Just the other day I was complaining to the internet that Elsa Hosk hasn’t been getting naked enough lately. For a while there she was naked all the time, but then she made it big with Victoria’s Secret and she turned into the kind of model that only models clothes. For shame.
Then the 2016 December issue of Lui Magazine happened and I’m free to complain about other things. Elsa Hosk is naked again, so that’s off the table as far as complaints go, but while we’re on the subject of Hosk and complaining can I just say that the Peepz over at Victoria’s Secret are doing something weird to her face. Almost sure they’ve frozen it in time. It’s, like, too pretty.
As usual, I’m bowled over by Barbara Palvin‘s combo of sultry blue eyes and thick brunette locks, but I’m actually really interested by Hilary Rhoda and Anais Mali. I’m sure they’ve both been around for a while, but this is the first time I’ve really taken notice.
I love Hilary’s angular face and Anais’s sexy doe eyes. The whole thing is working miracles on me. I’m almost tempted to get a subscription to Lui, but then I remember I’d have to read articles about luxury watches. Ain’t noboby got time for that. Okay, so I have time for that, but I just don’t wanna.
If I was into collecting hardcopies of things I’d probably try to track down all four Lui covers for December 2016.
They’re all winners in my book. Except, why they hell is Anais smoking? That’s so 2015.