Blurry Scrambled Cable Porn: Life Was Hell Before Pornhub

by Bucky Beall on June 7, 2012

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Let me tell you about the bad old days – back in the dark ages before internet porn if you were broke or lived in a small conservative town, or in my case both, your options for some wank material consisted of the lingerie section of the Sears catalog, watching the cute neighbor sunbathe, or watching scrambled cable porn hoping to make out a boob:

Try jacking it to this! Go ahead, I said try!!

Now we live in a technological science fiction golden age where you can turn on the supercomputer, tell it to beam over to Pornhub (and all the sites in the Pornhub Network) and watch unlimited free high quality pornography. Hell, in my pocket right now is an iPhone that takes me to the mobile version so I can watch fuckflicks anywhere, they didn’t even have shit like that on Star Trek, but enough of the awesome – lets visit those dim times once more with this bit from Robot Chicken that illustrates that life was hell before Pornhub.

Via YouTube.com

  • DonkeyPuncherrr

    masturbation challenge accepted

    • Bucky Beall

      if anyone can do it, it’s you

    • BuckyBeall

       if anyone can do it
      it’s you

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