Bucky Beall

Masturbation Roll

May 17, 2013

Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Miranda Kerr Bares Her Tits On Instagram – DrunkenStepfather Jennifer Lawrence No Bra Nipple Pic – CelebJihad Cara Delevingne Perky Side Boob with Pastie – TaxiDriverMovie More Miranda Kerr Double Nip Slip! - The Nip Slip Pornstar Jada Fire Would Like To Squirt In Rihanna’s Mouth - Smoking Section 7 Technology-Friendly Sex Positions – CollegeHumor [...]

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Man Cuts Off His Own Penis To Spite His Girlfriend?

May 17, 2013

I’ve heard the expression “cut off your own nose to spite your face” but never “cut off your own dick to spite your girlfriend” but this is what literally happened recently in Taiwan. An unnamed man (luckily for him) was rushed to the hospital after he chopped off his own dick while fighting with his [...]

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Candice Swanepeol Titty Tits For Fashion

May 17, 2013

There’s a special sort of soft-porn performer called a “fashion model” who makes hundreds of thousands, or millions, per year, get invited to every swanky high class event, appear on the cover of magazines that are not even covered in brown paper or hidden on a top rack, and are generally praised by our society [...]

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Gambling On Sex Toy Races In Vegas?

May 17, 2013

For Bucky Beall’s many vices (voyeurism, addiction to Huffington Post, addiction to huffing solvents, addiction to cheap women) gambling is not one of them. As a born loser there’s no thrill in betting on games of chance, cards, or whore’s races errrr horse races, because he knows he’s going to lose already. Of course for any [...]

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Miranda Kerr Topless Titty Pics

May 16, 2013

Miranda Kerr is so fucking sexy and not only sexy but so fucking beautiful (and there’s lots of women out there who are sexy while not being beautiful) when I look at her naked I just want to punch the wall (or the nearest Twitter person near me, duck YouPorn Jude!). I just get so turned [...]

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Katharina Damm, Model & Actress, Topless Beach Pics

May 16, 2013

Maybe I’m losing my magic, maybe my grip on dirty jokes is slipping, but I’m going to leave it up to you, the readers, to make the “Damn Katharina damm you got awesome boobs and a wicked beach bod, damn girl dammmm.” And whoever makes the best joke along these lines in our comments section [...]

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Masturbation Roll

May 14, 2013

Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Actress Zoe Saldana Nude – DrunkenStepfather Victoria Justice Shows Off Her Bare Butt – CelebJihad Nene Leakes See Through to one MASSIVE Bra – TaxiDriverMovie Katharina Damm Topless at the Beach - The Nip Slip 10 Instances of Angela Simmons Looking Gloriously Thick - Smoking Section 10 Things I’ve Learned From Porn – CollegeHumor Christina [...]

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Top 5: Barrage Of The Bizarre Sex Toys

May 14, 2013

It’s been awhile since we’ve endured a list of sex toy nightmares – I’ve tried recreating the feature as video reviews done by our Twitter princess Pornhub Katie but her mix of tears, begging, and threats on my life, have convinced me otherwise. So until I pawn it off to some other sucker the world’s [...]

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Nipple Tattooing Is The Newest Trend?

May 14, 2013

Tit Tattooing (say it ten times fast)! Yes it’s a thing, well actually, nipple tatts are now the new big thing. And no, our famously tattooed Twitter hottie Katie Pornhub does not have tattooed headlights and she’s not getting any even though Peeperz is offering to pay to transform her nips into little images of Bucky’s face. [...]

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Man With World’s Largest Dick Makes World’s Worst Music Video

May 14, 2013

Jonah Falcon has everything one needs to be the world’s most successful male pornstar: he wants to be an actor, he already has a great pornstar name with his birthname, and, most importantly of all, he has the world’s largest penis at 13.5 inches (about the size of a wine bottle). Even though “The Falcon” [...]

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