Last week we brought you the first part of our 7 Pornstar Celebrity Lookalikes and now we have 7 more to fantasize, drool and masturbate to. Why is it not surprising that Heidi Montag has a pornstar doppelganger? We just had to throw in a picture of Fabio and Evan Wood (above, in case you didn’t notice). But nothing more needs to be said.
LADY GAGA vs JESSICA LYNN
If you’re on the fence as to whether you find Lady Gaga sexy or not, gazing into her pornstar twin, Jessica Lynn’s, tight pink pussy might change your mind. Though I’ve only seen bits and pieces of Gaga’s actual pussy I’d like to imagine the real thing is as desirable as Jessica’s.
HEIDI MONTAG vs JAZY BERLIN
Though I have a -4% desire to watch Heidi Montag having sex it’s nice to know that if I ever get the urge there is Jazy Berlin. Though unnatural in her own right I’m sure she’s at least had 10 less surgeries then Heidi. Jazy 1 Heidi 0.
CHRISTINA AUGUILERA VS KRYSTAL STEAL
Why does it not surprise me that Christina has a pornstar twin? I have a feeling that it’s not only the platinum blonde hair, mega tan, uber makeup and fake titties that these too have in common. My spider senses tell me both women also have equal experience in dodging cumshots.
LUCY LIU vs ASA AKIRA
Though Asa Akira is years younger than Lucy they both have a sexy, exotic look. While I had assumed that Asa was the sexier of the two I changed my mind after I discovered Lucy played accordion AND claimed her pussy is slit in a very special way in a Playboy interview. Maybe getting nominated for an Emmy is SEXIER than getting nominated for an AVN award. Like whoa.
TYRA BANKS vs TYRA BANXXX
When the actual Tyra Banks saw lookalike Tyra Banxx on a magazine cover she actually thought someone had cut and pasted her head onto another woman’s body! The real Tyra invited Ms. Banxxx on her show to let her know she should “quit the business and find a respectable job”. Tyra Banxxx STILL works in the industry and refuses to change her name. Oh well, more pussy for me.
AMY WINEHOUSE vs MYA NICOLE
Though Amy Winehouse may not have it together she’s still got a great voice, her own style and is anything but vanilla. I was pretty excited when a friend told me about her tattoo clad porny look alike Mya Nicole. Similar to Amy in real life, Mya seems to know just what she wants on film. If you’re into that gritty and unrefined look perhaps Ms.Nichole is the Pornstar for you.
JENNIFER LOPEZ vs SKY LOPEZ
It’s pretty clear that Sky Lopez knows who she looks like. The resemblance between JLo and Sky is impressive. Sky retired from the industry in 2005 to become a hip-hop artist under the name Sky “Spring Break” Lopez and has claimed to have become a devout Christian. Hmmmmmm.