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Ya, ya, I know Halloween was weeks ago, and you’re probably tired of hearing about teen bride Courtney Stodden and her 51-year-old husband actor Doug Hutchison by now, but this was just too good to pass up. Good and creepy with just a hint of sexy thrown in; just the way I like it!
It might come as no surprise that Courtney dressed-up as herself for Halloween; a sexed-up version anyhow. Oh wait, that’s just her regular clothes. The kicker is that her husband Doug dressed-up as Courtney Stodden too!!!
Two Stodden’s for the price of one! How can you beat that for creepiness? You can’t. It’s like looking into Courtney’s future. Forget looking at her mom to see what she’ll look like when she’s fifty. Hell, you can just take a look at her husband and his sugar daddy lollipop and you’ve got a pretty good idea what the future has in store for Courtney.
It’s not pretty. If I were her I would be afraid, very afraid.
All jokes aside, what I really really really want to know is whether they had sex at the end of the night while still in costume? I bet they did. I bet good old Doug found it kinky and kind of hot. I know I do. It’s just, it’s just soooo perfect I find myself repeating the same words all over the place. I’ve practically creamed myself at the thought… in that “OMG I need to take a shower to wash away this filthy feeling” kind of way.
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Via buzzfeed.com
