For the last two years we’ve set the Pornhub TV team free to wreak havoc on the Exxxotica adult expo in New Jersey. Now for the first time ever Exxxotica has added a new spring event and brand new fan choice porn awards, The Fannys, in Atlanta City!
Of course no adult blow-out is complete if PHTV isn’t there, so we put together the most wild team of wild porno-media superstar journalists yet to bring the party to New Jersey and to bring the party to all you who couldn’t be there in the sweet flesh.
Get on the rollercoaster of smut with Allan Lake, Amber the Pornhub Intern, Madeleine the Pornhub Intern, and Fat Steve, as they interview all of the notable pornographic performers like Tori Black, Asa Akira, Courtney Cummz, and Tanya Tate.
There’s also Alan getting whipped, Maddy getting off from said whipping, limo goodtimes, Amber’s boobs, and the dildo teeter totter.
Watch our teaser intro video for this season of Pornhub TV and stay tuned as we start rolling out the episodes later this week:
Gianna Michaels won the Fanny Award for Most Valuable Vagina (Female Performer of the Year), see why in this video from Pornhub:
The Bound Fetish Dance Night in DC holds a very special place in my heart. Back in the late 90s at the circle bar in Dupont Circle I discovered a whole new world!
I had heard about it from my boss at the outcall stripping place I worked. She doubled as a Dominatrix; I didn’t even know what a Dominatrix was back then. All I knew was these stories she would tell me about the stage shows intrigued me – I wasn’t ready to delve into the scene, I went mostly for the music while occasionally catching a glance of the debauchery.
Back then I fantasized about submitting to the beautiful powerful women I would see there all decked out. I looked up to them as Goddesses, I would never have even imagined I would one day become one of them!
Eventually I entered, balls deep. I did my first stage show at Bound to a packed house. I’ve had lots of amazing experiences at their events. Like all good things, Bound came to an end. In April, they brought it back after a 4 yr hiatus. I was thrilled when they asked me to serve as HeadMistress, as I had been looking to start spending more time in DC and what a perfect excuse!
The theme was Alice in Wonderland which was a bit hard for some of the old-timers as it reminds us of the death of someone who was an integral part not only of Bound and the DC nightlife at large, but of this theme in particular.
I turned 33 on the 18th of May, as with most of my birthday celebrations, I was on the prowl for some orgasms. Since I was house sitting all week, I took the liberty of using my different surroundings as a backdrop for some sexy times.
In separate sessions, I ended up giving a blow job with an epic cum shot straight down my throat and I had a 4-some (does that count as an orgy?) in a hot tub. I can for sure tell you that nothing says, “Happy Birthday Harlot!” like 3 naked women and one guy in a tub filled with bubbles.
The guy that I hooked up with solo is actually the dude who got me started on XTube in the first place. He goes by crememachine on the site. We shot a few videos together back in the day and he’s known for having these epic eruptions of cum when he orgasms.
Here’s the video from our hook up. All it takes is gentle suction and a little bit of tongue action and he’s ready to blow his load for me.
I totally would have played with the cum more, or even taken the shot on my face, but if I stained my aunt’s couches with cum, I’d never hear the end of it.
I’m a responsible house sitter, I swear!
The orgy was totally unexpected and possibly the best present that my friends could have given me.
Make any accusations you wish about my insecurities and insatiable desire for approval, but I like to win at things or at the very least be better than people I hate. The “Smallest Penis Contest” at King’s County Bar in Brooklyn, however, is one competition where I wouldn’t mind coming in dead last.
The contest goes down on July 20, and the organizers have turned to Craigslist to gather up contestants. The ad is looking for “less endowed men” to participate in a pageant style competition that will involve “talent, evening wear, and swimsuit elements.”
Participants will have to frolic about in revealing clothing while getting hosed down and will be judged by a small panel of expert penis quantifiers. There’s also a cash prize on the line.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sigh. And just like that one more internet haven destroyed by the prudes and sexually repressed. Actually, let me get down from my soap box for a minute, I didn’t even know sex workers were using LinkedIn to network with potential clients and employers.
One of the things my escort friends and I would always complain about is that you can’t really put “hooker” (or any other illegal job) on your resume, which was a bummer when it came to look for other sources of employment out there in the real world where people pay income taxes, because your work history would end up looking kinda of empty or spotty at best rendering you pretty much unemployable.
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