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Strip clubs are an interesting venue. Anything you can do at one is going to be more fun because of the loud music and naked women, but you can’t come in with your expectations too high. Drop as much money as you want on tips and lap dances- just remember your chances of getting laid are going to be substantially lower than if you had gone to a regular bar or club.

This is the harsh lesson William McDaniel learned when he spent $350 for a private lap dance expecting it to lead to sex. He was at the Sage Brush Sam’s club in Butte, Montana when the dancer he hired refused his advances causing him to do probably the worst thing he could do after unsuccessfully soliciting sex for money.

He called the police to file a complaint.

Offering money for sexual favors is very illegal in Montana, so police promptly arrested McDaniel for soliciting prostitution. Whoops!

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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original porn site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

“What if your daughter was a porn star?” asks TheWeek.com correspondent Damon Linker in a post published several days back. The thrust of Linker’s piece, which makes some good points in support of its thesis, is that regardless of how groovy, tolerant and open-minded modern Americans might be, if they respond honestly to the question, they will admit that they’d be outright dismayed if their daughter (or son, presumably) were to become a porn star.

Cutting to the chase around the middle of the piece, Linker asserts that “with a remarkable degree of unanimity, we supposedly non-judgmental, morally libertarian, 21st-century Americans judge having sex for pay and in the most public forum imaginable to be low, base, and degraded — and for that reason certainly not the kind of thing we want our children to be doing.”

Fair enough, I suppose – although to be frank, I’d be every bit as disappointed by a son of mine having to pay for sex than I would be by a daughter of mine choosing to sell sex to men; what kind of sorry-ass loser have I raised if he can’t get laid without pulling out his wallet, after all?

While I’m willing to concede that Linker has a point, he’s also missing one: namely, his daughter doesn’t need his approval to become a porn star. For that matter, she may not even want it.

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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on August 21, 2014

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Mike Kulich’s Porn Piracy Challenge – Sex.com

Laura Cremashi’s Amazing Tit Flash – DrunkenStepfather

Selena Gomez In Short Shorts And Hooker Boots – CelebJihad

Sabine Priek Nude Giving Us Hot Spagetti Love – CelebSpank

Amanda Cerny Pokies and Tight Shorts on the Court – TaxiDriverMovie

Jourdan Dunn did the Ice Bucket Challenge without a Bra! – The Nip Slip

Meet Vex Ashley – Le Tag Parfait

Ariana Grande Ft. The Weeknd – ‘Love Me Harder’ – Smoking Section

Busty Buffy Creams Her Tits in the Kitchen! – BoobieBlog

Maggie May – Dreamboat – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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Post image for Reading Erotica Is A Great Way To Discover What Turns You On

Checking out your favorite Penthouse centerfold’s turn ons and pet peeves is another way you can go, but I’d stick to delving into the deep underbelly of erotica. Not all erotica is that deep and shocking – most of it reads like a romance novel with sex, sex, sex! But good erotica, can make you discover things about yourself you had no idea even existed.

Sex and imagination go hand in hand, but imagination can only go so far without a little bit of inspiration and some of us are sadly lacking in that department. Luckily, there are people who dedicate their lives to figuring that shit out and wrapping it in a nice little package for you: writers.

It’s a writer’s job to put their imagination to work and light a spark in your gut, or a little further south if we’re talking about an erotica writer. I recommend anthologies for this purpose: the variety of writers and voices contained in an anthology will increase the chance you’ll find something that tickles your fancy.

Alison Tyler, Rachel Kramer Bussel, and Violet Blue are some big names in the erotica biz both as writers and editors. Most of these anthologies are edited to suit a particular theme: bondage, lesbian, couples, gay, kinky, anal, or even firemen fantasies, so there’s something for everyone. If you’re new to the scene, a good place to start are the yearly “Best of …” series. Check out Cleis Press if you’re interested. They have a stellar selection and they’re the “ultimate in sexuality”.

I know some of you will be totally bored by the idea of erotica when you can watch porn, but erotica can go where porn can’t: it can be as realistic as you want or as far fetched as you want, there are no budgetary restrictions, it’s more discreet if you’re on your daily commute to work, it’s great for phone sex play in long distance relationships, and most importantly it’s a great discovery tool.

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Jodie Foster has played a number of transgressive and iconic roles in her career. She was only 12 years-old when she played a prostitute in Taxi Driver, and at 14 years-old she was playing a serial killer nymphet in The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane, oh, right, and let’s not forget the infamous rape scene in The Accused. Jodie has done several other nude scenes, including her roles in Catchfire and Nell.

Jodie Foster has had a long and prosperous career, starring in commercials and TV shows from the age of 3 years-old, which is why I’m not entirely sure why Jodie’s mother decided to take nude but covered pictures of her daughter in an effort to show Hollywood producers how much her daughter had filled out since her Oscar winning role in Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver.

You’d think an actor of Jodie Foster’s caliber wouldn’t need that kind of help, but I guess it didn’t hurt, except perhaps psychologically, because, you know, her mother took the pictures. I don’t know about you, but I feel like that’s a weird thing for a mother and daughter to do. I try not to judge, but if this story is true I’m sticking with: holy shit, that’s fucked up.

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Jon Looks At 89 Vagina Pics In A Row, Sort Of!

August 20, 2014
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Last week or whenever it was, Janet Silverman looked at 89 dick pics in a row. I know, it doesn’t seem like much of an event, but by some miracle Janet had gone though her entire life without seeing a dick pic. Of course, upon hearing this information her friends created a slideshow of 89 […]

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Gigi Paris Posed Nude But Covered For Neave Bozorgi

August 20, 2014
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I’m in love with Gigi Paris. Actually, it’s her name. No offense to the model with the beautiful back, but Gigi’s name that thrills me. The trick, though, is that you have to say it in French. This is no Paris Hilton, this is la ville de Paris; la ville d’amour. That’s how you have […]

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Wet and Soapy Shower Sex Porn

August 20, 2014
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Soaping up my girl’s tits is probably one of my favorite things in the world. I’ve always been a huge fan of sex in the water, but when you add soap into the mix and things get a little slippery, it really doesn’t take long before I’m cumming all over the place. I moved in […]

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Kendall Jenner & A Whole Other Bunch Nude For Love Magazine

August 19, 2014
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Kendall Jenner is Kim Kardashian’s little sister, or half sister, if you prefer. Kris Jenner (formerly known as Kris Kardashian) married Bruce Jenner and had two kids together: Kendall and Kylie, but that’s not all, together the Jenners and Kardashians form a pretty extensive brood of adult children, the most famous of which are Kim, […]

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Survey Reveals American’s Sex Fantasies

August 18, 2014
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With more mainstream movies and television shows using sex to make up for poor writing, obvious Americans are getting kinkier. This is good for the industry because it creates niches for pornography that showcases exciting sex in everyday situations- like plumbers snaking drains and neglected MILF vaginas at the same time. However while there may […]

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