I went to a baseball game last weekend and ended up with one hell of a tan. Rubbing oil on my babe’s shoulders in public is a super dooper turn on for me but when she started smearing the lotion into my cleavage, the guy sitting behind us definitely seemed to be enjoying himself.

You Peepz want some oil porno, because that is totally what I’m in the mood for today.

Ready….steady….FAP!

First up is a curvy lovely with a big bum and a sweet set of lips. She can swallow a cock like a dream and is grateful for every inch of dick that she is presented with.

Bums aren’t the only body part you can slather up with oil. In this next kinky fetish clip, a hot blonde gives a foot job to a big black dildo. The tattoo that runs up her leg is almost as sexy as her arches.

Sara Jay is one of my favorite MILF stars because she was super nice when we met in person at a convention a few years back. Her personality is killer…and that ass? What I wouldn’t give to stuff my face in her crack when it’s all shiny.

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I’ve decided to do a round-up of the sexiest Instagram every week, because why the hell not and I do want I want okay. This week’s Instagram review starts off with none other than Kylie Jenner. I can’t find the energy to devote entire posts to Kylie Jenner (or any other member of her family) anymore, but I still enjoy the occasional Insta pic. That’s all the attention I can give her. No more. No more, I say.*

@kyliecosmetics are you guys ready for MAJESTY? 6/16

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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

As Billy Idol once sneered, “there’s nothing pure in this world.”

This being the case, when it comes to shaming one’s political rivals, demanding ideological purity of them is a dangerous game to play, because what you think is an arrow may just turn out to be a boomerang.

While I doubt it will have any severe or lasting repercussions in their race, a pair of republicans are learning about the boomerang effect of using each other’s (very) indirect involvement in the sale of porn as a political bludgeon, forcing each to defend his own business interests against absurd guilt-by-proxy arguments.

I Know You Are, But What Am I?
To an outside observer, the political porn-feuding between current Lt. Gov. of Utah Spencer Cox (Side note: Would that be a great stage name for a gay porn performer, or what?) and his boss’ opponent Jonathon Johnson, the chairman of Overstock.com, has taken on the feel of two kids rhetorically battling it out on an elementary school playground at lunchtime.

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Times Square is a fascinating little part of the world. It’s the cultural center of New York City and a beacon for both tourists and locals. The world’s most famous intersection is constantly packed with people and is one of the most popular tourist destinations in the world- it’s not uncommon to see entire families wandering around in awe.

This is a far cry from the same intersection people knew a generation ago.

Before Mayor Rudolf Giuliani came into office in 1994 and put everyone in jail, New York City was considered by most people to be a corrupt den of unchecked crime. Times Square was especially sleazy and was full of peep shows and adult stores. As cool as that sounds, it was hardly what parents would want to expose their children to while on vacation.

However, tourists and New Yorkers were reminded of the area’s raunchy past when the city’s homeless population began using free WiFi hotspots to watch internet pornography in public. Hmm!

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Hard ons are awesome. I’m one of those ladies that giggles uncomfortably when I notice a stiff dick being held captive by a pair of tight jeans. It makes the man squirm a bit while he tries to adjust his package.

You know who gets boners? People with penises.

Nick Jonas happens to be a person with a penis and on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Falon, he explained one of his most public boner experiences.

He also taught me a new word.

NARB

That stands for, “Non-apparent reason boner,” in case you weren’t privy…which I wasn’t.
Have a peep at this clip to hear all about the marijuana and the hard on.

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Keira Nicole?

June 20, 2016

Jesus Christ, I have absolutely no luck. Twice now, I’ve become enamored with a pornstar only to discover that they’ve retired. Last week, it was Shae Summers. I came across Shae when I was looking at some Abigail Mac vids and they did a scene together. I said to myself, I said “Self, you gotta […]

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Man Jailed After Exposing Personal Info Of Porn Consumers

June 19, 2016

In the beginning there was only darkness. Computers were a novelty and people’s social lives were limited to the handful of people who could tolerate being around them. The world was a far more savage place where someone you used to know in high school could eat a meal at a nice restaurant and you […]

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Masturbation Roll

June 18, 2016

Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Dirty Amateur Euro Teen Fucks For Money – Sex.com Marloes Horst for Marie Claire Italy – DrunkenStepfather Elizabeth Olsen Nude And Sex Scenes Video – CelebJihad Demi Lovato Rocking Cleavage Hotness – CelebSpank Brittny Ward Nipple Slip on Return from Coffee Run – TaxiDriverMovie […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Stop And Smell The Flowers

June 18, 2016

Most of my free time is slightly consumed with wedding planning at the moment. It’s not as terrible as I thought it would be, which is nice…and I’m finding porno inspiration in the strangest places. Like flowers. There are so many adult actresses that take the name “Flower,” in one way or another. Each one […]

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Of Wives, Expectations And Porn

June 17, 2016

Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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