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Karlie Montana is a babe. I love me a redhead. And she’s funny too, or at least, I’m going to assume she’s funny. To be honest I didn’t actually listen to the video. It would be more honest to say I watched the first ten seconds on mute and that’s about it.

It’s not that I don’t want to watch the video, it’s that I’m sitting in a coffee shop while I write this on my laptop – it’s called telecommuting, look it up – and I forgot my headphones. I didn’t really want to explain to the nice couple with the three-year-old why there’s a pornstar on my screen telling a dirty joke.

It was hard enough to angle my screen just so to prevent other people from seeing the Pornhub video I was trying to embed into my post. Thank god, I was quick on the draw and I was able to hit the mute button before the moans kicked it or I might have gotten kicked out of this place.

Please, watch the videos and tell me if the the joke was funny and if I picked a good porno vid. It’s not like I was able to actually watch it like I usually do and give it my full attention.

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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for the award-winning female friendly porn site, Sssh.com. With over 16 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

Oh rebound sex, revenge sex. All of it I get. It feels lovely to be able to get out there and fuck someone else because you got dumped and now you’re all, “Well fine, I’m gonna take my jelly elsewhere! See what you’re missing!!” Totally.

Many also believe that it helps you get over your ex. I remember a long time ago I read a humorous book of short essays and the author wrote once you break up you need to find yourself a ‘plate cleaner’. Cuz you’ve been eating one dish all this while and when you break up, find yourself a plate cleaner. Fuck him/her and then you’ll have a clean plate again to pile on other yummy goodness.

That is hilarious and I’ve always remembered it. I wish I could remember who the author is, so if anyone knows leave me a note in the comments so I can add a link to the book.

But now, aside from just the wisdom of other broken hearts, there’s actually a study about the behaviors and motives of people who have just broken up. One of the things they looked at is rebound and revenge sex.

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If you’ve ever thought about a having job where you get paid to have sex, then you’re probably really fun to talk to. Prostitution is the world’s oldest profession and while it may be illegal in many parts of the world, there are a few places where it’s completely legal.

When Germany legalized prostitution more than a decade ago, it was a very controversial decision. However while politicians argue back and forth about the morality of allowing people to buy and sell sexual favors, Germans have been enjoying the freedom to do as they wish.

Prostitution is regulated to be as safe as possible for everyone involved, and because they’re Germans they also like to make sure that the entire process is up to everyone’s high standards. It’s gotten to the point where brothels are now looking to hire quality assurance agents to ensure that their services are of the highest possible quality.

You have to love German efficiency!

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Post image for Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Shannen Doherty (1994)

Last week, when I did a Throw Back Thursday on Shannen Doherty’s 2003 Playboy photoshoot it had somehow escaped my attention that she had appeared in Playboy once before. That’s right, when Shannen was 21 years old she posed nude-but-covered-but-mostly-just-topless for Hef’s safe sex issue.

The March 1994 issue, which was dedicated to safe sex and the prevention of AIDS/HIV, featured a bevy of celebs who poses for the magazine free of charge. Instead of receiving a nifty check for showing their tits, Shannen and her co-horts donated the money that would have been paid by Playboy right into the loving arms of a charity.

I don’t remember the name of said charity and I’m too lazy to look it up, but if memory (and common sense) serves right, it was for the AIDS foundation-something-or-other.

Shannen Doherty’s shoot is pretty tame, but she had just come off her stint of playing a teenager in 90210 and you have to remember back in 1994 we didn’t have the celebrity nudity we have today. Tabloid mags existed back then, but there weren’t any paparazzi dedicated to the art of the upskirt and their certainly weren’t any blogs dedicated to your everyday nip slip.

In 1994, seeing Shannen Doherty’s boobs, as well as her nude-but-covered bod would have been awesome! Personally, I still find it awesome, but that might be because I enjoy ’90s nostalgia.

Notice how different the German cover is to the American cover?! I would have loved to see a Shannen Doherty photoshoot were she was all clad in leather and wielding a whip. Too bad she didn’t just run with the bossy reputation, she could have made millions playing the dominatrix.

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Post image for Track Your Orgasms With The Smartbod Vibrator

Smartbod, an innovative vibrator that uses sensors to keep track of your arousal, is being touted as the fitbit for orgasms and I can see why. The damn thing is linked to your smart phone and sends feedback to an app that stores all the data you’ve ever wanted to know about your masturbation habits and orgasms. The intelligent device will be able to tell what woman like, keep track of trends, and even make suggestions for improving your jerk-off-happy time.

James Wang and Liz Klinger, the duo behind the intelligent vibrator, say they want the Smartbod “to make women more curious about themselves, and provide the information they need to make their sex lives a whole lot better.”

Klinger told Mic that, “like many women, I had a lot of anxieties and questions around sexuality and no one to talk about it with […] This inspired me to make a better vibrator that can make the journey of learning about your own body less frustrating, lonely and difficult.”

“Even simple information, like how long it generally takes for you to orgasm or when you feel the most aroused, can help you better understand and take control of your sex life,” Klinger added.

As of yet, I haven’t been able to find a prototype of the vibrator, so I have no idea what it looks like. There will be a crowdsourcing campaign for the Smartbod later this year and we can expect it to be available for purchase sometime in 2016.

Sounds interesting, but what I really want to know is if the vibrator will get me off. No gimmicks and gadgets will make a shitty vibrator worth it. Here’s hoping the Smartbod is able to put its money where its mouth is.

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Via marieclaire.co.uk – Check out Lola Byrd’s blog misslolawants.com

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“True Detective” Casts Pornstars For Season 2 Orgy Scene

March 25, 2015
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I’m warning you right now, there are no spoilers allowed in the comment section. I haven’t watched a single episode of True Detective yet and I fully intend to do so once I run out of Gilmore Girls episodes to watch on Netflix. I know, I know, now that I’ve said that the only thing […]

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Bring On The Butt Licking!!!

March 25, 2015
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Trying new things in bed is always fun for me. Lately my girlfriend and I have been falling asleep after a mutual masturbation session. As soon as we discovered how hot it is to use vibrators on ourselves while we’re making out with each other, it was a revelation in our bedroom. Now on nights […]

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Masturbation Roll

March 24, 2015
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: The 6 Most Common First Date Turn-Offs – Sex.com Dakota Johnson’s 50 Shades of Bikini – DrunkenStepfather Miley Cyrus Posts A Bikini Dance Video – CelebJihad Charlotte McKinney Topless Handbra Seduction – CelebSpank Bai Ling Nipple Peek on the Runway – TaxiDriverMovie Alessandra Ambrosio […]

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Nicole Meyer Naked On A Beach For The Benefit Of Our Erections

March 24, 2015
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Summer is coming our way, at least for those of us in the Northern Hemisphere, which means that tons of erotic photographers are going to start going outside and taking pictures of hotties on beaches. Sure, sure, the beach is a good locale year round for fashion porn and erotic photographers, but it tends to […]

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Carmen Kass Nude In A Tanning Bed

March 24, 2015
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Tanning beds are the worst. I don’t understand people who tan in them. You might as well be injected cancer cells right into your veins (yes, I’m aware cancer doesn’t actually work like that). Plus, why are people obsessed with tans? My step-mom just came back from spending her entire winter in Costa Rica and […]

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