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Year after year, I plan on going on a post-Christmas shopping spree to pick up all the Christmas decorations that are on sale after the holidays. Never happens. I can’t quite get myself motivated to spend some of my hard earned mullah on things I’ll only be using a year later. I’ve gotta get that immediate satisfaction with my purchases.

Thing is, I never want to buy Christmas decorations right before the holidays either. For one, they are expensive as hell and, secundo, Christmas is already a total money suck, which sounds fun, but it isn’t.

Because of all these reasons and more, I’m in dire need of some Christmas basics. I’ve got some classic decoration that hail from my grandparents, but some things just don’t age well. Christmas lights for one. I’m in dire need of Christmas lights.

I still need Christmas lights, but I’ve at least solved my Christmas tree stand issue. That’s right, I manned up and spent the damn money. I just couldn’t go another year using a water jug as a tree stand and tying the tree to the wall with fishing line a la MacGyver. It’s a trick that never failed, but between you and me, I’m pretty sure luck is the only reason I avoided a disaster of biblical proportions.

New sturdy Christmas tree stand in hand, I headed to the Christmas tree lot to pick a winner, and in honor of the tree I picked, I think I shall be forevermore known as the Christmas Tree Whisperer. The thing is the perfect tree like shape, and the top is a widths hair from hitting my ceiling. I was worried there for a second, you see, I didn’t have the foresight to measure the space I had available.

Luck was clearly on my side, because not only was I able to pick what is clearly the best Christmas tree by simply eyeballing it, but the guy who sold me the Christmas tree was kind enough to deliver it to my house, no charge. Apparently, he wasn’t too impressed with my I’ll-just-strap-it-to-the-roof-of-my-car-with-rope can-do attitude.

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And by Pervs, I mean my Peepz.

People are stupid. Get a bunch of people together, like in government, and it goes from stupid to down right anti-constitutional in a minute flat. Except where talking about the UK here and I don’t even know if they have a constitution, because, clearly, really smart over here. Actually, I don’t know if anyone’s constitution says anything about porn, but you gotta know, that if you try to take away some Peepz happy fun time there’s gonna be trouble up ahead. 

And that’s exactly what happened when the UK government added an amendment to their 2013 Communications Act, last week, that bans a series of sex acts from being performed in UK porn. To recap, it’s still possible for what’s his face living in London to go to Pornhub and view whatever kind of porn he likes, but if you’re in the porn business and you live in the UK it’s going to be pretty difficult for you to do anything that has to do with the following sexual acts:

  • Spanking
  • Caning
  • Aggressive whipping
  • Penetration by any object “associated with violence”
  • Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of  if consensual)
  • Urolagnia (known as “water sports”)
  • Role-playing as non-adults
  • Physical restraint
  • Humiliation
  • Female ejaculation
  • Strangulation
  • Facesitting
  • Fisting

Strangulation, facesitting, and fisting, are “apparently,” life threatening and female ejaculation is a complete fabrication according to the UK government, and, you know, clearly pee, so ew. Ugh. At least, that’s the reason behind their inclusion on the list. A lot of the things on the UK banned porn list aren’t my bag of tea, but that doesn’t mean I want to stop others from enjoying what turns them on. 

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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on December 16, 2014

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Lisa Ann Announces Her Retirement – Sex.com

Fashion Nudity by Kesler Tran – DrunkenStepfather

Taylor Swift Finally Shows Her Belly Button In New Bikini Pic – CelebJihad

Alessandra Ambrosio Nude Viva Brazil – CelebSpank

Charli XCX White Pantie Upskirt in Cheerleader Outfit – TaxiDriverMovie

Stephanie Bauer in a See Through Dress! – The Nip Slip

VirtualRealPorn: The Future Of Porn Will Be Virtual – Le Tag Parfait

Nicki Minaj Faces Label Drama Head On In Interview With Whoo Kid – Smoking Section

Carlotta Champagne Shaved Her Pussy!! – BoobieBlog

Kayla Swift – 138 Water Photoshoot in Laguna Beach – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

Follow Peeperz on Twitter! – We rock the tweets, join the party

 

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When you are one half of set of blonde cougar twins, and you happen to be dating the same man as your sister, things are probably not going to turn out well. Heidi Creamer (I know. I couldn’t believe that was her real name either) found this out the hard way on December 7th.

The Creamer Twins (I swear, they’re not in porno, but maybe they should be? Someone throw a whole bunch of money at them quickly, before their 15 minutes are up!) were arguing so loudly in the apartment they share that their neighbors called the cops to try and get a handle on the ruckus.

By the time that the cops actually arrived, Heidi was locked out of the apartment and was banging on the door for her sister to let her inside.

The law cuffed her, and put her in the back of their patrol car where she started screaming about boyfriends and dildos.

That’s what life is all about in Florida, I guess.

Boyfriends and dildos.

If my sister and I were in that situation, I’d totally take my vibrator over any man.

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Dioni Tabbers is back from her time travelling adventures and her boobs, again, prove to be awesome. There’s no denying it. This girl just plain does it for me.

Nothing beats the first picture of her I ever saw:

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There’s all sorts of retro see-through ’70s goodness in that picture. Plus that slightly damp t-shirt that manages to show off some underboob as well as areola is a pretty much perfection, but I can’t stay stuck in the past forever, so move on we must.

Move on to more recent photoshoots where we get to see different incarnations of Dioni’s boobs. No matter the photoshoot, her boobs are always great. Frankly, you all are blessed today, because I’ve combined two treats in one post.

First off, we’ve got a photoshoot by Andrew Kuykendall that reminds me a little bit of the aesthetic of Before Sunrise, the Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy movie from the ’90s.

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I had such a crush on Ethan Hawk at the time. 

It’s the blonde hair and that pinball machine.

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 Love this movie. 

It’s the blonde hair, the pinball machine, and the red dress.

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The sexy lean, executed well, it’s always a winner.

Delpy’s dress was a maroon color in the movie and Dioni’s dress is definitely red, as well as being more glamorous, and although I wouldn’t call the two ladies twins, the similarities are enough to elicit those warm feelings of nostalgia and deja vu in my groin.

The second Dioni treat is one of those weird fashion art music video things. Directed by Diana Gomez, Room 1710 is a visual feast. Personally, I don’t like the tune, so I recommend watching it on mute as the music gets annoying after a while, but Miss Tabbers is stunning in lingerie and a black curly wig. If you don’t have the time, at the very least, you should fast forward to the 00:21 second mark, because, WoW.

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“This Voyeurs Life” Never Fails To Stun – “Birthday Flowers” Video!

December 15, 2014
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There are some sexy ladies who pull at your groin strings and make you want to get down and dirty, but there other sexy ladies who pull at your heart strings and make you want to have Sunday afternoon cuddles – preferably before AND after brunch. The lovely lady in This Voyeurs Life “Birthday Flowers” […]

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All The Prego Ladies: Kourtney Kardashian, Nicole Trunfio, KMart!

December 13, 2014
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All time number one Peeperz commenter Robonino123 recently said that there’s something about winter that gets people all worked up and ready to mingle in the bedroom, something about it being cold outside, so everyone stays inside and in an effort to stave off cabin fever they’ll get it on more than usual, which, huh, […]

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Jacksonville or Jackassville?

December 12, 2014
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s oldest porn site for women & couples. With over 16 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less […]

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The Holidays Are Weird: Christmas Twerk!

December 11, 2014
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Christmas is the sexiest holiday. I know, you’d think it would be Valentine’s Day or Halloween, but it’s definitely Christmas. Halloween madness lasts about a week tops, from one weekend to the next depending on what day of the week Halloween falls. The same with V-Day, but Christmas is a month long affair. Longer if […]

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Down the Rabbit Hole with Little Red Bunny – Peeperz Radio

December 11, 2014
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Hello friends and listeners and thank you for being with us for another installment here on CED Radio hosted by Peeperz! Our guest today has caused quite a stir after winning AVN’s Webcam Girl of the Year award. She is the ravishing ginger known as Little Red Bunny! Also be sure to check out our […]

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