Celeb Slips

Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Esme Bianco (2009)

March 23, 2017
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Ah, the good ol’ days of Game of Thrones when the show was fresh enough and exciting enough to inspire a new generation of readers to pick up George R. R. Martin’s epic fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire.  These days the show still inspires a legion of rabid fans, but at the same […]

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Nicole Kidman Topless In Some TV Show No One Cares About

March 14, 2017
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I’m kidding, I’m sure a lot of people care about HBO’s new miniseries “Big Little Lies.” I saw a few previews and it looked pretty good, but I don’t have HBO and I already have too many shows on my dance card already, so I didn’t really investigate further. The premise is pretty cool, though. […]

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Nicki Minaj Broke Fashion With Her Tit Out!

March 7, 2017
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Nicki Minaj wore an asymmetrical jacket/shirt/thing that completely exposed one of her boobs while attending an Haider Ackerman fashion show and all is well with the world. For a moment I was actually able to forget about the impending doom. You too can zone out and experience a moment a bliss and all you’ve got […]

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Natalie Portman Nude In Planaterium, Sort Of! Mostly Covered.

March 1, 2017
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People have been waiting to see Natalie Portman naked ever since she made her on screen debut across from Jean Reno in Leon (a.k.a. The Professional). Noooooooo! I did not just say that. She was twelve in that movie. That’s definitely not what I meant. What I meant to say is that people have been […]

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Irina Shayk, Nina Agdal, & Joan Smalls For Boobs Worldwide

February 24, 2017
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The winner here is Irina Shayk. The women is stupid gorgeous, you know, so gorgeous that looking at her renders you stupid. There are other models in these “Unseen Images” by Sante D’Orazio, but they all pale in comparison to Shayk. The women is resplendent. I don’t know when these pictures where taken, but I […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Miley Cyrus (2015)

February 23, 2017
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In this day and age news is on a 24 hour cycle. If it happened last week it’s already old news, so I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, 2015 IS OLD ENOUGH FOR A THROW BACK. I DO WHAT I WANT. OKAY. Okay. I’m glad that’s settled and we’ve come to an agreement. I wouldn’t […]

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Bella Hadid Nipples So You’ll Take Her Modelling Seriously

February 20, 2017
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There’s no denying that Kendall, Kylie, Ireland, Hailey, Gigi, and Bella – you know, the children of famous people – are all gorgeous as fuck, but would these people have modelling careers if they had just walked off the street and into a modelling agency? *Do people still do that? Walk into a modelling agency […]

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Emily Ratajkowski Sues Art Gallery For Showing Polaroid Nudes

February 16, 2017
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Before “Blurred Lines” made Emily Ratajkowski famous, the busty brunette was doing art nudes for a variety of photographers and publications. You may remember when Jonathan Leder – purveyor of vintage inspired erotica – released a book of polaroids he took of Emily, I posted about it back in April 2015?! Anyhow, turns out Em […]

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Bella Hadid See-Through Boobs At The Dior Ball In Paris!

January 31, 2017
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I’ve been feeling kinda of meh about Bella Hadid these days, but these pictures of Bella at the Dior Ball in Paris have me firmly in the pro-Bella camp again. SHE LOOKS LIKE A SEXY FAIRY PRINCESS! Whoever created that sheer dress needs an award. The color is perfect for Bella’s Ice Queen look and […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Samantha Bentley (2015)

January 26, 2017
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Penthouse was my favorite skin mag pre-internet. I used to steal my brother’s copies all the time. When I was ten I would look at the pictures, read the Penthouse Forum letters, and get off by turning over on my stomach and humping the mattress. It’s been a long fucking time since I’ve even looked […]

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