Calvin Clark

College Students Who Smoke Pot More Likely To Have Sex?

February 24, 2017
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I don’t smoke pot but it’s certainly not because of any moral or legal ramifications. I live in a part of the country where the laws surrounding marijuana use are easily avoided by getting a fake doctor to say you have stress or back pain. I avoid the reefer because when I smoke I feel […]

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Survey Says: Your Coworkers Are Probably Hooking Up!

February 23, 2017
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Working in an office is weird. You’re cooped up with a bunch of people for 8 hours a day and everything that happens is entirely irrelevant to people on the outside. All the best things you have to talk about revolve around your coworkers and you would rather talk to them than your friends, family […]

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Man Sues Apple Over His “Porn Addiction”?

February 21, 2017
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A lot of people blame porn for their total lack of self-control and bad decision making skills. If your marriage ended because you watched too much porn on the internet, you probably had a shitty marriage to begin with. Sadly, common sense like this isn’t the norm. Chris Sevier, a lawyer from Nashville, accidentally logged […]

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Health Inspector Finds Strip Club Cleaner Than Local Church!

February 20, 2017
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If something can be done in a strip club, then a strip club is the ideal place to do it. Aside from the occasionally nude women being paid to be nice to you, strip clubs are like little ecosystems. They’re really dark, isolated, and while you’re in there you have no idea what’s going on […]

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Firefighters Use Saw To Remove Stuck Sex Toy From Man’s Penis

February 19, 2017
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If I had to construct the most embarrassing scenario for myself, it would probably involve getting my penis stuck in a sex toy and having to go to the emergency room to get it removed. I already don’t like it when the UPS man knocks on the door in the middle of the day. No […]

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Sexy Train CCTV Footage Ends Up On The Internet

February 18, 2017
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One of the things I miss about public transportation is the free show provided by my fellow commuters. Riding on a public train is like sitting in on the taping a reality show being filmed in a mobile urinal. I can only wonder what magical things have been captured on the closed circuit cameras installed […]

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IT Worker Accidentally Displays Porn On Giant Outdoor Screen

February 17, 2017
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While it’s rarely acceptable to watch porn at work, the only way you can get in trouble is if you get caught. If you’re stealthy enough and can maintain the proper poker face then you can watch porn where ever you want. Do a quick corner check, make sure nobody is going walk in on […]

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Vagina Breaks Up Fight Between Penis & A Dick

February 15, 2017
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A man in a penis costume and a woman dressed as a vagina were prancing around the streets of Glastonbury in Somerset, England to promote two plays being put on by their theater group. Things were going fine until one man took offence to their costumes and started a fight with the penis. What a […]

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Strip Club Inside Of A Casino? Brilliant!

February 14, 2017
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The only thing that can swindle money from a drunk faster than a casino is a strip club. When a resort developer was trying to figure out which of these cash vacuums to build inside of the Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, one particularly brilliant executive asked “why not both?” After they hoisted his […]

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Do Couples That Run Together, Bang Together?

February 13, 2017
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Running sucks. It’s boring, hard and if you do it too long your nipples and other tender spots will start to bleed from friction generated by rubbing against your clothes. In spite of this, running regularly is one of the best ways to keep toned and improve endurance – which means the only sane reason […]

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