What better send off for this porn writer than paying homage to that one redhead woman who made my time at Peeperz worth the long hours, carpal tunnel, bleeding fingertips and excessive use of battery operated toys. Yes, that woman would be none other than fellatio virtuoso, Camille Crimson.
Now I can spend my last hours reminiscing over the summer evening spent in Camille’s company and call it the final hours of work. If you haven’t seen Camille in action, then you are missing out on the finest blowjob masturbating material the porn world has seen. And that’s just sad. In other words, TheArtOfBlowjob is fucking awesome. You should be watching it.
During our too brief time with Camille we decided to hit her up with some questions from the Proust questionnaire:
Your best character trait?
Your worst character trait?
Qualities you admire in a man?
Tenderness, intelligence, sense of humor.
Qualities you admire in a woman?
Femininity, intelligence, tenderness, sensuality.
Your idea of happiness?
Right now. (Editor’s note: most likely because she was in my company)
Your idea of misery?
Thinking of the past things that I fucked up.
If you could commit one crime and get away with it, what would it be?
Stealing a painting from a museum.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
What is your greatest extravagance?
I sold everything and moved to a little island in the Indian ocean. Lived there for three years – would do it again in a second.
What is the best or worst lie you’ve ever told?
I don’t usually lie.
What would we find in your bedroom?
Bed, clothes and box with one dildo and some condoms and analytics books.
With that said, this will be my final post. I have decided to fulfill my lifelong dream of not just writing about porn, but starring in it. Joy Topaz does not to hold back!! So to all you delicious freaks out there, keep one eye on your screen and one hand down your pants. Joy Topaz is coming to a computer screen near you.
It’s been a pleasure.
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