I… Well… Can I? I don’t… Not sure… Okay.

I need to read an artist statement, so I can process this into something I can more easily grasp. My brain is having a hard time. It might be because I’m distracted by the boobies.

Right, so… Milo Moiré is a Swiss model and artist who is known for using her body in a SHOCKING fashion in her art. Here you can see her during a performance of “Mirror Box” in London being fondled by strangers and ultimately being detained by police officers.

Art. And woman decide when they can be touched and when not. Feminism and stuff.

Female power and sexuality, which Milo like demonstrated though wearing a mirrored box over her boobs and her general downstairs area and like letting strangers stick their hands inside the boxes for a period of 30 seconds in which time they were like invited to stroke Milo’s genitals, because art.

I… Well… Can I? I don’t… Not sure… Okay.

All kidding aside, did she ask them to wash their hands first? The germaphobe in me is dying right now. I don’t care how many people she let’s into her box, whether it’s for art or funsies, but can we get some baby wipes and some antibacterial gel all over the place. ALL OVER.

In one of the pictures, I can see Milo spraying something into some dude’s hands and I’m praying it was some sort of miracle KILLER OF ALL COOTIES, because people are gross.

The only question I have left is, when is she coming to a city near me? Hehe. I say that, but I think if I had happened to be in the crowd that day I would have wavered between feeling really uncomfortable and wanting to participate. I probably would have given in to my urge to participate, but I definitely would have felt really uncomfortable about it.

I guess that’s the point, though, of this sort of performance art. You’re suppose to question the limits of sexuality and consent.



Sometimes I miss sloppy cumshots. Luckily, PornHub has a massive selection of videos for my masturbatory perusal that happen to fit the bill. It’s the taste I think I might miss the most. I can get as dirty as I want with my girl, but there’s no way to replicate the tangy taste of some home grown spunk that’s been shot right down my throat.

Just thinking about that is turning me on.

You Peepz ready to fap? Grab your favorite jizz sock and let’s get started.

First up we have two ebony hotties with huge tits. They swap back and forth, sharking their stunt cock until he fills up one of their mouths. They kiss to share the load and that’s just about when I lost my ability to edge my orgasm.

A few thick shots straight over her tonuge is what this hot brunette gets as a reward for being fucked in a whole bunch of sexy positions. She smiles at him with a cheeky grin at the end because she knows that this is exactly what she’s craving.



Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

According to an article I read the other day, the job of keeping an eye out for porn, violence, Newt Gingrich and other potentially objectionable content on live streaming and social media platforms is now being outsourced to artificial intelligence-equipped machines, which are learning to discern when things like guns, penises and gaping asshole former Congressmen appear on-screen.

On the one hand, this seems like a logical and efficient solution to the longstanding challenge of preventing inappropriate and offensive content from being displayed in places where, by all rights, I should be seeing yet another post about Pokemon Go. On the other hand, if computers are going to be censoring my news feed, I sure hope they demonstrate sound judgment and haven’t been programmed by total assholes to retain said assholes’ own biases and prejudices.

Or failing that, I at least hope these robots have decent taste. The last thing I need is for my feed to be cleansed of artistic nudes in favor of sad clown and poker-playing dog paintings.



I can’t be the only one who feels like half this photoshoot was taken at a crime scene, right? Clearly, Anni Jurgenson showed up to her photoshoot for Odda Magazine and everything started off normal enough. They were in a bland as fuck studio space all beige and cream and whatnot. Then the clothes came off and this weird winged insect came out of nowhere.

That’s when Anni knew something was off. Usually, these studios are spick and span if only so models feel comfortable rolling around on the floor in the nude, but even though everything looked kosher Anni couldn’t shake the feeling that things were heading in a strange direction, especially when she was about to flick the bug off her chest and the photographer told her to leave it.

Boobs and insects, there’s a certain kind of perv that gets off on that kind of thing and they’re usually great friends with Buffalo Bill. Yes, yes, I know Buffalo Bill is a fictional character, but that’s doesn’t mean crazy people can’t be friends with him.

Anni hadn’t made the connection yet, so when her Buffalo Bill impersonator photographer suggested they take the rest of the photoshoot out into the middle of the woods she said yes. It was a reluctant yes, but a yes nonetheless. No one is quite sure what happened out in the woods that day, but people say Anni was never the same after that. The Estonian model continues to book modelling work, but there’s something haunted just behind her eyes. It’s not all bad, haunted eyes help sell magazines.

P.S. So do boobies.



McDonald’s has stopped allowing customers to use their restaurants’ free Wi-Fi to view porn.

The world’s largest restaurant company made the move after an internet safety advocacy group pressured it for two years to block the X-rated stuff.

McDonald’s now joins Panera Bread, Subway and Chick-fil-A as chains that block customers from using free Wi-Fi to view porn, the group, Enough Is Enough, told The Post.

“We discovered that corporate America is not aware of how some people use their free Wi-Fi,” said Donna Rice Hughes, the group’s chief executive.

Enough Is Enough, launched in 1994, has played a key role in the passage of internet safety legislation, according to its website.




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