Check Out These Superhero Pornos: Hulk XXX & Spiderman XXX

by Bucky Beall on November 17, 2011

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Superheros aren’t just for socially deficient  pimpled virgins, at least not anymore, movies like Iron Man and The Dark Knight are some of the highest grossing and popular blockbusters ever made, and since what goes on in the mainstream is reflected at all time in the universe of adult entertainment, dirty comic book and superhero parodies are rocking up the porn world by combining awesome special effects, colorful costumes, action, and HCORE FUCKING.

To report on this trend of comic book porno I checked Pornhub and found footage from Vivid’s Pornhub Channel oftheir Spiderman XXX and The Incredible Hulk XXX, now I was going to post them for you to share my impressions but then I realized – I can talk about porno all day I don’t know much superheros. So I turned to the expert, the sexy king of geeks, WoodstockZZ – who is not only a comic book fanatic but a full time scriptwriter of fuck flicks.

I’ve also included the sfw trailers with the select screw scenes, all with the Woodman’s impressions:

The Incredible Hulk XXX Trailer

WoodyZZ – This is a decent trailer. I like that they made Banner’s life changing accident revolve around sex, there is a crap load of girls in this – how long is this fucking thing? It’s weird that there’s no mention of Betty, she was Banner’s main love interest. Wait. Was that in the TV show? Or just in the comics? I haven’t seen the show in ages. The effects look pretty decent. My geek and perv senses are tingling.

Bruce Banner Fucking Before He Hulks Out brought to you by PornHub

WoodyZZ – LILY LEBEAU IS GETTING FUCKED! What’s this supposed to be… a Hulk parody? Who gives a fuck! Let me explain something to everyone. I see a TON of porn chicks all day, every day, and Lily Lebeau is in my top 10. So I don’t really care about comic books right now. I’ll try to compose myself, and give you my two cents:  Why is she fucking Banner and not Hulk?

I guess she fucks Hulk later in the movie. Maybe Lily should have swallowed the Hulk’s gamma radiated cum, and she turns into the She Hulk. That’s where I would have taken it.

Spiderman XXX Trailer

WoodyZZ - This doesn’t get me in the mood for porn AT ALL. It gets me in the mood to read Spider-Man Comics, watch the Spider-Man movies, or watch the Spider-Man cartoon show. (The 90’s one, although the 2010 Spectacular Spider-Man show is fucking incredible.) I do have to say Xander Corvus as Peter Parker is a perfect fit.

Spiderman Fucking The Black Widow brought to you by PornHub

WoodyZZ – The comic book nerd is beyond amazed that Spider-Man and Black Widow are actually fucking. If there was anything worth spanking your monkey too it’s this! The Black Widow costume is sexy as hell. I mean come on! Tight leather spandex… WINNING! But yet…

It sounds so unbelievably stupid when I hear things like, “Take that Spider-Dick.” Really? Maybe I’m too much of a comic book nerd because I’m thinking Spider-Man wouldn’t say that. Actually now that I think about it, I can only see Spider-Man making love. Not giving out some hardcore fucking, he’s too much of a romantic.

Thanks dude, follow WoodstockZZ on Twitter for more awesome and be sure to tell us what you think in the comments. To see the rest of these flicks and other rad and hot porn parodies hit up Vivid.com

  • Lola Byrd

    I’m just gonna keep imagining ScarJo as the Black Widow. Not to say the chick playine BW in the parody isn’t hot, but I’ve got a crush…what can I say.

    • aznAtlas

      Nothing wrong with that. :)

      But keeping with the ScarJo idea for a moment, would you rather have her as Black Widow or White Queen aka Emma Frost or one of the other women in the Marvel Universe (not sure how versed you are in it)?

      • Lola Byrd

        Oh, I’m no stranger to the Marvel Universe. I’ve read quite a few comics in my day, and by “in my day” I mean NOW & FOREVER, but back to your question… It’s a little hard to imagine, because, for me once you’ve seen an actor play a super-hero/villain character it’s hard to imagine him or her playing a second character in the same universe. Like how Chris Evans plays Johnny Storm and Captain America.

        Not to say I’m against re-casting a role like they did with Punisher and The new Spider-man movie, and well Batman (but he’s been re-cast so many times it practically doesn’t count).

        Anyhow, getting back to ScarJo, she could pretty much pull off playing any super-hero or villain if you ask me, but I could really see her…shit I’m having a hard time picking a Marvel character, because there are so many of them, but have you ever read The Invisibles (Vertigo/DC)? She would be an amazing Ragged Robin, but that will never be made into a movie.

        Wait…she’d also make a pretty cool Black Cat if they ever include her in a Spider-man movie.

        • aznAtlas

          Don’t know why they don’t get separate actors for the different roles (like how you mentioned Chris Evans as both Human Torch and Captain America) but it’s not outside the realm of possibility for her to be Black Cat.

          By the way, you get a +1 for being a comic book fan….even if it’s Marvel :P  (I’m a DC).

          • Lola Byrd

            I’m not a DC vs Marvel fan. Although, I do tend to read more Marvel stuff. I really like Vertigo and Dark Horse though.

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  • DeadPool Ultimatee Marvel

    X3!

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