Celeb Slips

Irina Shayk, Nina Agdal, & Joan Smalls For Boobs Worldwide

February 24, 2017
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The winner here is Irina Shayk. The women is stupid gorgeous, you know, so gorgeous that looking at her renders you stupid. There are other models in these “Unseen Images” by Sante D’Orazio, but they all pale in comparison to Shayk. The women is resplendent. I don’t know when these pictures where taken, but I […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Miley Cyrus (2015)

February 23, 2017
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In this day and age news is on a 24 hour cycle. If it happened last week it’s already old news, so I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, 2015 IS OLD ENOUGH FOR A THROW BACK. I DO WHAT I WANT. OKAY. Okay. I’m glad that’s settled and we’ve come to an agreement. I wouldn’t […]

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Bella Hadid Nipples So You’ll Take Her Modelling Seriously

February 20, 2017
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There’s no denying that Kendall, Kylie, Ireland, Hailey, Gigi, and Bella – you know, the children of famous people – are all gorgeous as fuck, but would these people have modelling careers if they had just walked off the street and into a modelling agency? *Do people still do that? Walk into a modelling agency […]

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Emily Ratajkowski Sues Art Gallery For Showing Polaroid Nudes

February 16, 2017
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Before “Blurred Lines” made Emily Ratajkowski famous, the busty brunette was doing art nudes for a variety of photographers and publications. You may remember when Jonathan Leder – purveyor of vintage inspired erotica – released a book of polaroids he took of Emily, I posted about it back in April 2015?! Anyhow, turns out Em […]

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Bella Hadid See-Through Boobs At The Dior Ball In Paris!

January 31, 2017
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I’ve been feeling kinda of meh about Bella Hadid these days, but these pictures of Bella at the Dior Ball in Paris have me firmly in the pro-Bella camp again. SHE LOOKS LIKE A SEXY FAIRY PRINCESS! Whoever created that sheer dress needs an award. The color is perfect for Bella’s Ice Queen look and […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Samantha Bentley (2015)

January 26, 2017
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Penthouse was my favorite skin mag pre-internet. I used to steal my brother’s copies all the time. When I was ten I would look at the pictures, read the Penthouse Forum letters, and get off by turning over on my stomach and humping the mattress. It’s been a long fucking time since I’ve even looked […]

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Ashley Graham Shows Off Dat Ass For V Magazine

January 24, 2017
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I just came to the realization that for years now I’ve been confusing V Magazine with W Magazine and vice versa. I attempted to go through old posts and verify if I always referred to the right magazine, but I eventually gave up. There’s just too many fashion porn posts to go through. Let’s just […]

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Pics From The Red Carpet At The 2017 XBiz Awards

January 23, 2017
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Katrina Jade came prepared to win Female Performer of the Year. I mean, if you’re going to win the night’s most coveted award you might as well be wearing bling coming out of your asshole. Butt plug bling is the new diamond engagement ring. Edyn Blair looks like a mermaid. She posted a picture of […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Carrie Fisher (1983)

January 19, 2017
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Is it too soon? Is this totally déclassé? Probably. But, and bear with me here, doing a Throw Back Thursday featuring Carrie Fisher after she just died isn’t a totally gross way to capitalize on her untimely demise, but rather it’s a way to celebrate her beauty, her charm, and her wit in a time of […]

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Let’s Do The Time Warp Again: Helen Mirren Nude In A Bathtub!

January 13, 2017
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Helen Mirren is a goddess. Always has been, always will be. I came across these pics the other day and I’m a fan. I like them. I like them a lot. They’re actually from a few years ago when Mirren was promoting the film Love Ranch. In Love Ranch, Mirren played the madam of a legal […]

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