RICK RODAY

New Taxes On Strip Clubs?

May 16, 2012

California, the world’s 9th largest economy, is currently in the shitter. Law makers are struggling to close a massive budget gap and with nearly every source of taxable revenue wrung dry they are starting to look at one of the only industries surviving this recession: naked ladies who bring people booze. The state I love [...]

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Vaginoplasty Covered By Government Healthcare?

May 15, 2012

Vaginoplasty is a term used to describe any plastic surgery procedure done on the vagina. Sometimes this is done as a reconstructive measure after congenital disease, cancer, child birth and other horrible causes that might leave a vagina damaged. Other times it is simply done as a cosmetic procedure for women who are unhappy with [...]

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Five Celebrities Who Suck At Fucking

May 14, 2012

The hardest I’ve ever worked for a screw was one of my last semesters as an undergrad. One of my long time classmates was a mousey nerd who blossomed into a slut over a couple years of the college life, and I figured it was time for me to throw my hat into the mix. [...]

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Minimum Security Inmates Denied Cable Porn

May 11, 2012

While I have a well-documented appreciation of Canada, there are a few things about the place that cause me some concern. They sell their milk in bags which is probably the most inappropriate thing to sell milk in. You place the bag in your own special milk pitcher, but if you don’t cut it just [...]

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Hot Dogs & Hand Jobs – Only In Long Island, Baby!

May 11, 2012

We don’t have the best street food options in Southern California. You can find the occasional taco truck now and then, but for some reason we just don’t have a lot of mobile food vendors like you might see in other parts of the world. New York, for example, has all kinds of street food [...]

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The End Of Sexting?

May 9, 2012

I don’t have a smart phone because whiskey makes me throw things, and I love whiskey. I have a small brick of a dumb phone that actually works better when it’s been bounced off a brick wall and reassembled the following morning. My phone is neither capable of taking nor receiving pictures, so I have [...]

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Mexican Presidential Debate Nearly Ruined By Excessive Cleavage

May 8, 2012

¡Viva México! Mexicans take every opportunity to insert hot chicks into their televised events. This is primarily due to the nation’s machismo culture, and also because censors down there kind of don’t give a damn. A lot of business and entertainment venues will hire beautiful women to usher people around, or just stand around and [...]

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UK Prime Minister Wants To Block All Your Porn

May 4, 2012

I come from a long line of anglophiles so I usually enjoy anything British. My birthday celebrations typically begin with a full English breakfast complete with a pint of bitter before things take a turn for the more Mexican. I grew up idolizing British television, James Bond and the Beatles. However, when I heard British [...]

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Woman Found Guilty Of Chomping Lover’s Penis

May 4, 2012

A few weeks ago, Sinead Walker was found guilty by a British court on two counts of common assault. If you ask us, however, there’s nothing common about this assault at all. The 40-year-old woman violently bit the penis of her lover whom she had already physically assaulted in the past. She had been dating [...]

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Testosterone Therapy To Increase Sex Drive, General Manliness?

May 3, 2012

Though a wide range of psychological and physical conditions can cause erectile dysfunction, the primary cause is a decline in testosterone production that typically occurs during the late 30s. Erectile dysfunction medications like Viagra and Cialis simply treat a symptom, not a condition. For most men this is good enough. They don’t want to run [...]

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