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Is it too soon? Is this totally déclassé? Probably. But, and bear with me here, doing a Throw Back Thursday featuring Carrie Fisher after she just died isn’t a totally gross way to capitalize on her untimely demise, but rather it’s a way to celebrate her beauty, her charm, and her wit in a time of sorrow.

I was too young when this issue of Rolling Stone came out and for some reason, despite being an avid Star Wars fan, I had never seen these pictures of Carrie Fisher before today and I must say: “Dayum!

These pics of Carrie Fisher are funny, irreverent, and sexy, which is basically my favorite combination. The fact that she’s frolicking on the beach with Darth Vader, as well as an Ewok, and a Gamorrean is just the icing on the fucking brilliant sundae!

Pictures eight, nine, and ten are currently giving me life. As much fun as it is to see Carrie Fisher jump into Darth Vader’s arms, I much prefer those three pictures of her in the water. It’s those spontaneous open-mouthed smiles that are stoking the fires. She just looks so happy and full of life that I find myself falling in love with her just a little.

Carrie Fisher will be missed. May she rest in peace.

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Post image for GIF Day: Samantha Bentley Gets You Through The Week

Samantha Bentley is one of those people that look really different from scene to scene or depending on whether you’re looking at a moving picture or a still. For some of these GIFs I wasn’t even sure if it was the same person.

There was one or two GIFs I didn’t post, because of that very reason. In the end, however, the tits give it away. A girl can change her style and her hair color, but the tits don’t lie.

I mean, unless someone gets a boob job then it gets trickier. My theory isn’t foolproof, okay! But I standby it nonetheless. I’m stubborn that way. I’ll stick to something even though I know I’m wrong. Just like all the people who voted for Trump. They knew they were wrong, but they were so hardheaded they went ahead and did it anyway.

You may recognize Samantha Bentley, the UK pornstar, from her appearances on Game of Thrones. She played a prostitute in seasons four and five. A pretty cool addition to anyone’s resume, I guess. I mean, who hasn’t played a prostitute on Game of Thrones? Amirite.

Bentley’s Instagram is a must see. It contains so many pictures that make me drool, it also allows me to keep track of Samantha’s other ventures, like DJing and writing. Oh and yoga. She’s also a yoga teacher. How she finds the time I have no idea.

Into the blue 📷 @sammiswar

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Those eyes. 

20.

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Post image for Sex News: Donald Trump Golden Shower Edition

I did it again. I masturbated in the hot tub at the gym. I should really stop it… one of these days someone is going to see me on the security feed and I’ll be barred from ever working out again.

The dossier, which is a collection of memos written over a period of months, includes specific, unverified, and potentially unverifiable allegations of contact between Trump aides and Russian operatives, and graphic claims of sexual acts documented by the Russians. BuzzFeed News reporters in the US and Europe have been investigating various alleged facts in the dossier but have not verified or falsified them. CNN reported Tuesday that a two-page synopsis of the report was given to President Obama and Trump.

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Post image for Wait, What? Love Magazine Is Still Doing Advent? END IT!

Love Magazine puts out a series of sexy videos every year as an advent calendar. The calendar used to end on Christmas, but then they started ending it on New Year’s Day for what I’m assuming are PC reasons. Now, it seems they WILL NEVER STOP.

Only they did stop, sometime in mid-January, because that date makes all the sense. Whatever, I don’t care (EXCEPT I DO CARE, BECAUSE THIS IS HORSESHIT). My outrage is somewhat mollified, because this prolonged advent means that we get a video of Kate Upton and a bonus video of Daisy Lowe. Oh and Sistine Stallone who I’m assuming is the daughter of Sylvester Stallone, but I’m too lazy to Google that shit and verify.

Bonus Daisy Lowe is the one I really care about here, because she’s once again proving that brunettes are magical. That swimsuit, yummy. Not surprised it’s from Agent Provocateur. That smile, though, is what really kills me. Oh and those boobs and that ass too, of course, but watching Daisy smile while taking a bath is as close to witnessing perfection as I’ll ever come.

I’m pretty happy to see Kate Upton do something that is somewhat relevant. I say somewhat, because Love Advent is slowly committing suicide. Kate’s video was fun, though. I liked watching her be silly.

P.S. Sistine Stallone IS Sylvester Stallone’s daughter. Apparently, he only fathers goddesses.

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Sistine and her sisters. 

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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on January 16, 2017

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Maitland Ward Naked and Porning Out – DrunkenStepfather

Olga Kurylenko Nude Scenes From “Hitman” – CelebJihad

Selena Gomez Hot Black Dress Bumping – CelebSpank

Kate Upton Areola Peek in See Through Lace Bra – TaxiDriverMovie

Ariel Winter in a Red and Sheer Top! – The Nip Slip

Selena Gomez Shows Off ‘Ass Shaped Like Selena’ – Smoking Section

Elizabeth Marxs Down by the River! – BoobieBlog

Joanna Krupa – At Catch LA in West Hollywood – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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Last Week On Insta: Keisha Grey, Nadine, Abigayle Rockette & +++

January 16, 2017
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I just got back from a Johnny Sins Instagram session. I totally got lost there for a second. Johnny and Kissa lead a somewhat charmed life. Every time I check out their feeds I want to move to Hawaii, because why not? Hawaii must have jobs, right? Okay, so I just got back from another […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Ingrid Mouth?

January 16, 2017
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I came across Ingrid Mouth when I was looking through GIFs of Lily Cade. I noticed this girl with wild curly hair and I had to know who she was. Luckily, the GIF in question was properly labelled and I didn’t have to look too far. She’s a model, a porn star, and an illustrator. […]

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Kissa Sins Answers The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire!

January 15, 2017
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Every time a famous person responds to one of my Twitter DMs I get pretty excited. Also, surprised, because if it were me I would definitely ignore The People. I would also refer to myself in the third person and use the royal “we” at the most inappropriate times. Kissa Sins, however, is a sweet […]

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Sex is on the Agenda

January 14, 2017
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When I was younger, getting laid was my top priority. I’d spend my days in the office scouring Craig’s List on the DL to set up my sex session for the evening. If I didn’t have a new sex adventure planned before I punched out, I’d get in touch with one of my standby dicks […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Gym Sex

January 14, 2017
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Are you Peepz going to the gym? It’s the whole “New Year New You” nonsense that has made my tiny, intimate fit club filled to the brim with hottie housewives that are looking to knock a few pounds of holiday goodies off of their back end. It’s kind of annoying, but it happens every year […]

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