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Birthday Blowjob & Then My Birthday Orgy

May 21, 2013
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I turned 33 on the 18th of May, as with most of my birthday celebrations, I was on the prowl for some orgasms. Since I was house sitting all week, I took the liberty of using my different surroundings as a backdrop for some sexy times. In separate sessions, I ended up giving a blow [...]

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Angelina Jolies Tits Are Gone But She’ll Live Longer

May 14, 2013
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When I was growing up, my best friend was obsessed with Angelina Jolie. She bought into all the hype and attention grabbing antics like Angie’s marriage to Billy Bob Thornton and that time that she gave a very intense, if not passionate, kiss to her brother on the red carpet. It was her lips that [...]

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Bouncing On Sexy Balls

May 10, 2013
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I was hanging out on the XTube Forum last week and one of the other mods (this hot chick named Jane who I would TOTALLY love to lick all over) posted up an interesting video of this dude named Wallace Rios who wrote an instructional book called Sexy Balls. It’s basically a handbook for sex [...]

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Guess Why There’s Cum In My Freezer

May 8, 2013
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I’ve been fucking around with this guy for the past month or so. He’s a lot of fun and he’s into some pretty rough throat fucking which is always a bonus. We were talking about kink and fun things that we’d like to try. I’m admittedly a cum slut. Like, a big one. Intercourse is [...]

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Cumming On My Boss’ Couch

April 26, 2013
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When I’m not perving from the comfort of my own couch, I’m an Accountant. It’s not a particularly exciting day job, in fact it’s really fucking dull – who wants to crunch numbers and go over reports when there are boobies and lesbians all over the Internet?! Certainly not me. I end up fucking around [...]

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Author Seeks Slut For Inspiration?

April 24, 2013
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Over the summer, a Twitter friend and I wrote a short story together. He wrote the first half from a guy’s perspective and I wrote the second half from the woman’s perspective. It was kind of cool to see how differently each of us took the same scenario and wrote the type of fantasy that [...]

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Sex Adventure On Saturday Night

April 23, 2013
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For the past few months, my weekends have been filled with deadlines, responsibilities and other grown up things. I much prefer adult activities to involve me taking off my clothes and having orgasms…lots and lots of orgasms. Last Saturday, the idea flashed in my brain to post up an ad on Craigslist looking for a [...]

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Amish Panties Vs. Pornstar Panties

April 11, 2013
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I’m fascinated by Amish people. Every since I had my first taste of Shoo Fly Pie when I was in high school, I’ve been curious about the Amish lifestyle. They are able to survive with no electricity in their homes and that means that life is hard work 98% of the time. I say fuck that. [...]

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Whores Are Better Than Hoarders: Ron Jeremy On “Hoarders”

April 8, 2013
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There are some television shows that make me want to immediately go out and make my life better. If I’m being a lazy bones about mopping my kitchen or dusting off my bookshelf, a quick viewing of the reality show Hoarders will change that in an instant. Last week, I was hanging out on my [...]

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Lucky Panties?

April 2, 2013
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So, I’m sitting in my living room getting ready for work at the office and I’m only half paying attention to the television. A New York news station is jabbering about the weather and traffic and the rest of the depressing bullshit that’s happening in the world. Then like sonar, my ears perk up when [...]

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