Is it just me or did y’all just forget about Beyonce there for a second too? The last thing I remember is Glee singing “Singles Ladies”, which was pretty good, but wasn’t that last season? Where did she go? Probably enjoying her millions and looking good while doing it. I bet I could look that good if I had that much money. I’m feeling a little jealous, can you tell? But where there’s jealousy there’s something to be jealous about, right? At least that’s the spin I’m putting on it to justify such bitter remarks.
I mean, when you have an ass that just won’t quit, and all the money in the world you’re expected to stir up some shit. It just comes with the territory. It’s the price you pay as a celebrity, or at least that’s how we writers justify making a living off tearing them down a little or in my case posting some hot pics for the sole purpose of getting all you peepz all hot and bothered.
We all need a little sexual energy in our lives. It lieu of bags and bags of money, it can be the only thing that gets us up in the morning. You know, “Yawn, time to get up and get off”. There’s no better way to start the day. I’m sure the world would be a much better place if everyone had a an orgasm or two first thing in the morning. That’s my theory and I’m sticking to it. Thankfully, there are fashion models and celebrities willing to get half naked to help with that task. Some people might say that celebrities are the least important people in society based on what they bring to the table, but I say all their nip slips, panty up skirts, crotch shots, and what have-yous are contributing to world peace.
OK, OK, some of you naysayers might see a flaw in that theory, cause you know, we don’t exactly have world peace yet, but to that I say, we need more nudity. So come on now people, help a good cause, show off some skin and make sure to get off at least once a day each and every day. If it doesn’t make the world a better place, it will at least make your day a little brighter, and that’s a promise. Peace out!
Oh yeah, wait, something something something Beyonce near nude. Something something new tour or cd or some shit. Something something hot pictures almost naked, rope. Enjoy!
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