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While I was gathering porno intel for this week’s Fap Along, I came across a retired pornstar that I had to share with you Peepz. Amile Waters was in the adult industry from 2007 till her retirement in 2014. She is a Cuban born Ebony goddess with a fantastic smile and a hell of an ass. Her name can be found in the credits of just about 100 different movies.

Her clips are so sexy that it was a bit difficult for me to keep my hands off my pussy and on my keyboard to actually write this up. I’m probably going to have to spray my laptop down with some antibacterial cleaner after I’m done, but when you get through this list of clips, you’ll be right there with me.

You ready? Let’s fap!

This was the video that made me start pumping PorhHub for more of Ms. Waters. She’s fucking Suckable with a double sided dildo. One end is in her partner’s pussy, the other side is deep in her throat. It’s amazing to watch her breath control as she slowly slides the fake dick in and out of Suckable’s snatch.



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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

When it comes to product recalls, there have been many over the years that were no cause for concern on my part.

The recent recall of Mikesell’s Nacho Cheese Tortilla Chips due to the possibility they could be infected with salmonella, for example, never registered on my radar, despite my affection for anything which can be legitimately marketed under the description of “chip.” And while there’s almost nothing I like more than reclining in a big, cozy chair, fortunately I have yet to obtain one which occasionally imparts an unintended electric shock to its occupant.

When I spotted a headline about a vibrator recall, on the other hand, I immediately understood the need to pay close attention – and to double-check a few brand names on some household items around here, if you catch my drift.

The Vibrator I Want: One Which Doesn’t Require ‘Prolonged Use’
I’m a busy person (well…. not really, but it sounds good as a sentence-starter so let’s just roll with it, shall we?), so I’m always on the lookout for things which can improve my efficiency, like recipes for quickly-made dinners, shoes which can make my feet hurt without having to walk long distances first and men who have the sense to just agree with me without all that arguing about whether driving due west from my house is the best way to get to the airport which is (sure, technically) located about 20 miles south of my place.

One thing I’ve never found, however, is a vibrator which can get the job done faster than the very first one I ever laid hands on. Oh sure, I’ve read about vibrators which are supposed to take me to the promise land on the erogenous zone express bus, and I’ve tried ones with names which certainly imply near-Superman speed, but in my experience, good things of orgasmic sort only come to those who are willing to wait.

The reason I bring up the matter of efficiency is from what I’ve read, the problem behind the recall of the Black Power Wand revolve around the tendency of wires near the base to become exposed “over a period of prolonged use” – and I’m having trouble imaging any other way of using the device.

This might need some explaining for the menfolk reading this post, so the rest of you, just indulge me for a moment.

You see gents, all those exciting scenes from your favorite porn movies notwithstanding, most of us ladies don’t immediately start climaxing as soon as our clitoris is exposed to oxygen. In fact, let’s say you want to elicit more than a few shortened, shallow breaths as a response to your cunnilingual efforts, you’d better be prepared to be down there for more than the average of eleven seconds of male-on-female oral sex depicted in a lot of mainstream hetero porn.

Yes, I know: Some women can reach orgasm very quickly. I know this because I have a friend or two who have irritated me severely with excruciatingly detailed descriptions of their rapidly-achieved, seemingly endless streams of multiple orgasms. But just because I (grudgingly) concede the existence of such women doesn’t mean I have to like it.

None of this has anything to do with the Black Power Wand, of course (a device which, by all rights, really ought to be shaped like fist) or the recall thereof, but does satisfy my need to bitch about the unfairness of life, which is why I got into writing in the first place.

Any Chance This ‘Sex Ghost’ Is Available On Demand?
The other recent sex-news item from the U.K. which caught my eye is a lot more intriguing than a product recall: It’s about a “sex ghost.”

According to Kadeena Cox, a paralympian taking part in a reality TV show called “The Jump,” she was violated by a ghost, which was “going in and out of her.”

While I have no desire to be penetrated by an uninvited ghost, if this sex ghost is willing and able to perform on demand, I’d be more than happy to have him haunting my pantry, or toolshed, or wherever it is sex ghosts like to hang out. Such a ghoul could really come in handy on those nights when a certain male resident of my household is too tired after work, or too full after dinner, or too depressed after watching the nightly news, or otherwise uninterested in fulfilling his only real, valid purpose on this earth husbandly duties.

Calico Rudasil is a (@ssshforwomen) columnist and Sssh will be on Peeperz for fun times again in the near future, meanwhile why not check us out:


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The winner here is Irina Shayk. The women is stupid gorgeous, you know, so gorgeous that looking at her renders you stupid.

There are other models in these “Unseen Images” by Sante D’Orazio, but they all pale in comparison to Shayk. The women is resplendent. I don’t know when these pictures where taken, but I like to imagine she had just gotten impregnated by Bradley Cooper and the fact that his seed was beginning to take root in her womb made her look at the camera like a lioness on the Sahara desert trying to protect her young.

That’s right, Irina is pregnant with Bradley Cooper’s child. They haven’t officially confirmed the pregnancy yet, but pictures don’t lie.

Okay, pictures definitely lie, but in this case they’re right on the money. Irina Shayk and Bradley Cooper are with child and I for one hope. to. god. they do a pregnancy photoshoot. A pregnancy photoshoot where Irina is wearing next to nothing… or, better yet, nothing.



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In this day and age news is on a 24 hour cycle. If it happened last week it’s already old news, so I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, 2015 IS OLD ENOUGH FOR A THROW BACK. I DO WHAT I WANT. OKAY. Okay.

I’m glad that’s settled and we’ve come to an agreement. I wouldn’t want you Peepz to miss out on this Plastik Magazine photoshoot featuring Miley Cyrus and her pubes.

Ahhhh, it’s been a while and I almost forgot how much I like Miley’s tight little body. I know Miley can be a polarizing figure around these parts, but you all gotta admit she looks good naked.

I kind of envy Liam-what’s-his-face, because he has access to Miley’s womb room on the regular.

Speaking of the womb room, I kind of want to give my bedroom door a makeover. Who needs a proper door when you can have a vadge? Next step is covering my entire room in plush pink carpeting, because that is the most vagina room I can imagine.

Vagina. Vagina, vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina. Vagina. Vagina, vagina, vagina. Vagina. Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina. Vagina, vagina. Vagina, vagina, vagina. Vagina.

I hope Miley Cyrus pulls a Kate Moss and stays forever naked in magazines for as long as magazines exist. Come to think of it, they have similar body types. Small, tight bodies that do not quit!



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Phillips was reasonably upset because she had a lot on the line. Her bet was for the fifth-ever Team BJ, a semi-regular event where porn stars choose a public competition and bet the house—the house being all a blowjob for everyone who follows the stars on Twitter. It’s been done for the World Cup, the NBA playoffs, and as a last-ditch effort to swing the vote for Hillary Clinton.


I know what you are thinking: They’re not really gonna blow 500,00 people. This was all a PR stunt, right?

Nope. The event is taking place on March 15 in Las Vegas, and anyone who follows the two on Twitter is welcome. Willing participants will need to take an STD test in the week leading up to the event, but that’s about it. More so, the two are embracing the massive potential turnout.

“I don’t care how many dicks show up,” said Valentina. “If [500,000 dicks] show up, we [will] spread the event over several days.”

While the name of event implies Team BJ is only for men, Valentina and Phillips want women to know they welcome. In fact, they’re encouraged.


That is a lot of blowjobs.



The Only Sexy Lap Dance Tricks You’ll Ever Need!

February 22, 2017
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Valentine’s Day has come and gone, but that doesn’t mean that you have to stop giving your man lap dances. Yes, that’s right. I said “your man,” it could be “your woman” or “your person of fluid gender” it doesn’t really matter. What matters here is that that person is “yours” and that you calls […]

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Last Week On Insta: Nicki Minaj, Gina Valentina, & +++

February 22, 2017
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I’m usually not crazy about Nina Agdal. She’s pretty enough, but she doesn’t really do anything for me. Attraction is difficult to pin down. Leo DiCaprio is pretty smitten with the blonde Victoria’s Secret model, however, so I’m sure she’s not crying herself to sleep due to lack of interest from yours truly. That said, […]

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Kate Upton Graces The Cover Of Sports Illustrated Once Again

February 21, 2017
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Is this a Kate Upton comeback?! She’s on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, which is how she rose to fame in the first place. I feel like this is a good omen. Plus, she looks goood. The covers aren’t my favorite, though. I really like the pics where she’s lying on the […]

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Pulse AKA “The Guybrator™” Is The New Sex Toy Everyone Needs

February 20, 2017
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When it comes to sex toys I feel like dudes or people with penises get the short end of the stick. No, that is not a short dick joke. Well, maybe. It’s a little joke. A little dick joke. Laugh all you want, but it’s true. I dare you to name more than one sex […]

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Bella Hadid Nipples So You’ll Take Her Modelling Seriously

February 20, 2017
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There’s no denying that Kendall, Kylie, Ireland, Hailey, Gigi, and Bella – you know, the children of famous people – are all gorgeous as fuck, but would these people have modelling careers if they had just walked off the street and into a modelling agency? *Do people still do that? Walk into a modelling agency […]

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