Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on May 23, 2015

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Why We Love Country Girls Like August Ames – Sex.com

Lindsay Hancock Topless with Tentacles – DrunkenStepfather

Anne Hathaway Acting Like A Porn Star – CelebJihad

Alessandra Ambrioso Nipple Pokes Pool Party – CelebSpank

Pixie Lott Nipple Peek on Cannes Red Carpet – TaxiDriverMovie

Julianne Hough Drunken Nip Slip at DWTS After Party! – The Nip Slip

Gifs Of The Week #40 – Le Tag Parfait

Belly Drops A Trippy Visual For ‘White Girls’ With Travi$ Scott – Smoking Section

Antonella Kahllo is a Backwoods Babe! – BoobieBlog

Jennifer Lopez – Us Weekly Magazine – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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I’ve never kept up with the Kardashians, so I don’t really know what goes on in that show, but I’m assuming Kim is contracted to do a minimum amount of nude scenes per season. Her sex tape is the reason that show was born in the first place.

However, for some reason, I was under the impression that she wasn’t doing Keeping Up With the Kardashians anymore ever since she married Kanye West, but considering the fact that I based that assumptions on absolutely nothing, I was clearly wrong.

Here we’ve got Kim in a recent episode of everyone’s favorite reality TV show baring all to some desert critters.

Critters, remember that movie? Thanks to my brother and all my male cousins who insisted on watching horror movies even though they scared the crap out of my as a kid I was permanently scarred by Critters 2 and that goddamn demented Easter egg hunt.

I’m still freaked out by things that might be crawling around under my bed.

Riiight, what was I talking about? Kim Kardashian and her knockers, that’s the ticket. Not unlike Lee and her alien bounty hunter knockers in Critters 2, except Kim Kardashian painted her knockers with white paint and Lee had to pop a staple out of her stomach after she transformed into a centerfold. Basically, the same thing.

I’m off track again. Whatever, I don’t care. I’m gonna go watch ’80s horror movies now. Fap, fap, fap.

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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 16 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

Despite having worked with and around computers for well over half my life, the truth is I’ve always been something of a selective Luddite, embracing some technologies almost immediately, while irrationally resisting others for reasons which even I can’t fully explain.

This how it’s possible for me to be one of those weirdos who was surfing the web before most people even knew there was a web, but at the same time be someone who didn’t own a smartphone until long after the anticipated December 21, 2012 Mayan apocalypse had come and gone.

Recent developments in virtual reality porn have inspired an epiphany of sorts for me, though, finally giving me insight into my choosy approach to adoption of new technologies. Once it hit me, the answer was as clear as a Pyrex dildo: My long term consumption of science fiction materials has made me deeply suspicious of anything resembling artificial intelligence.

I’ve been reading this week about a new generation of sex toys from Lovense which function in conjunction with specially encoded virtual reality porn from the appropriately named VirtualRealPorn. On the one hand, these devices and the porn experience they facilitate do sound pretty compelling, like they might finally bring to pass the long-anticipated arrival of truly ‘haptic’ porn.

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Larry Flynt is a polarizing figure. I mean, is the dude a champion of free speech and an anti-censorship hero or is he a smut peddling monster?! It depends on who you ask. I just did a bit of googling to find some interesting things to say about the man and all the info I found is really troubling.

I was ready to call him a hero, but all I really knew about the guy I learned from watching The People vs. Larry Flynt when it came out in 1996 and by all accounts that movie was a bit one-sided. It’s hard to tell what’s true and what isn’t, who do you believe the anti-pornography detractors, his estranged daughter, the First Amendment worshipers?

I just read an article on Jezebel that said he lost his virginity to a chicken, which he then killed because the poor thing was bleeding, when he was 9 years old. That alone is pretty disturbing and that’s not even the worst of the allegations I’ve read against Larry Flynt, but I’m not here to talk about whether Larry Flynt is a perv or a hero.

I’m here to talk about how every member of Congress has been getting a monthly issue of Hustler Magazine since 1983, which to be honest I think is kind of hilarious. Apparently, the skin mag arrives in a plain envelop making it unrecognizable to the the intern who’s in charge of opening the mail.

By now, every staffer working for Congress is well aware of the monthly delivery, but there’s always a new intern or staffer to prank, so it’s not uncommon to see the new guy start to sweat a little when he accidentally opens up Hustler in the congressional office.

This has been going on for more than thirty years and there’s nothing Congress can do about it and it’s not like they haven’t tried. In 1984, 264 congressional offices filled a complaint against Hustler, but the U.S. Postal Service was unable to block the delivery of the monthly magazine when the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia ruled that doing so would be illegal.

It’s not like anyone in Congress is forced to read it, they are free to do with the magazine what they wish. Besides a few pranks here and there, most congressional offices just trash the skin mag, but I’ve read a story where month after month the magazines were stored and when an insane amount were amassed they were shipped to our troops overseas. God save us all.

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My personal style doesn’t exactly jibe with Amber Rose‘s personal style, but I’ve grown to respect the woman. I like her confidence and how she’s totally at ease in her skin. Girl knows who she is and what she stands for and she won’t let other people tear her down.

I feel inspired by Amber ever since I read an article where the whole Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Amber Rose feud was explained to me in a way that made it clear Kanye (and some of the Kardashians) were throwing shade at Amber because she used to be a stripper.

That shit is not cool, if there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s when other people slut shame someone for the choices they’ve made in their life. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SEX WORK. It doesn’t make you a shitty person, a dirty person, or a person worthy of less respect than others. If anything it makes you worthy of more respect, because of all the shit talk you’ve had to endure from other people.

Amber Rose was publicly put threw the ringer by Kanye and co. and she didn’t lash out at her ex and start throwing mud in his face. I totally respect that. Also, dat ass. It has RuPaul’s seal of approval, so you know it’s been bestowed upon us by the Sex Gods. It’s only right we bow down and worship all that jiggle.

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PornhubTV – August Ames at the 2015 AVN Awards

May 21, 2015
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August Ames is a Canadian cutie originally from Nova Scotia. She entered the adult industry in 2013 at the age of 19. Since then she has been in over 50 movies from interracial clips with monster dicks to soft touching lesbian scenes. Her fans love her, and she won the 2015 AVN Fan Award for […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Top 5 Birthday Party Clips

May 21, 2015
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Since it’s my birthday week, all I want to do is get laid and party. I figured you guys wouldn’t be opposed to doing a bit of celebrating with me…so here’s my Top 5 Birthday Party Clips from the good folks over at PornHub. In this video from Cruelty Party, it’s all about the ladies […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Laura Lyons (1976)

May 21, 2015
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I recently came across Laura Lyons while reading a retrospective on Playboy Playmates then and now. It was an interesting read seeing all the different models and reading about their experiences from back in the skin mag’s heyday. I was especially struck by Laura story, however, because I recognized her daughter’s name and put two and two […]

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Former WWE Diva To Release A Sex Tape?

May 21, 2015
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Being a fan of professional wrestling is not an easy lifestyle as an adult. Wrasslin’ is designed to appeal to children and contains story elements that may seem cringe-worthy when taken at face value. This is a direct result of the industry being designed to prey on “marks,” or people who think that what they […]

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Masturbation Roll

May 20, 2015
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Spend a Day with Mia Malkova – Sex.com Kate Hudson Grabbing Her Crotch – DrunkenStepfather Taylor Swift Pushes Her Boobs Together At The BMAs – CelebJihad Charlotte McKinney Topless Handbra Seduction – CelebSpank Tove Lo Slips a Nipple on Stage – TaxiDriverMovie Carmen Electra […]

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