Lola Byrd

Pics From The Red Carpet At The 2017 XBiz Awards

January 23, 2017
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Katrina Jade came prepared to win Female Performer of the Year. I mean, if you’re going to win the night’s most coveted award you might as well be wearing bling coming out of your asshole. Butt plug bling is the new diamond engagement ring. Edyn Blair looks like a mermaid. She posted a picture of […]

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Here Are The 2017 XBIZ Awards Winners (Abridged Version)!

January 23, 2017
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Do you really care who won the award for best editing? No. I didn’t think so. There’s only three awards that people care about and that’s Feature Movie of the Year, Female Performer of the Year, and Best New Starlet. I added a few more winners just to round things out a bit, but for […]

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Jasmine Tookes Does Batgirl For A Sexy Maxim Photoshoot

January 22, 2017
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I wasn’t going to post this photoshoot, because I’ve seen better and frankly there isn’t enough nudity, but the Batgirl pic kills me. I only wish the rest of photoshoot was as good, because Victoria’s Secret Angel Jasmine Tookes wearing the Batgirl mask is pretty much perfection. Perfection. That Batgirl picture is so good I […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Carrie Fisher (1983)

January 19, 2017
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Is it too soon? Is this totally déclassé? Probably. But, and bear with me here, doing a Throw Back Thursday featuring Carrie Fisher after she just died isn’t a totally gross way to capitalize on her untimely demise, but rather it’s a way to celebrate her beauty, her charm, and her wit in a time of […]

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GIF Day: Samantha Bentley Gets You Through The Week

January 18, 2017
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Samantha Bentley is one of those people that look really different from scene to scene or depending on whether you’re looking at a moving picture or a still. For some of these GIFs I wasn’t even sure if it was the same person. There was one or two GIFs I didn’t post, because of that […]

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Sex News: Donald Trump Golden Shower Edition

January 18, 2017
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I did it again. I masturbated in the hot tub at the gym. I should really stop it… one of these days someone is going to see me on the security feed and I’ll be barred from ever working out again. These Reports Allege Trump Has Deep Ties To Russia (Buzzfeed) The dossier, which is a […]

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Wait, What? Love Magazine Is Still Doing Advent? END IT!

January 17, 2017
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Love Magazine puts out a series of sexy videos every year as an advent calendar. The calendar used to end on Christmas, but then they started ending it on New Year’s Day for what I’m assuming are PC reasons. Now, it seems they WILL NEVER STOP. Only they did stop, sometime in mid-January, because that […]

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Last Week On Insta: Keisha Grey, Nadine, Abigayle Rockette & +++

January 16, 2017
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I just got back from a Johnny Sins Instagram session. I totally got lost there for a second. Johnny and Kissa lead a somewhat charmed life. Every time I check out their feeds I want to move to Hawaii, because why not? Hawaii must have jobs, right? Okay, so I just got back from another […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Ingrid Mouth?

January 16, 2017
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I came across Ingrid Mouth when I was looking through GIFs of Lily Cade. I noticed this girl with wild curly hair and I had to know who she was. Luckily, the GIF in question was properly labelled and I didn’t have to look too far. She’s a model, a porn star, and an illustrator. […]

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Kissa Sins Answers The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire!

January 15, 2017
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Every time a famous person responds to one of my Twitter DMs I get pretty excited. Also, surprised, because if it were me I would definitely ignore The People. I would also refer to myself in the third person and use the royal “we” at the most inappropriate times. Kissa Sins, however, is a sweet […]

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