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Southern California is heating up and people are starting to act a little bit more crazy than usual. Crime rates always increase in the summer to make things even more interesting, everyone is wearing a lot less clothing. It’s like California becomes a less humid Florida for a couple months out of the year.

Nobody is more familiar with this increase of crime and nip slips than the loss prevention officer at a Macy’s in Los Angeles. When he tried to stop a 44-year-old woman suspected of stealing merchandise, he was immediately met by her special escape techniques.

After hitting the officer several times to prevent being detained, the woman shed her shirt and bra like a lizard would its tail, which created an opening that let her escape. The suspect then ran to her car completely topless leaving the officer stunned.

The perfect getaway! Except for the purse and driver’s license she left behind. D’oh.

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Wow, talk about a dick move.

The shittiest husband of all time sent his wife a spreadsheet detailing all the times she refused to have sex with him and the excuses she used. Mr. Husband of the Year sent this spreadsheet to her by email just as she left for a ten day business trip and when she called him to ask “wtf?” he refused to answer his phone, or so says the person who uploaded the spreadsheet to Reddit.

I can totally relate with being sexual frustrated or unsatisfied within a relationship, but trust me when I say a spreadsheet is not the way to go… unless you somehow both agree that keeping a tally will help you figure out the problems that need to be addressed in your sex life.

What this dude did was all kinds of wrong, not to mention immature and passive aggressive. I would dump his ass, but in this hypothetical relationship I probably would have already done that considering how rarely I want to have sex with the guy. Never a good sign.

I get that this dude is trying to rectify what he considers to be a problem within their relationship, but you know what’s better than sending a passive aggressive spreadsheet, talking to your wife about sex or the lack thereof. There’s nothing better than communication when it comes to sex in a relationship.

At least, that’s what my married friends tell me. And, oh, you know, everyone with common sense ever.

Of course, I don’t know the details of Spreadsheet Man and Reddit Wife’s marriage. Maybe, she’s a major bitch and he’s tried to talk about sex with her a million times before sending his sneak email attack. Maybe, she’s super horny all the time, but he’s a major dick and he just doesn’t do it for her. I don’t know. But I’m guessing these two have major problems.

Speaking of dick moves what is the shittiest thing you’ve said or done in a relationship? Or what’s the shittiest thing you’ve said or done to someone while in a relationship with them?

Me, I wrote a blog post about some naughty stuff that happened between me and an ex knowing his current girlfriend followed my blog and she would read it. I didn’t name names, but when you plant the seed of doubt shit will inevitably hit the fan and hit the fan it did. I’ve probably said or done worse depending on your definition, but that’s what comes to mind.

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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on July 23, 2014

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

UK Introduces Porn Censorship of Public Wi-Fi Spots – Sex.com

Irina Shayk Flashing Panty – DrunkenStepfather

Nina Agdal Bikini Candids From Miami Beach – CelebJihad

Jaclyn Swedberg Nude Busting Out Selfie – CelebSpank

Selena Gomez Perky Pokies on the Sea – TaxiDriverMovie

Candice Swanepoel Nip Slip on the Beach! – The Nip Slip

Gifs Of The Week #27 – Le Tag Parfait

T.I. Addresses Ghostwriting For Iggy Azalea Rumors – Smoking Section

Busty Tool Girl Noelle Easton! – BoobieBlog

Arianny Celeste – Bikini Candids in Miami – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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I really like this photoshoot from “This Voyeurs Life.” Clearly, erotic model Cristi is stunning (more on that in a minute) but the photography itself is particularly well done. John Wehner is a master at capturing that moment… that moment you rarely see unless you’ve got a telephoto lens pointed at the apartment windows across the street, which, you know, would be all kinds of creepy.

Luckily, you can also see that moment if you’ve lived with a woman, a wife or a girlfriend, long enough to get to the stage where she can go about her business without an ounce of self-consciousness. Maybe you’re on the way to the bathroom after starting a pot of coffee and you catch a glimpse of this through the crack of your bedroom door:

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Your girlfriend is deep in thought thinking about ALL THE PLOT HOLES in Lost. Sure, the show has been off the air for years, but it still bugs her. And that my friends, is when you decide to marry her. Or, you know, go into the bedroom to take advantage of her plot holes.

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Welcome friends to another show here on Peeperz Radio! Our guest today is part of our ongoing “Then & Now” series in which we chat with industry legends and icons. Our guest today fits that description to a tee. She was arguably in the top ten adult stars of the 90′s. She blew fans away with her tiny physique, gorgeous body, pouty lips, her flexibility and her jaw dropping anal scenes. We are very happy to have the legendary Gauge as our guest. Don’t forget to check out our other recent interviews with milf-star Simone Sonay as well as our visit with the captivating Layton Benton. All our interviews can be downloaded for fee so load them onto your devices for later listening or safe-keeping.

Gauge was born in Hot Springs, AK. Small town would be an apt description. If someone in town farts there are instantly four neighbors at your door ready to chide you for it. Growing up in school surprisingly Gauge was the prudish one of her circle of friends. She lost her virginity on a bet with a friend. Who could lose their cherry first. She lost the bet, but she landed the hottest guy around and became the envy of her friends. Perhaps this was the first time Gauge became aware of the power of her sexuality?

Gauge’s first adult role was in the Ed Powers series Dirty Debutantes. She was an instant hit. Her extremely youthful appearance often made fans and producers alike wonder if she was truly of age to be preforming in films. Although Gauge could now technically appear in milf films she still has that youthful teen appearance about her. Gauge went on to shoot well over 200 films. Her career has spanned nearly 14 years which makes her eligible for the AVN Hall of Fame. We think she will gain entry with ease.

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Pornstar Jessie Andrews And Her Pubes Pose For Terry Richardson

July 23, 2014
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I’ve been trying to steer clear of Terry Richardson posts for a while now, for obvious reasons. But when America’s porn sweetheart Jessie Andrews and her famous pubes pose for the guy it’s really hard to resist, especially since according to Andrews he’s the sweetest bestest guy ever: Terry and I. He’s the most respectful, […]

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Down by the RIVER!

July 22, 2014
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At this point in the year, I’m doing my best to spend every available moment that I can outdoors. Other than the fact that people are walking around in very little clothing, the sunshine is good for vitamin D levels, as well as morale. Lesbian picnics with my girl have become my new favorite thing […]

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Masturbation Roll

July 21, 2014
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Strangers Undress Each Other on Camera for Viral Video – Sex.com Gisele Does Lingerie Modeling – DrunkenStepfather More Jessica Alba Mexican Vacation Bikini Pics – CelebJihad Iggy Azalea Lip Slip Living On The Edge – CelebSpank Kelly Brook SERIOUS Camel Toe After Her Work […]

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University Of Warwick Nude Rowing Calendar & Lola’s Boobs

July 21, 2014
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Did you guys miss me last week? Please say yes, I need emotional validation from strangers on the Internet to feel love. I mean why else would I show you Peepz sloppy pictures of my boobs: I hope that makes up for my absence. Those pictures by the way, were taken about a minute ago. […]

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Only Porn Is “Porn”

July 21, 2014
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original porn site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less […]

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