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Sex News: Penis Seat, Writing Porn, Best Blowjobs

April 30, 2017
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Mexico City metro’s ‘penis seat’ sparks debate (BBC News) When a new style of seat suddenly appeared on Mexico City’s metro system, it was labelled as inappropriate, uncomfortable, humiliating and embarrassing. It was supposed to be. The seat, moulded to include a protruding penis and chest, was designed to highlight sexual harassment experienced by female […]

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Last Week On Insta: Dita Von Teese, Anastasia Kvitko & +++

April 29, 2017
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Yesterday I was moving some furniture and I was taking a break. Unfortunately I decided to take said break upon a couch that was sort of half on the back of a trailer. Obviously the thing tipped over and I slammed into the ground. The entire right side of my body crash right into the […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Sabrina (1986)

April 27, 2017
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Do you know what I hate about summer? The birds start chirping at three in the morning some days. I swear, there you are trying to get some quality alone time in the middle of the night and the damn birds won’t leave you alone. I can understand why some people would grab a shotgun […]

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Kate Upton Impersonates Britney Spears For Lip Sync Battle

April 26, 2017
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I thought Lip Sync Battle was a skit on the Jimmy Fallon show, but I guess it’s a whole show on Spike TV now. Based on an idea by Stephen Merchant and John Krasinski, in which celebrities battle each other through the gift of song – wait, I mean, through the gift of lip syncing […]

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Pics Of Tove Lo Flashing Her Boobs At Coachella For Posterity

April 25, 2017
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Coachella happened, which means the internet is flush with pictures of hot young celebrities wearing culturally inappropriate clothing and/or very little clothing at all. I think the no clothing at all is the safer bet. When you don’t understand what cultural appropriation means, it’s best to avoid all iffy “festival” wardrobe choices and just go […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Jezabel Vessir?

April 24, 2017
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Jezabel Vessir, the cam model turned pornstar, is known for her big natural tits. They’re quite spectacular, a conclusion I’m sure you’ll come to on your own as soon as you set eyes on the photo gallery I put together for you Peepz. See what I mean? SPECTACULAR. I don’t know much about this stunning […]

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Adriana Lima Loves Eating Chocolate In The Shower

April 23, 2017
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For the record eating chocolate in the shower is super gross. I was so memorized by Adriana’s sexiness that when she took that bite out of the chocolate bunny I was shocked and for a second I thought it was a shower turd. You know, like a pool turd. You’ve seen Caddyshack. I know you […]

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Last Week On Insta: Shannon Lee Heberlein, Ashley Graham & +++

April 22, 2017
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One of my friends announced that she wants to get a boob job, which got us talking about plastic surgery. She mentioned that her boyfriend brought up the topic of butt implants as if this was something new that none of us had ever heard of. Oh man, I had a good time educating her […]

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Sex News: T-Rex Was A Sensitive Love, Dildo Livestream, & Incognito Mode

April 21, 2017
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Tyrannosaurus rex was a sensitive lover, new dinosaur discovery suggests (The Guardian) It made its name by terrorising Earth at the end of the Late Cretaceous, but Tyrannosaurus rex had a sensitive side too, researchers have found. The fearsome carnivore, which stood 20 feet tall and ripped its prey to shreds with dagger-like teeth, had […]

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Top 8: WTF Kind Of Girl Do You Take Me For Sex Toys!

April 20, 2017
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You want me to put what inside my body? False modesty aside, I kind of want to low key try all these. Well, except the Tyson, because water buffalo are real animals and I’m not comfortable with bestiality. I want my creatures to be paranormal! Seriously, though, I know most of these are weird as […]

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