Celeb Slips

Coffee Fetish=Pumpkin Latte Sex

September 24, 2016
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My girlfriend sometimes complains that I sound like I’m having an orgasm when I take a taste of something delicious. I can’t help it honestly because it’s kind of the same type of satisfactory feeling for me. It’s not a fetishy thing for me, but I have definitely been known to moan a bit when […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Bad Week No More

September 24, 2016
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Like some of you Peepz, this week was a long one. Work seemed to drag on forever and I had so much to do that I mentally checked out and managed to get zero things accomplished. All I wanted was to hang out at my desk, grab my favorite vibrator, and pleasure myself. When I […]

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Ireland Baldwin Tits Out For Fashion Porn

September 8, 2016
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I don’t believe in God, but I do believe in masturbation. Self-love is the closest you can get to true worship. I’m sure someone must have done some kind of study about this – I’m too lazy to Google it – but I would be interested in knowing what changes happen in the brain during […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Eva Mendes (2009)

August 25, 2016
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What the hell is up with Eva Mendes + Ryan Gosling and their secret love?! They’ve been dating for five years now, at least so far as people can guess, and in that time they’re had two secret daughters. They managed to hide the first pregnancy until the last month or something and they had […]

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Bella Hadid Poses Nude & Becomes Relevant Again

August 17, 2016
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Bella Hadid has had massive rounds of plastic surgery, right? I keep playing private dick and checking out pictures of Bella when she was young so I can compare and contrast her changing looks. The changes aren’t that drastic and could be explained by puberty, makeup, and the fact that she never smiles in pictures […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Kathleen Turner (1981)

August 11, 2016
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I’ve never actually seen Body Heat, which is probably an insult to my personality – one of them at least – but I’ve always been a fan of Kathleen Turner, from her husky voice to her long slim legs. The first movie I ever saw her in was probably Romancing the Stone with Michael Douglas. […]

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Cara Delevingne’s Bare Ass Looking Delicious For Esquire

August 11, 2016
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Holy hell, Cara is hot! Cara Delevingne sort of took a step back from the modelling world when she threw herself into that whole acting thing, but you can see for yourself why she was the modelling world’s “it” girl for a few years there. I don’t know how good of an actress she is, […]

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Orlando Bloom With His Dick Out On A Board With Katy Perry

August 10, 2016
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Have you seen it yet? Have you seen Orlando Bloom’s dick? It’s all over the internet! While vacationing in Italy with girlfriend Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom decided to take his swim trunks off while going for a ride on a paddle board. His dick has got a lot of people really riled up. Celebrity peen […]

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Throwback Thursday Nudity Edition: Nicole Coco Austin (2008)

July 14, 2016
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It had been a while since I’d checked in with Nicole (Coco) Austin, or as I like to call her Mrs. Ice-T, but one quick look on her Instagram clued me into the fact that she had a baby girl. Coco and Ice-T had themselves a bouncing baby girl named Chanel Nicole and they couldn’t […]

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Kim Kardashian Gets Nude & Nipply For GQ Magazine

July 3, 2016
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Right on cue, Kim Kardashian gets nude for GQ. I say right on cue, because every time someone in her family has something to promote Kim gets naked for a magazine. Kim’s sex tape put her entire family on the map, so she knows it’s a good strategy. When something works, you might as well […]

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