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Frisky Fast Food

February 25, 2017
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My babe and I laid low this Valentine’s Day. I cooked up some gyros and we cuddled on the couch watching Battlestar Galactica until we were ready for bed. Once we were in bed, we turned the lights down and had a little bit of fun with the Pure Wand I bought her for Christmas. […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Amile Waters Makes Me Wet

February 25, 2017
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While I was gathering porno intel for this week’s Fap Along, I came across a retired pornstar that I had to share with you Peepz. Amile Waters was in the adult industry from 2007 till her retirement in 2014. She is a Cuban born Ebony goddess with a fantastic smile and a hell of an […]

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Sex Ed Where You Least Expect It

February 18, 2017
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One of the coolest things about sex being my favorite hobby is that I’ll never finish learning. There is ALWAYS some new goal in my mind to figure out how to top my last orgasm session, whether it be solo or with my wife. Since everyone’s body is different, replicating sensations can be difficult, but […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Suds Up, Get Soaked and Horny

February 18, 2017
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My wife is confused at how I can be turned on by the most un-sexy situations. A pipe burst in my kitchen sink last week and as we were scrambling to grab towels and figure out what the fuck to do, I say, “Doesn’t this seem like a porno scenario?” She didn’t agree with me. […]

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Courthouse Exhibitionist Posts Blowjob Clip On Twitter

February 11, 2017
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Risky sex in public can be a rush of adrenalin and hella fun if you’re in the right situation. Being an exhibitionist can get you into trouble sometimes, especially if you’re into sharing your escapades on social media. A woman in Florida, who goes by both Brittney Jones and Serenity Williams, has found herself in […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Bright Yellow Like the Sunshine

February 11, 2017
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The weather in Jersey is gloomy and I’m tired of it. I’m presently sitting at my desk in the office trying to think of some work for my fingers to do other than type, so I figured I’d pull out my laptop and get a little bit of work done with you Peepz. Know what’s […]

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Making Out With Robots? I’m Into It.

February 4, 2017
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I could make out all day long and be 100% OK with it. It doesn’t matter if my lips get chapped or if my tongue gets tired. Kissing is always on the top of my priority list. I’m also a survivor of many, many (fairly terrible) long distance relationships. Not being able to make out […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: The Babysitter’s Club

February 4, 2017
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Though I’m not so great with wrangling children, I do volunteer once and awhile to help out with my nieces and nephews. They know that Auntie Harlot doesn’t take any bullshit, so tantrums and all that crap are right out the door. I will absolutely sit quietly with them and read books…but I never understood […]

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The Glitoris is a Myth No More

January 28, 2017
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Sometimes, separating the art from the artist is difficult. One flows into the other, and somehow the creation becomes an extension of the creator. That’s how I feel about Amanda Palmer. She’s a musician, a writer, and all-around wide open person who loves to live through her creations. She also happens to be married to […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Under Construction

January 28, 2017
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I come from a working class, blue collar family. My dad worked with cars, my uncles worked as electricians and a few of my cousins were in construction. It takes a strong set of hands to do such labor intensive work for a living. Yeah, you may get to retire earlier than sitting behind a […]

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