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Inflatable Latex Fetish (& Willy Wonka)

May 15, 2012
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I love the odd things that get people off. For me, I watch porn just as much for the entertainment value as I do for the fact that it makes my pussy drip. While trolling around on YouTube the other day, I found this video of a man in an inflatable rubber Superman suit and [...]

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Cumming With My Neighbors

May 9, 2012
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The walls in my apartment complex are not very thick – I’ve listened in on many of the conversations between the couple that lives next door to me have had over the past few years, usually it’s just arguing about the man working too much and the woman spending all day on the internet instead [...]

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Facebook Jerk-Off!!!

May 4, 2012
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The other night, I tuned into the Mix Tape Brothers radio show for the first time. They’re a funny bunch of dudes who talk about hip hop music and other funny random shit. Just as I started listening, they started discussing a song that this guy posted on  YouTube – after they played a few [...]

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Three Bananas!!

April 30, 2012
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I like a good challenge. A while back I was reading through Peeperz and saw the article that Lola had written about the Top 5 Objects that Got Stuck in People’s Vaginas. Have you read that yet? You totally should, it’s pretty wicked. Crazy insertions totally do it for me. Figuring out what odd shapes [...]

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Discovering Your Lover Is In Porno

April 19, 2012
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When you’ve fucked as many people as I have and you’ve made as many XTube videos as I’ve made, it’s inevitable that paths will cross and ex lovers will find me. As a young gothic pain slut with eyeliner in all the wrong places, I used different names with the boys I was meeting to [...]

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What’s THAT in Your Pants?

April 17, 2012
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I love a good cock bulge: When a man is so sexually excited that he isn’t able to contain his excitement and you can visibly see the outline of what he’s hiding beneath his clothes, it drives me wild. It doesn’t matter how big or small the bulge is, I enjoy them all the same. [...]

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My Fuck Partners List

April 12, 2012
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I’m a bit less slutty then I used to be, but mostly because now I masturbate on camera instead of  hunting around on the internet looking for unsuspecting cocks to stuff down my throat. It comes up more often online then in real life (thankfully) but lots of people are curious as to how many [...]

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Sexy Time Robots

April 5, 2012
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There’s a television show called, Oddities, that follows the comings and goings of a super spooky antique shop called Obsucra Antiques and Oddities in New York City. The customers come in searching for old medical equipment, dead animals that have gone through the taxidermy process and other quirky objects from times gone by. The quirky [...]

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A Big Fucking Condom

March 29, 2012
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It was ladies night. We all sat around a friend’s kitchen table sharing bottles of wine and laughing when the subject turned to large dicks which then turned to large condoms. One girl was complaining that her man’s cock was so big that he couldn’t find a condom that fit him, I called shenanigans and [...]

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Alpah Harlot: All That Cock

March 27, 2012
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The penis fascinates me. So many different sizes and fun things to do with them, one of my favorite things to do is watch a cock grow as the man I’m with gets excited. I love a good bulge. Seeing a cock behind trapped behind fabric makes me want to grab and touch. I’m a [...]

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