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Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Porntastic Photo Shoot

February 22, 2012

I know Bucky just did a post about Lindsay Lohan and Terry Richardson, but what can I say, I just can’t get enough of a good thing, and I’m a fervent follower of Peeperz’ three beats system: 1. Beat off 2. Beat that dead horse 3. Beat off again. Don’t blame me, blame our favorite [...]

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Gorgeous Killers – Naked Ladies Will Make You Cream Your Pants

February 21, 2012

A came across Las Vegas based photographer Jay Cinista on tunblr where he host the photo-blog Gorgeous Killers. His style reminds me Terry Richardson (minus the celebrities) and American Apparel ad spots. It’s gotten to a point where any half naked girl wearing knee high socks reminds me of AA ads, because that’s basically all [...]

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DIY Sex Machines – Do Not Try At Home

February 20, 2012

I’m constantly fascinated with the new and improved ways people find to get themselves off. Give a guy the gift of a dry spell and a little imagination and he’s suddenly Bob the Builder. The creators of American Pie didn’t have to look far for the whole fucking a pie gag, because guys have been [...]

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An Inside Look At A Chinese Sex Toy Factory

February 18, 2012

I always thought of sex dolls as more of a novelty sex toy, you know, something you bring to a bachelor party as a gag, as opposed to something you’d actually take home and fuck. If I were a dude, the first sex toy I would go out and buy would be a Fleshlight or [...]

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I Had Sex For Money Pt.7! Cum On My Tits!

February 16, 2012

I’ve had threesomes before, had my first one when I was fifteen actually, but I’ve never had sex in a room with other people in it… that you know, weren’t involved. That’s just bad manners. I remember when a friend of mine told me about this time she fucked a guy while another girl was [...]

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Lady & The Tramp: Courtney Stodden’s V-Day!

February 15, 2012

Teen bride Courtney Stodden and 51 year-old husband Doug Hutchinson are brilliant masterminds. I’m pretty sure they hire a photographer to follow them around. Forget being harassed by the paparazzi, they hire their own stalkers. How else do you explain all these “candid” shots that appear in the tabloids all the time. Sure, maybe Stodden [...]

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Valentine’s Day Is For NOT Hooking Up With Relatives

February 14, 2012

Valentine’s day is the perfect day to pick-up some strange. Think about it, it’s a holiday designed to make everyone who is not in a relationship depressed as all hell and when chicks are lonely they get drunk at their local watering hole looking for love in all the wrong places, or at the very [...]

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Sensual, Sexual, Provocative Imagery For Your Morning Boner

February 13, 2012

Know what I love about my job? That I get to peruse the Internet in search of images to will give people hard-ons. I love giving people hard-ons. If not personally, at least I can do it through Peeperz, so thank you Peeperz for giving me the opportunity to make dicks hard the world over; [...]

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I Had Sex For Money Pt.6! Debbie Does Dallas

February 10, 2012

Hookers make a lot of money, but they also have to spend a lot of money. Thigh high stocking, fuck me boots, and sexy apparel doesn’t come cheap. Hooking was never my main gig, so I never invested in a complete escort wardrobe. Of course, I owned several pairs of thigh high stoking; a must [...]

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My Pussy Looks Like The Virgin Mary

February 9, 2012

Those nut jobs who find the likeness of Jesus in burned pancakes and start a shrine to the all mighty Lord crack me (no offense, okay, a little offense). Sure, I’ve spent my fair share of summer days lying on the ground and trying to find shapes in the clouds, but I was never really [...]

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