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Woman Aims To Fuck 100,000 Men?!

September 30, 2013
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I love a good sexual publicity stunt, especially when it involves having sex with an extremely large number of people. I’m not sure why, but the sluttier a girl is and the more people she has fucked, the more turned on I get. A hot cam Polish cam girl named Ania Lisewska has set her […]

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Do Your Online Research Before You Lick

September 24, 2013
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Last night was certainly not the first time I got snagged talking about a prospective lover on the Internet, but it was definitely one of the more positive times. For safety reasons, I do tons of research before I go on a date with anyone. Googling names, email handles, phone numbers, etc. I’m curious by […]

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My Penis Pit-Stop One Night Stand

September 17, 2013
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At the beginning of the summer, an XTube friend hit me up after reading a fantasy that I wrote on my personal blog about having a one night stand. The story I told was about one of the guys who watches my videos coming over and getting his cock sucked. I was having an issue […]

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Miley Cyrus Is Naked & She’s Wearing My Boots.

September 10, 2013
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I’ve got a thing for women who wear combat boots. Mostly because I rock my Dr. Martens every day that I possibly can, but also because I think it’s a fairly versatile shoe that adds a bit of danger and sex appeal to any occasion. If you’re wearing combat boots, I probably want to have […]

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Florida Parking Lot BJ Leads To Arrest & Lots Of Squicky Feelings

September 3, 2013
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So I totally get that sometimes sexual urges can be overwhelming. I’ve definitely got a bit of a public masturbation habit myself, and I’ve been known to get down on my knees in public parking lots so that I can manhandle the cocks of some of my blow job boys. One of the keys to […]

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Show Me Your Dick

August 30, 2013
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One of the hazards of being a naked woman on the Internet is that you sometimes get inundated with dick pics from random guys. Don’t get me wrong, I loves me some penis, but I’m much more accepting of pics from guys that I know on a more intimate level (even if we’ve never met […]

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Tattooed Titties

August 20, 2013
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My best friend has a tattoo of a rose on her boob. The stem wraps around her nipple and when she was getting it inked onto her skin, she said that it was the most painful tickle that she had ever felt. She enjoyed it so much though that we both ended up sucking the […]

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Handcuff Me, Honey!

August 13, 2013
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When I was working at the porn shop and the 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon hit, we couldn’t keep the kinky toys on the shelves. Instead of The Rabbit Vibe being our best selling sex novelty, handcuffs moved to the top of the reorder list. Whether they were fuzzy and pink or silver metal police […]

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My Fantasies Are Filled With Creampies

August 6, 2013
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I have fantasies all the time about getting creampied. The past few weeks, I haven’t been watching my standard masturbation fodder of double penetration videos. I’ve been really into watching a guy pump at a girl’s pussy till she was oozing with his jizz. Creampies make me a bit nervous in real life. The paradox […]

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I Got Caught Masturbating In My Car

August 5, 2013
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I got caught masturbating in my car last week. It’s slightly ironic because one of my tumblr followers had asked me the day before if I had ever gotten snagged taking my “Sneaky Office Boob Pics” in my cubicle. I can still say that I’m in the clear with that one, but my flawless record […]

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