Bring Me the Head of Emy Reyes

by Gram Ponante on July 27, 2010

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Perhaps it is because people literally burst into flame upon viewing Latina muchachita picante Emy Reyes that I was unsuccessful in capturing her head in this video.

“That’s all right, Grams,” you might breathe – through your mouth, “I don’t need to see her head.”

Reyes was on the set of the much-anticipated food truck porn epic “The Flying Pink Pig,” directed by Erica McLean of “Hardcore Circus” fame.

“Just say ‘Welcome to Porn Valley’ in Spanish,” I asked Reyes, staring into what I thought were her eyes but what turned out to be the actual Sun. “It will make people very happy.”

As you can see, the few times I approached her face it was as if Dios Himself swiped the camera away. It’s odd how belief in God can be such a polarizing feeling when Reyes squeezes her breasts together.

Despite not getting footage of the whole person, I am confident you will come away from this video a fan of the approachable and charming Emy Reyes and, from the brief moments in which her face was visible, you saw that she was smiling at you.

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