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Best Tweets From The Pornhub Network’s Twitter Feeds

May 11, 2012
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Every day, every hour, a group of brave pervs are making the internet a better, funnier, arousing, place. They are the Pornhub Network Social Media posse transforming  Twitter from a waste of time into a mind blowing rave party of raging sexiness and hilarity. Plus dirty and flirty pics from Pornhub Jordan (pictured in the [...]

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Minimum Security Inmates Denied Cable Porn

May 11, 2012
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While I have a well-documented appreciation of Canada, there are a few things about the place that cause me some concern. They sell their milk in bags which is probably the most inappropriate thing to sell milk in. You place the bag in your own special milk pitcher, but if you don’t cut it just [...]

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This Week In Celebrity Nudity

May 11, 2012
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Not nude in theaters, Dark Shadows is stacked with Goth hotties, and Mr. Skin knows where to see their Barna-bush Collins. See French fox Eva Green magically nude in The Dreamers, Helena Bonham Carter baring pale skin in The Heart of Me, and the dark shadow of Michelle Pfeiffer’s bush in Into the Night. Want [...]

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Hot Dogs & Hand Jobs – Only In Long Island, Baby!

May 11, 2012
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We don’t have the best street food options in Southern California. You can find the occasional taco truck now and then, but for some reason we just don’t have a lot of mobile food vendors like you might see in other parts of the world. New York, for example, has all kinds of street food [...]

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Celebrate MILF’s Day With Pornhub (Plus A MILFY Contest)

May 10, 2012
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Mother’s Day is this Sunday, you’re welcome for the reminder – you still have time to get that card sent off bro. But this Sunday is also the first ever MILF’s DAY! Where you get to appreciate and respect that hot mom of your best friend, as well as yummy mommys everywhere. Pornhub is making [...]

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Barbie Is Real: I Have The Pictures To Prove It

May 10, 2012
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I’m sure there’s a fetish out there – one for people who dig living dolls and one for people who dig looking like living dolls – but I’m too lazy to Google it and who cares what the technical name for it is when you’re too busy looking at pictures of the real thing. Valeria [...]

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Cumming With My Neighbors

May 9, 2012
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The walls in my apartment complex are not very thick – I’ve listened in on many of the conversations between the couple that lives next door to me have had over the past few years, usually it’s just arguing about the man working too much and the woman spending all day on the internet instead [...]

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Soccer Fans Get Sex-Like Thrill From The Sport (Plus Soccer Porn)

May 9, 2012
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Soccer’s not that big of a deal in the U.S. of A but in the rest of the world, where it’s known as football to fuck with Yankee minds, it’s a Big Fucking Deal. We have a large number of Brit Peeperz readers and a goodly number of random other Europeans and I’m hoping some [...]

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The End Of Sexting?

May 9, 2012
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I don’t have a smart phone because whiskey makes me throw things, and I love whiskey. I have a small brick of a dumb phone that actually works better when it’s been bounced off a brick wall and reassembled the following morning. My phone is neither capable of taking nor receiving pictures, so I have [...]

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Brian McKnight Releases His Full Pussy Song Video

May 9, 2012
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Do you remember Brian McKnight? Me neither. A quick Google search later and I can tell you that he was NOT one of the New Kids On The Block and that he had a career singing R&B tunes in the ’80s and ’90s. You may remember him best when he taught us all about love [...]

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