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Irina Shayk, Nina Agdal, & Joan Smalls For Boobs Worldwide

February 24, 2017
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The winner here is Irina Shayk. The women is stupid gorgeous, you know, so gorgeous that looking at her renders you stupid. There are other models in these “Unseen Images” by Sante D’Orazio, but they all pale in comparison to Shayk. The women is resplendent. I don’t know when these pictures where taken, but I […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Miley Cyrus (2015)

February 23, 2017
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In this day and age news is on a 24 hour cycle. If it happened last week it’s already old news, so I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, 2015 IS OLD ENOUGH FOR A THROW BACK. I DO WHAT I WANT. OKAY. Okay. I’m glad that’s settled and we’ve come to an agreement. I wouldn’t […]

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Sex News: 500,000 Blowjobs, Man Shoots Wife In Ass, & Sex!

February 23, 2017
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Meet the 2 porn stars who owe America 500,000 blowjobs (The Daily Dot) Phillips was reasonably upset because she had a lot on the line. Her bet was for the fifth-ever Team BJ, a semi-regular event where porn stars choose a public competition and bet the house—the house being all a blowjob for everyone who follows the […]

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The Only Sexy Lap Dance Tricks You’ll Ever Need!

February 22, 2017
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Valentine’s Day has come and gone, but that doesn’t mean that you have to stop giving your man lap dances. Yes, that’s right. I said “your man,” it could be “your woman” or “your person of fluid gender” it doesn’t really matter. What matters here is that that person is “yours” and that you calls […]

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Last Week On Insta: Nicki Minaj, Gina Valentina, & +++

February 22, 2017
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I’m usually not crazy about Nina Agdal. She’s pretty enough, but she doesn’t really do anything for me. Attraction is difficult to pin down. Leo DiCaprio is pretty smitten with the blonde Victoria’s Secret model, however, so I’m sure she’s not crying herself to sleep due to lack of interest from yours truly. That said, […]

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Kate Upton Graces The Cover Of Sports Illustrated Once Again

February 21, 2017
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Is this a Kate Upton comeback?! She’s on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, which is how she rose to fame in the first place. I feel like this is a good omen. Plus, she looks goood. The covers aren’t my favorite, though. I really like the pics where she’s lying on the […]

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Pulse AKA “The Guybrator™” Is The New Sex Toy Everyone Needs

February 20, 2017
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When it comes to sex toys I feel like dudes or people with penises get the short end of the stick. No, that is not a short dick joke. Well, maybe. It’s a little joke. A little dick joke. Laugh all you want, but it’s true. I dare you to name more than one sex […]

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Bella Hadid Nipples So You’ll Take Her Modelling Seriously

February 20, 2017
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There’s no denying that Kendall, Kylie, Ireland, Hailey, Gigi, and Bella – you know, the children of famous people – are all gorgeous as fuck, but would these people have modelling careers if they had just walked off the street and into a modelling agency? *Do people still do that? Walk into a modelling agency […]

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Sex News: Banned Pringles Commercial, Banning Porn Is Harmful, & Kinky Sex Makes You More Creative

February 17, 2017
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I want Pringles. The Pringles Commercial That Was Censored During The Super Bowl (ALRINCON) The executives and the marketing agency were shocked when the people in charge of managing commercials during the Super Bowl discarded the one they had sent to promote their brand. “But, but… but why? I don’t understand it! We’re encouraging recycling! […]

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Emily Ratajkowski Sues Art Gallery For Showing Polaroid Nudes

February 16, 2017
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Before “Blurred Lines” made Emily Ratajkowski famous, the busty brunette was doing art nudes for a variety of photographers and publications. You may remember when Jonathan Leder – purveyor of vintage inspired erotica – released a book of polaroids he took of Emily, I posted about it back in April 2015?! Anyhow, turns out Em […]

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