Goddamn, girl has amazing boobies. For realz. Heather Depriest or Deprettiest as I like to call her is some sort of Guess model, which means she’s blonde and has big knockers. It’s true, though, she is blonde and she does have big knockers.
It’s almost cliche as far as Guess is concerned, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t work. So thank you Guess for bringing Heather to our attention, without you, other publications probably wouldn’t have picked her up and we wouldn’t have these lovely photos to celebrate Titty Tuesday with and that would a darn shame. A darn shame, I tell ya.
I’ve mentioned the amazing boobs, so now I’d like to talk about cornrows. What the fuck white people, why do you insist on continuing to wear cornrows?! It is the worst. It’s not as bad as black face, but it’s one of those cultural appropriation thing that just will never be okay. Like saying the N word. If you’re white, just don’t go there. Also, if you’re white, drop the Ebonics too. You’re only embarrassing yourself and being incredibly racist while you do it. So just stop. Stop it with the cornrows, I think that would be a good start.
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Chelsea Handler is a weird bird. I like her bra, but I have no idea what’s happening with her hair. I’m assuming that’s the point. I’ve been known to have a bad hair day myself. Often times I encourage them, the bad hair days I mean. It’s from all the no washing and lying on the couch all day, it does weird things to your hair, especially when you like to put a pillow over your head to relax, you know, because it’s comfortable for some reason you can’t possibly understand.
Like I can’t possibly understand what happened in Chelsea’s life that led to this picture. First off, who takes off their underwear before taking off their bra? That’s just nonsense. Second, who has green apples just lying around their bathroom? Those belong in the kitchen. I mean, obviously.
So what is this? Some sort of allusion to the apple in Eden and how Eve totally screwed us over by offering the apple to Adam which came from the forbidden tree of knowledge and we all know knowledge is all about the sex and sins, etc. Is that it?
Probably not, I doubt Chelsea Handler thinks these things through that much. It’s a nice change from all the nipple pics, though. After #freethenipple it will be #freethepussy. It only makes sense.
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Out this week in theaters is Emily Ratajowski in We Are Your Friends. She doesn’t get nude here but she does get fully friendly showing off her natural knockers in the Robin Thicke Blurred Lines music video.
Nude on Showtime, Masters of Sex served up a trio of top-notch ta tas from Lizzy Caplan, Helene Yorke, and Catie Boles.
Nude on Blu-ray, its the Skintastic film Angel Heart. Former Cosby kid, Lisa Bonet, is all grown up flaunting her beautiful nude body.
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Something about a woman carrying around condoms makes our society so uncomfortable that we’d rather make her feel ashamed than start a conversation about sexual health. The idea that condoms are just for men implies that sex is off-limits for women and that only men are allowed to control protection.
It doesn’t help that condoms are heavily marketed towards men, which is pretty awkward considering 40% of condoms are actually purchased by women. One woman in particular, entrepreneur Meika Hollender, is using this as an opportunity to arm women with chic sexual health products. Forget diamonds, condoms are a girl’s best friend.
Personally, I’ve always been the one to buy the condoms and to make sure we always had some on hand. I think it has to do with being on the ball when it came to not getting pregnant. An unwanted pregnancy is shitty for both partners, but especially so for the one that has to carry the damn thing to term or, you know, not. The choice to use condoms is even easier to make now that sustainable options are available.
I am an artist and make watercolor and oil paintings. Regrettably I do have a degree in Fine Arts. I always had terrible professors for art history, and preferred to make things instead of learn about them. I do enjoy the history part of art history, but I don’t like interpreting it to death — I don’t like to think about it too much. For me it’s, “Oh, I like this painting!” or “Nope. Don’t like that one.” If more people took this simple attitude to art, they’d find it more approachable!
Art has always been a part of my life. The Magic Wand has always been a part of my wife’s life. So, you see, this combines all my favorite things.
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