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Sydney Graham Has Gorgeous Pierced Nipples For Humanity

March 26, 2017
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Credit card companies are insane. For a really long time I couldn’t get credit, because I fucked up back when I was in uni and I almost had to declare bankruptcy to get out of the mess I had created for myself. Fortunately I didn’t have to go bankrupt, but my credit rating for still shit […]

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Last Week On Insta: Kira Noir, Taylor Hill, & More +++

March 22, 2017
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I’m having one of those days where work is making me super horny. Imagine trying to get things done when all you want to do is rub one out? It’s not very productive. I should just give up or turn my office chair into a sex machine. I’m sure I could find a way to […]

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Pxie Revolutionizes The Hair Brush In “Spank” By Higinio Domingo

March 21, 2017
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Long dark hair, striking eyebrows, piercing eyes, fair skin, pouty red lips… I mean this is my high school fantasy girl come to life, I tell ya. And with a spanking fetish to boot. I’m pretty much in heaven. Oh, I’m reminded of a story in Alison Tyler’s Wonderland where little riding hood is a […]

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Last Week On Insta: Kendra Sunderland, Lana Rhoades, & +++

March 16, 2017
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I need a new Stoya in my life. Original Stoya is still alive and well, but her output, whether it be porn or writing, has drastically reduced in the last year or so. Even her tweets and Insta posts are few and far between. I just don’t get enough Stoya in my life. I need […]

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Bianca Mihoc Poses Nude & Raises Everyone’s Quality Of Life

March 15, 2017
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I had a whole intro planned for this post, but then I forgot it. Every. Single. Word. Gone. I hate it when that happens. There I was doing the dishes and I thought of something brilliant I wanted to write. It was all composed in my head and then when I finally got to my […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Elle Alexandra?

March 13, 2017
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“What the world needs now is more redheads, sweet redheads. It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of. What the world needs now is more redheads, sweet redheads. No not just for some but for everyone. Lord, we don’t need another blonde. There are boobs and bums enough to climb. There are thighs […]

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Last Week On Insta: Dayna Frazer, Ali Michael & More +++

March 12, 2017
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Adriana Chechik and Lana Rhoades are driving me nuts right now. Fuck, I wish I was home right now so I could rub one out real quick. Ha! That reminds me of a Lily Labeau interview I read last night where she explains that when she gets turned on she just starts rubbing herself over […]

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Let’s Fondly Remember That Time Olivia Munn Posed For Maxim

March 9, 2017
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If I had to point to a moment in time when Olivia Munn officially became one of my favorite hotties, I would point to the photoshoot she did for Maxim Magazine in 2011. Although I like to think of myself as a geek I wasn’t really aware of Olivia’s Munn rise to fame on Attack of […]

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Last Week On Insta: Charlotte Mckee, Paulina Gretzky & +++

March 5, 2017
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I was driving home last night and some jagoff on the highway was tailgating me hardcore. He was driving a semi truck and he was so close to me that his lights were completely blinding me. I knew the fucker wanted me to sped up, but I was following the limit and it was raining […]

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Last Week On Insta: Nicki Minaj, Gina Valentina, & +++

February 22, 2017
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I’m usually not crazy about Nina Agdal. She’s pretty enough, but she doesn’t really do anything for me. Attraction is difficult to pin down. Leo DiCaprio is pretty smitten with the blonde Victoria’s Secret model, however, so I’m sure she’s not crying herself to sleep due to lack of interest from yours truly. That said, […]

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