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Man Arrested For Picking Up Hooker On His Honeymoon. Oops!

May 15, 2013
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My dad once told me you always try on a pair of boots before you cut the tags off and then he winked so violently that actual sparks shot out of his face. While most couples are sexually active prior to marriage, it’s still expected that newlywed couples spend their honeymoon have copious amounts of [...]

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Top 5: Barrage Of The Bizarre Sex Toys

May 14, 2013
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It’s been awhile since we’ve endured a list of sex toy nightmares – I’ve tried recreating the feature as video reviews done by our Twitter princess Pornhub Katie but her mix of tears, begging, and threats on my life, have convinced me otherwise. So until I pawn it off to some other sucker the world’s [...]

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Slutty Sober Sex

May 14, 2013
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I’m fucking a sober person right now and I must say it’s some of the best sex of my life. I had heard that newly sober people were total fuck machines (gotta do something to kill some of that restlessness) but this guy hasn’t gotten high or drank in over ten years. I met him [...]

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Nipple Tattooing Is The Newest Trend?

May 14, 2013
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Tit Tattooing (say it ten times fast)! Yes it’s a thing, well actually, nipple tatts are now the new big thing. And no, our famously tattooed Twitter hottie Katie Pornhub does not have tattooed headlights and she’s not getting any even though Peeperz is offering to pay to transform her nips into little images of Bucky’s face. [...]

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Top 5: Weird Porno Pornhub Katie Has Watched This Week

May 14, 2013
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I spend a lot of time watching porn at work, normally this is great, but every now and then I wander into the weird corner of the internet and see some things that make me go what the fuck. These videos are far too good to keep to myself so I’m going to share them [...]

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Man With World’s Largest Dick Makes World’s Worst Music Video

May 14, 2013
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Jonah Falcon has everything one needs to be the world’s most successful male pornstar: he wants to be an actor, he already has a great pornstar name with  his birthname, and, most importantly of all, he has the world’s largest penis at 13.5 inches (about the size of a wine bottle). Even though “The Falcon” [...]

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Match That Snatch 3! The Internet’s Greatest Contest Returns!!

May 13, 2013
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It’s time for another round of the greatest contest in the universe MATCH THAT SNATCH! Do you like pussy? No wait…do you LOVE pussy! Are you a poon expert? You can prove it with our new round of Match That Snatch We have pics of the pretty pussies of 6 pornstars and celebrities: Kendall Karson, Madonna, Kim [...]

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Naked Pope Protestor Arrested

May 13, 2013
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One of my favorite activities in college was avoiding pretentious assholes trying to tell me what to care about. While I may be very passionate about equality, conservation, and reproductive rights I don’t feel the need to help some unwashed, scruffy looking hippy get a good grade on a paper by listening to a half-informed [...]

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Sex & Porn Make Us Feel Better About Death – Science!

May 13, 2013
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We try to keep things light around here on Peeperz, we’re all about sex, porn, dirty celebs, and good times. But if things ever get heavy for you, if you wake up in the middle of the night terrified because someday, no matter what, (but hopefully many, many, years from now) you will die, we [...]

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Lap Dancers Make More Dough When They’re Ovulating?

May 13, 2013
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Dudes who pay ladies to shake their booty and take their tops off like it when said ladies’ baby making ovens are set to go. ‘Tis true. According to the study Ovulatory Cycle Effects On Tip Earnings By Lap Dancers, published in Evolution and Human Behaviors blah blah blah, lap dancers make more money when they’re ovulating. [...]

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