Agent Provocateur is king at sexy videos. Actually, Agent provocateur is king at sexy Christmas videos. I usually don’t like to start thinking of Christmas before December, but I’m willing to make an exception for AP’s super sexy and cheeky “Secret Santa” trilogy.
I’d love to show you Peepz all three videos, but they’re apparently impossible to find (even on YouTube). The vid I bring you today is the second “Secret Santa” installment and it features the perfect gift you can give to your secret Santa (and to the dude watching your office’s security footage).
I’m so glad that Peeperz doesn’t have any video surveillance (what would they watch for… employees watching porn instead of working?), because that means that when the boss types aren’t around this is pretty much the best place in the world to work. Second only to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Picture the movie in your head, subtract all the children, add a few naked people, and you’ve got a pretty good idea of what goes down here everyday.
It gets especially nuts around the Holidays. Get a few too many eggnogs into Bucky and he starts trying to convince the new recruits a load of his jizz is the meal that keeps on giving,; including the blueberry pie.
Actually, I probably shouldn’t post this vid. I know Bucky picked my name out of the secret Santa hat because he keeps giving me these weird ass looks like he’s plotting something. Bucky, if you’re reading this, and I know you will since you have to give your stamp of approval to every post before they go live, DO NOT get Pornhub Katie to lend you some lingerie so you can give me a stack of naughty polaroids for Christmas. This year, I want an actual gift. And a pearl necklace doesn’t count, unless it looks like this one.
Check out the video: