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1. The average amount of cum you’re shooting out at a time is only 3-5ml of fluid. That’s a measly half teaspoon on the low end.
2. Great taste, less filling. Cum is low on the caloric scale. Each ejaculate rates a low 5-7 calories. That’s approximately 36 loads of cum guzzling to equal the calories in a small McDonald’s fries.
3. There is a perfect gift for the cum guzzling whore in your life. Check out the Cooking With Cum cookbook. It’s not even a joke. It’s 61 pages of cum recipes from the Strawberry Splasharita to Semen Scallops.
4. Horst Schultz holds the record for shooting his semen the greatest height (12ft 4in) and for the greatest distance (18ft 9in).
5. That’s one chafed guy. The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16.
6. The speed at which your shooting out your cum is 28 miles per hour. If you haven’t cum in awhile set your girl up with a pair of goggles. Speeds can reach up to 43 miles if you haven’t gotten off recently. It’s all fun and games until you blind someone.
7. Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200.
8. Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000.
9. Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 10 gallons.
10. Semen makes women happy even when it’s not being pumped all over their faces. Who knew. A psychologist at the State University of New York led a study that found women who never used condoms with their partners scored happier on the Beck Depression Inventory (a standard assessment for mood) than those using condoms. Semen has mood-altering hormones that can be detected in women’s blood hours after being cream-pied.
