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Stop the presses. Stop everything you’re doing right now. Stop thinking. Hell, stop breathing. Chloe Chaos, the super cute pornstar vixen, likes to and quite frequently fucks her sister. Let that sink in for a second. Okay. You can breathe now.

This is not a porno gimmick. They are not twins. They don’t do it for the camera. Chloe Chaos just thinks her sister is hot and she wanted to taste her pussy. Her sister said “why the hell not” and the rest, as they say, is history. Yup, the two SISTERS fuck and eat each other out.

Yup, that happens.It could be happening right now.

I haven’t decided yet it’s that totally fucked up, hot, or both. My mind is totally flipped out, so it can’t really focus on things like right and wrong and spelling. Thank God, for spell check and cute editors.

Aren’t you happy that Kong and Coco Velvett had a chance to interview Chloe Chaos at the 2014 AVN Awards. I mean, heck, if it weren’t for PornhubTV you may never have been privy to this information. And I don’t know about you, but I enjoy having my mind boggled on dark, gloomy, rainy Tuesday afternoons. It’s just the way I roll.

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Post image for Airline Tweets Picture Of A Plane Stuck In A Vagina?

For the first time in a long while, the internet was buzzing about an airline for a reason other than a vanishing flight. This occurred when US Airways tweeted a message instructing a customer to direct their complaint to a picture of a plane crashing into a vagina.

I’ve been directing complains to pictures of vaginas for the last two and a half years. I guess the secret is to throw an airplane in there to make it an internet sensation.

Stunned followers quickly favorite and retweeted the raunchy picture and it made US Airways one of the most popular topics on the whole internet. While most people would have assumed this was the work of hackers or perhaps a soon-to-be fired social media intern, the airline left the tweet up for a preposterously long time.

Maybe they liked the kind of publicity only a well placed vagina can provide.

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Post image for Top 5: Weird Ass Sex Laws Still On The Books!

Bureaucracy is a strange beast. Soo much paperwork and sooo many different departments makes everything a little cuckoo. Add to that the weird ass machine that is “justice” and you end up with some really bizarre laws. Also, people are fucked up. Need proof, check out the laws in Florida (ex: If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.)

If you really want to take a journey down the deep dark hole that is the bizarre and pointless, what you have to do is check out the sex laws in effect in the USA. It’s a strange trip! So gonzo, even Hunter S. Thompson couldn’t make this shit up.

5. No guns allowed! 

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I’ve got bad news for you trigger happy folks, in the state of Wisconsin a man is not allowed to fire a gun while his partner is having an orgasm. Weird, because how else are you supposed to celebrate?!

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Post image for Study: Women In Stable Relationships Desire Less Sex?

The people I know who are against the idea of long term relationships all seem to imagine an eventual sexless home life. It’s fairly common to hear about couples who have been in a stable relationship experiencing a decline in the amount of sex they have over time.

While many people may have their suspicions as to why this is, a recent study by the Hamburg-Eppendorf University Hospital in Germany may be able to tell us why using science and statistics.

Researchers interviewed 530 men and women about their sex lives and relationships. They found out that less than half of women who have been in committed relationships for more than four years wanted regular sex compared to 60% of women at the same age who were single or in new relationships.

Meanwhile men’s sexual appetite remained at a constant 60-80% regardless of their relationship status. Scientists also determined that the sky is blue, water is wet, and fattening foods taste the best.

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Post image for Cara Delevingne Makes Out With Herself & It’s Hot!

Whoa, this new Yves Saint Laurent ad is the first time I’ve heard Cara Delevingne’s voice. For some reason, I never realized she has a British accent. It’s pretty damn sexy. So sexy, it’s doing strange things to me… especially when she says: “I love you passionately…painfully…all of you.” Yup, that sultry voice hits me in all the warm places.

She doesn’t look half bad either. It’s no wonder Cara is one of the most popular models out there right now. She’s stunning. And her face is incredibly expressive. On her down time she always looks really goofy, but put her in front of a fashion mag camera and tell her to look sexy and she’s always spot on.

Frankly, the only thing better than imagining Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez scissoring is picturing Cara, Michelle, and Rihanna scissoring is watching Cara seduce herself and make out with her mirror image. Ah twins, I see where that fantasy comes from now. It’s pretty hot.

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Loud Sex Leads to Jail Time In Italy

April 14, 2014
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Lately, when I’m masturbating and the cameras aren’t on, I’m usually silent. It’s more because I’m trying to listen to the PornHub video that I’m watching than anything else. Silent self love can be just as much fun as a super loud solo session but when I’m alone, my volume level is usually kept in […]

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Masturbation Roll

April 11, 2014
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: The Sexiest Vimeo Account Ever Returns! – Sex.com Mel B Twerking – DrunkenStepfather Emily Ratajkowski Back To Doing Naked Pictures – CelebJihad Alessandra Ambrioso Nipple Pokes Pool Party – CelebSpank Edita Vilkevicuite Butt Ass Naked at the Beach – TaxiDriverMovie Dylan Penn is Sexy […]

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What Do Porn Stars Do When They Retire?

April 11, 2014
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There was a time in the porn industry where aside from nude models and amateurs, there were only a handful of stars that everyone knew and loved. People like Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick and Chasey Lain were almost like elected officials whose job it was to help us masturbate and they were paid accordingly. Things […]

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Survey: Would You Stay In A Sexless Relationship?

April 11, 2014
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I know a guy who was in a relationship with a woman who identified as asexual. He got a lot of shit from our mutual meathead friends over it, but it worked for him and he seemed to be happy about the arrangement. It was kind of like having a roommate that was his best […]

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Soccer Star Tweets ‘Embarrassing’ Porn Screenshot

April 11, 2014
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Sharing a screenshot of your favorite web browser can be a risky gamble. Most of us have extremely varied interests and may be doing a number of different things that would might not make sense when scrutinized by a 3rd party. For example, when Bulgarian soccer legend Hristo Stoichkov shared a picture himself appearing on […]

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