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Last Week On Insta: Dita Von Teese, Anastasia Kvitko & +++

April 29, 2017
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Yesterday I was moving some furniture and I was taking a break. Unfortunately I decided to take said break upon a couch that was sort of half on the back of a trailer. Obviously the thing tipped over and I slammed into the ground. The entire right side of my body crash right into the […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Sabrina (1986)

April 27, 2017
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Do you know what I hate about summer? The birds start chirping at three in the morning some days. I swear, there you are trying to get some quality alone time in the middle of the night and the damn birds won’t leave you alone. I can understand why some people would grab a shotgun […]

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Last Week On Insta: Shannon Lee Heberlein, Ashley Graham & +++

April 22, 2017
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One of my friends announced that she wants to get a boob job, which got us talking about plastic surgery. She mentioned that her boyfriend brought up the topic of butt implants as if this was something new that none of us had ever heard of. Oh man, I had a good time educating her […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Alina Puscau (2009)

April 20, 2017
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Jesus God, when I first saw this photoshoot I was looking at thumbnails, so I actually thought there were two women in the pictures, you know, instead of one woman and a mannequin. I was going to comment on how the second chick seemed creepily devoid of any distinguishing characteristics. That’s when I looked closer […]

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Alexandra Daddario Is Clearly An Olympian Goddess!

April 18, 2017
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I’m still a little weirded out by the fact that the first time I saw Alexandra Daddario she was playing the daughter of Olympian God Athena in Percy Jackson and the Something or Other. That was a kids movie. I know this, because I watched it while babysitting my buddy’s kids. These days, though, when […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Wendy & Janet (1986)

April 13, 2017
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I won’t tell you how old I am, because some of you degenerates probably get off thinking I’m a 19 year-old coed or some bullshit like that. Suffice it to say that I’m in that sweet spot age wise where I’m all about those new technologies, but I can still remember the days when people […]

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Last Week On Insta: Honey Gold, Melissa Lori, & More +++

April 13, 2017
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Ah yes, Instagram. That place I go to at night before going to bed. Scroll, scroll, scroll, hot, hot, hot. It’s a good place to get inspired. You wouldn’t believe how many screenshots I take. I’m starting to run out of memory on my phone. What are your bedtime rituals? Weightless Photography: @monsieurfabe #GOLDGANG #goldgang […]

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Ella Weisskamp By Aris Jerome Is A Hazy Blur Of Sexy Colors

April 9, 2017
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Buying stuff is hard. I’ve wasted so many hours in the last few months researching cameras online. There’s just too much information and too much choice. I just want to take nice pictures damn it, without having to sell my first born child for the opportunity. It’s okay, because I don’t plan on having any […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: K.C. & Kris (1992)

April 6, 2017
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Usually, I’m all for that kitsch life and things from the ’90s, but this photoshoot has got to be worst thing I’ve ever seen. It’s so bad I don’t even know where to start. Let’s just take a look at the premise. We’ve got a good looking woman named K.C. who may (or may not) […]

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Mia Malkova Is A Gift From God For Penthouse Magazine

April 5, 2017
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I really hate it when people say they prefer chicks who don’t wear makeup, because there’s nothing wrong with makeup and most people don’t have a clue what they’re talking about when they say that. I’ve heard so many people say they prefer the no-makeup look and then point to a picture of a girl […]

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