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Camille Crimson Redux

October 8, 2010
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What better send off for this porn writer than paying homage to that one redhead woman who made my time at Peeperz worth the long hours, carpal tunnel, bleeding fingertips and excessive use of battery operated toys. Yes, that woman would be none other than fellatio virtuoso, Camille Crimson. Now I can spend my last [...]

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KKK Holds Rally For Anti-Gay Student

October 8, 2010
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We’ll admit it. We don’t have many hard lines for our behaviour. We make decisions based purely on whatever hedonistic want is tickling us at the moment.  But if we did make a decision or hold any type of strong belief (other than never trust a teetotaller) that the KKK not only stood behind but [...]

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Lara Stone Upset She Lost Her Panties

October 7, 2010
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We’ve seen model, Lara Stone, in many stages of undress. So seeing Lara’s pantiless upskirt should not be quite as titillating as we find it to be. But we are degenerates and any flash of pussy whether we’ve seen it splayed, gaping, stretched or peeking titillates us. We are worried about Lara’s state of well [...]

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Here’s A Little Trauma With Your Boobs

October 7, 2010
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Jordan Carver’s 32HH boobs are already substantial enough to cause major physical injury. There is already threat of whiplash, suffocation, eye damage, police brutality and an assortment of other things that we can’t even think of because we are too involved with staring at Jordan’s rack. Oh yeah, we can add brain damage to that [...]

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Top 10 80′s Pornstars

October 6, 2010
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Yesterday we brought you the top ten ponstars of the 70’s (a period we’re incredibly nostalgic for) so today we scoured our porn collection for the top ten pornstars of the 80’s. In a time of blonde haired excess, it was interesting to see who came out on top. There are the usual names that [...]

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We Love This Slovenian Ass

October 6, 2010
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We thought we knew all there was to know about Slovenia. And all we know is one little fact that has been enough to keep us out of the country; Slovenia has the most casinos per capita in all of the European Union. Just knowing that we can hear the voices begin to whisper, “Come [...]

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Top 10 70′s Pornstars

October 5, 2010
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It’s no secret that we have a soft (hard?) spot for vintage porn. Ever since we wrote our ode to Kay Parker we couldn’t stop thinking about all of those other 70’s pornstars that we know and occasionally self-love with. Looking back on the pornstars from yesteryear has given us a new appreciation for them. [...]

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We Want To Be On Tanya Tate’s Casting Couch!

October 5, 2010
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This is what reality shows are missing, pornstars fucking their fans in the back of a Winnebago while on camera. Fuck the Jersey Shore, Tanya Tate is onto something brilliant here. The UK pornstar is starring in her very own reality show, “The Tanya Tate Casting Couch”, where she will be in London looking for [...]

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People Are Having Way More Anal Sex Than Us

October 4, 2010
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The Indiana University sexual health researchers just held the largest National Sex Study to date. In other words, researchers got to ask a whole bunch of people what they’re into sexually without screams of “Stranger! Danger! Stranger! Danger!”” Lucky bastards. They questioned 5,865 people between 14-94 about their sexual experiences and use of condoms. They [...]

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Get Your Strippers And Flu Shots

October 4, 2010
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Sometimes we’re not sure whether to file things under awesome or incredibly sketchy.  For instance, there is a strip club in Casselberry, Florida that offers free flu shots to all Casselberry residents, veterans and city employees. Even if you’re not a resident, you’re welcome to enjoy all that Rachel’s Gentleman’s Club has to offer (naked, [...]

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