Celeb Slips

Amber Rose’s Bush Is Quite Nice, Don’t You Agree?!

June 14, 2017
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Amber Rose isn’t so much bringing back the bush as joining a movement that’s been going on for a few years now where we’ve seen women show off more and more body hair, from their underarms to their pussies. As you all know, I’m all for the liberation of women and banning body shame to […]

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Khloe & Kylie Kardashner Setting The Standard For “Real” Sex Dolls

June 2, 2017
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Khloe Kardashian & Kylie Jenner teamed up on Instagram to promote makeup, I think. They might also be promoting their new satanic coven. Not sure. Either way, I can’t even tell if they’re real anymore. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, real women are looking more and more like sex dolls and […]

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Bella Thorne & Scott Disick Dating Is The Weirdest Thing Ever!

May 27, 2017
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I’ve never seen an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but I’ve seen a million Scott Disick GIFs on Buzzfeed and although I’ve definitely never seen an episode of Shake It Up! I’ve been able to determine that that’s the name of the Disney show that launched Bella Thorne’s career. I tried googling an image […]

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Throw Back Thursday: Angelina Jolie For People Magazine (1998)

May 25, 2017
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Back in 1998, Angelina Jolie was my ultimate celebrity crush. I still think she’s gorgeous, but I miss the knife wielding, blood wearing, crazy Angelina with an edgy style. These days (and ever since her image reform) Angie is kind of boring. She’s too much of a goody two shoes what with her UN work […]

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Kylie Jenner Is A “Weird Science” Experiment!

May 19, 2017
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If the classic movie Weird Science was released today instead of back in 1985 you can bet your ass the “perfect” woman would look a lot more like Kylie Jenner than Kelly Lebrock. It was never clear to me how two nerds in the ’80s were able to create the woman of their dreams using a […]

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Pics Of Tove Lo Flashing Her Boobs At Coachella For Posterity

April 25, 2017
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Coachella happened, which means the internet is flush with pictures of hot young celebrities wearing culturally inappropriate clothing and/or very little clothing at all. I think the no clothing at all is the safer bet. When you don’t understand what cultural appropriation means, it’s best to avoid all iffy “festival” wardrobe choices and just go […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Esme Bianco (2009)

March 23, 2017
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Ah, the good ol’ days of Game of Thrones when the show was fresh enough and exciting enough to inspire a new generation of readers to pick up George R. R. Martin’s epic fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire.  These days the show still inspires a legion of rabid fans, but at the same […]

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Nicole Kidman Topless In Some TV Show No One Cares About

March 14, 2017
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I’m kidding, I’m sure a lot of people care about HBO’s new miniseries “Big Little Lies.” I saw a few previews and it looked pretty good, but I don’t have HBO and I already have too many shows on my dance card already, so I didn’t really investigate further. The premise is pretty cool, though. […]

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Nicki Minaj Broke Fashion With Her Tit Out!

March 7, 2017
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Nicki Minaj wore an asymmetrical jacket/shirt/thing that completely exposed one of her boobs while attending an Haider Ackerman fashion show and all is well with the world. For a moment I was actually able to forget about the impending doom. You too can zone out and experience a moment a bliss and all you’ve got […]

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Natalie Portman Nude In Planaterium, Sort Of! Mostly Covered.

March 1, 2017
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People have been waiting to see Natalie Portman naked ever since she made her on screen debut across from Jean Reno in Leon (a.k.a. The Professional). Noooooooo! I did not just say that. She was twelve in that movie. That’s definitely not what I meant. What I meant to say is that people have been […]

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