Fashion Or Porn: Can You Tell The Difference?!

by Lola Byrd on January 6, 2014

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It’s a lot harder than you would think!

When I first came across nssmag’s micro site “Fashion or Porn” I thought I would kill it, but figuring out which is which turned out to be more difficult than I had anticipated. Sure, they make the game harder by only showing a cropped detail of a much larger image, but with all the fashion porn posts I’ve done on Peeperz I thought I’d get 40 out of 40 answers right.

Yeah right. So far, my best score is 14 out of 40 and that’s only after getting, at best, 3 out of 40 the first fifty times I had a go at the fashion or porn quiz. After trying it out so many times, I memorized most of the answers, which is the only reason I got past my 3 out of 40 score in the first place.

Although, I gotta say, I did recognize most of the American Apparel ads before seeing the big picture, which made me laugh, because I don’t really know anyone else whose job would better prepare them to answer a fashion or porn quiz. Too bad that didn’t really translate into a better score.

In my defense, I’m slightly trigger happy. I’ve always been fast on the draw when it comes to quizzes. Show me one random detail of an image and give me the choice between clicking on fashion or porn and you better believe that I’m going to let my instincts take over and not pay too close attention, which sort of worked against me here, because I’d have already pressed on “fashion” when I’d recognize James Deen’s lips.

I was really disappointed in myself when I messed that one up. I did, however, feel better when I immediately recognized Stoya’s eyes.

Check it out, then come back and leave your score in the comments. I bet you’ll all blow me right out of the water.

Via nssmag.com/fashion-or-porn by @misslolabyrd

  • OMG

    That is the closest I’ve been to smashing my computer against the wall. I had to stop with a high score of 11.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      I did it so many times after writing this post that I eventually scored 40 out of 40.

      • OMG

        I don’t claim to be an expert in fashion, but porn…………… I can’t imagine how many times you must have done that. That deserves a two tits up.

        • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

          In my defense, I really wanted to see all the pictures they used. Now, it’s a piece a cake.

  • Newman

    i call bull one one of the pics saying fashion when its a topless women

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      Seems pretty legit to me. I recognize a lot of the models and pornstars.

  • Mickymax

    Really hard, 17/40, but some pics shows that fashion and porn are really closed… and really hot, love this game

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      Yeah, so are very close.

      Sasha Grey and Skinn Diamond were easy to recognize, especially Skinn Diamond since they show most of her face. But I bet you guys are better at recognizing other parts of the anatomy, right?

      • Mickymax

        right, of course ;)

  • BDY

    So far I’m annoyed that if you get one wrong it’s automatically over and you have to start again. Wtf?! That is complete and utter shit.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      Yeah, that’s annoying. If you turn the sound off your computer though, it gets better when you don’t hear that annoying buzzer sound.

      • BDY

        Sound was already off. I tried a few times and said fuck it.

        • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

          I’m disappointed in you.

  • Zach Becvar

    going in cold I got 23/40 then the damn 50-50-90 curse got me bastards!!

  • Dana

    23 out of 40 after 11 tries. now the damn pictures are burned into my memory

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      Haha, same here.

  • Zach Becvar

    After a few times of getting 6/40 and such, I finally got 40/40 Woot!!!

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      Ya, after a while, it becomes more like a game of memory. Those shoots are forever imprinted in my mind.

  • edwards21

    Most I got was 4, though I admit I didn’t give it that much of an effort. When I could see their eyes, it was actually easy. And then I recognized one shoot I think was from X-Art and one of Emily Ratajkowski’s nude shoots. But once the thumbnails started going all random on me, I quickly lost interest.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      The Emily Ratajkowki nude shot… I can’t believe that’s fashion and not porn. Tricky bastards.

  • GLovejoy

    I failed out of the gate, it was of a woman’s eyes I said fashion and the pic uncropped and she had a guy’s dick in her hand and his ball in her mouth. Those of you who played til you got them all right, I applaud you. I wanted to throw my phone in the pond if it wasn’t frozen over

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      It was really frustrating the first couple times. I got that pic wrong the first time too.

    • Lila

      I found the one with the woman masturbationg being “Fashion” ridiculous!

  • GLovejoy

    What an arousing photo though, that look in her eyes

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      Yes. Pretty sure the picture your talking about is Stoya.

  • GLovejoy

    Was she wearing nice shoes? That might have been it

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      Yeah, that doesn’t work… not when the model is completely naked with no shoes, no accessories, nothing in the background, etc.

  • themanwiththegoldengun

    Holy hell, what an annoying game!!!!!! Didnt stop me from trying over and over and over….. i got 29 but that was after aboit 30 goes where prevous high score was 8! Wouldve gone for the 40 but i had to get back to my desk…..

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      Damn work always getting in the way of perfect scores when it comes to fashion or porn quizzes.

  • GLovejoy

    Oh well, I tried but I can’t say anything about a woman masterbating being ridiculousness. If there was a TV station dedicated just to it, I would never leave my house. Does anyone remember back in the day when one of the pay channels would have hour long of women in leggings and leg warmers stretching? It was the best

  • GLovejoy

    Love stoya, with no makeup! Those freckles are sexy as hell, she needs to do more of those. I want freckles

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