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If you allow people to freely share information, images, and video then you’re eventually going to have to deal with a lot of porn. The internet has proven this with every social network, blogging platform, and peer-to-peer file sharing service that is has produced. Most users are ok with it and owners of these websites either welcome the traffic or pretend like it doesn’t exist until someone gets angry.

This is probably what happened when Google decided to ban porn from their Blogger service earlier this week. They announced that starting March 23 of this year, users would no longer be allowed to “publically share images and video that are sexually explicit or show graphic nudity.”


While they didn’t explicitly say they were banning pornography, they clearly attempted to create a blanket term that encompassed all things pornographic. Google stood by their decision to make the internet a little bit less fun, and everyone would have to deal with it… for about 3 days.



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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for the award-winning porn for women & couples site With over 16 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

If you’re the sort of person who can still manage to appear shocked over how easy it is for people to find porn on the Internet (of all places!) the UK’s Channel 4 News has another stunner just for you: Roughly one in every thousand tweets is a pornographic image.

“A Channel 4 News investigation into the extent of (Twitter’s) porn community has revealed that as many as 500,000 sexual images are posted daily, including images of hardcore and extreme sexual practices,” the outlet reported this week, to the absolute shock of almost nobody.

As Channel 4 notes, neither Facebook nor Instagram allow porn, and neither does Vine, which Twitter owns, but Twitter does allow accounts to be maintained by porn performers, studios and other porn-related businesses.

That’s right: for some strange reason, Twitter believes people who work in the porn industry have a right to express themselves, even in ways which make it clear what they do for a living!

Granted, Twitter is not exactly Pornhub or Redtube, both of which are freely accessible to basically anybody with an Internet connection, but Channel 4 does make a good point: For the eleven people left on Earth who apparently haven’t figured out any other way to find porn, they can also find porn on Twitter.

Since Channel 4 has this shocking Twitter porn-truth pretty well covered, I thought I’d contribute to the cause by revealing six additional alarming Twitter stats.



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Every year, the Oscars get sluttier and sluttier. Not that these celebs are sluts… Not that there’s anything wrong with sluts… I just mean that some of these dresses look more like lingerie than anything else. Don’t worry, I’m not complaining. Consider my original statement more of an observation than anything else. Either way, I like it.

So so so pretty. These ladies are all to die for. Rita Ora, ScarJo, Margot Robbie, and Jessica Chastain are definitely my faves though. I wish I could throw an after party with those ladies, you know, a casual thing where we might put on our pajamas and have a pillow fight. No big deal.

Rita Ora


I really like this one. Rita Ora always looks great.

Rita Ora After Party





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Last week we found a study that suggested Fifty Shades of Grey serves as gateway smut for other forms of erotic entertainment. The researchers determined that women who may have considered porn to carry a negative stigma were more open to the good stuff after finishing the erotic novel.

We interpreted this to mean that the release of the film based on this novel would cause a spike in internet pornography consumption, causing those of us who rely on Pornhub traffic to pay our bills to immediately start celebrating.

As it would turn out, there was a noticeable change in Pornhub traffic after the Valentine’s Day release of Fifty Shades, and the good people at Pornhub Insights were all over it. They analyzed the anonymous traffic statistics of sexually frustrated movie goers who walked out of a rated R movie expecting more.


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I tried taking my temperature last night, but my digital thermometer was being all wacky. I’m guess it needs a new battery. I really wanted to know if my fever was high enough to warrant the theory that my cold is killing me, so I went on a search through my house for an old school mercury thermometer.

Have you ever used one of those? It’s basically a little tube of glass filled with mercury. Every time I have one of those babies under under my tongue I become really paranoid about biting down on it. You know what that means, basically during the entire 2 to 3 minutes it’s in my mouth, that is the only thing I can think about.

There was a popular TV show for kids called Fraggle Rock that played in the early ’80s. It was one of those live action muppet deals from Jim Henson. It was pretty great. Weird, though, definitely weird. The free-going Fraggles lived in underground caves where a sub-species of muppets called the Doozers spent their lives working and working some more. The Doozers were these tiny little plush construction workers who built intricate scaffolding out of a hard candy substance made out of radishes.

The Fraggles loved radishes and were constantly destroying everything the Doozers build. Thing is, that candy like substance looks just like tiny tubes of glass. THIS IS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT with a thermometer in my mouth. I’m afraid the fever will make me forget that glass and mercury are bad and the next thing you know I’m chomping down on my goddamn glass thermometer.

Candice Swanepoel is so gorgeous one look at her renders you dumb as fuck. She’s what I like to call stupid hot. Stupid hot like a fever. See what I did there?! I basically tricked you into reading about my stupid cold again and used it to segue into talking about Candice Swanepoel. Don’t blame me, one look at Candice and I’m dumb as fuck and the fever doesn’t help. Fevers turn your brain to mush in case you didn’t know. Stupid. Hot. Mush. Boobies.



Nudity At The 2015 Oscars – Emma Stone & Behati Prinsloo!

February 25, 2015
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The Oscars are a classy affair, it’s not exactly known for its revealing outfits and wardrobe malfunctions, which makes it that much more appealing when it happens. Like catching sight of a white cotton bra strap at a nunnery, it’s so unexpected that it’s a turn on. Behati Prinsloo who is so bland she is […]

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Rihanna Boob & Nipple For AnOther Magazine!

February 25, 2015
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Did you know that when you have a cold your resting heart rate speeds up? Yeah, I didn’t know that either. Thanks to my new phone the Samsung Galaxy S5 and its integrated heart rate monitor I can tell you that my heart is currently operating at the high 80s and low 90s range. That’s […]

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Win A Dream Date With A Pornstar In Las Vegas!

February 24, 2015
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Hotdamn! To be honest, I was a little disappointed when my editor suggested I should write a post about the Pornstar Platinum contest where you can enter to win a dream date with a pornstar in Las Vegas. I mean, doesn’t he understand that the more people enter the contest the lower my chances of […]

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Your Dick Is Not This Big

February 23, 2015
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If I had a dollar for every time a man asked me what I think about the size of his penis I’d be rich. Not just, “I’ve got some money so I can just live comfortably and not stress about bills,” rich but, “I’m going to retire to Turks and Caicos with a harem of […]

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Ashley Benson Has Super Amazing Cleavage At A Fashion Show!

February 23, 2015
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I’ve got the cold from hell, so expect a lot of complaining from me for the next couple of days. That’s just how I roll – like an overgrown child! I actually called my mom and asked her to come stay with me so she could do mom things, like cook, clean, and put a […]

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