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What with Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick’s separation, Khloe has fallen to the bottom of the totem poll in terms of who is getting the least amount of media exposure in the Kardashian/Jenner family. That’s okay, though, because bitch knows how to get back on top.

News recently broke that the youngest of the original trio of Kardashian sisters (yeah, I know, I thought she was the oldest too) has signed a deal to host her very own talk show. “Kocktails With Khloe” will be airing on the FYI network and is sure to be a success, because everyone is obsessed with that family even the people who hate them.

And what better way to get news of a new talk show out and about than posing in skimpy workout gear for Complex Magazine. It’s pretty genius actually. People gotta remember that Kim isn’t the only Kardashian with a nice ass. Girl has some junk in the trunk and she deserves praise as well.

I wonder if the ass gene comes from Robert Kardashian, Kris Jenner, or OJ Simpson? Yes, that’s right. I went there. You might not know this, but Robert Kardashian was a friend of OJ Simpson and one of his lawyers. Apparently he was really close to the family and it’s rumored that Khloe’s real father is OJ Simpson and not Robert Kardashian.

This has nothing to do with anything, it’s probably an outright lie, but I had to fill my word count quota with something. Enjoy!


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Porn stars handle monogamy differently than most. Even though going to work means having sex with various partners, porn stars in committed relationships often consider those monogamous. Paid sex counts as work, so any sexual encounters on the job shouldn’t count. Not emotionally, anyway.


Porn star Aurora Snow has a really interesting take on monogamy while working in the porn industry. It can be hard to be in a relationship with someone who doesn’t want to hear about your day at work, because then you’re not sharing your life with your partner. It can be easier to date a fellow porn star for that reason, because at least they understand the industry and you don’t have to defend or explain your work to them. On the flip side, some porn stars prefer dating civilians, because as it turns out they wouldn’t be able to handle dating someone who was having sex with multiple partners.

“I struggled with the reality of telling my family about my increasing involvement in the adult industry,” Lee writes in the Introduction.

“Were others out to their parents? How did they talk about it to their siblings? What could I learn from their experiences? In asking the questions, I’d hit a nerve. Everyone had a story to tell.”


Adult performer Jiz Lee has a book due to be published in September called “Coming Out Like A Porn Star.” You guessed it, it’s about how porn stars talk to the friends and family about being in the porno industry  and how they handle it. It contains coming out stories from more than 50 professionals in the XXX biz and is sure to be a hit. I personally can’t wait to get my hands on it. Plus, that book cover is absolutely bitchin’.

Even within the last two years, Griffith sees some change in the industry. “It is starting to come up where people are doing just porn.” She laughs, “With people of different races! Would you look at that!” The fantasy of color-blind sex may seem unattainable, but figuring out how to market adult entertainment in a way that resists racism could be a force for good. Griffith suggests that part of it is simply, as she says, “a focus on making the [performers of color] seem more human.” She pauses, “Like, we need to remind people that we’re human.”


Janice Griffith is of Indo-Caribbean descent, but within the porn industry she is often fetishized for her skin color and classified as Latina. Actually, it depends what site you look at and what category you are looking for, because Janice has been classified as Egyptian, Dominican, half-black, and half-Chinese. It all depends on which label is the most marketable.


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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 16 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

Ah, Portland. Land of foodies, hipsters, folksy rock music, sustainable gardening and cute bungalow housing. And, of course, there are the dildos hanging from power lines.

Yes, it seems that charming Northwest city that everyone from California wants to move to (because they have water, and, for the moment, affordable housing) is now on the map for an odd yet entertaining phenomenon: pairs of sex toys (or to be more precise, dildos) have been seen dangling from power lines on a number of busy streets in the city’s business district.

Now, those of us who live in cities know there has been a long-time practice of pairs of sneakers being tied together by the laces and being thrown up into the air to dangle from power lines. The shoes can stay there for years until weather, gravity, birds or irate residents cause them to come down. The reasons for this practice have a long and storied mythology. Some say they are related to urban gang activity; but small towns experience the seemingly harmless pranking as well. The tying together of the two dildos on a string mimics this practice, but maybe only because that’s the best way to get two dildos to stay on a power line. How else are you going to entertain the masses, embarrass the Pollyannas, and attract the tourists?



Post image for The Clermont Twins Are Back With Terry Richardson

I’m gonna go ahead and steal @Robonino123’s theory and say that the rise in incest themed shoots and pornos is due to the popularity of Game of Thrones. You hear that Cersei and Jaime Lanister, the Clermont Twins are all on you… and Terry Richardson, because that’s how you book shoots with him, right? You gotta get all up on him, and really, if you’re willing to tweak your twin sister’s nipple it’s not much of a leap to imagine you’d be willing to tweak Uncle Bad Touch’s peen while you’re at it.

Whoa, Jared Leto must have a lot of contact with Terry Richardson’s penis if that’s what it takes to be photographed by him.

It’s weird that twincest is more socially acceptable that regular sibling incest. I think it’s because for some reason it’s viewed as masturbation. As if twins are really one person in two bodies as opposed to two individuals who just happen to look a like. Either way, it’s fucked up and/or kind of hot. I can’t quite figure out where I stand on this issue. Damn you, Cersei and Jaime. Damn you and you’re beautiful golden… everything.

Enjoy the Clermont Twins, because they certainly enjoy each other!



Post image for Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Claudia Schiffer (1993)

I wish Claudia Schiffer had the same dedication to nudity as Kate Moss, but unfortunately Claudia has spent most of her career covered up. Oh, there are lots of spectacular cleavage pics and there’s a lot of almost nude or implied nudity, but for the most part Claudia’s assets have been covered up… at least compared to her fellow models.

There are, however, a few exceptions. Back in 1993 Claudia was hanging out topless on some dude’s yacht and the pictures where shopped around to various publications before ending up in Penthouse Magazine. It’s easy to see why Claudia Schiffer dominated the ’90s. She was the next Bridgette Bardot only better.

She was often seen aside Cindy Crawford, because the dark-eyed brunette offered a great contrast to the blue-eyed blonde. I’m still sad the two never did a nude photoshoot together or God forbid a faux-lesbian scene in a movie. I know they both tried to move from modelling to acting with low to moderate success. I bet the pervs would have flocked to the movie theaters for a scene featuring Claudia AND Cindy. I know my dreams often featured both of them at the same time.

Before Claudia’s topless yacht photos saw the light of day, she appeared in this wet t-shirt photoshoot video:

I don’t know who or what it was for, but apparently it predates the yacht pictures and if I were to guess this little video montage is one of the reasons why she became so goddamn popular. It reminds me of Kate Upton’s cat daddy video with Terry Richardson and wet t-shirt outtakes from GQ.



Fap Along With Harlot: Car Sex Done Right!

July 29, 2015
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You know what bugs me out more than anything else in the world? Car trouble. I hate getting stranded places because my vehicle has decided that it can’t run anymore or some massive pothole decided to creep up on my ride and give me a flat. The best thing about driving a brand new (as […]

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Delilah Parillo Could Shave Off My Magic Head Of Hair Anyday

July 29, 2015
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This is the first time I’ve come across model Delilah Parillo and I’ve gotta say I’m enamored with the pretty waif. Putting aside the fact that it looks like a strong breeze could knock her over… her tits, lips, and eyes have me entranced. At any given time, I’m not sure which of the three […]

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Pornstar Kayla-Jane Danger Builds Darth Vader Out Of Sex Toys

July 28, 2015
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The Star Wars franchise is getting a lot of sexual attention these days, I wonder if Disney is going to threaten to sue Kayla-Jane Danger for using Darth Vader’s likeness without permission?! I hear GQ and Amy Schumer got in trouble over their sexy Star Wars photoshoot. I bet Disney isn’t too happy with porn […]

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The Mystery Of Portland’s Power Line Sex Toys

July 28, 2015
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Like most people who grew up in an urban neighborhood, the hood fucked with me. I’m paranoid about locking the door when I leave the house, the sound of police helicopters lulls me to sleep at night, and I’m especially cautious of street scammers. However with all these street smarts and life experiences I never […]

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Julia Lescova Is A Goddamn Miracle By Antoine Verglas

July 27, 2015
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My God, some women make me want to believe in the dude with the big white beard and I’m not talking about Santa. If I weren’t a hardcore disbeliever and an all around cynical atheist, I could tell you how a body as perfect as Julia Lescova’s was proof of God’s existence. There’s no way […]

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