Seriously?! A man, who by all accounts seems pretty grown up to me and who happens to live with his mom, threw his laptop? punched his laptop? broke his laptop over his knee? when he heard his mom come up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze on him.
It makes for a funny Twitter post, but was destroying the laptop really necessary? He could have just closed the lid. Yes, I know sometimes the sounds keeps playing when it’s frozen like that, this isn’t my first rodeo, but most computers have a quick mute button on the keyboard these days, surely, that would have worked. Or how about plugging in headphones. Or, you know, not giving a crap that you’re mom catches you watching porn. CLICK FOR THE REST OF THIS POST
Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning female friendy porn site. With over 16 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.
Like most people who write about porn on a regular basis, I have automated ‘news alerts’ set through Google and other sources to let me know when porn-related stories hit the headlines.
Sometimes, the story is something truly significant, like a change in law or public policy. Other times, these alerts draw my attention to something not particularly worthy of it, like some jackass with a blog who thinks it’s clever to use the word “porn” to describe anything he or she takes a guilty pleasure in, from shoe shopping and food preparation to sports cars and power tools.
Today my alerts brought me the story of a family of four who went to a KFC in Edmond, Oklahoma, where they received an “unwanted side of porn,” as the folks from Fox affiliate KOCO put it.
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By now you’re all familiar with the gorgeous face and va-va-voom body of Gigi Hadid, but have you meet her younger sister Bella Hadid? That’s right, I said younger sister. For some reason, I was convinced Bella was the older sister and that they were both in their twenties, but it turns out that Gigi is 19 years old and that Bella is barely 18 years old. Consider my mind blown.
I mean, I keep getting older and these babes stay the same age… wait, what I mean to say is that I’m starting to feel like a really old perv ogling teenagers. I don’t know about you, but when I was 18 I didn’t know anyone who looked like this:
Those boobs, yum!
Actually, I did know someone who looked a lot like Bella. She was my best friend/nemesis and on top of being a pathological liar she was also a model. Nowhere near as successful as the Hadid sisters, but that’s not because she didn’t have the looks.
Apparently, to make it has a model your mom has to be a real housewife and your dad has to be a billionaire of some sort. Jesus, the daughters of all the reality TV moms and their rich husbands aren’t even allowed to legally drink in most states and they’re already ruling the world.
That’s a scary thought. I’m starting to worry about the state of the world.
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I dated a girl in college named Christie Stevens (name changed for privacy reasons). In a lot of ways she was exactly like the Christie Stevens in today’s PornhubTV video. They both went to college, were both female and they both enjoyed breathing air. The main difference is that Christie Stevens the pornstar actually puts out.
Hailing from Salt Lake City, Utah – the land of bible-thumping Mormons – Christie worked as a stripper for several years before entering the adult industry in 2011 at the age of 24. Apparently, she was inspired to join after watching a documentary on Jenna Jameson. In reality, I suspect she grew tired of extracting Mormon boys (and girls) from their magic white undergarments.
Since entering the industry, she’s worked with several ‘big’ pornstars including Lex Steele – and let’s be honest, you don’t get much bigger than that – and even done a live set with the world’s oldest surviving pornstar and Cro-Magnon man Ron Jeremy. Ok, I’m making up one of those Ron Jeremy facts.
When PornhubTV caught up with Christie at the 2015 AVN Awards, she was more than happy to tell Kong and Mia some interesting sexual details about herself, both on and off the camera. Why did her weirdest fan experience involve a balloon? What type of porn does she look forward to doing in the future? What type of porn won’t she do (maybe)? And what was that about Charlie Sheen? All this and more revealed in the video below.
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