Fap Along With Harlot: Hot as a Hatter

by Alpha Harlot on March 18, 2017

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My actual, real to-do, expensive party wedding is happening in just about two months. I’ve had to shop for things that I never thought I’d bother with…like a hat. Traditionally, there’s some kind of head covering that a bride wears like a veil or a fancy pill box hat or something of that nature. I’ve decided that I’d rather just do my hair fancy and let it be.

One good thing that has come out of this whole shopping for headgear thing is the fact that I’ve discovered a whole bunch of PornHub clips that involve ladies in hats with wet pussies and willing holes.

You Peepz ready? Grab your favorite cum bucket and let’s start fapping!

This first kinky co-ed has tiny titties and is only wearing a cowboy hat. She teases a bit but then has a solo performance with her fingertips as the perfect accessory to her orgasm.


Daisy Dabs is a fantastic multitasker. She can play video games and suck cock all while rocking a snapback. She’s a pro at working his thick cock until her tongue is cum coated.

If you’re feeling kind of chilly, this babe in a beanie will keep you nice and warm. She let’s her stunt cock strip the clothes off her gorgeous body and then she smothers his dick with her luscious mouth. It’s sexy as fuck.

Old guys need sex too. A sexy brunette in a sombrero gets down to business with two grandpas with floppy ball sacks filled up with jizz.

Big boobed cops Jayden James and Jenna Presley keep their cop hats on while they fuck all the splooge out of the criminal cock they are investigating.

That’s all for this week, Peepz. I hope you made a wet spot just as big as I did. See you next week!

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