I think the new drive-thru guy at the McDonald’s near my place has a crush on me. Yes, I eat at McDonald’s. Yes, I know it’s gross. Whatever. It’s the only place open late near my place and anyway, I like their fries. So yeah, the guy he’s new and he makes me uncomfortable. Mostly, because I’m shy and he looks at me like he wants to fuck me through a wall and I’m just not used to that kind of intensity when I’m getting a late night snack.
What does this have to do with Zoe Kravitz?! Abso-fucking-lutely nothing, I’m sure she doesn’t eat at McDonald’s. It’s not the place to go when you’re trying to be a model and an actress. Besides, she’s too cool to go eat at such a pedestrian establishment.
When you’re the daughter of Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz, I’m sure you only eat food that has been tended to by hispter gods. She’s a rich L.A. girl living in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, so you know she’s a hipster and hispters only like McDonald’s ironically. Whatever, I’m just glad hipsters aren’t against nudity.
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Everyone masturbates. You masturbate. I masturbate. Certainly the 50 million people who visit Pornhub everyday masturbate. But how often do they do it? Do you ever wish you could keep track of your own masturbation stats? And your friends too?
Well now there’s an easy masturbation tool right there in your pants. No, I’m not talking about your private parts I’m talking about your phone. See, an interesting app showed up on the Google Play store a while back called the Masturbation Calculator.
Fire up the app and hit the “I just masturbated” button whenever you do your business. The app takes care of the rest, building detailed information such as a graphical view of your masturbatory history. Sounds fun. Unless like me you kill your battery fast enough just checking Facebook 50 times a day. Imagine what running this app every 2 hours will do.
The most interesting part seems to be the leaderboard so you can compare progress with your internet friends. I think everyone remembers the classic episode of Seinfeld called “The Contest” in which Jerry and his friends challenge each other to see who can go the longest without masturbation. How handy would this app have been, assuming everyone has Kramer’s level of honesty.
Aside from the leaderboard you can also earn achievements – as if an orgasm isn’t enough reward. They range from “Superman Stamina” after you’ve done it 100 times, to “Are you even human?” if you can go 6 months without doing it. To give it a try yourself, you can download the app here. Now I’m off to grow my… stats.
Public orgasms are fascinating to me. In my mind, as twisted and dirty as it is, everyone is masturbating all over the place and I’m constantly walking on streets splattered with invisible jizz spots. It turns me on when ever I think about it.
But I’m a bit of an admitted cum slut, so there’s that.
I can usually come up with a way to have an orgasm in any situation, whether it’s behind closed doors or out and about in the middle of New York City. I’ve never really been caught (unless you count that one time that one of my blowjob boys found me knuckles deep in my own pussy while I was on my lunch break at my old job…but then he ended up getting sucked off too, so I don’t think it counts) so I guess that means I know what I’m doing? IDK…maybe.
You can pretty much guarantee that if I’ve slept over your house, or been alone in a room of your home for an extended period of time, I’ve masturbated. It’s not even the thrill of getting caught that drives me to flick my clit…it’s the knowledge that I WON’T be caught because I’m so slick.
I like secrets…and masturbation secrets are sometimes my favorites.
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Remember Rosie Mac? She’s Emilia Clarke’s body double on the fifth season of Games of Thrones and everyone went nuts over her for about five minutes a couple weeks ago, because “OMG she’s so pretty.” The hoopla didn’t last very long, but here she is making the headlines again for saying she’s going to remain a virgin until marriage.
Normally this wouldn’t be newsworthy, but it’s the fact that she qualified her virginity pledge by adding that her “high morals” are the reason the 18-year-old is going to avoid doing the horizontal mamba until she’s married.
I don’t have a problem with people not having sex or choosing to remain virgins until they are ready, I do, however, have a problem with the patriarchal idea that marriage suddenly makes sex okay, but that’s not even what’s pissing me off in this instance. It’s the tidbit about “high morals” that really gets to me.
I really don’t see what deciding to remain a virgin until marriage has to do with high morals. It implies that premarital sex is immoral and there’s nothing that gets my goat going as much as people who start preaching about morality and sexuality.
To top is all off, Rosie Mac hopes that her stance on premarital sex will help guide other young ladies and inspire them not to use their bodies to get ahead in life or their careers.
You know, because using your body to get ahead is so wrong. It takes a person of high morals and who is willing to not use their body or their sexuality to get what they want – like a husband and a modelling career – to make such an important and newsworthy decision as remaining a virgin until marriage.
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The PornhubTV crew recently caught up with Bridgette B at the 2015 AVN Awards. Bridgette B — who is actually more of a Bridgette Double D, was happy to take a break from entertaining fans and signing autographs to chat with host Kong and co-host Mia Lelani.
Bridgette is a gorgeous Spanish babe with fantastic huge tits, perfectly shaped nipples and a great ass to match. You can take one look and her and know she was made to be a pornstar. Originally from Barcelona, Spain she is often known as The Spanish Doll, but claims her pornstar name comes from Bridgette Bordeaux.
Bridgette was a real life sorority girl while she attended school at Kent University in Ohio. While there, she put her assets to work as a part-time stripper, which lead her into the adult industry. Since 2008 she has appeared in over 200 adult films with some of the industry’s biggest names. Despite her continuous popularity, she won the AVN Award in 2012 for the most Unsung Starlet.
In this episode of PornhubTV Bridgette opens up to Kong about her biggest fantasy brought to reality, and together, they invent a new sex position to replace scissoring. I won’t spoil the surprise, but it’s based on a WWE wrestling move inspired by Ric Flair. Check out the full interview below.
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