Alpha Harlot

Boobs Are Nice But They Also Suck Sometimes

August 12, 2017
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My boobs are big, but they aren’t huge. When I was trying to film actual porno movies (not just maintain my amateur porno pseudo-empire) I was actually told that they weren’t big enough to shoot BBW porno. Whatevs. They work for me…except that boob sweat is real and one of the most terrible parts of […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: How Does Your Garden Grow?

August 12, 2017
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My kitchen is currently overflowing with zucchini. It happens to be my favorite vegetable to eat, but depending on the size of the baseball bats my friends, family and neighbors donate to me, I’ll also fuck them. There’s no shame in fucking veggies. I’d stay away from bananas because they squish, but that’s just a […]

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A Rousing Game of “Let’s Find the Penis”

August 6, 2017
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Day trips during the summer are my absolute favorite. On the weekends, I try as hard as I can to never sit still. Subscribing to the P. Diddy philosophy of, “You can sleep when you’re dead,” is totally the way to spend the sunshine months. A few weeks ago, the Philadelphia Zoo had a summer […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Let’s GO!

August 5, 2017
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Relaxation isn’t my thing. My mind moves too quickly and I’ve got my hands (and fists) in too many cookie jars (and pussies). I’m just that type of girl, I guess. I like going out and experiencing as much of life as I possibly can…whether my clothes happen to be on or off. I’ve been […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Tatas and Tan Lines

July 30, 2017
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Sometimes I feel like I talk too much about the fact that it’s summertime in Jersey. Today, the sun was shining and it was entirely too hot, so my wife and I decided to head over to the pool. There was an older MILF laying out with skin so bronze she must have been tanning […]

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Unpopular Opinion: Sex on the Beach is a Bad Idea All Around

July 29, 2017
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When romance strikes, sometimes it’s hard to keep your dick in your pants. As a lifelong fan of public sex, I totally get it. There have been times where I’ve had to sneak away from the dinner table to get it on in the bathroom with my date (or by myself, if I’m being honest). […]

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Lawsuit After Boobs Don’t Bounce Back

July 22, 2017
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I love a good carnival. In Jersey, we mostly call them feasts because it’s all about the mother fucking food. When I was a teenager, I would go on the rides all night long. I loved the rush of being thrown upside down and tossed about the place. Little known Harlot fact: I love bouncy […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Maid in the Shade

July 22, 2017
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I’m lucky enough to live in a condo with little supervision from our landlord. He’s a nice guy and everything, but I’ve had enough experience with nosey people trying to be all up in my business just because they own the building I sleep in. Our landlord lives on the opposite side of the United […]

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Can I Talk About Sex Shaming For a Bit? Cause I Need To

July 15, 2017
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One of the things that “goes with the territory” of being involved in video based adult content is that people steal your stuff. I hate it. It bugs the fuck out of me and I will never ever be comfortable with people stealing my videos and posting them on other websites without my permission. Obviously […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: An Ass To Die For

July 15, 2017
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Butts are nice. I’ve been trolling around on PornHub looking for some new ass to oogle at and I figured I’ll pull a few clips for you Peepz, but also ask for your help. Who has the best ass in porn? I’m asking for a friend….and for science! Check out these clips while you’re pondering […]

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