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This Week In Celebrity Nudity

February 10, 2012

The Vow is out in theaters, and Mr. Skin has the details on where to see star Rachel McAdams naked. And it’s a double dose of Blu-Ray skin with Kate Winslet showing tinkle-tastic FFN in Holy Smoke and Holly Hunter’s winking brown eye butt in The Piano: Want to see more of your fave celebrity [...]

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Man Arrested For Performing Jerk-Off Show For His Jailed GF

February 10, 2012

Valentine’s Day is still a few days away and I was considering that I should wait till then to get this post up, to prove to all you cynics that real love still lives, but it’s just too good to not post on the blog right away. 47 year old Terry Glenn Doxey is full [...]

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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: Web Porn Enabled In Seattle Libraries

February 10, 2012

Public libraries are interesting. They have a ton of rules that are strictly enforced by a 70 year old lady who is about as intimidating as a cannon that shoots sleepy kittens. The only two things stopping me from masturbating in there are porn filters and the fact that I haven’t been able to achieve [...]

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I Had Sex For Money Pt.6! Debbie Does Dallas

February 10, 2012

Hookers make a lot of money, but they also have to spend a lot of money. Thigh high stocking, fuck me boots, and sexy apparel doesn’t come cheap. Hooking was never my main gig, so I never invested in a complete escort wardrobe. Of course, I owned several pairs of thigh high stoking; a must [...]

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“Pick Your Poison” Music Video Packed With Pornstar Goodness

February 9, 2012

We’ve featured some music videos with pornstars in them before, like April ‘O Neil and Annie Cruz appearing in Stephen Malkmus’ vid for Senator or Sasha Grey in Eminem’s Space Bound. Both are great videos and it’s awesome to see some familiar faces from fuck flicks outside of daily Pornhub watching, but the problem with [...]

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The Sex Fetish: Comedy Sketch About Some Kink On The First Date

February 9, 2012

Bucky Beall likes some pretty kinky shit and though he has no problem wandering around dick-in-hand in the supermarket dairy aisle inhaling free whippets from the Cool-Whip aerosol cans, but he does have trouble bringing up his fetishes with new lovers. That shit is tough to bring up with a chick you’ve just started seeing. [...]

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Rad Politician Tries Sneaking In An Anti Jack-Off Law As Satire

February 9, 2012

We try not to get into politics, obviously we lean libertarian/liberal because of the issues of free speech and sexual freedom, but we know the biggest audience for online porn comes from the red, conservative states, (Hi Utah! We know you’re reading this) and we want those states to enjoy our dirty blog too, but [...]

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Using Submission Grappling In Group Sex Situations

February 9, 2012

My best friend is an obnoxious, overly pale, skinny fat, bastard with the stamina, agility, grace and physical strength of a deceased baby giraffe. He’s also rich and therefore has a disproportionately attractive girlfriend. I pretend to be joking when I tell them how aggressively I would crush her shit and often suggest we participate [...]

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Jordan’s Sex Diary #5: Fappy February

February 8, 2012

People keep tweeting about “No Fap February,” this thing where they’re dedicating a whole month to NOT jerking off. If I went a whole month without masturbating I don’t know what would explode first – my head or my clit. I seriously cannot keep my hands above my waist for more than an hour at [...]

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Jada Fire Retires

February 8, 2012

With one tweet to the world, another Adult Industry Icon is gone from porn. Jada Fire, huge boobed squirt queen has officially retired from the world of porno. She had been appearing in less and less adult features over the past few years and a few days back she finally admitted to all of her [...]

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