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Jordan’s Sex Diary #12 – Sexico

May 2, 2012

Winter seems like a long time ago even though it’s barely May, but I was just thinking about something that happened this past January which kept me warm in the panties region until spring. It happened when I went on vacation to Mexico. It was right after Christmas, and I just got back from spending [...]

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Jordan’s Sex Diary #10 – April Showers

April 13, 2012

The other night, coming home from the bar, I stopped off for some poutine (a delish mix of fries, gravy, and cheese curds for y’all not in the know) and I was feeling a bit tipsy meaning I was feeling a bit flirty. While I was waiting for my takeout a guy started chatting me [...]

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Jordan’s Sex Diary #10 – Spring Makeouts

March 30, 2012

So spring is kinda here in Montreal! We had a few days of awesome summery weather and all the snow melted and people came outside! I’ve been waiting for this forever and I wanted to celebrate. Me and two of my girlfriends hit up a bar I’ve been to so many times but not lately. [...]

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Jordan’s Sex Diary #9 – High Five!

March 21, 2012

A few days ago I was fooling around with one of my regular fuck buddies when I realized he was basically trying to fist me, I mean he wasn’t literally clenching up his fist and sticking it in me, but we were on my couch and things were going pretty normally – we had just [...]

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Jordan’s Sex Diary #8 – Fucked All Weekend

March 7, 2012

Holy shit! The best weekends are the ones where you don’t get out of bed. On Friday I fell into bed of a man we’ll call Rick. Rick with the Big Dick. I met Rick Friday afternoon when I was walking home from yoga. Well, I should say that I first met him last Fall [...]

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Jordan’s Sex Diary #7 – Dry Spell & Phone Sex

February 29, 2012

It’s been a slow week. I haven’t been laid in a while. Valentine’s Day was fun, but that didn’t really count. I’m a bit sexually frustrated and going crazy. On Friday I went out with a few friends to a dive bar a couple blocks away. It felt like a low key night but I [...]

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Jordan’s Sex Diary #6 – How I Spent My Valentine’s Day

February 17, 2012

Last weekend I went shopping for panties. I usually do this about once a month, because panties are some of the funnest things you can buy when you love showing off your ass to people on the Internet, but every year around Valentine’s Day I find myself purchasing ridiculous amounts of underwear. Red ones, pink [...]

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Jordan’s Sex Diary #5: Fappy February

February 8, 2012

People keep tweeting about “No Fap February,” this thing where they’re dedicating a whole month to NOT jerking off. If I went a whole month without masturbating I don’t know what would explode first – my head or my clit. I seriously cannot keep my hands above my waist for more than an hour at [...]

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Jordan’s Sex Diary #4 – Why Do Hangovers Make Me Horny?

January 25, 2012

I woke up Saturday morning alone in bed with a massive hangover from my friend’s birthday party. I immediately hated myself for not pulling some guy home with me, even though I was too drunk to fuck that night. Because when I’m hung over I become greedily horny. Like, out of control. I don’t know [...]

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Jordan’s Sex Diary #3 – Horny Hibernation

January 20, 2012

I haven’t left my house in three days because of all the snow. The last time I was out was Friday night, to my friend’s show down the street. He plays in a really shitty band and was playing a showcase with a bunch of other shitty bands. There were exactly four cute guys in [...]

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