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There are some magazines that aren’t known for their hard hitting journalistic ethics, but they make for great fantasizing. In Touch Weekly Magazine interviewed Angelina’s former bodyguard, Bill, who has lots to say about the star’s life. Most of it we don’t care about it. But we do care about his stories of Angelina’s sex life.
Bill talks about Angelina’s former lover, Jenny Shimizu, saying that their relationship continues today. Supposedly the two would get together often:
“…they would drink wine and then go into a hotel suite together and come out anywhere from a half-hour to three hours later.”
Bill also talks about Angelina’s sexual fetishes that include such fun things as “black latex, bodysuits, role-playing and masturbation.”
We’re not sure if Bill is confused about what a fetish is or confused about what masturbation is. Unless of course Angelina masturbates in such a way that it becomes a fetish. Oh yeah, that’s what we’ll believe. We’re thinking Japanese rope bondage, pygmies and balloon animals.
Really all this did was allow us to post a nude gallery of Angelina, and that makes us feel fulfilled.
