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I thought Lip Sync Battle was a skit on the Jimmy Fallon show, but I guess it’s a whole show on Spike TV now. Based on an idea by Stephen Merchant and John Krasinski, in which celebrities battle each other through the gift of song – wait, I mean, through the gift of lip syncing – Lip Sync Battle is hosted by LL Cool J, featuring Chrissy Teigen as eye candy.

The latest battle is between Kate Upton and Ricky Martin and the preview is to die for.

I have no idea what Ricky Martin is going to be lip syncing, because who cares, it’s all about the fact that Kate Upton is going to do a rendition of Britney’s number one hit, Baby One More Time, and that fact is everything that has ever mattered in the world.

Kate Upton’s Britney swagger is on point! The costume is perfect, especially the exaggerated cleavage. If I remember the original video correctly, Britney wore her shirt pretty much buttoned up.

So naughty.

Nope, I was wrong. I remembered that totally wrong. Kate’s Britney costume is actually spot on. Down to the purple bra. It’s just that Kate’s boobs are so damn voluptuous that she outdoes Britney. The original Baby One More Time did absolutely nothing for me when it first came out. This Kate Upton rendition, however, is doing all sorts of things for me south of the border.

P.S. Ashley Simpson should do a battle with Jessica Simpson where they have to lip sync each other’s songs AND their own songs.

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Coachella happened, which means the internet is flush with pictures of hot young celebrities wearing culturally inappropriate clothing and/or very little clothing at all. I think the no clothing at all is the safer bet. When you don’t understand what cultural appropriation means, it’s best to avoid all iffy “festival” wardrobe choices and just go naked. At least that way you can be a hundred percent sure you won’t offend anyone.

I don’t know what Tove Lo wore as a festival goer, but when she was on stage she managed to avoid all Coachella cultural appropriation tropes. She didn’t wear any headbands, I don’t see any feathers, and there is not one bindi dot in sight. All I see are tits, which are definitely a Coachella staple, just not one of the racist ones.

Tove’s lastest album, Lady Wood, is all about that pussy power, so obviously there’s a large vagina hanging out at the back of the stage. It’s a light-cut-out-something-or-other that looks exactly like Tove’s pussy tattoo. It’s cool. I get it. I’ve been all about that pussy power from way back when before it was a trend.

The only reason I mention that I liked something before it became a trend is so you know I’m cool. I want that to be clear. I’m definitely cool. I was flashing my tits at random people on the street since before any of these #freethenipple Instagram celebrities ever heard of Coachella. I’m cool as ice, baby. And you better remember it.

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Jezabel Vessir, the cam model turned pornstar, is known for her big natural tits. They’re quite spectacular, a conclusion I’m sure you’ll come to on your own as soon as you set eyes on the photo gallery I put together for you Peepz.

See what I mean? SPECTACULAR.

I don’t know much about this stunning beauty, because the only interview I found is a podcast and I ain’t got time for that ish. Podcasts are loooong and I’m not about to pay for one of her cam shows just so I can find out some personal info on this chick.

Who wants to pay when there’s Pornhub?

Of the few facts I’ve managed to track down here and there, I can tell you that she was born in Colorado in 1990, which makes her 26 or 27 depending on the exact date on which she was born. Growing up she was a computer nerd and considered herself kind of an ugly duckling, which is WOW, because look at her!

Jezabel is educated, but turned to sex work to satisfy her intense sex drive. Initially, she started doing porn to grow her cam brand, but it turns out her pussy is fire! So, for the moment she’s focusing on her porn career, because, frankly, her fans would probably riot is she decided to go back to a solo camming career.

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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on April 23, 2017

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Demi Lovato Titty Bikini of the Day – DrunkenStepfather

Miley Cyrus Topless Photos Compilation – CelebJihad

Emma Roberts Sexier Than Ever – CelebSpank

Ireland Baldwin Nip Slip Out the Beach – TaxiDriverMovie

Tove Lo Flashes Boobs at Coachella! – The Nip Slip

Selena Gomez And The Weeknd Did Not Shy Away From PDA At Coachella – Smoking Section

Angela White is Naked in a Car! – BoobieBlog

Molly Stewart – For Your Eyes Only – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

Follow Peeperz on Twitter! – We rock the tweets, join the party

 

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Post image for Adriana Lima Loves Eating Chocolate In The Shower

For the record eating chocolate in the shower is super gross. I was so memorized by Adriana’s sexiness that when she took that bite out of the chocolate bunny I was shocked and for a second I thought it was a shower turd. You know, like a pool turd. You’ve seen Caddyshack. I know you know what I mean.

If you haven’t seen Caddyshack, I’ve got one thing to say to you: What the hell are you doing with your life?

Don’t even watch this video of Adriana Lima done by Love Magazine in collaboration with Phil Poynter, go straight to your local video store and rent a copy of Caddyshack, or, you know, you could just stream it online. I’m sure there are a million places where you can watch that movie.

Do it. Do it now. NOW.

Okay, now that you’ve watched Caddyshack, it’s okay to come back here and watch this vid of Adriana Lima taking a sexy shower with the Easter Bunny.

Disclaimer: As you watch this video you should be forewarned that I ran over the Easter Bunny yesterday. It’s the first time I ever ran over and killed an animal, so I’m still pretty sad about the whole thing. #RIPTheEasterBunny #ItsOkayThoughBecauseAdrianaLimaIsSuperHot

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Last Week On Insta: Shannon Lee Heberlein, Ashley Graham & +++

April 22, 2017
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One of my friends announced that she wants to get a boob job, which got us talking about plastic surgery. She mentioned that her boyfriend brought up the topic of butt implants as if this was something new that none of us had ever heard of. Oh man, I had a good time educating her […]

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And I Thought MY Brother Was A Dick?

April 21, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Sex News: T-Rex Was A Sensitive Love, Dildo Livestream, & Incognito Mode

April 21, 2017
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Tyrannosaurus rex was a sensitive lover, new dinosaur discovery suggests (The Guardian) It made its name by terrorising Earth at the end of the Late Cretaceous, but Tyrannosaurus rex had a sensitive side too, researchers have found. The fearsome carnivore, which stood 20 feet tall and ripped its prey to shreds with dagger-like teeth, had […]

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Top 8: WTF Kind Of Girl Do You Take Me For Sex Toys!

April 20, 2017
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You want me to put what inside my body? False modesty aside, I kind of want to low key try all these. Well, except the Tyson, because water buffalo are real animals and I’m not comfortable with bestiality. I want my creatures to be paranormal! Seriously, though, I know most of these are weird as […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Alina Puscau (2009)

April 20, 2017
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Jesus God, when I first saw this photoshoot I was looking at thumbnails, so I actually thought there were two women in the pictures, you know, instead of one woman and a mannequin. I was going to comment on how the second chick seemed creepily devoid of any distinguishing characteristics. That’s when I looked closer […]

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