Sex is an important part of most relationships which makes it a very popular subject for studies and research. Couples either want to know how to work more sex into their bedrooms, or maintain what they have going. It’s the basis of every magazine article about how to spice up your marriage.
A new study from Oakland University may have found one simple thing women can do to help keep the flames burning at home, as it was determined that women with a lot of men in their life have more sex. I like where this is going.
It’s not that these women are having sex with male coworkers and friends behind their boyfriend or husband’s back. The way the study puts it, seeing their significant other around all these potential partners makes men sexually excited because of a concept researches have named “sperm competition.”
This sounds a lot like how my understanding of how cucking works.
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For some reason whenever the topic of open relationships, sex writing, swinging or anything along those lines comes up in my life, men who have been behaving ‘normal’ up until that point, get a weird glint in their eyes.
The conversation that has been pretty general and uhm, ‘PG18’, suddenly takes a turn for the sex-side. Men who behave with respect around me suddenly have their ‘predator’ pants on. It’s like admitting that yes I write about sex (or even that I am in an open relationship) turns on a big, blinking light above my head which says, “DTF!!” with an arrow pointing down towards my head and up to my crotch.
For the uninitiated, ‘DTF’ means ‘Down to fuck’. An acronym that is commonly used (by mostly men) on dating sites to indicate that they’re indeed DTF, or that they’re looking for women that are DTF. Like, OMFG, LOL!
So back to Mr. Leery McLeary. Where there was polite interest in my life before, now he wants to know about what ‘turns me on’. Where can he read my writing? What are my ‘rules’ about being in an open relationship?
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Oh Miley, it’s been a while since you’ve done something that has peaked my interest. I know, I’ve been sad about it too. I just haven’t been able to get behind your stage antics. They smell too much like a bid for attention. Not that wanting attention is bad, it’s just sad when you do nothing constructive with all the attention you get.
Whateves, though, right? You’re probably laughing all the way to the bank.
That’s gotta be the only reason celebs do commercials: for money. Actually, I’m guessing, that’s why anyone does commercials: money, money, money!
I wonder how much you got paid to prance around in a pair of seamless tights for an Italian hosiery company? At least, I think they’re Italian. Despite the English name, the copy on the Golden Lady website was definitely written in Italian.
Doesn’t matter, it was money well spent on their part. I had never heard of Golden Lady before they hired you to wear a pair of red pantyhose and hug an over-sized inflatable heart to your bare chest. And now, your video ad has definitely put them on the map. #GoodJob #RockYourLegs
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Ugh, do you guys know how easy you have it? Imagine having to get rid of your body hair… all of it… all the time. Taking a shower is a chore and a half when you have to shave your legs, your pits, and God knows what else. And then you have to make sure you exfoliate your skin so you don’t get ingrown hairs and you absolutely have to moisturize, because dragging a razor blade across skin does all sorts of damage.
Of course, this is to be repeated everyday if you want silky smooth skin. Stubble on legs just isn’t attractive. And I haven’t even covered half of the grooming process. I haven’t mentioned eyebrows, and lashes, and hair, and nails, and makeup, and, and, and it just never stops.
Am I giving you guys boners yet with all this lovely imagery?
I’m not trying to say it’s harder being a chick than it is being a dude (even though it clearly is), my point is that instead of being put off by the nitty gritty reality of it all, you guys should bow down and praise the ladies double time for all the effort they put in to giving ya’ll mighty erections.
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