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We’ve got another tiny pornstar from Florida. At 5’1″ this tiny Cuban probably didn’t eat her greens and definitely smoked a lot of cigarettes, you know, because those things stunt your growth. (I think I’m always ragging on short pornstars, because at 5’8″ I feel like I tower over them. It is my right as a tall person to be an asshole. (Secretly, I wish I was taller.))

Lela Star made her porn debut in 2006 in a little gem called Dirty Debutantes 347. Her first scene was also her first time doing anal. Clearly, this girl wanted to go the hardcore route, but it wouldn’t be until 2008 that she would try anal again. She admitted during a Howard Stern interview in 2010 that she wasn’t a fan of sodomy.

In 2011, Lela announced on Twitter that she got married and was retiring from porn. That said, in 2014 she would do a “soft” return to porn where she would no longer do scenes with multiple partners. She’s still doing the occasional scene for Brazzers.

With her dark hair, thick ass, and big tits Lela Star is often compared to Kim Kardashian. She has done quite a few Kim K scenes: Kim K Fucks the PaparazziInfiltrating Kim K, and Kim’s Yoga Pants – just to name a few. I swear they went to the same plastic surgeon. Although, probably not since the real Kim can afford the most expensive surgeons.

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Did any of you see the new Blade Runner trailer? Yay or nay?

In the mid-1990s, as average American households were increasingly getting online, a “Great Internet Sex Panic” threatened to severely restrict the most significant communications medium of our time.

The Communications Decency Act was introduced in Congress in 1995 to address the fabricated threat that pornography was taking over the web and imperiling our children. “The information superhighway should not become a red light district,” declared Sen. James Exon (D-Neb.), the bill’s sponsor. His solution was to criminalize the dissemination of “obscene or indecent” online content if it could be viewed by minors — essentially, applying the same standards to the internet as those imposed on broadcast television. The bill passed both chambers and was signed into law by Bill Clinton in February 1996.

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Marsha May is only 4 feet and 11 fucking inches tall. THAT IS SHORT! I didn’t even know they made people that short. There must be something in the air in Miami, Florida, that makes short women really horny and revved up for a career in porn. They. Are. Everywhere.

This tiny bottled blonde bombshell used to date some guy who would always tell her she would make a great pornstar. Marsha didn’t think he was serious, but when he cheated on her she thought the best way to get over him was to do porn. So thanks for cheating on her dude, I guess.

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha May kind of looks like Marsha Brady. Hence the name. The fact that is rhymes (kinda) with Sasha Grey is just a bonus. I wonder how many pornstars have fashioned their porn names after Sasha Grey? I know there are quite a few Greys out there. Just off the top of my head, there’s Karlee Grey, Keisha Grey, Alex Grey and Emily Grey.

Makes sense I suppose, Sasha Grey is the most famous pornstar of the last couple decades. I can understand why Peepz would want to emulate her, but if I was a pornstar I wouldn’t want my name to be easily confused with another performer’s name. I want clarity in my porn, OKAY! Okay.

At least Marsha May didn’t call herself Marsha Grey. That would have been too much Grey.

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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on July 23, 2017

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Lily Rose Depp is my Favorite of the Day – DrunkenStepfather

Katy Perry Caught Masturbating On The Beach In A Bikini – CelebJihad

Ava Capra Upskirt Entering the Limo – TaxiDriverMovie

Jessica Alba Preggo or Chubbo? – The Nip Slip

J. Lo’s Sizzling Thong Bikini Instagram Sends A Subtle Message – Smoking Section

Spying On Holly Gibbons at the Gym! – BoobieBlog

Kelsi Shay – Garden of Secrets – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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The cat came back.

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Lawsuit After Boobs Don’t Bounce Back

July 22, 2017
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I love a good carnival. In Jersey, we mostly call them feasts because it’s all about the mother fucking food. When I was a teenager, I would go on the rides all night long. I loved the rush of being thrown upside down and tossed about the place. Little known Harlot fact: I love bouncy […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Maid in the Shade

July 22, 2017
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I’m lucky enough to live in a condo with little supervision from our landlord. He’s a nice guy and everything, but I’ve had enough experience with nosey people trying to be all up in my business just because they own the building I sleep in. Our landlord lives on the opposite side of the United […]

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Any Excuse To Make A Bad Pun

July 21, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Sex News: GOT Sex Education, Animated Porn, & Vibe Mishap

July 21, 2017
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Sophie Turner: Game of Thrones was ‘my sex education’ (EW) Sophie Turner learned something from Game of Thrones during her formative years. The actress, who first auditioned for the show at age 12 and has grown up on the series as Sansa Stark, told the U.K.’s Sunday Times that the massive HBO hit was her “sex education.” “I’d be doing a read-through […]

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Doctor Who? Jodie Whittaker Has Boobies

July 20, 2017
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The first thing I thought when I heard the new Doctor was called Jodie Whittaker was: “Is she related to Forest Whitaker?” The second thing I thought was: “Oh, she has boobies.” I’m kidding, the first thing I thought was: “Did the first female Doctor have to be thin and blonde?” Which was closely followed by: “Peter Capaldi […]

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