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Oh rebound sex, revenge sex. All of it I get. It feels lovely to be able to get out there and fuck someone else because you got dumped and now you’re all, “Well fine, I’m gonna take my jelly elsewhere! See what you’re missing!!” Totally.
Many also believe that it helps you get over your ex. I remember a long time ago I read a humorous book of short essays and the author wrote once you break up you need to find yourself a ‘plate cleaner’. Cuz you’ve been eating one dish all this while and when you break up, find yourself a plate cleaner. Fuck him/her and then you’ll have a clean plate again to pile on other yummy goodness.
That is hilarious and I’ve always remembered it. I wish I could remember who the author is, so if anyone knows leave me a note in the comments so I can add a link to the book.
But now, aside from just the wisdom of other broken hearts, there’s actually a study about the behaviors and motives of people who have just broken up. One of the things they looked at is rebound and revenge sex.
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If you’ve ever thought about a having job where you get paid to have sex, then you’re probably really fun to talk to. Prostitution is the world’s oldest profession and while it may be illegal in many parts of the world, there are a few places where it’s completely legal.
When Germany legalized prostitution more than a decade ago, it was a very controversial decision. However while politicians argue back and forth about the morality of allowing people to buy and sell sexual favors, Germans have been enjoying the freedom to do as they wish.
Prostitution is regulated to be as safe as possible for everyone involved, and because they’re Germans they also like to make sure that the entire process is up to everyone’s high standards. It’s gotten to the point where brothels are now looking to hire quality assurance agents to ensure that their services are of the highest possible quality.
You have to love German efficiency!
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Last week, when I did a Throw Back Thursday on Shannen Doherty’s 2003 Playboy photoshoot it had somehow escaped my attention that she had appeared in Playboy once before. That’s right, when Shannen was 21 years old she posed nude-but-covered-but-mostly-just-topless for Hef’s safe sex issue.
The March 1994 issue, which was dedicated to safe sex and the prevention of AIDS/HIV, featured a bevy of celebs who poses for the magazine free of charge. Instead of receiving a nifty check for showing their tits, Shannen and her co-horts donated the money that would have been paid by Playboy right into the loving arms of a charity.
I don’t remember the name of said charity and I’m too lazy to look it up, but if memory (and common sense) serves right, it was for the AIDS foundation-something-or-other.
Shannen Doherty’s shoot is pretty tame, but she had just come off her stint of playing a teenager in 90210 and you have to remember back in 1994 we didn’t have the celebrity nudity we have today. Tabloid mags existed back then, but there weren’t any paparazzi dedicated to the art of the upskirt and their certainly weren’t any blogs dedicated to your everyday nip slip.
In 1994, seeing Shannen Doherty’s boobs, as well as her nude-but-covered bod would have been awesome! Personally, I still find it awesome, but that might be because I enjoy ’90s nostalgia.
Notice how different the German cover is to the American cover?! I would have loved to see a Shannen Doherty photoshoot were she was all clad in leather and wielding a whip. Too bad she didn’t just run with the bossy reputation, she could have made millions playing the dominatrix.
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Smartbod, an innovative vibrator that uses sensors to keep track of your arousal, is being touted as the fitbit for orgasms and I can see why. The damn thing is linked to your smart phone and sends feedback to an app that stores all the data you’ve ever wanted to know about your masturbation habits and orgasms. The intelligent device will be able to tell what woman like, keep track of trends, and even make suggestions for improving your jerk-off-happy time.
James Wang and Liz Klinger, the duo behind the intelligent vibrator, say they want the Smartbod “to make women more curious about themselves, and provide the information they need to make their sex lives a whole lot better.”
Klinger told Mic that, “like many women, I had a lot of anxieties and questions around sexuality and no one to talk about it with […] This inspired me to make a better vibrator that can make the journey of learning about your own body less frustrating, lonely and difficult.”
“Even simple information, like how long it generally takes for you to orgasm or when you feel the most aroused, can help you better understand and take control of your sex life,” Klinger added.
As of yet, I haven’t been able to find a prototype of the vibrator, so I have no idea what it looks like. There will be a crowdsourcing campaign for the Smartbod later this year and we can expect it to be available for purchase sometime in 2016.
Sounds interesting, but what I really want to know is if the vibrator will get me off. No gimmicks and gadgets will make a shitty vibrator worth it. Here’s hoping the Smartbod is able to put its money where its mouth is.
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I’m warning you right now, there are no spoilers allowed in the comment section. I haven’t watched a single episode of True Detective yet and I fully intend to do so once I run out of Gilmore Girls episodes to watch on Netflix. I know, I know, now that I’ve said that the only thing you can think about is going straight to the comment section and revealing the biggest plot twist you can think of. Don’t do it. Be a gentleman/woman.
I’ve got some interesting info for you anyways, I’m sure it will be enough to keep your mind off the spoilers. Pornstars Peta Jensen and Amia Miley have been hired to appear in season two of True Detective. Apparently, there’s some orgy scene that has everyone’s panties in a wad, err, I mean it has people excited.
I hear it’s an orgy sequence worthy of Eyes Wide Shut and it involves something like a dozen participants. Collin Farrell and Rachel McAdams, two of season two’s newest leads, were at the filming last week, which took place at a mansion in Pasadena.
In an unfortunate twist, Peta and Amia are two of the only orgy participants that don’t get fully naked. What a bummer. Here’s hoping we get to see Collin Farrell’s peen. I doubt it, but a girl can dream. In the meantime, enjoy these vids of Peta and Amia doing the real deal.
Image: Peta Jensen in Stay The Fuck Out of my Room by Brazzers
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