Emilia Clarke Tiny & Sexy As Fuck For Esquire Magazine

by Lola Byrd on October 23, 2015

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Emilia Clarke is basically a midget.* At 5’1″ she’s tiny. Is it weird that this is the first time I’ve noticed how short she is? Probably, considering I’ve watched every single episode of Game of Thrones, but I’m thinking that show uses some kind of television magic to trick me into thinking that Emilia is a long legged mother of dragons.

Okay, so I never thought she was Xena the Warrior Princess tall, but as someone who is 5’8″ I can’t understand how someone that is 5’1″ can go about living their life. How do you get things off high shelves? Do t-shirts turn into dresses? Can people carry you around like a Polly Pocket?

I would be really practical if I could carry Emilia Clarke in my pocket. I could take her out and play with her whenever I felt like it and I wouldn’t really have to worry about space requirements, you know, because tiny, and I bet she would be a collectible item as well. I could make loads of money if I kept her in mint condition and sold her on Ebay in 20 years or so.

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*Apparently, the word “midget” is offensive, I don’t really get how “dwarf” isn’t offensive, but “midget” is, but since I have no authority whatsoever to speak on the subject I’ll just go with what I’m told by people who are more educated about this stuff than I am, which is to say I’m sorry for using a derogatory word, but the truth of the matter is: Damn, Emilia Clarke is short. I mean, the cut-off height to be considered a dwarf or a small person is 4’10”, which is only three inches shorter than Emilia’s 5’1″. Three inches is not very big. Just ask this guy with a micropenis.

Image: Emilia Clarke in Esquire by Vincent Peters

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  • An ex of mine was between 4’9″ and 5’1″ and she could find shoes that were too big for her in the baby shoes section.

    Isn’t Daenerys only like 13 or 14 in the books? Maybe they casted someone short to make her seem more teen like?

    • Could be, although I think they recast her as someone older in the show so the sex scenes wouldn’t be as offensive to people.

      • Is Daenarys’ height mentioned in the books? I haven’t ever read any but I know her appearance was changed quite a bit on the show.

        • I don’t remember if they mention her height.

          • I found a Song of Ice and Fire wiki that says she’s supposed to be short.

  • Zach Becvar

    Well that sucks. I’m 6’4 so my cut off for women is usually 5’6 maybe 5’4. But I draw a firm line at not being over a foot taller a women I would hope to be in a relationship with.

    • She does look quite fetching as a brunette, but putting that aside for a moment, I can’t believe you haven’t seen Game of Thrones?!

      • Zach Becvar

        I don’t get HBO and even though it looks interesting, I don’t have time to get involved in another TV show right now.

        • There are too many TV shows. I couldn’t keep up, so I decided to drop some of them.

  • Love the black and white effect. She’s a throwback simply with her natural beauty. A petite hottie is she…..

  • paul

    well I am 5.7″ with a white man.

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