Hi Camille,
I am in a relationship right now…. and we have talked about the matter of if we were ready to have sex yet. The problem is that I’m a virgin and she isn’t, and she is a very sexually open person. I’m very positive that she will give me a blowjob, and I’m very nervous about how it will feel.
I don’t want to make her feel bad (you know what I mean?)…. so what should I do? And I was planing on sucking her vagina as well, and I really want to give her one that she will really enjoy. How can I make that happen? Can you please help me?
Thanks.
W.
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The Museum of Science and Technology is set to launch their newest exhibit. Sex: Tell-All Exhibition is a place where Canadian teens can go for advice and information about all things pertaining to sex. The displays included floor-to-ceiling photos of nude kids, teens, and adults as well as different kinds of condoms rolled over wooden dildos. The exhibit also contains a “climax room” with all of the ambiance you would expect to watch videos about aroused genitals and how orgasms work.
There is even a video that explain how masturbation works! Nobody taught me about masturbation, I thought I invented it until my dad set the record straight. He told me he invented it and that it was a family secret – something I would later find out to be false.
While the exhibit was cooked up by The Montreal Science Centre under the advisement of some legit sexologists in order to improve sexual education options for teachers, some parents aren’t too thrilled about it leading to controversy. According to one parent:
“It very quickly became apparent to myself and my wife that this was revolting. They were encouraging kids to have multiple partners, have anal sex, and the words they used were inappropriate. This felt like a sexual agenda being pushed.”
The exhibit does have a display where visitors write slang words for their genitals which are then displayed on screens in giant letters, as well as an information booth that encourages boys and girls to try anal sex if they are interested in it. If this isn’t the kind of activity your kids can handle, you might want to pass on this one.
The exhibit was initially planned to serve children as young as 12, but when parents caught wind of how graphic the displays were, organizers bumped the admission age to 16.
Overall, this is all stuff you can figure out within 5 minutes of logging into XTube. Giving parents a safe and healthy environment to learn about sex isn’t such a bad idea when the alternative is watching videos of people stick things in their butts.
Via Winnipegsun.com
I stabbed a guy once, sort of. It happened during lunch time in grade six. A guy a couple tables over wouldn’t stop bugging me. I told him if he didn’t stop I would throw my fork at him. He didn’t stop. I threw my fork. Who knew it would actually stab him in the neck?
Ha-ha! I was as surprised as everyone else that I had such good aim. I was only eleven, so my throwing arm didn’t have that much power behind it. Thankfully, the guy didn’t suffer any fatal injuries. No blood spurting from punctured arteries or anything like that. Besides, I did warn him. He should have taken me at my word.
That was my first and last foray into the world of stabbing. By the time I was twelve I had a better handle on my anger. The same cannot be said of Calvin Bernard Hill, who at the tender age of fifty-four stabbed his friend in the ribs after the two argued over who, between the two of them, “can have to most sex.”
The victim, a 41 year-old South Carolina man whose name was redacted from the police report, told the cops that Mr. Hill stabbed him after they got into a “tussling match” in the back of a PT Cruiser, which was being driven at the time by a female acquaintance of the dynamic duo.
Mr. Hill who was arrested on a felony battery charge following the altercation told the cop who questioned him that “that man stabbed his self.” I wonder if anyone believed him. What a stupid ass reason to stab one of your buddies. Jesus Christ, some dudes and their egos. Remind me to shut-up about how much sex I can have the next time I’m tempted to brag to someone wielding a knife.
Via thesmokinggun.com
California, the world’s 9th largest economy, is currently in the shitter. Law makers are struggling to close a massive budget gap and with nearly every source of taxable revenue wrung dry they are starting to look at one of the only industries surviving this recession: naked ladies who bring people booze.
The state I love so dearly is looking to pass a bill that would levy a 10 dollar “pole tax” on every patron of an alcohol serving strip club – an extra cover charge that goes directly to Uncle Sam. Supposedly, this money will go towards the funding of programs that treat and prevent sexual assault. The people supporting it claim that this bill was drafted specifically to help rape victims, and not just squeeze more money out of Californians.
James Joyce is a porn sounding name. It’s also the name of a spokesman for the state Assemblyman who sponsored this bill. He feels as if this tax is a fair way to fund services for sexual assault victims, and won’t really affect strip club patrons that much since they are already going there to spend money recreationally. According to Joyce:
“Most who go to these establishments know very well they’ll have to bring an extra few bucks. So, for those who go, $10 is not so much to sacrifice. Let’s face it, adult entertainment does very well even during a recession.”
I’m going to call bullshit on something here. The only reason they’re throwing the sexual assault stuff in there is to justify the new tax. Funding those programs through strip clubs only frees up the existing funding to go towards more vacations and golf clubs for Sacramento fat cats. This tax is simply about getting a few more bucks out of the good people of California.
As a former teacher in this wonderful mess of a state, I know firsthand how few fucks are given about people by policy makers. These guys will lie straight through their teeth to get what they want and I have to assume this is no exception.
Via Xbiz.com
With only a few months left in the presidential election, I’m slightly sick of politics. Ok, I’m actually REALLY sick of politics. I keep telling myself that we’re in the home stretch, but I know that the political ads are only going to get more frequent and nasty the closer to November. My opinion is that the whole bloody system is broken and needs to be rebuilt but at least there’s political satire to keep me entertained!
In an ingenious fusion of statistics and perversion, Matthew Epler has created Grand Old Party which is a data visualization interpreting the approval ratings of all the Republican candidates…but it’s also a set of butt plugs and everyone knows how much I love butt plugs!!
This genius pulled data from a line graph on Gallup Online and transformed the information into 3D molds to create ass toys. The girth of each plug reflects their popularity while the length reflects the amount of time that has passed.
The brochure for the plug explains:
Grand Old Party demonstrates that as a people united, our opinion has real volume. When we approve of a candidate, the swell with power. When we deem them unworthy, they are diminished and left hanging in the wind. We guard the gate! It opens and closes at our will. How wide is up to us.
Here’s a video that Epler made to pimp out his Republican butt plugs:
Wow, right?! I mean, those look like some challenging sex toys to get up in there. I think that realistically, I would go with The Paul. Though it seems a bit long, I don’t know that my ass would be able to handle those crazy edges in the Gingrich and the Santorum. I definitely know of a few guys on XTube who would love to get their hands on (and their ass holes around) one of those Romney plugs though.
Via Mepler.com
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