Today in Sex

Here Are The 2017 XBIZ Awards Winners (Abridged Version)!

January 23, 2017
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Do you really care who won the award for best editing? No. I didn’t think so. There’s only three awards that people care about and that’s Feature Movie of the Year, Female Performer of the Year, and Best New Starlet. I added a few more winners just to round things out a bit, but for […]

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Spatchcocking Isn’t Dirty…Or Is It?

January 21, 2017
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I had some quality BFF time over the weekend. We ate some Thai food and talked about our respective recent perverse activities. I was on my way home when he sent me a text that read, “I know you’re not going to want to click this link, but please click this link.” He knows I’ll […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Packing A Picnic

January 21, 2017
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It’s fucking freezing in my house right now. I’ve cranked up the heat, put on my least sexy plush pajamas and slippers and I’m still cold to my core. Can’t it be spring already? I miss feeling the breeze on my nipples while I cum on my balcony…and sneaking my hand down my wife’s pants […]

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Who Knew? Apparently, I Own Several ‘Porn Vending Machines’

January 20, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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GIF Day: Samantha Bentley Gets You Through The Week

January 18, 2017
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Samantha Bentley is one of those people that look really different from scene to scene or depending on whether you’re looking at a moving picture or a still. For some of these GIFs I wasn’t even sure if it was the same person. There was one or two GIFs I didn’t post, because of that […]

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Sex News: Donald Trump Golden Shower Edition

January 18, 2017
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I did it again. I masturbated in the hot tub at the gym. I should really stop it… one of these days someone is going to see me on the security feed and I’ll be barred from ever working out again. These Reports Allege Trump Has Deep Ties To Russia (Buzzfeed) The dossier, which is a […]

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Wait, What? Love Magazine Is Still Doing Advent? END IT!

January 17, 2017
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Love Magazine puts out a series of sexy videos every year as an advent calendar. The calendar used to end on Christmas, but then they started ending it on New Year’s Day for what I’m assuming are PC reasons. Now, it seems they WILL NEVER STOP. Only they did stop, sometime in mid-January, because that […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Ingrid Mouth?

January 16, 2017
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I came across Ingrid Mouth when I was looking through GIFs of Lily Cade. I noticed this girl with wild curly hair and I had to know who she was. Luckily, the GIF in question was properly labelled and I didn’t have to look too far. She’s a model, a porn star, and an illustrator. […]

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Kissa Sins Answers The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire!

January 15, 2017
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Every time a famous person responds to one of my Twitter DMs I get pretty excited. Also, surprised, because if it were me I would definitely ignore The People. I would also refer to myself in the third person and use the royal “we” at the most inappropriate times. Kissa Sins, however, is a sweet […]

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Sex is on the Agenda

January 14, 2017
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When I was younger, getting laid was my top priority. I’d spend my days in the office scouring Craig’s List on the DL to set up my sex session for the evening. If I didn’t have a new sex adventure planned before I punched out, I’d get in touch with one of my standby dicks […]

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