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Working for Peeperz I, of course, have access to all the big names and stars of the screen, television, and music. Instead of just calling them up or heading over to their mansions to chill, sometimes I like to check up with my famous pals via Twitter.
- Paris Hilton has given a lot of content to our site over the years, it’s nice to touch base with her every once and a while.
PeeperzNow Peeperz@ParisHilton I want your gonorrhea, I want your genital warts all over my face, I want your pubic crabs crawling through my hair
- Pippa Middleton, the famous sexy sis of Princess Kate Middleton, works for the Middleton’s family business Party Pieces, a mail order party supply company. I thought I’d see if they could help me with a party I’m planning.
PeeperzNow Peeperz@Party_Pieces Do you do bachelor parties can I hire Pippa to jump out of a cake nude? Can I lick the cake bits off of her? hellokitty cake?
- As soon as I figure out how to be a lesbian I’m showing up at Lindsay Lohan’s door, but until then..
PeeperzNow Peeperz@lindsaylohan I want to smoke crack with you
- Sometimes I wonder if Lady Gaga is really as dedicated to art as she claims.
PeeperzNow Peeperz@ladygaga I made a nest of human hair surrounding a pool of fake blood, would you like to screw me in it for art’s sake?
- Babe actress and musician Zooey Deschanel recently began a website for hip gals called HelloGiggles.com, the site has a daily feature called Illustrated Tweet of the Day where an artist draws an image to go with a tweet they like.
PeeperzNow Peeperz@hellogiggles I’d like to use Zooey Deschanel as a condom….there, will that make it on your “illustrated tweet of the day” feature
