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Just the other day I was wondering what the hell happened to Miley Cyrus and all of a sudden she’s all over the place again, with a couple new interviews, a new photoshoot, a new single, a new music video, and a new look.

I’m here to tell you, Miley Cryus is back to her country roots!

She’s growing out her fake blonde hair too, as you’ll see (if you watch the video) her roots are literally back in all their brown glory.

I don’t know if this is due to the fact that’s she’s back with Liam Hemsworth or if it’s because she’s getting older (yeah, because at 24-years-old you’re definitely old and wise) and more secure in her own skin, but she has definitely ditched the in-your-face-sexual-bravado and hip hop persona for a more mellow country girl kind of vibe.

I’ve seen a lot of think pieces spring up about Miley’s appropriation of black culture and how this new album and her new image just go to show that her whole hip hop phase was just a shtick to make money and that she was never invested in black culture in the first place, but merely used it as a costume and they’re probably not wrong, but I can’t bring myself to be truly outraged.

Maybe that makes me a bad ally, but as a kid I went through so many different changes in style that I can’t begin to blame- Ah, fuck it. Kid is clearly kind of clueless and someone should tell her that dreads are a no go for white people. Fucking, hippies.

*Grumpy, grump, grump.*

That said, Miley Cyrus is kind of my guilty pleasure and she looks good prancing around on a beach in bikini bottoms and a tiny sweater.

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Post image for Does Marisa Papen Have A Tattoo Under Her Foot?

Every time* I see a photoshoot of Marisa Papen she’s strolling about some magical wild kingdom (mostly, Hawaii) in the nude like some damn lady of the woods who is about to take over the world one titty picture at a time and it works. I love what Marisa is about.

I dig the whole nudity as an expression of freedom shtick and her whole back to nature part of the island vibe. That’s why I was a little astounded when I first saw this photoshoot for Insomnia Magazine. Not only is Papen wearing pants in one of these pictures, but she’s also indoors.

Pretty sure that’s a first on both counts.

Okay, they’re lace pants, so not exactly off brand, but the whole indoors thing is throwing me for a loop. And if all that wasn’t enough to destabilize my image of Papen, I noticed what looks like a tattoo on the bottom of one of her feet. Am I seeing things or can you see a tattoo on the sole of her left foot in picture number two?

Seriously, I feel like this is a mystery for the ages. I tried Googling my query, but came up empty handed. What say you Peepz, is that a tattoo a la Cara Delevingne (Cara has “Bacon…” tattooed under one of her feet) or is this just a dirt smudge?

Oh yeah, and there’s nudity too. I guess that’s important.

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Post image for Last Week On Insta: Cherry Sinatra, Kendra Sunderland & +++

I’ve got to stop scrolling through Instagram. Some days I have a hard time finding pics that speak to me, but today I was finding one good after another. I can’t make this post too long, though, so I had to cut myself off.

@cherrysinatra for @her.sins Prohibition: A Cannabis Cabaret!! #austinburlesque #austinphotographer

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Cherry Sinatra is my dreams.

Happy #wakeandbake bitches 😜 #girls #smoke #weed #marijuana #bikini #throwback

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Post image for Feel Lucky, Neighbors; It Could Have Been Phish

Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

During my college days and about the next 10 years which followed them, I moved around a lot. Along the way, I had more than one Neighbor from Hell.

These nightmares next door ranged from a lovely couple who liked to smoke crack in the afternoon as a prelude to spending the evening beating each other with various blunt instruments, to a fellow who liked to loudly paw through my trash bin at first light every Thursday morning (in search of what, God only knows) before the garbage truck appeared to cart off the refuse.

While he was hardly the most objectionable in other ways, perhaps the most irritating of my neighbors was a dreadlocked young fellow who had a real thing for “jam band” music – which would be fine, except he appeared unable to listen to groups like Phish or Widespread Panic at anything less than the absolute maximum volume his high-wattage home stereo system could support.

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Post image for Kylie Jenner Is A “Weird Science” Experiment!

If the classic movie Weird Science was released today instead of back in 1985 you can bet your ass the “perfect” woman would look a lot more like Kylie Jenner than Kelly Lebrock.

It was never clear to me how two nerds in the ’80s were able to create the woman of their dreams using a computer. Convenient power surge or not the science behind that was bogus, but at least it led to some funny hijick and sexy scenes with Lisa.

What would you little maniacs like to do first?

Tall, leggy, beauty Kelly Lebrock is one hell of a good looking woman, but let’s be honest if two nerds got together in this day and age to create the “perfect” woman she would have an ass like Kylie Jenner.

Kylie already looks like she was created in a lab: fake hair, fake nails, fake lashes, fake lips, fake ass, fake tits, and that’s just the obvious ones. I don’t know if there’s anything actually real about this woman. At first I found that whole plastic aesthetic kind of fascinating, but now I’m just bored.

Scott Disick is my favorite Kardashian.

Apparently, Lord Disick is dating Bella Thorne these days and that’s only the second most disturbing thing I’ve heard today.

That ass is Juicy though.

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Susan (1977)

May 18, 2017
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Oh man, the past was so great! This photoshoot is how you do Halloween. Don’t fuck around, just dress a woman up as a sexy scarecrow and call it a day. Don’t forget to finish the night off by taking a sponge bath in an old timey washing tub by the light of your oil […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Angelina Valentine Gets You Through The Week

May 17, 2017
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Angelina Valentine is one of the baddest bitches in porn. I used to watch a lot of her “Hot & Mean” scenes back when I had a Brazzers membership. If you’ve never watched “Hot & Mean” I recommend those scenes in particular, especially if you like watching lesbians teach each other harsh lessons about life. […]

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Sex News: What Women Want, KFC Romance, & Nunsploitation

May 16, 2017
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Mel Gibson was the not the right person to star in a movie about what women want. What Women Really Want When it Comes to Porn; a YouPorn Survey (YouPorn World) Of the more than 24,000 women that were surveyed 76% are considered millennial women (18-34 yrs of age), 57% consider themselves “heterosexual” and 32% […]

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Masturbation Roll

May 15, 2017
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Kylie Jenner is a Garbage Muppet Freak of Nature – DrunkenStepfather Milana Vayntrub Partying With Her Tits Out – CelebJihad Bella Thorne Sexy Ass Swimsuit – CelebSpank Joanna Krupa Braless in her Tight Dress – TaxiDriverMovie Alicia Arden and Ana Braga Eat Ice Cream! […]

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Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Anna Bell Peaks?

May 15, 2017
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Anna Bell Peaks made a good choice when it comes to her performer name. “Bell Peaks” is definitely evocative of the pornstar’s huge fake tits! Anna’s boobs are the best of both world’s, before she got surgery she already had big boobs, so her enhanced tits don’t appear too fake. You can easily recognize Anna […]

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