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Bang With Friends Facebook App Easily Hacked?

May 20, 2013

Bang, bang, you’re dead. You’re definitely dead if you signed up for the Facebook app “Bang With Friends” on the downlow, because you’re in a relationship, and you’re too much of a dumbass to realize that FB’s new graph search let’s people find all sorts of nifty things if you haven’t updated your privacy settings (which with [...]

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Man Cuts Off His Own Penis To Spite His Girlfriend?

May 17, 2013

I’ve heard the expression “cut off your own nose to spite your face” but never “cut off your own dick to spite your girlfriend” but this is what literally happened recently in Taiwan. An unnamed man (luckily for him) was rushed to the hospital after he chopped off his own dick while fighting with his [...]

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Does The Color Of Your Bedroom Affect Your Sex Life?

May 17, 2013

Everyone wants to improve their sex life, but exercising and eating properly is really hard. If only there was something really easy you could do to increase the amount of sex you have without making any drastic or effort consuming life changes. Travelodge has your back! The kingpin of hotels conducted a survey in the [...]

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Gambling On Sex Toy Races In Vegas?

May 17, 2013

For Bucky Beall’s many vices (voyeurism, addiction to Huffington Post, addiction to huffing solvents, addiction to cheap women) gambling is not one of them. As a born loser there’s no thrill in betting on games of chance, cards, or whore’s races errrr horse races, because he knows he’s going to lose already. Of course for any [...]

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NYPD Says Women Allowed To Go Topless!

May 16, 2013

It’s kind of odd in this day and age that it’s socially acceptable for a man to walk around with no shirt on but the moment a woman joins “No Shirt Nation,” someone gets arrested for public indecency. It’s not just boobs, either. A lot of heavier set men confuse being fat with bring strong [...]

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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: 80′s Rocker Chick

May 16, 2013

In the eighties, thin, blond, and strung-out metal music loving babes were the bombshells of choice. Have a gander at the near-nude sexpot at 2:57 in this video: Flash forward to 2013. That woman, named Jill, now has a YouTube channel called TheMotherChick. She is still thin, blond, oversexed and rocking out. Except… Now she [...]

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Top 5: Ways To Use Lube You’d Never Think Of!

May 16, 2013

I have an almost brand new box of condoms and a bottle of lube sitting on a shelf in the bookcase next to my bed… going to complete and utter waste. It’s a dry spell ladies and gents like no other. There ain’t no loving happening here. I’m not so worried about the condoms, though, [...]

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Starring In My Own Personal Porno

May 15, 2013

The current cock in my life belongs to a sober man, as I mentioned in my last post. While unaltered by booze, Jared is hot and unpredictable and a total slut like me. We’ve been having a blast getting each other off. Jared watches a ton of porn, I knew that from the start. But [...]

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Dude With Porn Sites Tattooed On Face Wants Laser Removal?

May 15, 2013

I was sure we’d written about this guy before, but after spending the last hour trying to find a post that mentions the human billboard Hostgator Dotcom, I’ve given up ever finding such a thing. You’d think that Peeperz would have written about a guy with “Pornhub” tattooed on his face. I mean, fuck, it’d [...]

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Places Not to Stick Your Dick

May 15, 2013

Fiona Wilde is a staff writer and commentator for sssh.com and a published author of erotic novels for Blushing Books. Fiona comes from a background as a journalist for a large daily newspaper, but moved into erotica after mainstream media could not pay enough to keep her an honest woman. Her columns can be found on sssh.com [...]

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