Calvin Clark

Man Writes City To Complain After Prostitute Turns Him Down

July 22, 2017
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Rejection is always tough, but it’s one of those things in life you have to get used to if you want to make intimate connections with people. You put all your cards on the table and if it doesn’t work out, you pick them up and walk away. Alternatively you can enter an awkward friendship […]

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Scientists Study Female Sexual Dysfunction, Discover Size Matters?

July 21, 2017
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Like most men who pretend to be women in online video games, I often wonder what it would be like to have a vagina. Where the penis is a rather straight forward series of tubes, the vagina is this complex magical symbol of life and love. However, despite half of the world’s population having one […]

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“Living Sex Doll” Undergoes Hypnotherapy To Become Dumber?

July 20, 2017
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I’ve always been impressed by how hard some people will work in order to avoid getting a job. Blondie Bennett is a 38-year-old American woman who earns a living by exchanging sexy pictures for cash from her online sugar daddies. While there have been far younger and prettier women who have attempted to supplement their […]

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NY Judge Rules Erotic Dancing Is Not An Art Form, Can Be Taxed

July 19, 2017
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Strip clubs in New York have been able to avoid paying taxes on money collected through performances by calling erotic dancing a form of art. Apparently tax laws on live art performances are a lot more lenient than they are for acts of sexual fantasy, and strip clubs have been classifying their income this way […]

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Woman Accidentally Shows Pornhub Link On The Local News

July 18, 2017
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I clear my browser history a lot because it doesn’t take long for the address bar to become a glimpse into how erotic my browsing habits are. Trying to search for any word initiates a parade of weird and erotic phrases that have researched, and I’d rather nobody ever see those. A Chicago area college […]

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Study Reveals American Couples Use Porn To Enhance Sex Lives

July 17, 2017
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The common perception of the average porn consumer is that of the single male, stealthily tugging his junk before the warm glow of a computer monitor. While this accurately describes my weekend, a study conducted by a leading French survey institute sought to see how porn viewing relates to sexual activity. The study, conducted by […]

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Americans Find Phones, Internet More Important Than Sex?

July 16, 2017
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While most of us are driven by a desire to have sex or otherwise work a few orgasms into our lives, there are a few other things in life that motivate us to get out of bed every day. We’ve read studies over the years that revealed most people are so addicted to modern conveniences […]

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Sex Coach Claims Vaginal Weightlifting Will Improve Sex Life

July 15, 2017
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While most forms of exercise have an added effect that improves your quality of life, weightlifting isn’t really one of them. Unless you’re a professional wrestler, being able to pick a bunch of heavy shit up isn’t really that useful. However, a sex coach named Kim Anami thinks her style of weightlifting can directly improve […]

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Man Thwarts Telephone Scammer Using Internet Porn

July 14, 2017
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With the rising threat of identity theft, credit fraud, and internet scammers making the news as of late, you can’t be too careful about how you handle yourself on the internet. One of the more brazen threats I’ve heard about is form of phone calls from people posing as Microsoft employees. These people prey on […]

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Can Masturbation Affect The Way You Sleep?

July 13, 2017
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Like most over stimulated people, I have trouble sleeping. I spend all day reading, writing, playing video games, and watching movies; it’s hard to just quit all that and go to bed. While there are a number of over-the-counter sleeping aids that many people swear by, I’m not very fond of using a sedative to […]

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