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The New Elvira: A Topless Taylor Warren For S Magazine

March 4, 2013
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… Or the new Morticia Addams if you prefer?! I’m good either way. Actually, Elvira had a much bigger rack and the hair is definitely more on the Morticia Addams side of things. Still hot though. A topless Taylor Warren definitely makes me think of my two favorite morbid ladies of yore. Of course, it’s [...]

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Another Girl Crush: Lara Stone

February 22, 2013
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Sometimes I prefer staying in with my laptop to real live sex with a human. I mean, nobody touches me like me. And lately I just wanna drool over girls, girls and more girls. I just discovered Lara Stone, a gap-toothed Dutch fashion model who somewhat resembles Brigitte Bardot. She frequently poses butt-ass naked and [...]

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Emanuela Folliero Is One Super Foxy MILF

February 18, 2013
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Italian ladies are hot, and if Emanuela Folliero is any proof, they age well too. Look at that body, she just turned 48. That’s right, she could be your mom.  As far I I could figure out – her wiki page was in Italian and I didn’t feel like translating – Miss Folliero is an [...]

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Fun For Fetishists: Wet Muddy High Heels & Feet

February 15, 2013
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I knew a shoe fetishist once. He was a little bizarre. Not because of his shoe fetish… let’s just say he was, and I’m no psychiatrist here, but it soon became clear that he was a paranoid schizophrenic. Before the paranoia really set in, I used to let him give me foot rubs all the [...]

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Splice Pictures Nudy Pics Make Me Want To Bury My Face In Tit

February 5, 2013
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Confession: I’ve never had a lesbian sexual experience. Unless you count the time I played doctor with my cousin when we were both 5 years-old, or the time my best friend and I dry humped each other as teenagers when we were playing pretend husband and wife. I don’t think stuffing a pair of balled [...]

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Hot Fetish Lingerie Models Make The World Go Round

January 28, 2013
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Photographer Pierre Dal Corso shot a series of photographs of a stunning unnamed model for the Spring and Summer campaign of Mise En Cage; a Parisian boutique specialized in lingerie, luxury fetish wear, and erotic accessories. I don’t know the name of this model so don’t bother asking, but she’s fine as hell with a [...]

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Lola Byrd Is A Compliment Whore + Titty Pics!

January 25, 2013
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The guy I’ve been seeing just fucked some other chick, which means that I’m pissed as hell and I feel like shoving my tits in strangers faces. Haha, via the Internet obvs. Getting lots of compliments won’t hurt my ego either. It’s been freezing cold here the past fews days, so cold my car wouldn’t [...]

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Megan Fox Is Still Hot!

January 25, 2013
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Megan Fox disappeared for a while after that whole Transformers debacle. She’s been buried under a rock somewhere killing time with some has been from 90210 and giving birth to some kid. Sure, the chick was overexposed. And yes, people got sick of her, but I’m here to tell you that Megan Fox is still [...]

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Topless Jourdan Dunn For Some Fashion Porn Fun

January 21, 2013
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I was out sick last week, and I don’t know if I’m still a little high from all the NyQuil I’ve been drinking, but I can’t help but imagine Vogue as a kid on a playground throwing a hissy fit, because Vogue Spain “Get’s all the hot bitches.” It’s true though, if you really like [...]

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Holy Shit: Sexy Ladies & Manure

January 14, 2013
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Re-think your poop! That’s what the Fertile Ground Foundation wants you to do with their Ladies of Manure 2013 Calendar. Which is basically a calendar of sexy ladies wearing next to nothing while covered in all manner of excrement, mud, manure, and earth. Grossed out yet? Well, you shouldn’t be. It’s not as bad as [...]

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