Celeb Slips

Sophie Simmons Is A Hot Wet (T-Shirt) American Summer!

July 28, 2014
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For some unfathomable reason, Sophie Simmons – that would be Gene Simmons daughter, yo – is always getting ragged on by the celeb press because of her curvy figure. “Oh my God, did Sophie gain weight?” “Is that a baby bump?” “What a fat ass!” Bam!  If that’s what a fat ass looks like, I […]

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Throwback Thursday Nudity Edition: Tera Patrick (Early Aughts?)

July 24, 2014
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Tera Patrick, tattooed Asian sex kitten with big fake boobs, used to be Tera Patrick natural beauty with big natural boobs and legions of fans. The fans are still there, but the Peepz who were there at the beginning of her career and who adored her natural curves were pissed as hell when Tera had […]

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Pornstar Jessie Andrews And Her Pubes Pose For Terry Richardson

July 23, 2014
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I’ve been trying to steer clear of Terry Richardson posts for a while now, for obvious reasons. But when America’s porn sweetheart Jessie Andrews and her famous pubes pose for the guy it’s really hard to resist, especially since according to Andrews he’s the sweetest bestest guy ever: Terry and I. He’s the most respectful, […]

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So Many Topless Models In Lui Magazine’s Summer Issue

July 15, 2014
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Damn. Lui Magazine is hooked up. I don’t know who runs that place, but they’ve got the best contacts. For some reason, ever since they relaunched Lui in 2013, after a few different incarnations, they’ve been able to get the best fashion models to disrobe for some of the best photographers in the biz. Or so I assume. Frankly, […]

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ESPN’s Body Issue Is Back & It’s All Sorts Of Nude Goodness

July 14, 2014
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Strong is the new sexy! Last year right around this time, I was too lazy to Google ESPN and find out if the theme of their “Body Issue” was always naked lady athletes and whether it was a yearly thing. This year it seems like I got my answer, because again here we are with […]

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A Beautiful Photoshoot Of January Jones For Violet Grey Magazine

July 11, 2014
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I read somewhere that January Jones is an odd little duck. Apparently, when she had her baby she saved the placenta and turned it into energy pills. She claims that’s what helped her bounce back so fast. I guess it’s a little weird, but not as weird as Alicia Silverstone who masticates her three year […]

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Throwback Thursday Nudity Edition: Tricia Helfer (2007)

July 10, 2014
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Tricia Helfer is the hottest Cylon. In another of those bizarre cases where I’m more attracted to a character than the actress who portrays said character, I was a goner as soon as I saw Number Six: That red dress – the red dress – had me at hello. There were no other red dresses […]

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Sweet Liv Tyler Panty Flash & All Around Sexiness Of The Day

July 4, 2014
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Liv Tyler and I have been in a long term relationship since 1994. We met when she starred in her daddy’s music video. Does “Crazy” by Aerosmith ring a bell? I don’t think there was anything hotter in the ’90s than Alicia Silverstone and Liv Tyler running away together in a music video with lesbian […]

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Lily Allen Pussy Upskirt Onstage In Germany!

July 3, 2014
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Lily Allen is off touring the world promoting her latest album and showing off her pussy – oups! – to rando Germans. Ok, it’s not like she’s lifting her skirt and flashing strangers on the street for kicks, these particular Germans bought tickets to see her perform on stage, which I guess makes them privy […]

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Throwback Thursday Nudity Edition: Elle Macpherson (1994)

July 3, 2014
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Elle “The Body” Macpherson graced the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition a record breaking five times back when she was known for her amazing body as opposed to her amazing business acumen. Actually, now that’s she’s fifty years-old, Elle is still known for her amazing body. Yup, this babe is fifty and she has […]

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