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Last Week On Insta: Apolonia Lapiedra, Jaci, & Honey Gold +++

June 25, 2017
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I don’t know if it’s the heat or the humidity, but lately, every night after I turn off the lights and go to bed I’m hornier than usual. It’s like all my blood is constantly flowing towards my erogenous zones makes my nipples and my clitoris feel engorged. It’s the kind of feeling that lingers […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Beatrice (2007)

June 22, 2017
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It’s been a decade since this photoshoot appeared in the Estonian issue of Playboy and it shows. I’m not sure what nude models look like in Estonia these days, but this isn’t it. I’m not saying it’s bad, because it’s not. Beatrice is quite fetching, but it’s almost like the stylist and photographer couldn’t figure out […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Kendra Lust Gets You Through The Week

June 21, 2017
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Lisa Ann is the number one MILF everyone knows and loves, but my personal favorite is Kendra Lust. The Peepz over at the AVN Awards agree, because after nominating her a few times they finally gave her the 2017 MILF Performer of the Year Award. I hope she has it mounted in her house somewhere. I […]

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Sydney Graham Is A Glowing Goddess With A Great Ass

June 21, 2017
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It is so damn humid that my skin has gone from looking like a dewy meadow to some kind of swamp thing. I’m basically Julia Adams in the Creature from the Black Lagoon, which is nothing like the Blue Lagoon FIY. Although, they’re both classics in their own right. Sydney Graham, on the other hand, looks […]

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Top 20: Bouncing Boob Gifs Of Tumblr

June 15, 2017
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Boobs really are the best body parts. Asses are a close second, so are vulvas, but there’s something about the roundness and smooshiness of tits that just gets to me every time. I think, in part, it has something to do with the fact that my tits are really sensitive, so when I see tits, not […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Kizzy & Sandrine (1994)

June 15, 2017
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This is exactly like the kind of photoshoot I would have been masturbating to when I was a wee lass and the only porn I could get my hands on were the skin mags my brother had hidden in his bedroom, except he was more of a Penthouse man. The brunette on the cover is […]

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Last Week On Insta: Jess, Kylie Jenner, Aspen Maye & +++

June 11, 2017
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Last week on Insta, Kylie Jenner announced that she’ll be opening Kylie Shop soon where you’ll be able to buy your very own custom made Kylie robot. She’s won’t be marketing them as sex dolls per se, but we all know they’re for sticking your peen into. If Man is 5, then the Devil is […]

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Claire Fromaigeat Is A Revelation For Lui Magazine

June 7, 2017
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I was ready to write a rant about how much of an asshole my Dad can be, I was actually a paragraph in when I decided to delete it and start over, because these nude pictures of model Claire Fromaigeat don’t deserve to be associated with the negative vibes of a douchebro who just happened […]

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Last Week On Insta: Ashley Graham, London Andrews, & More +++

June 4, 2017
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Goddamn cat keeps walking across my keyboard while I’m editing this post. If you find a weird string of letters somewhere, blame him. Also, I went to the dentist today and my mouth is half frozen, so I look like I’ve had a stroke. Hawt! #DoItForTheGraham @swimsuitsforall A post shared by A S H L […]

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Anastasiya Scheglova Has Cured Cancer With Her Tits

May 30, 2017
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Anastasiya Scheglova has cured all the cancer with her magnificent tits, even breast cancer. I know, I know, that’s a pretty grand statement, but I’m pretty sure cancer is caused by anger and all other sorts of negative emotions. And that’s a FACT. Okay, maybe not a fact, but rather a half-baked idea. Okay, maybe […]

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