Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on October 23, 2014

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

4 Reasons Why Fucking Your Boss Might Be A Good Idea – Sex.com

Kelly Brook’s 2015 Calendar – DrunkenStepfather

Olivia Munn Dresses Like A Slutty Bird – CelebJihad

Lacey Banghard Topless Celebrity Bombshell – CelebSpank

Kimberley Garner Pantie Upskirt – TaxiDriverMovie

Bai Ling See Through Ice Bucket Challenge! – The Nip Slip

Gifs Of The Week #29 – Le Tag Parfait

J. Cole Joins Jessie Ware For ‘Kind Of…Sometimes…Maybe’ Remix – Smoking Section

Marina and Katrina Show Off Big Naturals! – BoobieBlog

Yesenia Bustillo – Elegant in Red – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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Mother Teresa once said “the hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunter for bread.” While she was speaking of the poor and neglected people of the world, I’ve always felt this quote applies to my life in a different way.

Earlier this year I had spent the day with someone and after a few hours it was clear we had entirely different needs for food. I was charming, attentive, funny and completely starving for most of the evening.

After a light dinner, movie and a walk around town I was ready for some Taco Bell when she suggested we go back to her apartment for drinks. Suddenly I wasn’t that hungry anymore.

According to a recent study by the University of Rochester Medical Centre this could be a function of the brain as they concluded males are wired to ignore food in favor of sex. Maybe this is related to the phenomenon where I drown my loneliness with hot wings when I’m single.

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It’s been two weeks since I’ve done a Throw Back Thursday. Gasp. So, in case you forgot, the last one was Kristy Swanson, a.k.a. the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And to keep on with my Buffy theme, this week’s Throw Back is Charisma Carpenter, a.k.a. Cordelia Chase from Buffy The Vampire Killer and Angel. 

Charisma Carpenter is a hottie with a body. Cordelia Chase is the biggest bitch around, and also, a hottie with a body.

Because the late ’90s were awesome:

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Really awesome:

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Cordelia Chase goes through an interesting character arc as she moved on from Buffy to Angel.

When we first meet Cordelia Chase in Sunnydale she’s one hell of a bitch. She’s super hot, but doesn’t show much skin, which makes sense considering she’s supposed to be a teenager. After graduation, Cordelia moves to L.A. were her character is still bitchy, but also more of an airhead, but this is L.A. and she’s working with Angel now. This is grown-up territory. People change and grow.

As Cordelia’s personality changes from bitchy airhead to warrior with a heart of gold she also starts showing much more cleavage. So much cleavage. It’s nice cleavage. But it’s almost distracting, there’s so much of it. So clearly, there’s a positive correlation here between how good of a person you are and how much cleavage you show. #Science

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I got sidetracked. I was googling photographer Russell James to write about his new book Angels, but then I ended up reading about one of the models featured in the book, Behati Prinsloo, who just happens to be Adam Levine’s wife, which led me into a vortex of mega douchery.

Sooo much douchiness. Seriously, google “Adam Levine Douche” and you’ll get so many hits you could spend the rest of your life going down that rabbit hole. The first hit is actually a recent GQ article where Adam tries to defend himself against all the douche accusations to only come off as more of a douche. It’s hard, but he somehow manages it.

And unless you’re a huge fan of Behati Prinsloo, I would avoid watching the new Maroon 5 video “Animals” where Adam stalks and has blood covered sex with his wife. It’s all very disturbing. Especially his hair and his glasses. I’m not easily put off by things other people get all up in arms about, but God damn, I draw the line at Adam Levine “pretending” to be a psycho stalker butcher.

Thank God, I’ve got these Russell James pictures to rinse the bad taste out of my brain. For fifteen years now, James as been working as the numero uno photographer at the service of the Victoria’s Secret models. Without his classy erotic black and whites appearing in various high fashion mags, the VC ladies wouldn’t be as popular as they are today.

If you’ve got a special place in your heart for the Victoria’s Secret models – Gisele Bundchen, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Miranda Kerr among many many others – pick up a copy of Angels when it hits the shelves on November 12th, or, you know, wait till we get more leaks and scanned versions of the pics.

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Prison systems are a very sensitive subject in the United States, especially for the inmates currently serving out sentences. While the point of correctional institutions is to make convicted criminals reflect on their crimes while waiting out their punishment, these people are supposed to be treated humanely and without any suffering.

Inmates are entitled to the same unalienable rights as other citizens, except with quite a bit less freedom. They can expect healthy living conditions, acceptable meals, and whatever else helps pass the time while they serve out their punishment. However, one convicted murderer in Cheshire, Connecticut thinks he has the right to a little bit more than 3 meals and a cot.

40-year-old Dwight Pink Jr. is suing the state because he feels the prison ban on pornography is violating his constitutional rights. Apparently Pink had requested a book containing naked pictures of women for artistic purposes, but was denied because they figured he was just going to masturbate it. Hmm!

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Blast From The Fap Past: Kate Upton SI Rookie Outtakes & Video

October 21, 2014
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Kate Upton made a huge splash in the big titty world when she was named Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Rookie of the Year in 2011. She blew the roof right off the damn scene. Titty lovers world wide went plum nut crazy for the corn fed blonde. I could have sworn she was from Iowa, […]

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Hard Dick Stuck In a Wet Italian Box

October 21, 2014
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So, my inbox was hopping over the weekend, and 7 Internet friends all sent me the same story. I’ve got to tell you that, based on the facts provided, I’m going to be calling shenanigans, but that’s just my opinion. I’m putting a disclaimer on that statement because, if I’ve learned anything while being a […]

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Sexy Person Ayee Bee’s Body Is A Wonderland

October 20, 2014
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Model Ayee Bee (a.k.a. Alexandra Berlingieri) has phenomenal boobs. Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap. Fap, fap, […]

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Seattle Strip Club Has Peepholes Over Urinals

October 20, 2014
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You know when you go see a movie and you get a drink and a popcorn (can’t see a movie without snacks), but then halfway through the movie you have to squeeze your legs and pretend like you don’t have a bladder, because you don’t want to go to the bathroom and miss anything? Well, […]

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Kathryn Budig’s Nude Toesox Yoga Ads Drive Me Wild

October 20, 2014
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My Mom got me a subscription to Yoga Journal a few months ago in the hopes of putting the kibosh on my couch potato ways. It worked, sort of. Since the beginning of the summer I’ve been doing one activity or another every day and for the last month I’ve start doing yoga – a practice […]

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