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Model Ayee Bee (a.k.a. Alexandra Berlingieri) has phenomenal boobs. Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap.

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You know when you go see a movie and you get a drink and a popcorn (can’t see a movie without snacks), but then halfway through the movie you have to squeeze your legs and pretend like you don’t have a bladder, because you don’t want to go to the bathroom and miss anything? Well, it’s the same thing when you go to a strip club.

Why take the chance you’ll miss something spectacular like glow in the dark clit rings that throb in sync with Sisqo’s “Thong Song” (it’s been a while since I’ve been to a strip club) when you can see it all through the peephole over your urinal?! It’s a brilliant idea. Strip clubs (and movie theaters) around the world should follow suit.

Peter Jackson’s King Kong would have been much more enjoyable if they had screens in the bathroom that you could sync to whatever flick you’re seeing. I think I may have caused my bladder irreparable damage sitting though that movie to the end.

If you’re afraid for your bladder every time you go to a strip club you should head on over to Pole Position Sports Bar in Seattle. They have nifty looking red tile in their bathroom and conveniently placed peepholes so you don’t miss a second of the show. Too bad it’s over the urinals and not in the stalls, cause you could stand there and rub one out for the team without creating a mess. If you have good aim, that is.

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Post image for Kathryn Budig’s Nude Toesox Yoga Ads Drive Me Wild

My Mom got me a subscription to Yoga Journal a few months ago in the hopes of putting the kibosh on my couch potato ways. It worked, sort of. Since the beginning of the summer I’ve been doing one activity or another every day and for the last month I’ve start doing yoga – a practice I haven’t done since my early 20s.

Don’t get me wrong, I can still do a Netflix marathon with the best of them and pizza, not to mention peanut butter M&Ms, are a major food group as far as I’m concerned. I’ve just added kale in there for good measure and every other bag of Twizzlers I try to eat an apple or something.

Yoga Journal like every other magazine on the face of the earth is way too full of ads, but to save me from the boredom that is Alicia Silverstone trying to sell me a multi-vitamin, I thank the powers that be, everyday, for Kathryn Budig’s nude yoga Toesox ads:

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That’s how you do booty.

Until recently, I didn’t know the name of the lovely lady posing nude in her socks for Yoga Journal, but thanks to a recent issue featuring Budig on the cover I can now put a name and a face to that fabulous ass.
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I got a little confused, though, when I stopped starring at the ads and started reading the words in YJ’s body issue. Apparently, Kathryn Budig is considered a plus size. Okay, maybe not plus size, but she’s definitely considered bigger than the typical yoga teacher and model.

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Post image for Suspected Drunk Drivers Have Sex In The Backseat Of Police Car!

Being drunk in the back of a police car is a uniquely terrifying experience. What should be a peaceful moment to get your story straight and compose yourself is more like the nerve-wracking calm before an ensuing shit storm. It’s the ultimate time out.

Once they open the door you pretty much pour out and confess to everything you’ve ever done. At least that’s how it’s supposed to work.

For 29-year-old Heather Basten and 33-year-old Travis Husnik, being put in the back of a police cruiser was the alone time they needed to get a little frisky. The pair was detained on suspicion of driving under the influence and while the arresting deputy was driving them to be processed he noticed something out of the ordinary.

The two suspects had begun fucking right in the back of his squad car. Whoa!

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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on October 18, 2014

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Canadian MILF Shyla Stylez in a Fur Coat – Sex.com

Mara Teigen in Cheeki for Galore – DrunkenStepfather

‘Walking Dead’ Star Lauren Cohan In Sharp Magazine – CelebJihad

Lacey Banghard Topless Celebrity Bombshell – CelebSpank

Adrianne Curry Strips Down for her Instagram – TaxiDriverMovie

Iggy Azalea Camel Toe!! – The Nip Slip

Oldie but Goodie: Michelle Angelo – Le Tag Parfait

Snow Tha Product Ft. Ty Dolla $ign – ‘1 Time’ – Smoking Section

Out of the Water GIF! – BoobieBlog

Mandy Kay – Cute Curves – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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Sara X Boob Dance To Mozart Over Breakfast

October 18, 2014
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I take full responsibility for the fact that there were no posts on Peeperz Thursday. Apparently, I contracted some sort of “not feeling well” virus and entered into a sleep coma for the better part of the working day. My bad. I deserve a spanking. Still not feeling great today, so like the big baby […]

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The Fappening Could Be Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian’s Fault

October 17, 2014
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s premier Porn for Women & Couples Site . With over 16 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a […]

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MMA Fighter Ronda Rousey Is All Kinds Of Hot

October 17, 2014
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Except for the bellybutton ring. I abhor belly button rings. Not sure why, between the age of 13 and 18 I had every thing (above the belt) pierced you could possibly image, but the belly button ring always seemed trashy to me. Maybe they remind me of my aversion towards outties. Innies are really sexy, […]

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Masturbation Roll

October 15, 2014
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Study Says Watching Porn At Work Is “Extremely Common” – Sex.com Cameron Diaz for Marie Claire – DrunkenStepfather Ashley Greene Shows Her Nipples In ‘Wish I Was Here’ – CelebJihad Keira Knightley Topless Wet Moments Collide – CelebSpank Caprice Bourett Nips on the Red […]

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Survey Says: People Like Having Sex At The Airport!

October 15, 2014
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Few things boost the libido like going on vacation. Maybe it’s the excitement of new surroundings or the relief of leaving all your stress behind- people simply like having sex while on a holiday. We’ve read a few surveys that suggest people traveling alone are more likely to engage in casual sex, but couples are […]

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