Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on May 4, 2016

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Watch This Compilation of First Time Anals – Sex.com

Danielle Knudson Nude for Jared Thomas Kocka – DrunkenStepfather

Taylor Swift Leaked Nearly Nude Outtake – CelebJihad

Kaley Cuoco Tight Ass Spanking – CelebSpank

Lara Stone Caught Topless on a Photoshoot – TaxiDriverMovie

Kylie Jenner See Through Selfie! – The Nip Slip

Did Beyonce Copy Her ‘Hold Up’ Video From Another Artist? – Smoking Section

This Is What All Music Videos Should Be! – BoobieBlog

Margot Robbie Braless in NYC – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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Post image for Hump Day, GIF Day: Carter Cruise Gets You Through The Week

Carter Cruise was home schooled. I always feel like home schooled kids are a little weird. They didn’t go through the trials and tribulations of a public education, which means they probably have good self-esteem and have managed to reach adulthood without going through a series of traumatic events. I’m not sure how to communicate with people like that. They might as well be from a different planet.

Her parents obviously did something right and kept on top of Carter’s studies, because attended East Carolina University where she majored in psychology and pre-law. Those are some hardcore classes, not like those Geology wimps whose entire education revolves around memorizing different rocks.

I do not harbor any resentment against Geology majors. Anybody who says so is lying through their dirty rotten teeth.

As for Carter she may or may not have had run-ins with Geology majors during her time at East Carolina University, but she did actively participate in Greek Life going as far as pledging a sorority. After four years of college life, Carter left her psychology studies to become a full-time porn star.

It was a good move, Carter never really wanted to pursue college studies, but she enrolled at ECU to pursue a relationship with a man she was dating at the time. After taking a month off from her studies she came up with the brand of ” Carter Cruise” so she could give a go at a more creative life where she could pursue her goals of acting, music, art, and fashion.

In a Cosmo interview Carter did in 2014, she said: “How can I do all of these things in one lifetime? Porn was the first step because it gave me the capital and the connections to not only build my brand but also to lay the foundations for other creative things that I wanted to get involved in.”

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Lordy, lord, I spent yeaaaars having shitty sex because I couldn’t relax enough to enjoy it. I was always so concerned with how I looked and I how I was performing that I was constantly taking myself out of the moment and the pleasure of it all. I fear that a lot of women approach sex this way. It’s the way we’re conditioned to view our bodies and ourselves as never good enough.

I’ll bet you a hundred bucks that a good chuck of chicks who say they don’t like doing it doggy style say that because they don’t like the way their butts look and they’re afraid the guy they’re with won’t find them sexually appealing and won’t want to come back for seconds.

Men face some of the same issues. We all have our insecurities about our bodies and the way we’ll be perceived by the people we’re with. The sad part, besides the obvious self-esteem issue, is that we’re short changing ourselves by approaching sex this way.

Approach any sex act, whether it be something as vanilla as missionary or a particularly difficult sex position like the fire hydrant, with gusto and true pleasure without worrying about your performance or how your belly looks in that position and I’ll guarantee that you will enjoy yourself a hell of a lot more and so will your partner.

You gotta be a little selfish. If you want to get off, concentrate on the sex moves that will make you come by letting go of your insecurities and embracing your sexuality and those orgasms are sure to keep on coming. Obviously, this is a balancing act, but if your partner is doing the same thing, you’ll both be coming like there’s no tomorrow.

For the purpose of this top 5, though, let’s concentrate on sex positions that are known to get people with clitorises off. You’ll see a common theme: they allow for great clitoral access and/or stimulation.

5. Missionary 

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Post image for Gabriela Is A Dreamy Dessert In The Desert By Hannah Hillier

Spring is here, which means I took out my bike and went for a spin and as anyone who has ever taken a ride on a pedal bike will tell you: my crotch is hella sore! I have bike shorts with that horrendous padding that makes you look all sorts of lumpy in the weirdest places, but they’re kind of short and it’s still a little nippy around these parts.

Gabriela looks like a creamy, dreamy, delicious dessert in the desert, but I bet she felt a little nippy in the cold as well. Maybe it’s because these pics are in black and white, but I’m not exactly feeling the heat.

Oh, I misspoke. I’m feeling the heat alright, but the heat is currently located in between my legs, not emanating from my computer screen and it’s not because of my sore and aching bike crotch injuries either. It’s all about Gabriela. The dark-haired brown-eyed beauty is simply stunning.

Hannah Hillier did a fantastic job with the photographs. I was just checking out her portfolio and she takes some amazing photographs. She has a way with the ladies. I dub Hannah: “lady whisperer.” It’s like a horse whisperer, but with the ladies. I’m not exactly sure what that entails. If you really want to know you could always rent that movie, you know the one, with Robert Redford and all the horse whispering.

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I don’t claim to be a nudist, but I will admit to enjoying my own nudity. As soon as I get home from work, most of my clothing comes off (except for in the winter ’cause hard nipples can be annoying when you’re shivering) and I go about the rest of my evening.

I love being naked.

Clothes are fun and they protect you from the elements, but sometimes all I want is to be naked as a jay bird and letting the wind kiss my tits.

We have a pretty sweet balcony on our condo so during the summertime, I love to strip down to nothing and lay in my gravity chair reading a book. It’s so freeing to be completely exposed without any chance of anyone watching me.

On Saturday, May 7, 2012, I plan on celebrating World Naked Gardening Day, or WNGD for those in the know. We have a small container garden that didn’t yield much produce last year…but that was mostly because my girlfriend and I didn’t do any research. We’ve studied up on how to actually make things grow and we’re prepared with our trowels and fertilizer. It’s time to party with plants.

My goal is to grow a zucchini that I can fuck myself with.

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Alabama Preacher Claims Sex Lowers IQ, Causes Homelessness?

May 1, 2016
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We rag on prudes on this website a lot, but it’s kind of hard to avoid given our nature. Though our actual goal is to simply exist on search engines to help funnel traffic into the Pornhub Network, we take pride in being generally positive about sexuality in all of the forms and variations we […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Sloppy Sex

May 1, 2016
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Sloppy sex is sometimes the best kind to have. When it’s laundry day and you know your sheets are going to be tossed in the wash after their next use, it’s usually time to just let the juices flow and stain anything that your jizz can land on. I used to use this set of […]

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Too Much Masturbation Leads To Vandalism?

April 30, 2016
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Thank you Florida for always making the headlines. I really appreciate the way you keep the degenerates coming. I am both entertained and appalled, which oddly enough is a great combo, especially when I’m trying to distract myself from all the anger I’m feeling towards stupid trolls (not the kind that live under bridges, the […]

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These ‘Porn Reaction’ Pics Are Cute, But….

April 29, 2016
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Sex News: Porn Parodies, Celebrity Sex Tapes, & China Love Hotels

April 29, 2016
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From Bob’s Boners to Fap To The Future: How does a porn parody get made? (A.V. Club) I would say it started in the ’70s but it really had its resurgence in the 2008, 2009 area. Parodies were just another form of porn. And then in the ’80s, it got pretty big with the home […]

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