OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMFG. Me. Want. Go. To. There. WANT. WANT. WANT. Wherever this sex tape is and whatever it takes to get it, Lola must have it. And whatever Lola wants, Lola gets!
Courtney Stodden’s “personal” sex tape will one day soon make it’s way into my hands. And of course, when I say hands, I really mean on my computer screen. Sooo, in front of my face, let’s say. IN FRONT OF MY FACE, one day!
Here’s the deal, with all the hype going around the celeb gossip sites about Farrah what’s-her-face-teen-mom filming a porno with James Deen, Courtney Stodden decided to turn some of that attention towards herself by admitting to some celeb rag or another that she filmed her very own sex tape.
Yaayyyyyy! But not so fast. There’s a catch. There’s always a catch… or two… or three. The tape is a solo tape. Meaning, there’s no Doug (that might go in the pro column though). It was filmed shortly after she turned 18, so sometime between now and last August (another pro come to think of it). It will not be released (that’s the catch — MAJOR con). And hackers are shit out of luck because it isn’t on a computer.
Hmmm, I guess the only thing left to do is break-in to their home (kidding, kidding, I DO NOT recommend or endorse breaking into their home).
In the meantime, while we wait for people NOT to break into their home, let’s all look at these pictures of a nude-ish Stodden taking a sexy bubble bath. I’m almost tempted to say she’s make-up free in this photoshoot, but I know enough about the devil’s face paint to know she’s still slathered in it… we’re just meant to think she’s wearing less make-up, because it’s all in nude colors.
Click to bigify these pics of Courtney taking a bubble bath:
Via thehollywoodgossip.com and celebuzz.com – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd!