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One of the side-effects of working for a porn site is that we literally see porn everywhere – even when just sitting on the couch watching TV.
So we did what any porn enthusiast would do – we made a list of pornos we want to see our 5 favorite TV babes make.
1 – MILA KUNIS
Mila, Mila, Mila.
Ever since we first saw Mila Kunis play Jackie Burkhart on That ’70s Show, we haven’t been able to get her out of our minds!
Mila’s been busy turning us on in movies like Forgetting Sarah Marshall and even the shitty, Max Payne. Hell, even just hearing her voice as the socially-rejected Meg Griffin in Family Guy, all we can think about is how badly we want to see this vixen in a porn.
Even though it creeps us out that she’s been dating Macaulay Culkin for the past 8 years, we’d still pay a hefty price to be home alone with Mila Kunis.
Suggested Porno Title: That ’70s Whore
Not really Mila, but close enough & she has big breasts
2 – APRIL BOWLBY
You might not recognize the name April Bowlby, but most of us (yes – you too) have pleasured ourselves to this sexpot multiple times.
April is mainly known for her role as the dim-witted, yet so incredibly nut-worthy Kandi, from CBS’ Two And A Half Men.
If Alan Harper can get a hot piece of ass like Kandi, maybe there’s hope for other nerds… probably not, though.
Suggested Porno Title: Two And A Half Men
*What?… it works. 2 guys & a midget gangbanging Kandi… fuck yeah!
Say ahhhhh so we can put something in your mouth
3 – KALEY CUOCO
If it weren’t for this blonde bombshell, we probably would never have discovered CBS’ nerdastic sitcom, The Big Bang Theory.
In her earlier role as Bridget Hennessy on 8 Simple Rules, we kept checking her IMDB page to check when it would be okay to comment on her bang-ability without Chris Hansen suddenly appearing in our living room.
Now that she’s relevant again in her mid-20s, we can comfortably say – GIGGITY!
Suggested Porno Title: 8 Big Bangs With My Teenage Daughter
As hot as Britney Spears... before the shaved head
4 – EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI
By far, one of Canada’s best exports (please, take Celine Dion back), Emmanuelle Chriqui can be seen in her reoccuring role as Sloan McQuewick in porn-actress friendly, Entourage.
We need Emmanuelle to channel her slutty character from 100 Girls in her current gig:
Sidenote: 100 Girls also had a big-breasted Katherine Heigl playing a hot teen lesbian #FTW!
Now that you have those visuals in your mind… close your eyes and imagine Emmanuelle Chriqui & Katherine Heigl in a porn together. Now… imagine yourself in between them.
Oh fuck… I just came.
Suggested Porno Title: 100 Horny Girls
We dream of threesomes with Sloan every night
5- CHRISTINE HENDRICKS
Holy big melons Batman!
Definitely the curviest on our list, Christina Hendricks makes us hot & heavy during every episode of AMC’s Mad Men.
Her character, Joan Holloway, is the human form of Jessica Rabbit. Full lips, big breasts, small waist and big hips.. and let’s not forget that sultry voice of hers.
It’s not possible to watch her on Mad Men without touching yourself.
This buxom beauty would put porn’s top actresses to shame if she ever decided to grant our wish of filming a porn.
Suggested Porno Title: Ten Men… Gangbanging Joan
We'd pay anything to motorboat Christina's breasts
Do you agree with our picks? Who would you choose for your list?
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