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I’m having a weird case of déjà vu as if I’ve already written this post, but I’ve searched through the Peeperz archive and I’ve come up empty handed. I used to get déjà vu a lot, it still happens sometimes, but as a teen/twenty-something-year-old I was sure I had some kind of brain disorder that made me remember things twice.

In this instance, however, I believe what has happened here is that I had planned on writing about Holly Hendrix and then changed my mind. When I plan on writing posts I often just plug in an empty draft with a tittle into the Peeperz word processing platform to remind myself what I want to write about.

Sometimes, though, I don’t get around to actually writing those saved drafts and I end up trashing them and moving on to something new.

Pretty sure that’s what happened here. I definitely planned on writing about Holly Hendrix after she won this year’s AVN award for Best New Starlet, but as is wont to happen I get distracted by fashion boobs or something or other and previously planned drafts get canned.

The other day I came across Holly Hendrix’s Twitter account and I was like “Oh, hot sauce!” And that’s all it took to get me interested again.

Haha, I just googled “Holly Hendrix Burning Anal.” Talk about a typo. I was trying to google “Holly Hendrix Burning Angel” so I could grab a picture of Holly playing Wednesday Addams in Burning Angel’s A Very Adult Wednesday Addams.


I love that series! Seeing a series of hot alt-girls play everyone’s favorite morbid emo girl is a fantasy come true. It’s the Twitter profile pic that got me hooked too:

The number one thing you’ve got to know about Holly is that’s she’s a nasty little bitch (her words) that is up for everything and anything in porn. She’s wants to do it all, the nastiest most brutal shit only the baddest bitches in porn will even attempt.

Clearly, this girl wants to be the next Adriana Chechik. Hopefully, she doesn’t burn out before she reaches the point in her career where she can win the AVN Best Female Performer of the Year award.



Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on March 26, 2017

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Barbara Palvin See Through Photoshoot – DrunkenStepfather

Charlize Theron Nude Sex Scene From “2 Days In The Valley” – CelebJihad

Emma Roberts Sexier Than Ever – CelebSpank

Maitland Ward Braless in See Through Sweater – TaxiDriverMovie

Caitlin O’Connor Topless with a Snake! – The Nip Slip

Nicki Minaj Celebrated Her Billboard Hot 100 Record By Twerking – Smoking Section

Alexis Adams as Invisible Woman from Fucktastic Four! – BoobieBlog

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Credit card companies are insane. For a really long time I couldn’t get credit, because I fucked up back when I was in uni and I almost had to declare bankruptcy to get out of the mess I had created for myself. Fortunately I didn’t have to go bankrupt, but my credit rating for still shit for a few years.

Not having credit cards was actually kind of great, I learned how to budget my money and I never had any debts. But then came the day when I credit rating wasn’t so bad and I decided to get a card to get my rating back up in case I ever wanted to ask for a car or house loan.

I went from having zero credit cards to two credit cards with a combined limit that just keeps increasing. At first, I told myself I would use it and immediately pay off the balance just so I could accumulate points and get free stuff. That’s how I rolled for a few months, but I slowly started buying more stuff that I could pay back right away and now I’m paying interest on a few thousand dollars.

I’m not in financial shit yet, but I’m at that point where I’ve told myself that I can no longer use my card until I start paying off some of the capital.

The worse is that I didn’t even splurge on something fun and/or substantial. I just bought random junk here and there. With all the money I spent I could have could have brought a picture of Sydney Graham’s boobs to a plastic surgeon and told him to go nuts. Now, there’s a purchase that would have given me some bang for my buck.



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I love it when kinky things infiltrate pop culture. Back when I was 18, fresh faced and ready to get my BDSM on, the only place you would see a woman wearing a latex outfit was behind closed doors.

There are plenty of mainstream celebrities who have smothered their bodies in baby powder in order to show off every single curve imaginable…but I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that none of them has turned me on as much as the luscious ass of Nicki Minaj.

Nicki is on the top of her game all over again. She doesn’t have to do much to see the money roll in. That’s part of her charm, I guess. She’s rocking a few different outfits in the video for Jason Derulo’s new song Swalla. My favorite happens to be a figure hugging, blood red, latex bikini. Her verse starts at 2:25 in the below video, but if you skip ahead you’re going to be missing out on a whole lot of eye candy.

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I took a bit of a road trip last weekend. I needed to clear my head and get back to basics for a few hours. Even though I was all by myself, I can always keep myself occupied. I pulled over into a rest stop on the highway about 2 hours away from my house and started going at my pussy like it was going out of style. I had forgotten how much I loved cumming in my car. I guess since I used to do it so much at my old job, it kind of lost it’s novelty after doing it daily for 10 years.

When I got home from my solo jaunt, I decided to immediately jump onto PornHub to pull up some car porno to share with you Peepz. You ready to explode with me? Let’s Fap!

There’s a lot of conversation in this first clip. I’m usually a fan of videos that are all action, but the fact that the redhead in the driver’s seat masturbates with a toothbrush while she is driving was reason enough for me to include the clip in this post.



About That Half-Naked Car Wash Guy: I Have Questions

March 24, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Esme Bianco (2009)

March 23, 2017
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Ah, the good ol’ days of Game of Thrones when the show was fresh enough and exciting enough to inspire a new generation of readers to pick up George R. R. Martin’s epic fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire.  These days the show still inspires a legion of rabid fans, but at the same […]

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Say Hello To Honey Gold Your New Favorite Porn Star!!!

March 22, 2017
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You all know Mark Spiegler, right? He’s the man behind Spiegler Girls  one of the top talent agencies in the adult industry. He represents hotties such as Asa Akira, Riley Reid, Annika Albrite, Kira Noir, and AJ Applegate. It’s a good thing his agency is so well regarded, because the dude’s website looks like it […]

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Last Week On Insta: Kira Noir, Taylor Hill, & More +++

March 22, 2017
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I’m having one of those days where work is making me super horny. Imagine trying to get things done when all you want to do is rub one out? It’s not very productive. I should just give up or turn my office chair into a sex machine. I’m sure I could find a way to […]

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Revenge Of The GIFs With Megan Rain

March 21, 2017
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Make it rain. Make it rain. Or, you know, Megan Rain. Megan Rain makes it rain semen. Semen ALL OVER THE PLACE. Actually, Megan Rain chose that particular moniker, because she kind of looks like Megan Fox and she can squirt like a power hose. Truth be told, I have never seen her squirt so […]

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