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Porn. Wet, salacious, illicit; tie me up, on my knees, open mouthed porn. Peeperz knows that it has to be good for us. Like acacia berries, Jameson for breakfast and brushing your teeth. Since we found out that masturbation is already good for you, it’s only natural to figure porn has to be too.
1. OPENS MINDS AND ORIFICES
Whatever smut level you’re at, porn is leaps and bounds ahead of you. Porn is to sex what Neil Armstrong is to travel plans. Porn moves, interprets and pushes boundaries of societal norms that make your kink on par with a teenage grinding session. No need to be ashamed of your latest fetish when 2 girls/1cup is next on the play list. Most of our nastiest and debauched fantasies are nothing on the grand scale.
2. IT’S HEALTHY FOR MEN
When men watch porn with at least one other man in a scene, their sperm count raises. Theory is something long winded about natural selection and competition.
Masturbation is a healthy tool for sex issues such as premature ejaculation or delayed ejaculation. Practice makes perfect! Obviously porn isn’t mandatory while getting off. But there is something about a splooge splattered JC Penney catalogue that reeks of sadness.
3. IT’S GOOD FOR WOMEN
Vanilla, sub, domme. Porn teaches women that they can be any and all of those. It shows women that their bedroom personality does not have to leak into their real world one. Own up to the side that wants to be led around on all fours or the dirty whore who leaves two men in a quivering pool of what-the-fuck-just-happened? Unleash whatever needs unleashing, then dress, apply that lipstick and get back to the regular nine to five.
4. HELPS THE ECONOMY
While numbers have dropped since the recession; the worldwide porn revenue was reportedly more than US$97.06 billion in 2006. This means jobs, which means spending, which means cash flow in the marketplace. That’s a whole lot of fucking.
5. DEFENDS FREE SPEECH
Not all in the adult industry are out there fighting the good fight; someone has to be busy with a cock in their mouth. But as a group they have something to be proud of. Between Larry Flint, Ron Jeremy and Candida Royalle we have some well spoken proponents on the side of what we should and shouldn’t be allowed to get off to.
Feel free to now add philanthropist to your resume. Doesn’t it make you all tingly knowing you’re doing something good for society when you get off?
