Here’s the skinny, if you haven’t heard about the erotic trilogy Fifty Shades Of Grey; it’s about a young woman who becomes the submissive playmate of a dominant man. It’s bad literature, but good erotic fun, depending on who you listen too.
The damn thing is so popular, folks on the webz have already begun posting pics of their dream cast for the movie adaption that doesn’t even exist yet. (Update: Universal Pictures has apparently already bought the rights.)
Due to the books’ success, even the vanilla crew have become interested in adding a little kink to their sex lives. Thankfully, for the clueless out there, sex store and fetish clubs have gathered around the world to make it easy for you to build your very own Fifty Shades playroom
Chance are, if a sex toy or tool was mentioned in E.L. James’ erotic opus, you can find it in The Internet. The best way to get started, obviously, is to buy the trilogy for some inspiration (or you know, pick up an erotica book that’s actually worth your money). Once you’re kinky juices are flowing, you’ll want to start building your very own sex dungeon (drawer, closet, basement, whatever).
Start slow, buy a sexy blindfold. Maybe, some nylon rope, or my personal favorite, some KinkLab bondage tape (the stuff sticks to itself, but not to your skin or hair). Add a ball-gag or two and a whip in there and you’re almost set. The only things missing are some anal beads and you’re ready to re-enact the year’s most popular erotic novels.
Next to Porn and your imagination, erotica is the best place to find dirty as fuck fantasies that you can re-enact in the privacy of your own home, or backward, whatever makes your penis shaped boat float. In a pinch, you don’t even need the Internet or a sex toy store to make your bondage fantasies come true.
Every drugstore on the earth sells blindfolds for people who need complete darkness to fall asleep (or you can always steal one the next time you take a flight) and most hardware stores sell better quality rope, restraints, and chains than you can buy anywhere else.
Take a trip down to Home Depot and let your imagination run wild!
I’m surprised more people aren’t taking advantage of the popularity of Fifty Shades, if I owned a themed hotel or a sex club, I would definitely offer packages that would take you on a Fifty Shades Of Grey erotic adventure. Hell, it could be a theme park. The next Disney ride, maybe?