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Drunk Florida Chick Applies For Job At Adult Store, Steals Sex Toy

May 21, 2017
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There are a few pieces of job hunting advice that you would think go without saying. You shouldn’t have to tell someone not to drunkenly stumble into an adult store and steal something before asking about employment- unless you’re from Florida. You have to be really explicit down there. A 23-year-old woman from Tampa verified […]

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Is Pubic Hair Back In Fashion?

May 20, 2017
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While most people prefer a clean shaven set of genitals there still seems to be a market for those who enjoy porn featuring a more natural looking pussy. I’m not sure if it’s a fetish or people being nostalgic for the bushy porn of the 1990s, but there is a healthy amount of pubic hair […]

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Study Reveals Men Burn More Calories During Sex Than Women

May 19, 2017
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We’ve discussed the various physical and mental health benefits of regular sex, and even related the story of how the world’s fattest woman fucked her way to better health. While scientists are certain that sex is indeed good exercise, there are still a lot of variables that determine exactly how many calories are burned during […]

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Survey Says: Most Women Prefer Alone Time Over Sex?

May 18, 2017
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A long standing assumption in most cultures is that men care more about sex than women. This is observable in popular images of men in media that depict handsome playboys who are always on the hunt for a new casual sex partner while women are more cautious and reserved. While studies in recent years have […]

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Women Have Better Sex After Weight Loss Surgery, Study Finds

May 17, 2017
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Despite an article we found last week that suggested getting in better shape and making healthier lifestyle changes could potentially hurt a relationship, most people would agree that losing weight can only improve one’s life. This isn’t to say a few love handles or extra padding in key areas would get in the way of […]

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Chicago Library Defies Angry Mother, Keeps Internet Porn

May 16, 2017
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One of the things that makes America unique is the freedom states and cities are allowed to govern themselves. It’s the reason why some states legalized gay marriage while others didn’t, and why some are able to regularly shit on women’s rights. It’s a double-edged sword that makes the US not only one of the […]

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Cop Has Sex On The Job, Blows Her Cover & The Suspect

May 15, 2017
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A few years ago I served on a jury where a man was arrested for selling drugs to an undercover police officer. He never claimed he wasn’t a drug dealer, but that the officer he sold drugs to entrapped him by flirting with him and offering him sex in exchange for selling her drugs. The […]

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Study Suggests Weight Loss May Not Improve Sex Life For Couples

May 14, 2017
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With a penchant for comfort food, I’ve spent the majority of my adult life trying to figure out the proper balance between exercise and gluttony. Over the last few years this delicate harmony has shifted and like many Americans I find myself saying “I sure would be happier if I was in better shape.” By happier […]

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The End Of Softcore Cable Porn

May 13, 2017
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The idea of softcore pornography seems silly to us now. Thanks to the hardworking people at Pornhub, an endless supply of quality hardcore smut is ready to stream to your computer, phone or home theater. However, during the time of dial up modems and free picture galleries, some had to rely on Skinemax to make […]

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Big Booty Women Found To Be More Intelligent – Science!

May 12, 2017
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I’ve always had a thing for brainy women with bad attitudes, but it can be difficult to ascertain someone’s intelligence by just looking at them. After starting conversations with smart looking girls wearing glasses and cardigan sweaters, I’ll often become too invested before realizing they think mermaids are real or evolution is the work of […]

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