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Do you remember Brian McKnight? Me neither. A quick Google search later and I can tell you that he was NOT one of the New Kids On The Block and that he had a career singing R&B tunes in the ’80s and ’90s. You may remember him best when he taught us all about love with the sultry smooth hit “Back At One.”
One: You’re like a dream come true
Two: Just want to be with you
Three: Girl, it’s plain to see
That you’re the only one for me
And four: Repeat steps one through three
Five: Make you fall in love with me
If ever I believe my work is done
Then I’ll start back at one
Yeah, I don’t remember that either, but he apparently used to have quite the impact on the ladies. AND he’s back at it with a newly released single that’ll teach all us ladies how our pussies work. That is, if we’re ready to learn.
I got my post grad in c-ociology
So what I do it might seem strange
The things you don’t know about your physiology
You don’t have to fell ashamed!
Let me show you how your pussy works
Since you didn’t bring it to me first
I have lots of things to show you if you’re ready to learn
Let me show you how your pussy works
Bet you didn’t know that it could… squirt
I have lots of things to show you if you’re ready to learn!
(Click to continue on to the amazing video)
That my friends, is lyric writing magic at its best! Everyone else should just stop trying. There is abso-fucking-lutely nothing that will ever top this. No, but seriously, the nerve? Ha-ha! I can’t tell you that their are quite a few ladies in the blog-o-sphere that aren’t to happy with this song. “Ain’t nobody that’s ever going to teach me more about my pussy than I don’t already know” is the go-to line these days.
It’s called masturbation, folks. I don’t care how many post grads you have in sociology, I am the master of my ship, baby. When it comes to my pussy, there is only one ruler and that is me. Shit, it’s the same for guys. I might give one hell of a hand-job, but I’ll never have the skills you possess over your own dick. Ownership is nine tenths of the law when it comes to giving yourself orgasms.
After all the backlash, Brian McKnight tried to say this new tune of his was a joke. A sort of explicit parody of the kind of songs he used to dish out, but I don’t buy it. I think he started it sincerely and got into it as a joke after the reactions, though this video he made of it is defintiely tongue in cheek, or tongue in something…
No word yet if he’s giving the song up to YouPorn to use as it’s theme 
Watch and listen:
