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Group sex used to be all I thought about. A chance encounter with a random couple in a bar at the age of 19 turned into a bit of an obsession. I decided to only have group sex for a full year by answering ads on Craig’s List. There were more than enough to go around, but I definitely became a bit infamous in some circles.

The thing about group sex or even with being in a polyamorous relationship where the partners swap during bang-time, is that it takes SO MUCH CHEMISTRY to be able to make things work. You know how hard it is to get along with just one partner sometimes? Imagine triple the difficulty because you not only have to get along with two other people, but somehow the three of you have to get along with each other.

You kind of have to be an acrobat with people’s emotions sometimes. It’s tricky.

When I saw the story over the weekend about a gay-male triad in Thailand tying the knot, I was impressed. Not with the fact that they got married. Just because they all like each other so much that they wanted to try and remain partners forever and always.

I feel like it might be a lie that news sites are billing this as the “first three-way gay wedding” because for one thing, it’s not actually a legally binding marriage. Thailand doesn’t allow same-sex marriage (which is dumb IMO but whatever) so having a three-way same-sex marriage seems like it wouldn’t hold up in a court of law. They performed a symbolic Buddist ceremony where they all promised to love each other forever. I mean, that totally works for me but I really don’t think that this was the first gay-three-way symbolic marriage, in fact I know it’s not.

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It’s a pretty well established fact that Terry Richardson is a grade A creep, but people continue to go nuts for his photography so people keep hiring him. Besides, he’s got a shitload of celebrity friends and people love celebrities. All you need to do is be pals with Jared Leto and people will love the ever living fuck out of you just so they can feel like they belong.

Say what you will about Terry, his photography does have an iconic style that is easy to recognize. It’s rare these days, because most people will rave about the model and not the photographer who took the picture of the model, but with Uncle Bad Touch it’s the other way around.

It’s nuts, because it means that this guy is making $50,000 to $100,000 a day on a shoot if not more and he did all this by sticking his dick into things… and sheep. Let’s not forget the time he stuck his dick in a sheep and took a picture of it.

I mean, personally, I’m praying to God that picture was staged, because poor fucking sheep, but that’s the kind of thing that makes someone famous these days or at least respected enough for his work and his style that Playboy gave him a whole freakin’ edition to himself.

That’s right a whole frreakin’ Playboy edition dedicated to Terry Richardson and his dirtbag vision. Not gonna lie, the sneak peeks look pretty amazing, but Terry does know how to work his style so that doesn’t come as a surprise. Besides the fact that I feel like I’ve seen some of these pics before, I’d say it was a resounding success. Way to go Terry for managing the biggest scam out there and still getting work after all the shit that went down.

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Chelsea Handler is at it again and this time is even better, because she’s putting her boobs on another woman’s face. You might remember Whitney Cummings has the female comedian who had a short-lived sitcom on CBS a couple years ago. It was called Whitney. They thought long and hard on the title for that one. I saw a few episodes, it wasn’t that bad. I really liked the red head who played one of Whitney’s friends – you can see Zoe Lister Jones on New Girl these days!

Anyhow, I’m guessing Chelsea Handler and Whitney Cummings are friends what with both of them being females and comedians. Also, backing up my friends theory is the fact that Whitney doesn’t looked too shocked about having Chelsea’a boob in her face and if you don’t call that friends I don’t know what friends are.

Check out the latest picture:

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Of all the places Chelsea Handler has been putting her boobs in her war against Instagram I think this is my favorite. I enjoyed the topless snowboarding pic, because she was surrounded by snowy peaks, but Whitney Cummings’ face is a pretty great place to bring your mission to free the nipple. I approve. And clearly my approval is what these two chicks have been waiting for.

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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on March 1, 2015

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Pornstar Spotlight: Ryan Ryans – Sex.com

Kristen Bell Panty Flash of the Day – DrunkenStepfather

Anna Kendrick’s Nip Pokies At The Oscars – CelebJihad

Alice Goodman Topless Double Dipping – CelebSpank

Emily Ratajkowski Braless Pokies on Twitter – TaxiDriverMovie

Nicki Minaj Areola Slip! – The Nip Slip

Gifs Of The Week #34 – Le Tag Parfait

Here’s What Iggy Azalea Really Said To The Guy Who Stole Her Number – Smoking Section

Busty Coed Kendra Sunderland Fined for Masturbating in the Library! – BoobieBlog

Taylor Swift – Elle Style Awards in London – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

Follow Peeperz on Twitter! – We rock the tweets, join the party

 

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Post image for Google Bans Porn On Blogger… For 3 Days

If you allow people to freely share information, images, and video then you’re eventually going to have to deal with a lot of porn. The internet has proven this with every social network, blogging platform, and peer-to-peer file sharing service that is has produced. Most users are ok with it and owners of these websites either welcome the traffic or pretend like it doesn’t exist until someone gets angry.

This is probably what happened when Google decided to ban porn from their Blogger service earlier this week. They announced that starting March 23 of this year, users would no longer be allowed to “publically share images and video that are sexually explicit or show graphic nudity.”

Hmph!

While they didn’t explicitly say they were banning pornography, they clearly attempted to create a blanket term that encompassed all things pornographic. Google stood by their decision to make the internet a little bit less fun, and everyone would have to deal with it… for about 3 days.

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Seven Alarming Twitter Facts

February 27, 2015
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for the award-winning porn for women & couples site Sssh.com. With over 16 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite. […]

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Sexy Celebs Showing Skin At The 2015 Oscars

February 27, 2015
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Every year, the Oscars get sluttier and sluttier. Not that these celebs are sluts… Not that there’s anything wrong with sluts… I just mean that some of these dresses look more like lingerie than anything else. Don’t worry, I’m not complaining. Consider my original statement more of an observation than anything else. Either way, I […]

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Pornhub Sees Spike in BDSM Searches After ’50 Shades’

February 26, 2015
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Last week we found a study that suggested Fifty Shades of Grey serves as gateway smut for other forms of erotic entertainment. The researchers determined that women who may have considered porn to carry a negative stigma were more open to the good stuff after finishing the erotic novel. We interpreted this to mean that […]

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Candice Swanepoel Is All Wet & See-Through For Maxim Magazine!

February 26, 2015
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I tried taking my temperature last night, but my digital thermometer was being all wacky. I’m guess it needs a new battery. I really wanted to know if my fever was high enough to warrant the theory that my cold is killing me, so I went on a search through my house for an old […]

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Nudity At The 2015 Oscars – Emma Stone & Behati Prinsloo!

February 25, 2015
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The Oscars are a classy affair, it’s not exactly known for its revealing outfits and wardrobe malfunctions, which makes it that much more appealing when it happens. Like catching sight of a white cotton bra strap at a nunnery, it’s so unexpected that it’s a turn on. Behati Prinsloo who is so bland she is […]

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