Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on January 31, 2015

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

You Won’t Believe What The Most Dangerous Sex Position Is! – Sex.com

Taylor Swift’s Mound of the Day – DrunkenStepfather

Aubrey Plaza’s Sex Scenes In ‘Ned Rifle’ – CelebJihad

Ashley Greene Nude Showing Full Frontal – CelebSpank

Louise Redknapp Loses her Bathing Suit in the Surf – TaxiDriverMovie

Miley Cyrus TOPLESS Candids from Hawaii! – The Nip Slip

Gifs Of The Week #30 – Le Tag Parfait

Did Drake Try To Hook Up With Mia Khalifa Through Instagram? – Smoking Section

Kelley Scarlett Topless on the Canal! – BoobieBlog

Kendall Jenner – Chanel ‘s Spring-Summer 2015 Fashion Show in Paris – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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I’ve never looked at the AVN award winners so closely before. Sure, I’ve given my favorite categories a look here and there, but I have never gone through every name on the list and done a corresponding Google search. It’s quite the experience. I’ve got a list about a mile long of pornstars I’m now currently obsessed with and there are quite a few movies that have made to the top of my must-see list.

If you’re a fan of romance based porn, Aftermath by Wicked Pictures looks like a winner. Oh, and if you’re a fan of faux-incest pornos, Digital Sin Tabu Tales is definitely the imprint for you. With titles like: Keep It In The Family, The Family That Lays Together, and All In The Family, you can’t go wrong. Or, is that… very, very wrong? I can’t keep track.

Best Oral Release

Wet Food 5, Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel

Wet Food 5

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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s oldest porn site for women & couples. With over 16 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

Let’s get one thing out of the way, right up front: Despite the fact Oregon State University’s mascot is a beaver, and the unrelated fact OSU is in the news today because a former student has been arrested after a self-shot porn video she filmed in the OSU library showed up on a porn tube site (pornhub.com), I am not going to make a bunch of cheap vagina-related puns in this post.

Please understand: I dearly love making bad puns, so this quip-abstinence is a sincere sacrifice on my lady part.

At any rate, evidently some chick named “Kendra” (wasn’t this the name of a Thundercat, as well, by the way?) thought it would be good idea to use the OSU library as her personal porn studio. This decision resulted in a 17-minute video, hundreds of thousands of online views, one Class A Misdemeanor and a smattering of administrative hyperbole.

“It’s the buzz around campus,” said one OSU student. “Everyone is talking about it, and I don’t think it was a very appropriate thing to do.”

Whoa, whoa, hold up son! Don’t go so far out on a limb there, young fella. I mean, isn’t it possible she reserved the conference room offered specifically for students who suffer from a chronic need to masturbate and irrepressible exhibitionist tendencies?  (We had a room like that at my college library…. Or I hope that’s what it was for, at least.)

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Gawd, the 2015 AVN Awards Show is long. I thought the Oscars had a million and one categories, but it does not compare to the AVN Awards. Frankly, I had to cut out a few winning categories. It was taking me forever to transcribe all the damn winners and upload pictures. Nobody has that kind of time, especially since I had to rub one out for every five winners I’d check out. So. Much. Horniness. To deal with.

Imagine being there in person with all the acceptance speeches and everything, the AVN show must be long en sacrament. But, oh, so fun!

It’s not all butts and boobs, there’s a serious side to the AVN Awards too. Not only do they reward talent in an industry that is too often maligned by mainstream media, but they also give back to the community.

Christy Mack kicked off the weekend by doing a meet and greet at the OG Las Vegas on Friday Night. A portion of the door proceeds and a portion of the revenue generated by the sale of VIP gift bags to fans – containing limited edition Mack merchandise – were donated to Safe Nest a domestic violence organisation.

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The year was 1991, David Lynch’s use of the song “Wicked Games” by Chris Isaak on the Wild at Heart soundtrack re-ignited the public’s fervor for the tune, but it wasn’t until Herb Ritts directed a music videos featuring a topless Chris Isaak and a topless Helena Christensen rolling around on a beach did everyone involved with “Wicked Games” reach super stardom.

Due to clever camera angles and blocking, you never actually see any of Helena Christensen’s naughty parts, but the illusion of nudity was all that was needed to create die hard Christensen fans – of which I am one.

The Danish supermodel was incredibly beautiful as the object of Chris Isaak’s desire and at 46 years old she is still one of the most gorgeous women around. I was struck by this obvious fact when I saw a recent photoshoot Helena did for Marie Claire Magazine. Sure, there’s probably a ton of makeup and Photoshop involved, but there’s no denying Helena still has it. And by it, I mean, her boobs.

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Taiwan Builds Sex Theme Park Full Of Giant Dicks!

January 29, 2015
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Theme parks are great. They have all the charm and excitement of carnivals without the nomadic carnies making unwanted sexual advances towards your mother. While some would call them overpriced tourist traps, amusement parks are almost always loved by those who grew up eating churros and taking pictures with teenagers in fur suits on the […]

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Check Out The 2015 AVN Awards Show Winners Part. 1

January 28, 2015
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It’s award season, which means that every weekend the Hollywood freaks are getting dressed up and walking the red carpet in the hopes of bringing home a golden statuette. Last weekend, it was the Golden Globes or the SAG awards – possibly the Oscars, I don’t know I can’t keep up – but the Hollywood […]

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Gigi Hadid Is The New Face Of Guess – Wowzer!

January 28, 2015
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And what a face it is. I’ve been a fan of Gigi Hadid ever since I featured her first photoshoot on Peeperz. She’s gorgeous. The only problem is, that I haven’t been a huge fan of the photoshoots she’s been in. Sure, Gigi is always super freakin’ hot, but I just wish the photographers would […]

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Natasha Galkina Is A Unicorn! (With Great Boobs)

January 27, 2015
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I mean, she has great boobs. She’s not really a unicorn. It’s just that unicorns are magical and this chick is clearly magical. Long live magical unicorn boobies! Natasha Galkina (AKA Natalie Gal) was a contestant on America’s Next Top Model. Don’t ask me what season, I don’t watch that show, because GAWD. Clearly, I have […]

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Miley Cyrus Topless Beach Candids From Hawaii

January 27, 2015
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Thank God for creep who grow up to be creeps who can afford to buy telephoto lenses! If it weren’t for paparazzi and they’re willingness to hide in bushes so we can enjoy topless “candids” of celebrities, then we wouldn’t have these great shots of Miley Cyrus sans bikini top in Hawaii. I always find […]

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