Celeb Slips

Bella Hadid’s Boobies In GQ For Our The World’s Happiness

September 4, 2015
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My fondest wish in life is for the Hadid sisters to hook up with the Jenner sisters. Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner would obviously make an awesome couple while Bella Hadid and Kylie Jenner would be perfect for each other. Or maybe the opposite would be better. I imagine Kylie Jenner could teach Gigi Hadid […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Candice Swanepoel (2009)

September 3, 2015
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Candice Swanepoel is boring, so, so, boring, but holy shit does she ever have a banging body. I have no idea who took this shoot or for what publication, but I do know it was from six years ago. Six years and Candice is still getting nude for fashion porn, it’s a been a great […]

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Chelsea Handler Covers Her Pussy With An Apple

September 1, 2015
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Chelsea Handler is a weird bird. I like her bra, but I have no idea what’s happening with her hair. I’m assuming that’s the point. I’ve been known to have a bad hair day myself. Often times I encourage them, the bad hair days I mean. It’s from all the no washing and lying on […]

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Kylie Jenner Turns 18, Let The Nude Pictures Commence!

August 21, 2015
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It’s the birthday that was heard around the world. It’s the birthday that launched a thousand ships. It’s the birthday that bummed out all the pedophiles. That’s right, Kylie Jenner, the youngest of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, just turned 18, so although she’s still not old enough to drink (except in Montreal where she celebrated her […]

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Gigi Hadid’s Butt For Prosperity In W Magazine + Bonus Pics

August 18, 2015
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I’m officially old. It’s not the sore knees and inability to function without at least 9 hours of sleep that clued me in on the fact that I can’t do the same things I used to do when I was a wee lass, no, it’s the fact that I put out my back after a […]

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Charlotte McKinney Wears A Tiny Bikini To The Beach, Slips A Nip!

August 18, 2015
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Charlotte McKinney is dating Stephen Dorff, because… of course she is. They’ve been dating for a while now, but this is the first I’ve heard of it, and I gotta say, after this year’s series of celebrity divorces – Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert; Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner; Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani – […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Katie Holmes (2000)

August 13, 2015
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Fair warning, spoilers up ahead for those of you who haven’t seen The Gift. I’m not kidding, you should stop reading right now if you haven’t seen this seminal classic about a psychic who gets embroiled in a murder investigation. Seriously, I’m about to reveal the killer any second now. It was Greg Kinnear. That’s […]

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Miley Cyrus Is Young, Beautiful, & Ready To Party!

August 11, 2015
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Miley Cyrus ceased being shocking a long time ago – right around the time she cut off her Disney Princess hair – but that doesn’t mean I like her any less for trying. As far as I’m concerned, Hannah Montana can keep on being young, beautiful, and ready to party with scantily clad models. In […]

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Rihanna Does Crop Over In Barbados In An Amazing Costume

August 9, 2015
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In case you weren’t aware of this, you know, because you live under a rock, Rihanna is from Barbados, which is in the Caribbean and over there they like to celebrate Crop Over, or Kadooment Day, or Carnival, or whatever you want to call it. It’s a rather special event with deep historical and cultural […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Daisy Lowe (2011)

August 6, 2015
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Oh God, did you guys hear? Gwen and Gavin are getting a divorce! First it was Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert, then Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, now Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale… it’s like celebrities are trying to make us into bitter cynics. I don’t know that I can continue to believe in love […]

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