Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, theaward-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.
Let’s get one thing straight, right off the bat: Despite what the headlines might say, there’s no such thing as a “porn-seeking dog.”
What the state of Utah has acquired is a dog trained to sniff out things like electronic components, mobile phones, external hard drives – the kinds of things which often have porn stored on them, but which clearly are not examples of pornography.
Obviously, it’s a lot more fun to believe there are police dogs who have been trained to sniff out pornography than to acknowledge what they’re really doing is hoovering a suspect’s carpet hot on the trail of a laptop.
Even more fun (for an easily entertained nerdette like me, at least) is to think about if there were porn-sniffing dogs, which particular breeds might be employed to seek out what specific porn genres, based on traits, abilities and backgrounds inherent to each of them.
I love pornstar couples. I mean, I LOVE THEM! Kayden Kross & Manuel Ferrara, Annika Albrite & Mick Blue, Kissa Sins & Johnny Sins, I fucking adore them all. Pornstar couples bring together my love of celebrity relationships with porn and as far as I’m concerned it’s the best of both worlds.
I was watching this video on YouTube and I discovered my new favorite pornstar couple: Jessy Jones and Jaclyn Taylor!
In this vid by Simple Sexy Stupid and PornHub you can see Jessy and Jaclyn watch each other’s porn for the first time. Well, actually I don’t know if it’s the first time, but as far as I can tell these two don’t spend a lot of time watching their own porn, so I doubt they sit around at home watching each other’s porn.
In any case, it’s pretty funny and damn cute. I enjoyed getting an insight into what acts they consider to be over the line. Jaclyn is under the impression that Jessy doesn’t kiss on set and Jessy doesn’t like it if Jaclyn swallows some other dude’s jizz.
The best part is when Jessy starts to speak French and everyone’s like “Oh, how sexy,” but he’s really saying that he’s sitting next to a couple of idiots. Hi-larious! I get it, though, I knew what he was saying without the help of the subtitles and I still thought it was sexy.
Okay, you’ve got me. More than my newfound love for Jessy Jones and Jaclyn Taylor… I’m in love with Jessy Jones. He’s cute! They’re cute together! So much loooooove.
Kimmy Granger had her first kiss when she was 7 and she learned to squirt when she was 12, because she was masturbating all the time. Following into her mom’s footsteps, Kimmy would eventually become a stripper, but a desire to make more money led her to porn where after only one year in the industry she is considered by many as the breakout star of 2016.
She’s a good little teenage slut, but she’s also a pretty good actress:
I enjoyed the non-porn scenes of that vid way too much. Oh God, I wish I had had a Mister Sins when I was in high school.
Kimmy looks like a cross between Kimmy Gibbler (of Full House fame) and Hermione Granger (of Harry Potter fame), hence the name Kimmy Granger. It’s actually spot on, the ressemblance is strong in this one. More than her looks, however, I love the way she always seems like she’s having the time of her life in her scenes. Her smile and laugh are pretty damn awesome.
After five years of reading sex related news, studies, and articles I have made two noteworthy observations: The key to maintaining good mental and physical health is having regular sex, and the key to having regular sex is staying healthy mentally and physically.
Positive wellbeing is a self-perpetuating machine and the trick to keeping it going is to do as much as you can in any little way to help yourself. There’s no black and white guide to keeping your love life healthy just as there isn’t a single thing you can do to make yourself happy. You just have to keep doing all of the little things and ignore all the bullshit.
For example when I read an article that suggested smart phones are among the top reasons couples cited as contributing to relationship problems, I took the information with a grain of salt.
A survey of 175 adults indicated that “phubbing,” or paying too much attention to one’s phone instead of a significant other, was directly linked to reduced levels of satisfaction with a relationship. Hmm!
The results of their survey confirm the findings of similar studies that say spending too much time on a smartphone is as big of a problem to troubled relationships as sex and money. As the article goes on to explain “phubbing” is a very broad way to describe a range of behaviors.
Ah, the Sybian, that mythical beast of a sex toy that has brought many a woman to her knees. Often touted as the ultimate sex toy, the Sybian is not cheap and it’s not exactly a discreet toy either. You need storage space for this beauty. Preferrably a cart with wheels that will fit perfectly in your closet. Just roll it out when you want to take it out for a spin.
I’m not sure who started this trend of filming ladies doing random activities, like solving math problems or singing carols, while straddling a Sybian… probably Howard Stern he seems to be all about it… but we should all take a moment to thank— Nope, can’t thank Howard Stern and his dude bros, they’re all creepy fucks.
I just can’t do it. I love and adore all the ladies in these videos and I enjoy watching them get off, but the dude bros hanging around… I wish they would stay behind the cameras.
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