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Jasmine Tookes Does Batgirl For A Sexy Maxim Photoshoot

January 22, 2017
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I wasn’t going to post this photoshoot, because I’ve seen better and frankly there isn’t enough nudity, but the Batgirl pic kills me. I only wish the rest of photoshoot was as good, because Victoria’s Secret Angel Jasmine Tookes wearing the Batgirl mask is pretty much perfection. Perfection. That Batgirl picture is so good I […]

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Last Week On Insta: Keisha Grey, Nadine, Abigayle Rockette & +++

January 16, 2017
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I just got back from a Johnny Sins Instagram session. I totally got lost there for a second. Johnny and Kissa lead a somewhat charmed life. Every time I check out their feeds I want to move to Hawaii, because why not? Hawaii must have jobs, right? Okay, so I just got back from another […]

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Last Week On Insta: Karley Sciortino, Noah Bensi, & Chanel Preston

January 11, 2017
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I joined a gym, not because I’m trying to loose weight after the Holidays (I hate that), but rather, because it’s cold as all hell and they have a steam room, a hot tub, and a heated pool. I figured it would be cheaper to pay the gym membership than to pay my hot water […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Daisy Lowe (2010)

January 5, 2017
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Daisy Lowe is my favorite. I know I say that a lot, but I dare you to watch this video from 2010 and not fall in love with her. I dare you. Come on. Go watch. To the end. And? How do you feel? Don’t hold back what you feel. Let your tiger out. It’s […]

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Last Week On Insta: Sommer Ray, Bella Hadid, Jaclyn Taylor & +++

December 27, 2016
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Do you ever have a sex dream about a friend who you have zero romantic/sexy feelings for in real life, but then when you wake up you start feeling like maybe you should give it a try, so you spend the next two hours going through all of their pictures on Facebook and Instagram to […]

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Last Week On Insta: Alysha Nett, Chloë Holmes, Olivia Wilde & +++

December 23, 2016
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I spent too much time scrolling through Instagram in bed. Now my neck and my left shoulder are completely fucked. I. Can’t. Move. The pain. Someone come over and do meanial tasks for me… Like feed and bathe me. That end of the day #humpday post. A photo posted by Alysha Nett (@alyshanett) on Dec […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Charisse (1990)

December 22, 2016
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Holy crap, Hustler had it going on in the ’90s. I don’t know much about this model, except for the fact that she went under the name Charisse and that she had a banging bod, but I can tell you without a doubt that I would have masturbated to pic number three (see photo gallery) […]

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Tess Georgia Is The Current Attraction In My Dirty Fantasies

December 13, 2016
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Speaking of things that have been inside my vagina, as opposed to things I want inside my vagina…. My younger bro and his wife are getting a divorce, so he spent a couple days at my house until he could find a place. I’m used to living alone and I have no shame, so I […]

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My Boobs in Your Mailbox? It Can Happen

December 12, 2016
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For the last eight years (I think? It may be nine, so don’t quote me…I’ve been a pervert for quite awhile) I’ve filled the mailboxes of my readers and fans with a bit of holiday cheer. Mail makes me happy. Sending mail makes me excited…and personally stamping holiday cards with my tits is one something […]

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Last Week On Insta: Gabi Paltrova, Dana, Iliana Chernakova +++

November 30, 2016
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I felt that everyone’s Instagram was kind of tame after Thanksgiving, but I persevered and I found some good ones. Don’t forget to leave a comment and tell me who you love to stalk on Insta. Check out my videos that at 50% off for #cybermonday ! All store items are 15% off if you […]

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