Celeb Slips

Coco’s Big Pierced Cartoon Boobies Blow Up Reality

February 1, 2012
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Sometimes we mock talentless attention whore z-list “celeb” tramps whose chest bouncers are the basis of their career, but other times we rejoice in these floozies, this is one of those posts where we’re celebrating. Celebrating the greatest example of what America is all about: Nicole “Coco” Austen. Human Barbie doll, rapper’s wife, “model”, and [...]

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The Many Encores Of Rihanna’s Nipples

January 31, 2012
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Smelling glue all morning leaves me confused by the time the afternoon comes, which is why I thought I already posted these pics of Rihanna’s nips and her magic orbs of power being displayed to the world via a see-thru top, but once I picked myself off the floor and cleaned the vomit out of [...]

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Whitney Port Bikini Malfunction To Make Your Dick Happy

January 24, 2012
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I had to wiki this chick to know what the hell made her famous and I’m so underwhelmed with the actual results that I’m just gonna do a shitty copy paste job: Whitney Eve Port (born March 4, 1985)is an American television personality, clothing designer, and author. She is known for being one of the [...]

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Some Pervy Lady Gaga Shots By The World’s Perviest Photographer

January 12, 2012
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Every week I call in sick so I can sit under the city library stairs with my 2003 Nokia cellphone using it’s built in camera to take pictures up the skirts and shorts of the women entering and leaving the building for my private collection of “Bucky’s Girlfriends”, I’m sharing this shameful hobby to make [...]

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AnnaLynne McCord “Accidentally” Tweets A Pic Of Her Tit & Nip

January 9, 2012
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We have mixed feelings about talentless lower rung celeb chicks who get by on their good looks and by self pimping out their awesome bods. On one hand we love it as we’re pervs and we like seeing some q.t.’s fleshy bits, plus it sets a good example for both female fans and other aspiring [...]

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Emily Browning Panty Upskirt To Spread Some Joy

January 9, 2012
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Sometimes we’re a little “less than nice” to celebrities and other times, in regards to  famous haw-ties, we’re a little too nice, creepy even, and this is going to be one of those horny inmate writing a love letter to the celeb on the cover of the four year old Cosmo mag that he uses [...]

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Sophie Monk Boobs In Photo-Shoot Outtakes

January 9, 2012
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I got some pretty serious brain damage a few years back, I like to tell people it’s from getting attacked while saving a woman from a mugging, there’s some truth in that but the real story is closer to “I got some severe head trauma when I was at the club and tried to smell [...]

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Carey Mulligan Full Frontal Nudity From Her Latest Movie

January 5, 2012
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Carey Mulligan is one of current cinema’s great beauties, a fine featured delicate elegant flower with the bod of a goddess. Can you tell I’m a bit of a fan? I was going to cut off one of my balls and mail it to her (that worked for Van Gogh right) to prove my devotion [...]

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Kelly Osbourne Fat Vagina Panty Upskirt

January 3, 2012
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There’s lots of great stories of metal legend Ozzy Osbourne getting fucked up on drugs and doing crazy ass shit like biting the heads off of bats or snorting a line of ants. Add fucking a dog while high on pcp because that’s the only way I can explain the origin of monstrosity that is [...]

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Rihanna Shows Off Her Pierced Titty To Build Her Bad Girl Image

January 3, 2012
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I’m putting this Rihanna pierced titty pic in our Celeb Slips category though it’s not really a slip: it’s just her with her pierced nip on display through see-through lace at a New Year’s Eve party, the “slips” heading will have to do as we don’t have a category for Celebs Grabbing Attention With Their [...]

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