I had this friend in high school with whom I had a pretty intense and tumultuous friendship. We became really good friends really fast, but there was also this underlying current of jealousy and competitiveness between the two of us. She had the kind of personality that attracted people to her like tiny little moths continually burning themselves on a bright porch light. She wasn’t a bad person, but she did turn out to be a pathological liar. Oh, the lies that she told were plenty and marvelous. I never doubted her once.
When I was younger, my friends were my life. I literally would have done anything for my closest friends with no questions asked. I thought those friendships were everything. I was addicted to certain people’s presence in my life like a drug and this devotion got me burned more than once. One night when we had one too many bottles of wine, I found myself telling a close circle of friends how much I loved them. Now, I didn’t give this particular moment much thought, but my best friend (the pathological liar), however, got it into her messed up brain that I was in love with her with a capital L. An assumption that she then went on to share with our entire circle of friends… prompting all the girls to shun me for my perceived “lesbianism.”
The funny thing is, considering what I just told you, is that I was later involved in two threesomes with this girl. Both of which she instigated. The first one was at a party at my house… involving lots of booze and people eventually passing out on every available sleeping surface. I shared my double bed with her, her twin brother and one of out mutual friends. I happened to have a crush on this friend of ours, but apparently so did she. The conversation we had in the dark somehow became very suggestive, which prompted her brother to leave the room for reasons of personal sanity.
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A new poll, conducted by a research firm contacting random Americans, has discovered that 14% of American’s think sex goes on too long. 14% is not that large of a number, it’s not too shocking, but if you’re anything like Bucky it might still be a percentage leaving you a little confused – who wants fuck sessions to end?
Not Bucky Beall.
Never Bucky Beall.
If Bucky needs to answer the phone, eat, or use the washroom during sex he just does it. However with a world of terrible lays, generally bad sex, and unlucky women getting railed by talentless guys who can’t cum in their pussys ‘cuz they jerk off with a grip too hard, there will be those out there who want sex to be over asap.
37% reported back that sex ends too soon…this is a number too high for civilization to continue on! Time to get rubbing the cock with numbing creme bros, or put on two condoms, or think of your grandma or memorize some baseball stats, And ladies if you’re ending the love making early because you’re sore from pussy pounding, add a little lube, it does wonders.
Since Bucky trusts no one but you, he wants the real numbers on how people are feeling about the duration of their sexing, here’s a poll you can vote in to let the world know if you need your shagging time to go longer, briefer, or if you’re getting exactly what you need:
I love the odd things that get people off. For me, I watch porn just as much for the entertainment value as I do for the fact that it makes my pussy drip.
While trolling around on YouTube the other day, I found this video of a man in an inflatable rubber Superman suit and it got me interested in researching people who have this fetish. Check this shit out:
The fact that he has a vacuum with a remote control was fascinating to me, the right tools for the right job, I guess. He was able to blow himself up till his Superman pants popped off and then waddle over to the camera to turn it off.
I needed to learn more about this whole inflatable suit fetish thing and how these suits worked. I checked out the site where the inflatable Superman got his suit and found out that the suits are actually double layers of latex. There is one suit that clings tightly to the person that is inside it and then another layer that gives the visual of the suit expanding: the inside suit compresses the person’s skin squeezing it tightly. From what I’ve read the tight grasp of the suit and the impressively huge visual seem to be what inflatable suit fetishes like. People who get boners from unique fetishes are the best.
I found another video on the company’s website for a suit that they sell that reenacts a scene from one of my favorite movies.
I’ll never watch Willy Wonka with the same eyes again – while this type of stuff doesn’t turn me on, what DOES turn me on is the fact that there are people out there that totally get off on this.
If you’re an inflatable fetishist and want to have a conversation with me, get in touch with me in the comments section or on Twitter @AlphaHarlot. I’d definitely be interested in hearing from you.
Wikipedia has the following story about the writer Kurt Vonnegut:
“In the mid-1950s, Vonnegut worked very briefly for Sports Illustrated magazine, where he was assigned to write a piece on a racehorse that had jumped a fence and attempted to run away. After staring at the blank piece of paper on his typewriter all morning, he typed, “The horse jumped over the fucking fence.”
Following his example I was originally going to only write “The whore showed some of her fucking tits on Twitter again,” as the text for this Peeperz post of pics showing some of the flesh of reality tv “star” and professional cock tease Adrianne Curry – however, that one sentence can’t really contain my hate for her so I thought I should add in the statement that she absolutely disgusts me and she’s all that’s wrong in the world.
I hope you get some joy from this bottom feeders recent attempts to matter to someone, somewhere. She hasn’t been on tv for awhile now so I guarantee a sex tape soon, we got these till then:
Have you seen The Avengers yet? The megahit superhero flick that’s only recently opened and already has smashed box office numbers and is making mad, mad, money? It’s this clusterfuck (in the good way) of superhero movies with a bunch of well known actors all playing an orgy’s worth of superdudes like Captain America, Hulk, Iron Man, Dong Man, Thor, some-guy-with-a-bow-and-arrow Man, and, best of all, the Black Widow played by Scarlett Johansson. If you’ve seen it let me know how it ends in the comment sections – I went to see it in 3D but was kicked out of the theater mid-film when I started trying to tit-fuck Scar-Jo’s giant floating cleavage.
What’s even better than Scarlett’s three dimensional movie screen size breasts in skin tight latex is Brooklyn Lee in the same outfit getting fucked every which way. Indeed there is a better version this blockbuster and it’s Vivid’s new porno parodyAvengers XXX – Pornhub has a clip from it featuring Hawkeye using his superpower of drilling pussy on the Black Widow, see the action right here below:
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