Lola Byrd

Lola: A Cheating Husband & My Wet Panties

May 2, 2012
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Every girl I know has experienced the come on that takes forever, you know the one where it takes an hour for his hand to inch its way to your thigh, and when the moment finally comes you’re so riled up there’s just no more holding back. Some moments like that you just can’t get [...]

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Happy B-Day Fucking Machines! Celebrate With Pornhub Vids!

May 1, 2012
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“Why do women like to have sex with machines and why do people pay good money to watch?” Violet Blue asked Thomas Roche from Kink at the international sex and technology conference back in 2008: His response was fantastic, including conjecture about the viewers projecting themselves into the scene, but he centered on the basic [...]

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Fetish Model Tessa Kuragi Knocks My Socks Off

April 30, 2012
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I discovered fetish model Tessa Kuragi last night… and by “discovered” I mean stumbled upon her modeling portfolio while searching the Internet for nude female bodies to turn you guys on. It’s a hard life, but I don’t complain. Much. I do a lot of “hey look at this naked chick” kind of posts and [...]

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Top 10: Revenge of The Pervy Album Covers

April 24, 2012
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You can’t write about controversial album covers without mentioning Two Virgins by John Lennon and Yoko Ono, because I’m lazy and I feel like copying and pasting here’s the gist about the cover from Wiki: The couple used a time-delay camera to take nude photographs of themselves for the album’s cover. The front cover showed [...]

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Beware The Killer Toxic Sex Toy

April 24, 2012
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I have a vagina made out of steel. I’ve never had any kind of infection, yeast of otherwise (knock on wood), I’ve never had any kind of adverse reaction to condoms, sex toys, etc. It’s been smooth sailing as far as my pussy is concerned, but that doesn’t mean I’m not concerned about what goes [...]

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Woman Injured Having Sex On Business Trip Gets Workers’ Comp

April 20, 2012
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Some Australian chick’s face got smashed by a chandelier while she was having sex during a business trip. When she initially applied for workers’ compensation, she was denied on the basis that the injuries she suffered were not due to “an ordinary incident of an overnight stay like showering, sleeping, eating or returning to the [...]

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Top 10: Pervy Album Covers Of All Time

April 20, 2012
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Serious record collectors, and I’m speaking vinyl here, are in it for the sweet grooves, but even the snobbiest of collectors will sometimes fall prey to the album with the sweet cover art regardless of musical integrity. I’ve bought enough records from the cheapo bin just because I dug the cover enough times to speak [...]

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Courtney Stodden Blows My Mind With Her YouTube Channel

April 19, 2012
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Okay, okay, I swear I’ll stop it with these Courtney Stodden posts one of these days, but it’s sooo hard. I’m obsessed. It’s a disease. I’m addicted and I just can’t stop. I blame Bucky. If it weren’t for him, I’d have no idea who this chick is and I could have died happy. Ignorance [...]

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I Had Sex For Money Pt.12! When Your Pimp Takes You For A Ride

April 18, 2012
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I wasn’t the first person in my circle of friends to have sex for money; that honor went to my roommate Tracy. She was two years older than me and pretty much taught me everything I know about sex. My parents called her a bad influence; I called her my best friend. Unlike most of [...]

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Craigslist: The Place Chicks Go To Find Their Baby Daddy

April 17, 2012
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What’s a blue haired vixen to do when she gets knocked up by a random stranger at a Megadeth concert? She goes to Craigslist of course; the place where you can find everything! Even your baby daddy. Unfortunately for the fishnet wearing raw dogging it metal fan, some stupid head over at Craigslist flagged the [...]

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