Bisexual people have it the worst. Seriously, second only to trans folk, they are the outcasts of the queer & straight communities. Constantly having to defend their sexual orientation as real and denying accusations of being indecisive, or of being too scared to come out as gay.
You see, some people got it all twisted in their heads that girls making out with girls who also like boys is a trendy phase or that bisexuality is a softer way to come out of the closet. Gawd, no one wants to be a lesbian (that was sarcasm), so you know as long as they still like dick it’s okay to eat out a pussy once in a while.
Idjits! (People who think that way, not bisexuals. Although, I’m sure some bisexuals are idiots. Smarts and sexual orientation have nothing to do with one another.)
Sexuality is a totally fluid thing though. When I was 12 years-old, I thought for sure I was a lesbian, because the first time I saw girl on girl porn I got really turned on and I thought the guys I saw in porn were gross. I eventually got over the gross “ewww a penis” phase, so by the time I was 13-14 years-old I thought for sure I was bi. Then a few years went by and I only dated boys and I declared myself straight, but I still get turned on by chicks. That’s just the way the cookie has crumbled. Show me the right girl and that might change; any one of these five might do the trick.
5. Anna Paquin
Anna Paquin is married to her True Blood co-star Stephen Moyer (Bill) and is currently expecting her first child, but she insists (rightly so) that her bisexuality is “not made up.” In a recent interview with Zooey Magazine, Paquin responds to all the ignorant people who say she can’t be bisexual because she married a dude:
“For me, it’s not really an issue because I’m someone who believes being bisexual is actually a thing. It’s not made up. It’s not a lack of decision. It’s not being greedy or numerous other ignorant things I’ve heard at this point. For a bisexual, it’s not about gender. That’s not the deciding factor for who they’re attracted to.”
4. Lindsay Lohan
Anyone miss the Samantha Ronson days? When asked if she was bisexual Lindsay told Haper’s Bazaar: “Maybe, yeah.” Gotta love the low level of commitment behind that statement.
3. Jessie J
I can honestly say I’ve never heard this woman sing. Apparently, she’s a big deal in some circle, and, oh yeah, she’s bi. Plus gotta love the hair.
Jessie J told Glamour magazine that although she’s bisexual, she doesn’t like to have to defend her sexuality depending on whether she’s currently dating a guy or a girl:
“For me, I want it to be less about sexuality and more about being comfortable in who you fall in love with. If I meet someone and I like them, I don’t care if they’re a boy or a girl. You should never, ever apologize for anything that makes you happy…”
2. Margaret Cho
Margaret Cho is the greatest. She’s not the typical person you would find on a hot celebrities list, but holy hell this chick has balls (figuratively speaking). Read her blog, check out her comedy, and tell me she’s not amazing:
Margaret Chois generally thought to be bisexual, but she considers herself to be “trisexual,” saying, “I am probably more connected to or attracted to transgender people. So, I would be more than bi. To say bisexual is saying that there’s only two kinds of gender. I really like transgenders. But, when I say that, then people think it’s a joke… I would say bisexuality would be a limiting term.”
1. Evan Rachel Wood
Rachel Evan Wood’s is only one of the latest young hot celebrities to come out as bisexual:
“I’m up for anything. Meet a nice guy, meet a nice girl… Yes, [I'm bisexual] … Yeah, I’m more kind of like the guy when it comes to girls. I’m the dominant one. I’m opening the doors, I’m buying dinner. Yeah, I’m romantic,” she revealed in the latest issue of Esquire.
She did date Marilyn Manson for a while, so it’s not surprising that she would be up for anything. Dating that guy has to require a willingness to experiment. Acutally, I’d like to thank Manson’s influence on the girl; she came out the other side of that relationship sexier and naughtier.
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