5 TV Hotties We Want To See In Porn

by Bucky Beall on July 13, 2010

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One of the side-effects of working for a porn site is that we literally see porn everywhere – even when just sitting on the couch watching TV.

So we did what any porn enthusiast would do – we made a list of pornos we want to see our 5 favorite TV babes make.

1 – MILA KUNIS

Mila Kunis bedroom eyes

Mila, Mila, Mila.

Ever since we first saw Mila Kunis play Jackie Burkhart on That ’70s Show, we haven’t been able to get her out of our minds!

Mila’s been busy turning us on in movies like Forgetting Sarah Marshall and even the shitty, Max Payne. Hell, even just hearing her voice as the socially-rejected Meg Griffin in Family Guy, all we can think about is how badly we want to see this vixen in a porn.

Even though it creeps us out that she’s been dating Macaulay Culkin for the past 8 years, we’d still pay a hefty price to be home alone with Mila Kunis.

Suggested Porno Title: That ’70s Whore

Mila Kunis look-alike

Not really Mila, but close enough & she has big breasts

2 – APRIL BOWLBY

April Bowlby's Kandi Bottom

You might not recognize the name April Bowlby, but most of us (yes – you too) have pleasured ourselves to this sexpot multiple times.

April is mainly known for her role as the dim-witted, yet so incredibly nut-worthy Kandi, from CBS’ Two And A Half Men.

If Alan Harper can get a hot piece of ass like Kandi, maybe there’s hope for other nerds… probably not, though.

Suggested Porno Title: Two And A Half Men

*What?… it works. 2 guys & a midget gangbanging Kandi… fuck yeah!

Two And A Half Men's sexpot, Kandi

Say ahhhhh so we can put something in your mouth

3 – KALEY CUOCO

Big Bang-able Kaley Cuoco

If it weren’t for this blonde bombshell, we probably would never have discovered CBS’ nerdastic sitcom, The Big Bang Theory.

In her earlier role as Bridget Hennessy on 8 Simple Rules, we kept checking her IMDB page to check when it would be okay to comment on her bang-ability without Chris Hansen suddenly appearing in our living room.

Now that she’s relevant again in her mid-20s, we can comfortably say – GIGGITY!

Suggested Porno Title: 8 Big Bangs With My Teenage Daughter

Kaley-Cuoco cleavage

As hot as Britney Spears... before the shaved head

4 – EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI

Emmanuelle Chriqui looking as fuckable as ever

By far, one of Canada’s best exports (please, take Celine Dion back), Emmanuelle Chriqui can be seen in her reoccuring role as Sloan McQuewick in porn-actress friendly, Entourage.

We need Emmanuelle to channel her slutty character from 100 Girls in her current gig:

Sidenote: 100 Girls also had a big-breasted Katherine Heigl playing a hot teen lesbian #FTW!

Now that you have those visuals in your mind… close your eyes and imagine Emmanuelle Chriqui & Katherine Heigl in a porn together. Now… imagine yourself in between them.

Oh fuck… I just came.

Suggested Porno Title: 100 Horny Girls

Emmanuelle Chriqui waiting in bed

We dream of threesomes with Sloan every night

5- CHRISTINE HENDRICKS

Christina Hendricks' juicy melons

Holy big melons Batman!

Definitely the curviest on our list, Christina Hendricks makes us hot & heavy during every episode of AMC’s Mad Men.

Her character, Joan Holloway, is the human form of Jessica Rabbit. Full lips, big breasts, small waist and big hips..  and let’s not forget that sultry voice of hers.

It’s not possible to watch her on Mad Men without touching yourself.

This buxom beauty would put porn’s top actresses to shame if she ever decided to grant our wish of filming a porn.

Suggested Porno Title: Ten Men… Gangbanging Joan

Christina Hendricks' massive rack

We'd pay anything to motorboat Christina's breasts

Do you agree with our picks? Who would you choose for your list?

  • Mark

    How could miss out Kristen Kruek ??? or Laura Vandervoort ?!?!?!?

  • Mark

    How could miss out Kristen Kruek ??? or Laura Vandervoort ?!?!?!?

  • TrueBluePB

    Wow picked like the top 5 I would have gone for also, really wish Mila Kunis did but they had that 70s Show XXX Parody and Missy Stone did a good job.

  • TrueBluePB

    Wow picked like the top 5 I would have gone for also, really wish Mila Kunis did but they had that 70s Show XXX Parody and Missy Stone did a good job.

  • jason

    the closest your gonna get to mila kunis in a porn is after lesbian scene in the movie after sex.

  • jason

    the closest your gonna get to mila kunis in a porn is after lesbian scene in the movie after sex.

  • Joe

    SOFIA VERGARA!!!!

  • Joe

    SOFIA VERGARA!!!!

  • Wendel

    No top 5 is ever going to please everyone, but you sure came close with this one.
    I have to agree with all your choices. I would have picked a few others, but would not miss YOUR selection.

    Good job.

  • Wendel

    No top 5 is ever going to please everyone, but you sure came close with this one.
    I have to agree with all your choices. I would have picked a few others, but would not miss YOUR selection.

    Good job.

  • Allan

    Just for sheer sexiness:
    1) Jeri Ryan
    2) Jolene Blalock
    3) Lynda Carter
    4) Katherine Heigl
    5) Demi Moore
    Agree or disagree they are all sexy in my book

  • Allan

    Just for sheer sexiness:
    1) Jeri Ryan
    2) Jolene Blalock
    3) Lynda Carter
    4) Katherine Heigl
    5) Demi Moore
    Agree or disagree they are all sexy in my book

  • Allan

    6) Sofia Vergara
    7) Salma Hayek
    8) Dolly Parton
    9) Mariska Hargitay
    10) Cote De Pablo
    More Sexy Females – my top ten

  • Allan

    6) Sofia Vergara
    7) Salma Hayek
    8) Dolly Parton
    9) Mariska Hargitay
    10) Cote De Pablo
    More Sexy Females – my top ten

  • Woody

    @Mark – They were on my list too, but I had to make a few cuts to keep it at 5. Good taste!!

    @TrueBluePB – Yeah, Missy Stone did good in the parody. I think Mila Kunis is on almost everybody’s Top 5 or Top 10. She’s TOO HOT!

    @jason – Yes!! That scene with Mila Kunis and Zoe Saldana is one of the hottest scenes. They’re both smokin hot. We need 2 lookalikes to get that porn parody made!

    @Joe – I forgot Sofia Vergara was on TV now. Good pick!! That chick would make HOT fuckin porn!!

    @Wendel – Thanks. Yeah, it was tough making the final cut for the Top 5. I’ll likely make a few more similar ones in the future.

    @Allan – Great choices, I agree with all of them!! I’d like to see them in some hot porn!

  • Woody

    @Mark – They were on my list too, but I had to make a few cuts to keep it at 5. Good taste!!

    @TrueBluePB – Yeah, Missy Stone did good in the parody. I think Mila Kunis is on almost everybody’s Top 5 or Top 10. She’s TOO HOT!

    @jason – Yes!! That scene with Mila Kunis and Zoe Saldana is one of the hottest scenes. They’re both smokin hot. We need 2 lookalikes to get that porn parody made!

    @Joe – I forgot Sofia Vergara was on TV now. Good pick!! That chick would make HOT fuckin porn!!

    @Wendel – Thanks. Yeah, it was tough making the final cut for the Top 5. I’ll likely make a few more similar ones in the future.

    @Allan – Great choices, I agree with all of them!! I’d like to see them in some hot porn!

  • mark_mean

    who the mila kunis look-a-like??

  • mark_mean

    who the mila kunis look-a-like??

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