Hey girl hey: haven’t seen you around much anymore Eva Longoria, you and that marvelous milfy figure of yours. Haven’t seen you on tv or at the movies in a while. You laying low? Just staying home and watching the soaps and doing ab crunches?
If you’re taking a break from your acting career and have some spare time how come you never write? How come you never write back to me when I ask if I can have a few of your pubic hairs to wear in a locket? Why don’t you sign and return the nude photographs I make of you by putting your head on pornstar’s bodies?
Why are you walking around showing your nipples on some red carpet? Are you trying to tell me something? Are you finally ready to move up here to my commune and become one of my six Bucky-Brides? Is that it? I sent you the address, come soon
(Gallery of Eva’s nipples here, with bonus sexy footage below)