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You learn something every day, and sometimes to shit you learn makes you laugh and laugh and laugh.
Apparently, it’s comment courtesy for prospective Johns to expose themselves to prostitutes before there is any exchange of money to prove they are not undercover policeman, ya know, because it would be uncouth for a cop to show his penis to a hooker while on the job.
An undercover Florida vice detective anticipated this demand when he was trolling for hookers to arrest and brought a fake rubber penis along with him for the ride.
At about 10pm, detective rubber cock spotted a single white female walking down the street of a known prostitution area wearing jeans and a spaghetti strap shirt. Mister big policeman approached the woman, invited her into his car, and asked her how much a blow job would cost while the cop headed North towards a 7-Eleven parking lot.
The woman was non-commital when it came to naming a price for the sweet action of her mouth and asked to see his dick before going any further. Detective two cocks, pulled out his rubber phallus and asked the prostitute if he could slid a condom on first.
“I then exposed a flaccid rubber replica of a penis and placed a condom on it,” wrote [detective two cocks]. “She immediately leaned over and put it into her mouth.”
If this story weren’t fucked-up enough, this is the point were rubber dick cop spotted a possum crossing the road and slammed on the brakes causing the lady going down on a fake rubber penis to slid off her seat and slam into the dashboard. Luckily for rubber-cop, his fake penis didn’t rip out of his pants when the prostitute sucking him off flew off her seat, because he was still able to carry out his sting.
The poor woman, obviously an inexperienced cocksmith, was busted for prostitution when she told rubber-cop it would be $20 for the blow-job.
Christina Vavra, 31, is being held in the Manatee County jail until someone can cover the $120 bond. I think rubber-cop should offer to pay her bail just for making her suck his fake rubber dick.
Love stories have had stranger beginnings. If you ask me, these two were made for each other. A cop with two dicks, and a prostitute who can’t tell the difference between a real cock and a fake one. They should just get over with and get married, no one else would have them.
I don’t know about you, but a blow-job that only costs $20 can’t be very good. Not that rubber-cop could tell the difference, but I personally wouldn’t charge anything less than a $140. Condom mandatory. Actually, that’s what I charged about a decade ago in my escort days. I’d have to consider inflation and get back to you on that quote.
