Dave Carter

Congratulations! You All Have Safer Sex

August 3, 2011
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File this one under: good news for everyone! A new study by Trojan indicates that 86% of teenage boys who wore a condom in the past year also had beaten off in the past year, compared to 44% who haven’t yet discovered the joy of Pornhub. Therefore, the study concludes, watching porn encourages safe sex. [...]

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Larry Flynt Offers Casey Anthony $500,000 to Pose in Hustler

August 1, 2011

Full disclosure: I didn’t follow a minute of the Casey Anthony trial. But people were pretty fucking pissed when she was acquitted of killing her daughter. Right now, she’s in hiding and holding down the title of ‘Most Hated Woman In America,’ a belt which Angelina Jolie can finally relinquish after metaphorically scissor-raping Jen Aniston to get [...]

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Your Copa América/Naked Diosa Canales Update

July 19, 2011
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Back on July 8th, with the Copa América about to kick off, I wrote about how superhot Venezuelan model/actress Diosa Canales will pose naked if Venezuela wins the tournament. At the time, I described their chances as “utterly hopeless..Venezuela will have to beat Argentina, Brazil, Uruguay, and Chile, and Paraguay on their way to winning the whole thing. They’re also not very [...]

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Miss Sprint Cup Paige Duke’s Racy Photos Leaked

July 11, 2011
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No matter what you think about NASCAR’s ability to entertain, its merits as a sport, or the intelligence of its die-hard fans, you can’t really ever go wrong with fast cars, beer, and hotties in the summertime. Emphasis on the hotties, because this years’ Miss Sprint Cup winner Paige Duke, 24, is Bridgestone-on-a-left-turn hot. But back when she [...]

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Your Reason To Watch the Copa América

July 8, 2011
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For those of you who have nearly given up on life thanks to lockouts in football and basketball, not to mention the Bruins making those smug Bostonians even more smug-ish, don’t fret: the Copa América is upon us. For those who are lost, the Copa is the essentially the World Cup of the South American [...]

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Fitness Site Accidentally Publishes Users Sex Lives To The Web

July 6, 2011
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We all love to brag on message boards and our WoW accounts about how much we get laid, but this takes it to another level. Fitbit is a website designed to track everything you do, in order to measure total calorie input/output. Put in your morning run, the flight of stairs at work, or that [...]

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Did The Russians & NASA Conduct Space Sex Experiments?

April 26, 2011
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Call it one step backwards for man, one giant missed opportunity for mankind. In 2000, a study was released by French author Pierre Kohler that United States and Russia space programs had conducted separate experiments on space-sex. According to Kohler, the Russians and Americans had both encouraged married couples aboard space stations to space-hump, in order to figure [...]

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Kendra Wilkinson New Sex Tape: Dancing With the Stars Plot?

April 13, 2011
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Kendra Wilkinson has already blessed us with one sex tape. Now we’re on the verge of a new one, and it may be a political move. A new Kendra sex tape is rumored to be out there, featuring a hot naked scene with her (girl) friend Taryn Ryan. And word on the street is that Kendra is leaking [...]

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Morning Jerk Before Work: Angelica Sin

April 13, 2011
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Pornstar of the Morning: Angelica Sin Anyone with “Sin” in their name…well..you know where I’m going with this. 37 years of age, 36-DD, Angelica Sin has been in over 300 movies, including The Devil in New Miss Jones, a remake of the “porno chic” epic The Devil in Miss Jones. It also had a budget of [...]

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Morning Jerk Before Work: Bobbi Starr

April 12, 2011
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Pornstar of the Morning: Bobbi Starr No, she’s not related to last week’s MJBW subject Rachel Starr, but Bobbi is still worthy of her “Starr” surname. She got started in the industry at age 23 doing bondage videos and deepthroat, and has done over 252 movies since. Weighing in at 129 pounds, 32-C, she was [...]

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