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Adrianne Curry Sluts Up Twitter With Some Naughty-ish Pics

May 15, 2012
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Wikipedia has the following story about the writer Kurt Vonnegut: “In the mid-1950s, Vonnegut worked very briefly for Sports Illustrated magazine, where he was assigned to write a piece on a racehorse that had jumped a fence and attempted to run away. After staring at the blank piece of paper on his typewriter all morning, [...]

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Fashion Models Lez Out For Art (& Money)

May 9, 2012
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Did you know girls can kiss girls? Well they can and it’s awesome! Not only that they can also kiss each other’s front-bums and take off all their clothes and rub their front-bums together and there’s tons of free movies of this you can watch for hours on Pornhub! But it’s not only on the [...]

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Fetish Model Tessa Kuragi Knocks My Socks Off

April 30, 2012
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I discovered fetish model Tessa Kuragi last night… and by “discovered” I mean stumbled upon her modeling portfolio while searching the Internet for nude female bodies to turn you guys on. It’s a hard life, but I don’t complain. Much. I do a lot of “hey look at this naked chick” kind of posts and [...]

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Candice Swanepoel Titties Viewable Thanks To Uncle Terry

April 17, 2012
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Hipster trash Terry “Uncle-Badtouch” Richardson is a hacky talentless sack of cocaine shits (you ever get those runny blow dumps, you know what I mean) with one redeeming feature, which is: he convinces celebs to flash their flesh in his pervy photo spreads. But look he did this kinda great (don’t tell him I said [...]

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Paz De La Huerta Nude Update (Now With Shaved Bush!)

April 11, 2012
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Naked person Paz de la Huerta is naked again and normally in our weekly postings of her nudies we write the following things before getting to the pics: mention that she’s a model and actress who gets her kit off for every gig, point out how funny it is that she’s back on the site [...]

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Courtney Stodden Ruins Another Holiday Easter Egg Hunt Style

April 11, 2012
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Courtney Stodden ruins yet another holiday with an “impromptu” themed photo shoot in the woods; Easter edition. I get the bunny ears and I get the carrots and whatnot (even though she may have put me off of them for a while), but what the hell is with the Jeep? I didn’t know sexy Easter [...]

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Paz De La Huerta Ass Out For Good Times

April 3, 2012
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I hitting up New York for the upcoming long weekend (if you’re at the Bushwick Country Club Saturday night come over and say “Hi” I’ll be the guy showing the waitress his dick) and one of my party goals for the trip is to hang with and snort pcp off the asshole (not off the [...]

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Octomom Strips For Rent Money & Gets New Offer From Vivid

March 29, 2012
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Tabloid sensation and mentally ill media focus Nadya Octomom Suleman is famous for having octuplets, eight children all at once, by using fertility treatments. Oh and she’s unemployed and already has six previous kids. She’s kind of yesterday’s “news” but for a long time she was all over the magazines at the supermarket checkout and [...]

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Adrianne Curry Tweets Her Ass & Bonus Curry Nudes

March 26, 2012
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I don’t like Adrianne Curry, minor celeb model and reality tv freak show, and I don’t like writing about her, but I do post about her because: 1. You, the readers, seem to like it when we post her many, many, dirty pictures she’s always sending out to be noticed 2. I dislike her so [...]

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Hot Half-Naked Tattooed Chicks By Alexander Tikhomirov

March 26, 2012
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Every time I see a hot half-naked chick with wicked tattoos, I get an urge to get more tattoos, but most of the time I resist, because I don’t want to be covered in ink from head to toe when I’m an 80 year-old woman. I figure, I already have enough tats to go around. [...]

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