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Sydney Graham Has Gorgeous Pierced Nipples For Humanity

March 26, 2017
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Credit card companies are insane. For a really long time I couldn’t get credit, because I fucked up back when I was in uni and I almost had to declare bankruptcy to get out of the mess I had created for myself. Fortunately I didn’t have to go bankrupt, but my credit rating for still shit […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Esme Bianco (2009)

March 23, 2017
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Ah, the good ol’ days of Game of Thrones when the show was fresh enough and exciting enough to inspire a new generation of readers to pick up George R. R. Martin’s epic fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire.  These days the show still inspires a legion of rabid fans, but at the same […]

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Say Hello To Honey Gold Your New Favorite Porn Star!!!

March 22, 2017
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You all know Mark Spiegler, right? He’s the man behind Spiegler Girls  one of the top talent agencies in the adult industry. He represents hotties such as Asa Akira, Riley Reid, Annika Albrite, Kira Noir, and AJ Applegate. It’s a good thing his agency is so well regarded, because the dude’s website looks like it […]

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Last Week On Insta: Kira Noir, Taylor Hill, & More +++

March 22, 2017
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I’m having one of those days where work is making me super horny. Imagine trying to get things done when all you want to do is rub one out? It’s not very productive. I should just give up or turn my office chair into a sex machine. I’m sure I could find a way to […]

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Revenge Of The GIFs With Megan Rain

March 21, 2017
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Make it rain. Make it rain. Or, you know, Megan Rain. Megan Rain makes it rain semen. Semen ALL OVER THE PLACE. Actually, Megan Rain chose that particular moniker, because she kind of looks like Megan Fox and she can squirt like a power hose. Truth be told, I have never seen her squirt so […]

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Pxie Revolutionizes The Hair Brush In “Spank” By Higinio Domingo

March 21, 2017
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Long dark hair, striking eyebrows, piercing eyes, fair skin, pouty red lips… I mean this is my high school fantasy girl come to life, I tell ya. And with a spanking fetish to boot. I’m pretty much in heaven. Oh, I’m reminded of a story in Alison Tyler’s Wonderland where little riding hood is a […]

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Sex News: Pornhub Plow, Space Sex, & Porn Is Kinkier

March 20, 2017
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The Fappening Part Two is happening as I’m sure you’ve heard by now. I’m conflicted. On one hand, I want to share the pics, because I’m a perv and that shit generates a lot of traffic, but on the other hand I don’t know how I feel about perpetuating the whole let’s-violate-someone’s-privacy shtick. That said, […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Lyra Law?

March 20, 2017
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Before getting into good ol’ regular hardcore porn, Lyra Law worked as a dominatrix out of her own dungeon in downtown L.A. I mention this, because when Lyra did her first interviews at AVN in 2015 she hadn’t even shot her first scenes yet, but it wasn’t like the tall, leggy blonde was a stranger […]

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Last Week On Insta: Kendra Sunderland, Lana Rhoades, & +++

March 16, 2017
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I need a new Stoya in my life. Original Stoya is still alive and well, but her output, whether it be porn or writing, has drastically reduced in the last year or so. Even her tweets and Insta posts are few and far between. I just don’t get enough Stoya in my life. I need […]

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Bianca Mihoc Poses Nude & Raises Everyone’s Quality Of Life

March 15, 2017
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I had a whole intro planned for this post, but then I forgot it. Every. Single. Word. Gone. I hate it when that happens. There I was doing the dishes and I thought of something brilliant I wanted to write. It was all composed in my head and then when I finally got to my […]

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