Welcome to the 13th installment of the Peeperz sex advice column, Candid Canzi, where you get to cum on my couch for sex advice! Where readers give me their questions, concerns, problems, and fantasies, and I give them my advice and guidance. And yes, that is me in the photo above.
I have a curved dick and it seems to be getting more curved and flatter. Someone told me those extenders and straighteners dont work. Help.
Hmmm, ok. This question touches on the medical and so I am forced to point out that I am not a medical professional. No dear sirs, I have not even passed a CPR course. I am however, an amateur anatomist with, let’s say, a significant amount of experience with the male gender. So let me start off by saying congrats! The curved dick is a cherished treat of a specimen, regardless of how it curves (although usually it’s better if it’s sideways or up). This I do know: slight curvature is normal and not harmful, it’s just the result of some scar-like tissue that you’re born with.
It’s called Peyronie’s disease, which is misleading because it’s not really a disease. Now, unless it’s painful, causing you discomfort or visibly inflamed, you have no need to worry. In some cases the scar tissue can worsen and cause an extreme and debilitating bend in the man’s pride, but in most cases it’s slight and remains so. Now you’re saying that it seems to be getting more curved and flatter….
So firstly, let me ask you: how old are you? Have you stopped growing and are your hormones stabilized? If you have and they are, and your cock is noticeably changing I would take a walk down to the clinic.
But if you’re at the end of growing into manhood (men don’t stop growing until they’re 20-22) your cock may simply be in the process of… ahem, fulfilling itself. Also, you say seems to be getting more curved, which leads me to believe that whatever’s happening down there is not something extreme, but rather a slight change in shape, something that often happens as you settle into your manhood. If I were you I would see a doctor just so he or she can reassure you that you’re fine.
I’ve ignored the second part of your question because a) no, straighteners and extenders do not work. And b) because why the hell would you want to straighten a good thing? Your cock isn’t brokedick, it’s curved, and for that you should be grateful. I know I always am! Few cocks are perfectly straight and cylindrical the way dildos are, and thank god for that.
The crooked cock is the holy grail of dicks! So unless your penis is pancaking, painful or impotent, I would leave it to its devices. Be happy. Go forth AJ, lead your J to the G…. Spot that is.
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