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The year was 1991, David Lynch’s use of the song “Wicked Games” by Chris Isaak on the Wild at Heart soundtrack re-ignited the public’s fervor for the tune, but it wasn’t until Herb Ritts directed a music videos featuring a topless Chris Isaak and a topless Helena Christensen rolling around on a beach did everyone involved with “Wicked Games” reach super stardom.

Due to clever camera angles and blocking, you never actually see any of Helena Christensen’s naughty parts, but the illusion of nudity was all that was needed to create die hard Christensen fans – of which I am one.

The Danish supermodel was incredibly beautiful as the object of Chris Isaak’s desire and at 46 years old she is still one of the most gorgeous women around. I was struck by this obvious fact when I saw a recent photoshoot Helena did for Marie Claire Magazine. Sure, there’s probably a ton of makeup and Photoshop involved, but there’s no denying Helena still has it. And by it, I mean, her boobs.

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Theme parks are great. They have all the charm and excitement of carnivals without the nomadic carnies making unwanted sexual advances towards your mother. While some would call them overpriced tourist traps, amusement parks are almost always loved by those who grew up eating churros and taking pictures with teenagers in fur suits on the brink of heat exhaustion.

Being a native of Southern California, it’s no secret that Disneyland is one of my favorite destinations. While the current version is a far cry from the enchanted ruins I remember from the 80s, I still get excited whenever someone suggests a visit. It really is the happiest place on earth.

However a new theme park being built in Taiwan may be able to swing my opinion. Dubbed “Romantic Boulevard,” the outdoor theme park is filled with sculptures of giant penises and statues of animals making love. What’s not to love about that!

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It’s award season, which means that every weekend the Hollywood freaks are getting dressed up and walking the red carpet in the hopes of bringing home a golden statuette. Last weekend, it was the Golden Globes or the SAG awards – possibly the Oscars, I don’t know I can’t keep up – but the Hollywood elite weren’t the only ones vying for recognition in their respective fields. Last weekend also marked the time of year when all the pornstars take Las Vegas by storm and celebrate what makes each and every one of them special.

That’s right, it was the 2015 AVN Awards and things got crazy. Or, at least, that’s what I imagine and will continue to imagine until the day I die. So if you’ve been to an AVN Awards show, don’t tell me about it. I don’t want you to ruin the fantasy that’s playing in my head. Because, obviously, all the winners have a big ol’ orgy together, right? Right? I thought so.

Check out the winners and try to figure out who fucked who.

CONTENT

All-Girl Performer of the Year

Sinn Sage

Sinn-Sage

BBW Performer of the Year

April Flores

April Flores Gothic & Alt Porn

Best Actor

Steven St. Croix, Wetwork, Vivid Entertainment

Stephen-St-Croix

Best Actress

Carter Cruise, Second Chances, New Sensations Romance

Carter-Cruise

Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene

Anikka Albrite, Dani Daniels & Karlie Montana, Anikka 2, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment

Hard-X

Best All-Girl Release – TIE

Alexis & Asa, Adam & Eve Pictures

Alexis & Asa

Women Seeking Women 100, Girlfriends Films

Women Seeking Women 100

Best All-Girl Series

Girls Kissing Girls, Sweetheart/Mile High

Girls Kissing Girls

Best Amateur Release

Dare Dorm 20, Reality Kings

Dare-Dorm-20

Best Amateur/Pro-Am Series

Brand New Faces, Vivid Entertainment Group

ANGELINA ASH: v7011

Best Anal Release

Ass Worship 15, Jules Jordan Video

Ass-Worship-15

Best Anal Sex Scene

Adriana Chechik & Manuel Ferrara, Internal Damnation 8, Jules Jordan Video

Adriana-Chechik

Best Anal Series

Wet Asses, Jules Jordan Video

Wet-Asses-Jules-Jordan-Videos

Best Art Direction

Apocalypse X, Digital Playground

Apocalypse X Digital Playground

Best BDSM Release

Brandy Aniston Is Fucked, Deviant/Metro

Brandy Aniston Is Fucked Deviant

Best Big Bust Release

Bra Busters 5, Jules Jordan Video

Bra Busters 5 Jules Jordan Video

Best Big Butt Release

Wet Asses 4, Jules Jordan Video

Wet-Asses-4

Best Boobs

Jayden James

Jayden James

Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene

Aidra Fox & Ryan Madison, Jean Fucking, Kelly Madison/Juicy

Jean-Fucking

Best Celebrity Sex Tape

Tila Tequila 2: Backdoored & Squirting, Vivid Celeb

Tila Tequila 2  Backdoored & Squirting

Best Cinematography

Billy Visual & Jakodema, Apocalypse X, Digital Playground

Apocalypse X

Best Comedy

Bikini Babes Are Shark Bait, BurningAngel/Mile High

Bikini Babes Are Shark Bait

Best Continuing Series

Oil Overload, Jules Jordan Video

Oil-Overload

Best Drama

Aftermath, Wicked Pictures

Aftermath Wicked Pictures

Best Director – Feature

Brad Armstrong, Aftermath, Wicked Pictures

Aftermath  Wicked Pictures

To see the rest of the 2015 AVN Awards Show winners, check out Part. 2 and don’t forget to search for your favorite hotties on the Pornhub Network.

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Via avnawards.avn.com – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd

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Post image for Gigi Hadid Is The New Face Of Guess – Wowzer!

And what a face it is. I’ve been a fan of Gigi Hadid ever since I featured her first photoshoot on Peeperz. She’s gorgeous. The only problem is, that I haven’t been a huge fan of the photoshoots she’s been in. Sure, Gigi is always super freakin’ hot, but I just wish the photographers would go in a different artistic direction.

I was so excited when I heard she was the new face of Guess, because surely the resulting ads would be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, but again I find myself slightly disappointed in the art direction. I was expecting something more, I don’t know, iconic I guess is what I’m looking for?!

All I know is that a pair of jeans with flower patches on them isn’t really doing it for me, so I trying really hard to block those out of the periphery of my mind and instead I’m trying to focus on how gorgeous Gigi Hadid truly is.

If you’re into following hot models who like to take sexy selfies on Instagram I suggest you immediately look up Gigi Hadid and her sister Bella Hadid. Bella Hadid is also a model and is equally gorgeous, if slightly less popular than Gigi. I love the way they resemble each other as well as offer a contrast to each other. Plus, they often take pictures of themselves hanging out together. Everybody wins.

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Post image for Natasha Galkina Is A Unicorn! (With Great Boobs)

I mean, she has great boobs. She’s not really a unicorn. It’s just that unicorns are magical and this chick is clearly magical. Long live magical unicorn boobies!

Natasha Galkina (AKA Natalie Gal) was a contestant on America’s Next Top Model. Don’t ask me what season, I don’t watch that show, because GAWD. Clearly, I have better things to do, like learning to write gooder. She was the runner up, which is a nice way of saying she lost.

She still has great boobs, though, which is what’s really important here.

Oh, and the fact that she married a dude twice her age so she could leave Russian and come to America where dreams of starring in a reality TV show; that’s important too.

Personally, I’m just happy to see that some mail order bride stories don’t all end in tragedy. I like a good “and they lived happily ever after.”

Actually, Natasha and her husband are divorced, but they had a kid together and seem to get along (at least, I haven’t read otherwise), so all is well that ends well. And let’s not forget the magical boobs and enchanting face. Things can’t be all bad.

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Miley Cyrus Topless Beach Candids From Hawaii

January 27, 2015
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Thank God for creep who grow up to be creeps who can afford to buy telephoto lenses! If it weren’t for paparazzi and they’re willingness to hide in bushes so we can enjoy topless “candids” of celebrities, then we wouldn’t have these great shots of Miley Cyrus sans bikini top in Hawaii. I always find […]

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Everyone’s Talking About Their Balls

January 26, 2015
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For the last three weeks, I’ve written exclusively about dicks. Maybe I’m just becoming obsessed all over again. I wanted to change it up a bit, so I decided that talking about balls would be more appropriate. Sports really aren’t my thing. I was raised in a football/baseball family, and as a kid I was […]

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Hilary Swank Nude For Interview Germany Magazine

January 26, 2015
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In my mind, Hilary Swank will forever be Julie Pierce: The Next Karate Kid, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t played other memorable roles. There’s that time she was a girl pretending to be a boy in Boys Don’t Cry and she had sex with Chloe Sevigny in a scene that forever made me question […]

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Watch This Tiny Tortoise Try To Fuck A Croc

January 25, 2015
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It’s a misleading headline, I know. When I first saw it making the rounds, I thought they meant a croc as in a crocodile and not a freaking shoe. Still funny though. But, but, what’s with the squeaking?! Is it the shoe? Is the tiny tortoise actually uttering that sound? It’s one tenth cute and […]

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Masturbation Roll

January 24, 2015
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Watch Eufrat Mai Tour The Fleshlight Factory – Sex.com Miranda Kerr’s Getting Lingerie Modeling Work – DrunkenStepfather Paris Hilton And Tara Reid Try To Stay Relevant On Instagram – CelebJihad Yara Khmidan Nude Tasteful Juicy Fruit – CelebSpank Lauren Pope Doing Pasties the Right […]

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