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The other night, I tuned into the Mix Tape Brothers radio show for the first time. They’re a funny bunch of dudes who talk about hip hop music and other funny random shit. Just as I started listening, they started discussing a song that this guy posted on YouTube – after they played a few clips of him singing, I was laughing so hard that I knew I had to share the wealth with Peeperz.
This guy is a smooth as silk lyrical genius with lines such as,
“If you take a picture with your titties showing,
just so you know,
a nut is what I’m going to blow.”
I mean, is there anything hotter then a man describing his coco butter lotion lube as his best friend? My panties, they are melted. Here’s the video:
It’s always nice to know that your penis loves me. God, that shit gets me every time.
Now as shocking as it might be to some people, I don’t have a Facebook page.
For one thing, the site isn’t exactly friendly to folks that are in the Adult Industry. Plenty of porn stars have tried making pages and posting sexy clothed pictures of themselves, but the site usually finds one reason or another to take them down, sometimes by just deleting their whole profile.
I’m not ok with having my shit deleted for being the sexually open person that I am. I’m also not a bit fan of people from my past creeping around and spying on me. Did you see the look in that guy’s eyes in the last few seconds of that video? That’s what most of my ex-boyfriends look like when they find out about Alpha Harlot.
But besides that, why jerk off to Facebook pics when there is so much porn to jerk off to on the Pornhub network sites?
