Ode To The Cameltoe!

by Joy Topaz on February 16, 2010

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There are so many ways to love the cameltoe. You can love them in jeans or bathing suits or a plain white pair of panties. It doesn’t matter how much you love them so long as you do. It seems only a poem will correctly encapsulate the feeling.

I like the ole cameltoe!
I do! I like them, Mr Joe!
And I would like them in girly underwear
And I would like them in a house of prayer…

And I will like them more in the rain.
And in the dark. And through a windowpane
And in a car. And in her tree.
They are so good, (hope she can’t see me)!

So I will think of them with my cock
And I will beat off to them in a sock
And I will love them with my left hand
And I will love them with my prostate gland

And I will like them here and there.
Say! I will like them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
this here moose knuckle
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
I’m undoing my belt buckle

  • Ismellsex&candy

    I LOVE this poem. Dr. Seuss at HER best. Awesome. I never thought cameltoe was sexy…in fact…I found them quite disgusting…but looking at an example of a newer version of cameltoe (not some 60 year old out of shape housewife in yellow sweatpants)…its actually sexy.

  • Ismellsex&candy

    I LOVE this poem. Dr. Seuss at HER best. Awesome. I never thought cameltoe was sexy…in fact…I found them quite disgusting…but looking at an example of a newer version of cameltoe (not some 60 year old out of shape housewife in yellow sweatpants)…its actually sexy.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F4QSPYPAGMWPTTOKYBVTQKVEBQ Michelle

     Do you think camel-toe is underrated and misunderstood when it comes to
    fashion? I know a lot of guys (and women) who like that kind of thing
    because it allows them to imagine. That’s it. It opens up their
    imagination. When you see a guy in tightie whities and it looks like
    he’s
    smuggling plums, how do women think of that? Is it a turn on? Don’t you
    think,” I wonder how big his cock is?” Seriously. I’m not afraid to
    talk about this sort of thing. It’s like cleavage.

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