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I hate to burst your fantasy bubble, but sometimes when your entire work day is sex, sex, sex… when you get home the last thing you want to think about is more sex. I love chocolate, but I can only eat so much of the stuff before I make myself sick if you know what I mean.

That said, I was pleasantly surprised when I saw this vid where a few of my favorite pornstars answered the question “what do you masturbate to?” and they were still able to get it up in their private time even after a full day of sex, sex, sex at work.

A few of the pornstars in the following video admitted to watching a lot of amateur porn, because, although, they still like getting off to porn they don’t like watching people they know fucking. I get it, watching a co-worker having sex can be awkward, especially when you have to show up to work the next day and have sex with them.

Pornstars in order of appearance: April O’Neil, Allie Haze, James Deen, Annika Albrite, Mick Blue, Claire Robbins, Aubrey Snow, Kimberly Kane, Vyxen Steel, Trinity St. Clair, Mickey Mod, Jade Nile, Rain DeGrey, Ela Darling, Monica Rise, and Violet Monroe.



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Did you Peepz have a good 4th of July weekend? I hope so. Mine, however, was total and utter shit. I feel like crawling under a rock and dying, but then, you know, I would actually die… of hunger, thirst, or exposure whichever got me first and that doesn’t sound like a good way to go.

Neither does riding a firework while naked. I mean, sure, it looks good and all, but that can’t be safe. I remember burning the hell out of my fingers with those tiny illegal firecrackers you could get in Mexico when I was a kid.

I was in fifth, or was it sixth grade, and I had brought some back from Cancun. I was young and wanted to be cool, so obviously I brought them to school where I proceeded to spark a few of them up. The fuze was too short on one of them or I held it too long or something, because the damn thing went off in my hand like a trigger happy dick, except instead of ending up with a palm covered in splooge I ended up with a few burns and a three day suspension from school.

I can only imagine how bad the burns would have been had I been naked and riding the firecracker at the time. Too bad I didn’t have any underboob to show off back then, my principal might have gone easier on me. And thus began a lifetime of bad decisions and crime.



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I allegedly just finished downloading the entire fifth season of Game of Thrones. Huddling down to binge watch all ten episodes while the end of the day is already looming and I have to wake up early for work tomorrow is a really bad idea.

It’s the kind of bad idea that is almost on par with getting naked in Terry Richardson‘s studio. You know you probably shouldn’t, because you don’t know what’s going to happen, but you feel pressured to do so because of all the hype.

Thankfully, Jessie Andrews looks like she has a good head on her shoulders. She probably knows how to say no when it’s time to go to bed, but there’s still half a season of Game of Thrones episodes to watch. Then again, she did start her modelling career for Dov Charney back when she was a young sales associate at American Apparel, so…

Clearly, American Apparel is a gate way drug for porn. If you don’t mind showing your boobs off to one creepy guy with big glasses and a porno stache, why not reach a wider audience showing off your boobs to another creepy guy with big glasses and a porno stache. That’s how creepy guys with big glasses and porno staches keep getting away with it.

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More Penis Please

by CALICO RUDASILL on July 3, 2015

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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 16 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

To be fair I’m not sure when the penis was ever in fashion other than in European art films to make a realistic comeback. But still, lately I’ve noticed that the penis is having it’s moment in the limelight. Not to jinx it, but I sure hope we get to see more penises in the media. I’m not saying this because I want to see schlongs on tele – because I do want to see dicks on the tube – but also because other than in porn and in real life sexual situations I almost never get to see a dick. Where as tits are all over the damn place. And I’d like to see some cock please, yes. It’s important to me, and I believe to other people out there to see a penis as just another organ and not only in the context of a sexual situation. I am reminded of the time I saw a man’s penis in a sweat lodge and blushed. I mean, come on! So when Captain Randall in the TV Show Outlander was trying to rape Jenny, Jamie Fraser’s sister and he undid his trousers and whipped out his dick I almost did a double take that they actually showed him whipping his penis out and furiously stroking it trying to get it hard. Obviously I went back and watched it again. Yeap, full on floppy dick right there. I was delighted. Not that she was going to get raped, but that they hadn’t faked the whole, ‘taking penis out’ bit.


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I just ate a pizza. Not a whole one, but half of one. The delivery guy gives me the creeps a little bit. He walked in and closed the door behind him when usually I just pay the guy at the door. He put his hand on my shoulder and asked where my Mom was these days. Apparently, he knew her back in the day. He said she was a very beautiful women. I tried not to shudder, but it was a near miss. Thankfully, I was able to shoo him out the door without too much fuss.

I’m all for going out to get pizza while topless, but I was glad I was wearing something to cover my ta-tas while this guy was here. Of course, my name isn’t Lady Gaga and I don’t have bodyguards following me around everywhere I go, which is a shame. I think I could use the 24/7 supervision. Notice I said supervision and not protection.

It’s been legal for women to go topless around New York for a while now, so it’s nice to see some celebrities put that freedom to the test. Mostly, though, I’m pretty sure Gaga took off her top – and when I say top, I mean the bra she was wearing during her performance at Radio Music City Hall – because her bra was incredibly ill-fitting. Her boob was being pushed out of the bottom of her left bra cup for crying out loud. That could not have been comfortable.

The black pumps, cut-off jean shorts, and tan blazer over a bare chest is a really good look it turns out. More people should wear this exact outfit while going out to pick up pizza, I say.



Fap Along With Harlot: Top 5 Wedding Themed Porno Clips

July 2, 2015
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Know what stinks? When you write up this 500 snippet of your love for all things titties, and then LibreOffice crashes and you loose the whole damn thing. Maybe it was fate though… Because I would also like to talk a bit about how it’s MOTHER FUCKING LEGAL FOR EVERYONE, REGARDLESS OF SEXUAL ORIENTATION, TO […]

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Masturbation Roll

July 1, 2015
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Text Nicole Aniston For Free! – Irina Shayk Busting Out on the Runway – DrunkenStepfather Miley Cyrus Finally Fully Nude – CelebJihad Charlotte McKinney Topless Handbra Seduction – CelebSpank Kendall Jenner Nipples on the Catwalk – TaxiDriverMovie Kim Kardashian See Through in London! […]

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Masturbation Life Hacks For Better Sex?

July 1, 2015
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Everybody loves life hacks. The internet is full of informative images that teach people how to make their lives more efficient with simple, intuitive tricks. Unfortunately these hacks rarely work as well as we would hope and often leave us washing dishes in the shower like complete jagoffs. Then again, most of these potentially life-changing […]

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Bill Nye The Science Guy Explains Sex – Video!

June 30, 2015
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Bill Nye is awesome. Not only does he looks dashing in a bow tie, but he has helped bring science into the lives of everyone whose parents could afford a television and a subscription to cable. There’s no denying the guy knows what he’s talking about and he’s definitely got the gift of science, but […]

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Anonymous Couple Bangs On Red Carpet

June 30, 2015
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My sexual bucket list really isn’t as long as it once was. I think of a plausible place/way to have sex and I just make it happen. It’s a very impulsive process, mostly because I don’t want to chicken out or have someone talk me out of having a good time. Some people are fucking […]

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