For the love of God, Charlotte McKinney‘s boobs are ridiculous. In a good way, obviously. Just look at that header picture. I know that a few weeks ago I was ranting about how it was time to see McKinney’s boobs straight on without the subterfuge of see-through whatever fabric and strategically placed whatever, but the way that red sheet is plastered against her boobs is a revelation.
It has just the right amount of see-though. In fact, the only complaint I have is that she’s wearing pants. I would have loved to see a full body see-thought.
You’ll find entire forums on the Internet dedicated to discussing whether McKinney’s boobs are real or not, but I’m actually more interested in her lips. I’ve just noticed that her lips are never closed. Never. She’s constantly sporting that sexy slack-jawed pose and it doesn’t look natural at all, which leads me to wonder if she has lip fillers.
I’m convinced there’s some sort of conspiracy going on, because there isn’t one picture of McKinney as a teenager anywhere on the Internet. It’s like she didn’t exist before becoming an overnight sensation with her Carl’s Jr. Super Bowl ad. I’m thinking she might be an android.
Google Kate Upton and you’ll find her yearbook picture plus tons of pics of her modelling as a teen and you’ll see that she looks exactly the same as she does now. It’s clear that she hasn’t had any kind of plastic surgery. McKinney on the other hand doesn’t exist beyond her perfectly curated Instagram persona. Android, I’m telling ya.
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