboy shoots a boy could sneak a peek at when he raided his father’s skin mag collection – he couldn’t very wall plaster those to his bedroom walls – but the Guess ads he could rip out of his mother’s fashion magazines and no one could complain.

Although, the Playboy shoots are much more, well, you know, naked and sexualized, I actually prefer the Guess ads. Maybe’s it’s because they’re black and white and that immediately classes things up for me, but they exudes a timeless elegance that is much more enticing than a naked roll on a sandy beach.

Not that I’m knocking on naked rolls on the beach, it’s just that in this instance, I prefer the cheeky roll in the hay.

I know a lot of you will say that Anna Nicole Smith isn’t what does it for you in the pants region, but there’s no denying the magnetism that comes through in these Guess ads. There’s something tragic and vulnerable as well as hopeful and innocent that comes through in these photographs – that is hard to fake.

It didn’t hurts either that the Guess photographers noticed Anna Nicole’s passing resemblance to Hollywood legend Jayne Mansfield.

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Double dayum.

A resemblance that was capitalized on in Anna Nicole’s most successful photoshoots.

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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on November 26, 2014

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

How To Use A Fleshlight with Your Lover – Sex.com

Naked Models in the Rain – DrunkenStepfather

Jennifer Lawrence Nips Out In New Film ‘Serena’ – CelebJihad

Keira Knightley Topless Wet Moments Collide – CelebSpank

Nadeea Volianova Nip Slip While Drunk on the Street – TaxiDriverMovie

Katy Perry Bikini Pokies! – The Nip Slip

Meet Vex Ashley – Le Tag Parfait

Watch Beyonce’s New ‘Haunted’ Video – Smoking Section

Be Thankful for Sarah Randall’s Boobs! – BoobieBlog

Daisy Lowe Topless – Hunger Magazine – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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Post image for The 2015 Pirelli Calendar Is Here & It’s Fantastic!

The Pirelli Calendar is a big deal in the model-high-fashion-world, which is kind of crazy since we are talking about one of those pin-up calendars put out by a company that sells luxury tires. Yet, being chosen to be part of the Pirelli calendar, whether as a photographer or a model, is high praise.

Since 1964, a limited edition of calendars has been sent out to Pirelli tire dealers where mechanics has been able to grease up their tools to the likes of Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington, and Milla Jovovich.

It’s a highly anticipated sexy affair and everyone would love to get their hands on one, you know, the people who don’t have the Internet. It’s a big deal is what I’m saying.

Naked models and pseudo-fashion porn, yes please. After a while, though, the whole thing started to get a little bit repetitive and I skipped the last two incarnations of the Pirelli Calendar. It broke my heart (not really) that the 2013 and the 2o12 calendars didn’t make it to Peeperz, but this year I’m turning that frown upside down.

Because I’m in love with the 2015 edition of the Pirelli calender. Well, at least, I’m in love with most of it. To be honest, I’m especially in love with Gigi Hadid (header pic) and Anna Ewers (the blonde in the latex thong)! And by “in love” I mean I’ve got epic lady wood.

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Post image for Lana Del Rey Nude But Covered For Maxim + Rape Scene Video

Did ya’ll hear about the Lana Del Rey leaked rape footage that was heard across the world? Not real rape. Simulated rape. If that makes a difference.

Every blog and online publication talked about it for days. The word “disturbing” was in every headline. I was a little disappointed when I finally saw the footage. Not because I wanted to be disturbed, but because I felt like everyone was making a bigger deal out of the footage than the video warranted.

Wanna see a really disturbing movie about rape, watch Irreversible with Monica Bellucci. If you are not completely and utterly fucked in the head afterwards, you are really fucked in the head to begin with.

Don’t get me wrong, all rape is disturbing, but we are talking about a make believe video here.

The weird thing, is that in the video Lana Del Rey was being raped by Eli Roth, you know, the dude behind the worse movie ever made, Hostel. The rape footage was then inter-cut with some weird Marilyn Manson footage from two different videos, but the whole thing was made to appear as one cohesive unit.

Marilyn Manson immediately distanced himself from the footage saying he had nothing to do with the Lana Del Rey rape scene and his camp has stated:

Manson did not direct this, shoot it, nor was it for a Marilyn Manson video or outtake footage made by him or to be used by him with his music. It must be a fan video splicing up old Manson video footage with someone else’s Lana Del Rey footage.

Neither Eli Roth nor Lana Del Rey have released a comment about the footage. So there’s no way to know, why they hell this was shoot in the first place. All we know is that someone got their hands on it and posted it to YouTube. Dun dun dun.

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Post image for Turkey Porn Is Hard To Come By?

I’m running around like an asshole this week, in preparation for my first “cooked all by myself” holiday meal. My girl and I decided to decline every invitation that our families offered so that we could just spend a nice, quiet Turkey day together, naked in our living room.

It sounded like the perfect idea to me at the time.

Then I realized how much energy (and money?!?) it takes to actually make a holiday feast, and I decided that all I want to do is lounge and get some take out.

That’s not going to happen though. For the next few days, most of my time is going to be spent in the kitchen, trying to figure out how to cook 7 dishes simultaneously, and have them ready to go on the table (TV trays actually…we fancy) all at the same time.

Crazy shit, man. I don’t know how my grandma does it.

In any case, to celebrate Thanksgiving in the U.S., I figured it would be cool to compile a list of the best Thanksgiving porn that the PornHub Network has to offer…

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Kayden Kross Has Huge Post Baby Tits By Andrew Kurykendall

November 25, 2014
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To clarify, Andrew Kurykendall is not a plastic surgeon. He did not give Kayden Kross her huge post baby tits, he simply had the honor of photographing them for us. Besides, Kayden got her implants way before she ever got into porn – back when she was a stripper – and as far as implants […]

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Study Suggests Women With Male Friends Have More Sex

November 22, 2014
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Sex is an important part of most relationships which makes it a very popular subject for studies and research. Couples either want to know how to work more sex into their bedrooms, or maintain what they have going. It’s the basis of every magazine article about how to spice up your marriage. A new study […]

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Masturbation Roll

November 21, 2014
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Women Hit Their Sexual Peak a lot Sooner Than You Think – Sex.com Hailey Clauson for Terry Richardson – DrunkenStepfather A Video Tribute To Big Breasted Celebs – CelebJihad Lacey Banghard Topless Celebrity Bombshell – CelebSpank Kendra Wilkinson’s Bare Ass Exposed on ‘I’m a […]

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I Might Write About Sex, But I Don’t Want To Have Sex With You

November 21, 2014
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s oldest Porn for women & couples site. With over 16 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less […]

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Miley Cyrus Is The New Face (Err) Legs Of Golden Lady – Video Ad!

November 21, 2014
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Oh Miley, it’s been a while since you’ve done something that has piqued my interest. I know, I’ve been sad about it too. I just haven’t been able to get behind your stage antics. They smell too much like a bid for attention. Not that wanting attention is bad, it’s just sad when you do […]

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