Calvin Clark

Does The Color Of Your Bedroom Affect Your Sex Life?

January 28, 2017
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Everyone wants to improve their sex life, but exercising and eating properly is really hard. If only there was something really easy you could do to increase the amount of sex you have without making any drastic or effort consuming life changes. Travelodge has your back! A while back, the kingpin of hotels conducted a […]

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Are Memory Foam Mattresses Ruining Your Sex Life?

January 26, 2017
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I find it impossible to sleep on a memory foam mattress. The impressive amount of body heat I put out is trapped by the material and I wake up a sweaty, dried out man-raisin. Still, they are some of the most popular mattresses and the most well-known alternative to the century old sack of metal […]

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Finding Out Your Best Friend Accepts Money For Hand Jobs

January 24, 2017
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I have a drinking buddy that spent a considerable amount of time becoming a licensed masseuse. She’s a good looking, vaguely ethnic girl who I respect dearly. Early in our friendship I expressed interest in a romantic relationship but she politely declined. Since then we have become pretty solid friends and as a result of […]

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Sarah Silverman’s Perfect Night: Masturbating & YouPorn

January 21, 2017
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I’m a huge Sarah Silverman fan. She’s been a tremendous influence on the humor I attempt in my writing and the standup comedy I’m far too terrified to deliver. Sadly she doesn’t tweet sexy pictures or exploit her sexuality for publicity so I rarely get to talk about her here at Peeperz. However, thanks to […]

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The Search For Brooklyn’s Smallest Penis?

January 19, 2017
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Make any accusations you wish about my insecurities and insatiable desire for approval, but I like to win at things or at the very least be better than people I hate. The “Smallest Penis Contest” at King’s County Bar in Brooklyn, however, is one competition where I wouldn’t mind coming in dead last. The organizers […]

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Man Arrested For Picking Up Hooker On His Honeymoon. Oops!

January 17, 2017
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My dad once told me you always try on a pair of boots before you cut the tags off and then he winked so violently that actual sparks shot out of his face. While most couples are sexually active prior to marriage, it’s still expected that newlywed couples spend their honeymoon have copious amounts of […]

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Naked Pope Protestor Arrested

January 16, 2017
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One of my favorite activities in college was avoiding pretentious assholes trying to tell me what to care about. While I may be very passionate about equality, conservation, and reproductive rights I don’t feel the need to help some unwashed, scruffy looking hippy get a good grade on a paper by listening to a half-informed […]

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Aspiring BBW Model Consuming 5,000 Calories A Day!

January 15, 2017
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Most people I know with BBW fetishes grew their taste for larger women out of necessity. They really love their girlfriends who in turn really love browsing Reddit for five hours a day while drinking three or four caramel Frappuccinos. There are also those who legitimately admire the soft, sweaty curves of a big woman, […]

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Friendly Reminder That “Steak & BJ Day” Is On The Way!

January 14, 2017
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Valentine’s Day is a month away, and many men go the extra mile to show the woman or bottom in their life that they love them. This is primarily accomplished through excessive displays of commerce. Flowers, candy, dinners, jewelry – nothing says “I love you” like spending money you don’t have. What’s a good way […]

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An Academic Journal Devoted To Porn?

January 12, 2017
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When Fifty Shades of Grey originally came out, every one of my aunts and older cousins made not-to-subtle references about reading it and masturbating or having more kinky sex. This boundary separating what sexual topics are acceptable to talk about and which are still taboo is always moving. When I’m not “ruining family dinner” with […]

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