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Disaster struck! My Colt silver bullet… my go-to orgasm giving toy broke last night. It’s like losing a well-worn lover; I’m completely beside myself. I barely made it into work today. Can you picture anything sadder than getting into bed and reaching into your bedside table for a vibrating sleep aid only to find out the damn thing doesn’t work anymore? Sigh.
Those little buggers sure can pack a punch, but they weren’t built to last. It’s the third vibrating bullet that has conked out on me. Sure, I masturbate on the regular, but it’s not like I was running the thing all day long. I take breaks. Sometimes.
It’s too bad, because I sure could use a bathroom break after checking out these artsy dirty nudes taken by the fabulous Bela Borsodi for S Magazine #11. I have absolutely no clue how this photo effect was realized, but it’s dope. Check out the photo gallery on a big screen if you can; it’s well worth it.
I really like the picture of the girl sitting on a chair with her arm over her head; her tits look perfect, but my favorite had to be the one of the girl lying on her stomach with her ass propped up in the air. That’s my favorite position to masturbate in. Damn, glad I’m going to be getting some new sex toys to review soon.
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Lola Byrd is on Twitter pretending she knows something about art @misslolabyrd.
