Barely Clothed Santas Storm San Francisco

I spent the company holiday party staggering around with nothing on but bits of a costume I grabbed off the body of the corner Salvation Army bell ringing Santa Claus, with the hat on my head and the beard around my cock I went from table to table grabbing drinks from people’s hands and screaming “I’m the king of porn” until vomiting onto the CEO’s wife lap and being kicked out by security.

Why wasn’t I fired?

My disguise was just too perfect.

Or it was because no one knows who I am because I’m just the porno blogger.

This charming story isn’t all I have for you in news updates on nudie Santy Clauses, hundreds of people gathered in San Francisco over the weekend to set the Guinness Book of World Record’s record for the largest gathering of naked St Nicks.

Why? What? Why? Awww why not? It might be traumatizing  to any children who came across the crowd, mind you this is San Fran so a crowd of mostly naked people wearing various pieces of Santa Claus costumes isn’t that strange of a sight, even for kids.

I haven’t heard if they were successful in their goal of becoming the world champions of disturbing Christmas crowds and I am unclear if this is a previously existing record they’re trying to beat or a new idea that they’re trying to get going. Take in this video of the event below:

Via Buzzfeed.com

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