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In the quiet mountain town of Twin Harte, California one might expect to wake up to the tranquil sounds of nature’s isolation from civilization. For one man this was not to be, for he awoke to the sound of gospel music being played next door at maximum volume. Being a reasonable neighbor, the man chose to ignore it and continue about his day. Surely it was just a one-time occurrence, right?
Sadly this was a repeated incident. His neighbors continued to blast the music from their home for sometimes for as long as 12 hours at a time; causing his dog to howl because of the repeated bombardment. While other neighbors in the small town either didn’t mind or even enjoyed the music, our hero and his dog had enough. In an act of defiance worthy of praise, the man went out to his back deck, setup his finest audio equipment and proceeded to watch porn at maximum value.
The gospel blasting neighbors quickly called police to complain, but seeing as the man wasn’t breaking any laws no charges could be pressed on our hero. Flawless victory! Other residents of the small town felt that the use of X-rated revenge material was out of line and felt as if death metal would have been a better choice. After all of the attention he received for his actions, the man agrees that maybe he could have picked something else, but we can’t help but point out that his plan worked perfectly.
While our hero refused to release his name, there’s one thing we can reasonably deduce about somebody who would combat excessively loud gospel music with equally loud porn: he probably reads peeperz.
Via nydailynews.com
