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Forbidden World (AKA Mutant) is a gem of a cheese-fest, gore flick. Sure, it’s a rip-off of Alien, but what movie isn’t a rip-off of Alien? Besides, I don’t remember Ridley Scott’s oeuvre containing much nudity and I’ll take a shitty movie with nudity over a good movie without nudity any day, every day. Actually, that’s a big fat lie, but I will say that I’ll take any good movie with nudity over any good movie without nudity any day.

Right, now that I’ve lost you with an awkward sentence structure let’s get back to Forbidden World that gem of a movie about a mutant science experiment that goes awry in space killing off the scientific staff one by one. It stars the wonderful Dawn Dunlap (Night Shift, Barbarian Queen) and June Chadwick (This Is Spinal Tap, V) who spend a good amount of the movie in their birthday suits.

Dawn Dunlap pretty much disappeared from the Hollywood scene after a handful of roles. I mean, her IMDB page doesn’t even have a picture, but she’ll always be fondly remembered as Tracy Baxter the feisty lab assistant who gets her back washed by Dr. Barbara Glaser (AKA June Chadwick).

As for June Chadwick, she went on to play guest roles in several popular TV shows like Magnum PI, The A-Team, and Murder She Wrote, but her most memorable role to date was as a sexy alien in V, you know, the show about alien visitors who try to take over Earth. There was a V reboot back in 2009, but it was cancelled after one season. Too bad, so sad.

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I know some of you probably think girl-on-girl action barely counts as soft core porn and that you need an anal gap the size of Texas to be be able to get off, but that’s not what today is about. Today I’ve got Shyla Jennings, winner of the AVN Award for All-Girl Performer of the Year in 2014 and 2016, for you and personally I think she’s pretty damn awesome even if she doesn’t do bukkake scenes. Who needs cocks anyway?

Shyla, apparently. Jennings might only do pussy on porn sets, but in her personal life she likes people with all sorts of genitals. See, they’re not a myth – bisexuals really do exist!



Jesus that looks fun.



So pretty.



Ahhh, fuck.



Sex Toy Face Smack

by Alpha Harlot on February 9, 2016

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A dildo wielding protester lashed out at New Zealand’s economic development minister with a dildo. Josie Butler is a nurse who decided to bring attention to the Trans Pacific Partnership trade deal with a fake cock and balls.

The economic development minister, Steven Joyce, didn’t see the dick coming (see what I did there?) and the cock hit him square in the cheek mid-sentence. Josie Butler said, “This is for raping our sovereignty,” before she was pulled away from the crowd of reporters by a security guard.

Here’s a clip of the whole situation going down.

I don’t claim to know much about the politics that are happening in New Zealand, in fact I usually hide under a rock when discussions of U.S. politics come up, but if someone is so mad at your policies that they want to throw a fake penis at you? That’s fairly serious….or hilarious…I honestly can’t decide which.



Post image for Dylan Penn (AKA Sean Penn’s Daughter) Topless On A Balcony

Damn, don’t you wish Dylan Penn was a few inches taller? I know I do, talk about the worst railing placement evah! Dylan Frances Penn, AKA Sean Penn and Robin Wright’s daughter, is a budding actress and model. As far as I can tell her acting career so far has been a bust and her modelling career rests solely on her ample bust.

She did a “controversial” cover for Treats! Magazine a while back where she appears naked but covered:


Not sure what’s so controversial about it… besides the amount of hairspray they had to use to give her hair that much volume. Oh wait, right, she’s a rich Hollywood kid and she’s kind of naked on a magazine cover. I’m sure people gasp at the thought, cause,  like, they’ve never seen that before. *Cough* Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid, Georgia May Jagger, and on and on. *Cough*

Whatever, she hit the genetic jackpot with a hottie like Robin Wright for a mother and she’s got great boobs from what I can see, which is always something to celebrate. I’m just happy Peepz in Brazil are so much more relaxed about public nudity than in America. Where would all the wannabe celebs go when they want the paparazzi to take topless beach pics of them if it weren’t for Brazil?! It’s definitely the place to vacation if you want to see boobs.

Or, you know, you could always stay home and just visit Peeperz from the comfort of your living room. It’s cheaper and you don’t have to get a passport.



Post image for Sex News: Porn ‘Public Health Crisis,’ Screening Clients, & Foreskin

The politician told the Daily News that porn was more addictive than powerful drugs, and the public needed to start seeing adult films as a national epidemic.

“I have read books and I have experts tell me pornography is more difficult to overcome than cocaine,” he said.

He compares the public perception of porn to cigarettes in the early 20th century, when doctors and celebrities openly smoked and advertised them as healthy. He said he hopes to shift the public opinion on adult entertainment the same way it has on cigarettes.


Yeah, I don’t think so. I’ve watched porn and I’ve done cocaine and I can definitely tell you that porn is not more addictive than cocaine.

When many in the mainstream public think of escorts, they often think of brothels, madams, and pimps, but the reality is that many escorts work independently. Through review boards such as CAERF, and social media sites like Twitter and Instagram, indie escorts are able to advertise their services and fill their schedules without ever having to join an organization or align themselves under a boss. They are their own managers and they set their own rules, which means they also have to choose their own clients.

Whether it’s the fear of losing money or being in physical danger, the way in which escorts vet and screen their clients to see if they’re actually legit is quite important.


Being able to screen clients before hand is so important, but the legal restrictions placed around prostitution make that difficult, which put a lot of people at danger.



Fap Along With Harlot: Go Sports!

February 7, 2016
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I can’t even pretend that I’m into sports. I tried twice in my life and both situations left me feeling pretty stupid that I was being fake as fuck and trying to impress people. It’s always best to be yourself and just impress people with your very own sparkling personality. In any case, there’s some […]

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Edita Vilkeviciute Is Very Cute Topless At The Beach By Alex Cayley

February 6, 2016
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Good God. Damn. I’ve posted pictures of Edita Vilkeviciute (still can’t spell her last name without looking at my cheat sheet several times) before, but I’ve never seen her quite like this. There’s something about that header picture where she’s holding her hands behind her head and looking straight at the camera that is just […]

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If Vaginas Are “Obscene” We’re All In Big Trouble

February 5, 2016
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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SexToy Dave Wants To Mold Kanye’s Favorite Amber Rose Finger

February 4, 2016
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Oh Kanye, what will he get into next? Such a silly boy. After getting into a Twitter feud with Wiz Khalifa over a misunderstanding (Wiz tweeted the initials ‘KK’ and Kanye thought he was dissing Kim Kardashian when in reality Wiz was talking about weed, i.e. Khalifa Kush). If you’re regular readers you’ll remember that […]

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Masturbation Roll

February 3, 2016
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: This Is Why We’re Picking Ashley Adams For Best New Starlet – Candice Swanepoel Still Does Victoria’s Secret – DrunkenStepfather Ronda Rousey Behind-The-Scenes Beach Body Paint Pics Leaked – CelebJihad Selena Gomez Sexy 80s Style – CelebSpank Kara Del Toro Braless in See […]

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