Airport Accidentally Shows Softcore Porn To Weary Travelers

by RICK RODAY on October 22, 2015

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Flying sucks and the misery doesn’t end once you touch ground. After spending hours locked in a metal tube with a bunch of other people’s farts and germs, it’s time to collect your luggage. Now you’re standing shoulder to shoulder with these schmucks watching their hideous luggage spin around on a conveyor belt.

There’s absolutely nothing that can make this process more bearable… except for porn.

This is what happened earlier this week at Lisbon Airport in Portugal. A large TV located just above the luggage collection area started playing softcore porn leaving travelers both shocked and amused. The incident happened at 3:00 a.m. and went on for several minutes before an airport employee noticed and changed the station. Hmph!

While the passionate grinding and grunting of a skin flick may have been a welcome break from the monotony of air travel, the airport was embarrassed about the public display after images of the incident made their way around social media outlets.

According to a spokesperson, the TV was apparently tuned to a Portuguese generalist channel that happened to run some late night erotic programing. Dud to the quick thinking of some buzzkill employee, there were no complaints and steps are being taking to ensure it never happens again. Bummer.

This isn’t the first time weary travelers have been bombarded with accidental porn.

A few years ago, people waiting patiently at a Chinese train station were treated to some hardcore Asian pornography when an IT worker mistakenly hooked up his laptop to a giant outdoor display. While a few moments of softcore porn on a TV doesn’t really compare to 10 minutes of hardcore fucking on a 20-foot screen, both instances ended in a few happier commuters.

At any rate, traveling in other countries sounds more fun than traveling in the United States. I’ve never seen a TV at the airport that displayed something other than safety tips. Even with its complete lack of genitals or penetration, softcore pornography would be a welcome change from expensive drinks and small talk with businessmen.

Image: Savannah Stern in Airport Secur-Titty by Brazzers

Via mirror.co.uk

  • edwards21

    *Slow clap* Good job, Lisbon.

    I’m all for the freedom to watch porn or stuff like that, but not in places kids could be present. An airport? Those places are dangerous enough without people being distracted by titties.

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