One of my best friends moved back to Brazil last week. It was super sad to see him go, but the fact that he’ll be able to make a boat load of money with his music career in South America makes me pretty OK with his decision. Also, he’s going to be able to see a whole lot of Brazilian ass…and that makes it even more OK.

See?

Brazilian ass literally makes everything better.

Before he left, my friend ordered the largest pack of condoms possible and had it shipped to his house. I didn’t ask him why when he told me about it, because it’s really none of my business though I was pretty happy that he was planning on both getting laid and doing it safely.

When his flight landed and he was back at his house, he dumped the whole bag of condoms on his bed and sent me a picture of it captioned, “I’m so ready for the Olympics.”

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Aria Alexander is 5’5″ with black hair, green eyes, fair skin, and a petite figure. What’s not to like? A contract girl for Digital Playground she reminds me a little of Stoya, if only because of her very, very pale skin. If you’re a fan of the social mediaz, I recommend you check out her Instagram account. It’s full of really pretty selfies like this one:

Face pushed against the wall, my pussy is only a lacey lilac thong away 💦

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Aria is a relatively new face in the porn industry having gotten her start in 2014, but I foresee great things for this one. I mean, you’d have to be blind not to, but it doesn’t hurt that she’s represented by Mark Spiegler, you know, the guy who runs the top talent agency in the biz. Oh, and let’s not forget that in her short career she’s already been nominated for the 2016 XBIZ Award for Best New Starlet, as well as the 2016 AVN Award for Best New Starlet.

Anyone entering the world of adult entertainment would be excited with those two nominations, but the fact that Aria won the 2016 Digital Playground Star Sex Challenge has played a major part in gaining her a shitload* of fans. As the new face of DP, Aria received a one year exclusive contract and will be the headliner in DP’s 2016 blockbuster. I hope it’s a good one, because I can’t wait to see it.

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I regret choosing this photoshoot to share with you Peepz, because of the ridiculous amount of pictures. Fifty-five pictures in one set is way too many. No one has that kind of attention span anymore. I would have had time to catch up on all of today’s Buzzfeed articles in the time it took me to scroll through this entire slideshow. I persevered however, because I’m not a quitter and I do like me some see-through wet t-shirt action.

I’m not sure why I find a wet-shirt so alluring. It probably has something to do with all those raunchy comedy flicks from the ’80s I used to watch on my brother’s VHS. I’m pretty sure every movie from the mid-80s features a wet t-shirt contest. Driving Miss DaisyThe Last Emperor, Platoon… all movies with wet t-shirt contests. Fact.

Nostalgia aside, Delilah Parillo kind of looks like a bleached naked mole rat, but, you know, sexy. For an as of yet unknown reason, this works for me on several levels, because there’s nothing like combining my love of mid-80s sex romps with my love of sexy mole rats. It gets me going but good. No need to wear body glide on this hot and humid day to prevent my thighs from rubbing together, the pussy juices flowing down my legs is keeping the chaffing at a minimum for me.

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This week’s sex news from around the web brings you a story about the man we all love to hate: Donald Trump. The dude makes it to easy, it’s almost as if he does it on purpose. If so, he might just be a genius. If not, he’s just a rich buffoon. You all know where I stand on that either or.

As for the other two stories I’m bringing your way, there’s lesbian terrorists who use porn as their main weapon of mass destruction and spiders who give oral up to a hundred times during sex. Once your done being grossed out by Trump, at least you have something to look forward to.

Over 15 years, radio shock jock Howard Stern and his buddy Donald Trump periodically carried on like towel-snapping “bros” in a locker room, rating women’s tops and bottoms, debating whether oral sex is “important,” and egging each other on about whether they would like to go to bed with famous women from Cindy Crawford to Diane Sawyer.

“You could’ve gotten her, right?” Stern asked Trump on-air shortly after Princess Diana’s death in 1997. “You could’ve nailed her.”

“I think I could have,” Trump said.

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I love being seduced. When I was younger, I’d always rush straight into sex because orgasms were what I craved. Now, I’ve realized that enjoying the buildup of the seduction can make the orgasm even more intense.

This week, my self-love sessions have centered around that type of seduction. Are you Peepz ready to play? Undies down, jizz towels out…let’s Fap!

The sexy Asian women in this Zenra video seem to love exploring each other. From a quick flick of the tongue on a nipple to a lingering kiss between two dancing tongues…this is all about the seduction and getting your partner ready for sex.

I’m not sure that there are very many women who are able to tease (or suck dick) as exquisitely as Camille Crimson is. In this all-oral clip, she uses her hands and lips as the ultimate tool to guide her partner to straight into orgasm.

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When All Else Fails, Blame The Media

May 20, 2016

Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Paula Bulczynska Is A Babe In A Bikini For God Save Queens

May 20, 2016

Thank you. Thank you, Paula. I try to avoid posting photoshoots that don’t contain any nudity, because I figure you guys come here to look at tits and ass, after all Peeperz isn’t a bikini catalog, but this shoot Paula Bulczynska did for God Save Queens is so damn hot I couldn’t help myself. Definitely hot. […]

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Courtney Stodden Is With (Doug Hutchison’s) Child!

May 19, 2016

Earlier today, I was saying to myself that I was getting tired of seeing the Hadid sisters everywhere and that it was time for me to find a couple new obsessions to go on and on about when I came across a name I hadn’t seen in a while: Courtney Stodden! Courtney Stodden and Peeperz […]

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Pornhub Insights Explores The Rise Of Overwatch Porn

May 19, 2016

The open beta for Blizzard’s highly anticipated first-person shooter Overwatch occurred earlier this month, and the gaming world became instantly hooked. Unlike most shooting games that rely on modern military weapons and scenarios to create a realistic war experience, Overwatch uses bright colors and interesting characters to create a more fun, casual experience. It’s like […]

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Masturbation Roll

May 18, 2016

Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Watch This Compilation of First Time Anals – Sex.com Bella Thorne Knows You’re Watching – DrunkenStepfather Emilia Clarke Fiery Nude Scene From “Game of Thrones” – CelebJihad Selena Gomez Hot Black Dress Bumping – CelebSpank Petra Nemcova Braless in Lacy Black Top – TaxiDriverMovie […]

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