If You Have To Ask….

by CALICO RUDASILL on December 2, 2016

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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

Throughout my life, I’ve been warned against people who offer easy answers to all life’s questions, because easy answers often disregard nuance and complexity in favor of delivering clarity on the subject at hand.

Does lowering taxes necessarily stimulate the economy? Hell if I know; what do I look like, an economist? All I’m saying it’s possible this isn’t the sort of question which can be accurately and comprehensively answered with a yes or no.

On the other hand, some questions in life are a lot less complex than others, and in many cases, answers to such questions may, in fact, be easy.
Then again, where I see clarity, others might see shades of gray – maybe not 50 of them, but different degrees of the drabbest of hues, nonetheless.

So maybe I shouldn’t be so astonished to hear a pastor say something like “You know what? It is possible your wife’s miscarriage occurred because you watch porn.



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As an insomniac, I don’t really fall asleep—I manipulate my body into depths of unconsciousness through routine, gear, and medication. I require a sleeping mask, ear plugs, and Ambien. Ideally, I’d go to bed sometime around or after midnight, and sleep as late as possible. Partner sleeping positions? Don’t touch me. A sleepy attempt at snuggling will shake me out precious and rarely obtained slumber.

By contrast, my partner falls asleep instantly, around 10:30 PM, and loves to cuddle. We’ve joked about obtaining him a secondary partner—not for sex, but for slumbering spooning. “The sex is great, but the sleep… leaves something to be desired,” he once told me.

According to the experts, we’re not alone. “I would say at least 35–40 percent of couples are not sleep compatible,” says sleep specialist Dr. Michael Breus, the author of The Power of When who developed a quiz for determining your chronotype, or sleep pattern. “Match.com should have a section where you answer questions about sleep; you should have a sleep compatibility score.”


This is the story of my life. I can’t sleep next to other people.



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When Fidel Castro died a lot of people came out with very different opinions about Cuba’s former leader. Some people recognized him and members of his regime from the t-shirts they wore in 2004 and praised him as a visionary who freed his people. He was a symbol of resistance and perseverance in the face of persecution and economic sanctions from various governments.

Other people, including many Cuban-Americans who fled their homeland to escape his communist government, considered the man a dictator who toppled a flawed system only to establish a new one that was equally brutal.

It was a time when everyone rushed to their favorite social media platform to share their unique and important opinions on the subject. All eyes were on Cuba and while everyone was brushing up on the history and politics of the island nation to join the discussion, some of us took a different route.

According to a report by Pornhub Insights many people decided to research Cuban culture by checking out all the hot Cuban porn the internet has to offer. Cool!



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Garcelle Beauvais has been a mainstay of the small screen since the mid-’80s. However, I remember her most from her stint on The Jamie Foxx Show. I didn’t watch that show on the regular. I couldn’t really tell you any of the plot lines… besides the whole Jamie-Foxx-is-a-struggling-actor-working-at-his-aunt-and-uncle’s-hotel shtick. I used to catch it at 3 or 4 in the morning when there was nothing else on TV.

Late night TV gold-ish. 

It was a so-so show, but Garcelle Beauvais stuck out of the otherwise mediocre TV landscape due to her good looks… and, well… good looks. The woman is an Amazonian Goddess.

I didn’t know until today that she posed for Playboy back in 2007, but I’m glad she did. Better late than never I say. As all Plaboy shoots from that era, it’s pretty hit or miss as far as styling and overall aesthetics, but there’s no denying that Garcelle was/is a stone cold fox.

I just read on Wiki that she was married to a dude who had a five-year extramarital affair. I mean, whoa! Why would you ever risk loosing a woman as fine as Garcelle. Dude should have worshipped the ground she walked on. With those long legs had fabulous feet it wouldn’t be too hard to grovel on the ground and lick her heels.

In fact, I might really enjoy that. Maybe that’s what her ex was up to. He cheated on her just so he could prostrate himself at her feet. Makes sense.



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I felt that everyone’s Instagram was kind of tame after Thanksgiving, but I persevered and I found some good ones. Don’t forget to leave a comment and tell me who you love to stalk on Insta.

Gabi Paltrova is goals.


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Dana is so damn pretty.



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How do you guys feel about Gigi Hadid? Do you look at her and just swoon? Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t. When Gigi first came onto the scene I was pretty enamored with her, but then I realized who her mother was and I couldn’t shake the ressemblance. I try not to judge people […]

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Before we talk about Edyn Blair, here’s an anecdote: I’ve been working at my kitchen table lately, because that’s where the comfy chair is at the moment and while I’m typing away at my lap top one of my friend’s likes to hang out and do research for school. I make her sit across from […]

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Man’s Thumb Becomes Surrogate Penis?

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When Rafe Biggs became paralyzed from the chest down after falling off a roof nine years ago, he worried he would never have another orgasm. However, the human brain is a complicated machine and few things are more motivating than sexual desires. Through a phenomemon known as “transfer orgasm,” Biggs began to feel sexual pleasure […]

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