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Coming across so much crap during a day has made that line of reality a little blurry at times. There is the Lickie Dickie Genital Bib. That’s real even though it shouldn’t be. There is the Oral Sex Spray. Real again and well, it should be. But we’re not quite sure what to make of this commercial. We can’t figure out if it’s a joke or not. We’re hoping it is but have a sinking feeling it’s not.
The Better Marriage Blanket. A fart absorbing blanket. Really? Flatulence – is what’s tearing apart our marriages and the social fabric? Are people having so many problems with secretive, unconscious, nuke-dropping spouses that steps need to be taken?
Our hard hitting journalist skills led to the number on the commercial for reality verification. All we can say is someone did answer and they did sound real, if a little congested.
If there is someone out there thinking, a blanket that harmlessly absorbs gases, it’s about time! You really have to ask what the fuck is rotting in your body when you need to implement fabrics ‘used by the military to protect against chemical weapons.’
