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Beauty Foster Is A FoXXXy Lady !

May 7, 2013
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Beauty Foster is a makeup artist and sometime nude model. She’s fucking hot. (Actually, it’s fucking hot and I have the exact same floor as the one in the header pic, which is exactly what I’ll be doing on it the second I get home) And when I look at her, all I can think [...]

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Fetish Blowjob Video + Sexy Pics Of Maya Homerton

May 6, 2013
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Marc Blackie, erotica/porn director/photographer extraordinaire, shot a video recently with the stunning Maya Homerton titled “First Person Plural.” Personally, I don’t find it very disturbing, but I’ve seen some shitz in my day and I’m not easily flustered. I suppose, though, if you were a Mormon out on Rumspringa and the first porn you ever [...]

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American Apparel Ads Still Relevant (?), Still Porny, Still Banned

April 15, 2013
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Dov Charney and Terry Richardson were separated at birth. They’re pervy brothers in arms. They are soulmates. Then again, maybe they hate each other’s guts. I’m leaning towards the latter. Still, they’re cut from the same “bad touch” uncle branch. The only difference being that Charney takes advantage of young barely legal employees, while Richardson [...]

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Dream Orgasms, Horny Dreams, Wet Dreams, & Nude Model Pics!

April 12, 2013
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It’s really hard to come up with shit to say when all I really want to do is write: “Naked model, pictures here.” I mean, that pretty much sums it up, but I’d be out of a job real quick if that’s all I wrote. So here’s the deal, today, instead of writing an ode [...]

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Eye Candy: Model Cisco Tschurtschenthaler Nude!

April 3, 2013
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Discovering new hot models to keep an eye on is always fun. Cisco Tschurtschenthaler isn’t a name I’ve heard before – it’s one hell of a mouthful… as is her ass – but it’s just as hard to forget as it is to pronounce, especially when it’s attached to a body like hers. I’d like [...]

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Girl Crush: Ellen Von Unwerth Is My Kind Of Pervert

April 3, 2013
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Whenever I see a high fashion model licking a tit or riding some dude around like he’s a horse, I know Ellen Von Unwerth took the photograph. Technically all photographers are perverts but she’s a proud pervert. In every picture I’ve seen of her, she has a big hungry smile on her face. She seems [...]

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Heidi Klum Covered In Chocolate Just In Time For Easter

March 28, 2013
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My parents were raised catholic, but neither of them believe in God. I wasn’t even baptized, so I don’t really know why we celebrate Easter, but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with a lazy Sunday afternoon brunch were we gorge ourselves on pineapple ham and chocolate fondue. Unfortunately (or not), our chocolate [...]

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Lola Byrd Is Crushing Hard On Radeo Suicide

March 26, 2013
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Alfred Kinsey was an American biologist who focused his later career on sexology (according to the movie, because he had a huge dong and his wife had a hard time handling it… but you can’t always believe everything you see in movies). The Kinsey Scale, an expression that was coined after him, is based on [...]

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Famous Super Models Get Naked For High Art

March 22, 2013
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The problem with super famous fashion babes is even when they get their tops off for their jobs I rarely get to see their pussies. Luckily the cousin to fashion and pornography, high art, is coming to the rescue. Photographer Samuel Bayer is currently showing 16 pieces that make up his new Diptychs & Triptychs series…and why [...]

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Stoya Pitches Tents Worldwide With Some Fashion Porn

March 6, 2013
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I would argue that there is no such thing as a “typical” pornstar. Nonetheless, the stereotype exists. When the mainstream conjures up the image of a p-star, more often than not, you end-up with a dumb double-D blonde. Stoya is the opposite of that image in every way. Not only is she kind of brainy, [...]

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