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Pornstar Jada Fire Would Like To Squirt In Rihanna’s Mouth - Smoking Section

7 Technology-Friendly Sex Positions – CollegeHumor

Topless for I-D magazine – SINN & SKINN

This is NOT the Selena Gomez that you grew up with – Laxtime

Maria Fowler See Through Candids – BoobieBlog

Zoe Saldana Naked – PrettyHotAndSexy

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Masturbation Roll is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

I’ve heard the expression “cut off your own nose to spite your face” but never “cut off your own dick to spite your girlfriend” but this is what literally happened recently in Taiwan. An unnamed man (luckily for him) was rushed to the hospital after he chopped off his own dick while fighting with his girlfriend.

I’m not sure what point he was trying to prove but he definitely won that fight. The couple were drinking, and the drinking led to some heavy drunken arguing, which led to the dude grabbing a pair of scissors and cutting off his own penis in front of her.

Oh yeah….and then he flushed it down the toilet.

Oh yeah, then he collapsed and fell into a coma from the blood loss.

They did get him to the hospital in time to save his life, and he did eventually wake up from his coma to face his new dickless existence. I’m sure it didn’t help when the doctors told them they could have reattached his peen if he hadn’t flushed it down the crapper.

On the other hand is girlfriend will never argue with him ever again.

Via HuffingtonPost.com

Man Cuts Off His Own Penis To Spite His Girlfriend? is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

Everyone wants to improve their sex life, but exercising and eating properly is really hard. If only there was something really easy you could do to increase the amount of sex you have without making any drastic or effort consuming life changes. Travelodge has your back!

The kingpin of hotels conducted a survey in the United Kingdom to figure out how the color of the bedroom affects one’s life. What they found out is people with caramel colored bedrooms were the most likely to engage in sexual activities while people with red bedrooms were found to be the least likely.

Apparently Travelodge wants to figure out what color to paint their rooms to customer satisfaction. According to interior designer Francis Whitley:

“Room color does influence your mood and set the tone for your living environment. Therefore, it’s important to choose a bedroom décor that will help you relax and induce sleep. [Guests] are no longer happy with everything being the same color.”

They could also be trying to increase the number of vacation babies being born. True story: I was conceived in a hotel room just outside of Disneyland back in December of 1982.

Contrary to what porn would have us to believe, bedrooms aren’t just for having sex and bad acting. If you want to sleep more, try painting your bedroom blue.

Should you be one of the few people who sleeps too much then the color purple might help. It’s noted as being tied with the artistic community and is considered to be a color that stimulates creativity and the unconscious mind, resulting in less sleep and more, well, whatever the fuck you do.

Via medicaldaily.com

Does The Color Of Your Bedroom Affect Your Sex Life? is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMFG. Me. Want. Go. To. There. WANT. WANT. WANT. Wherever this sex tape is and whatever it takes to get it, Lola must have it. And whatever Lola wants, Lola gets!

Courtney Stodden’s “personal” sex tape will one day soon make it’s way into my hands. And of course, when I say hands, I really mean on my computer screen. Sooo, in front of my face, let’s say. IN FRONT OF MY FACE, one day!

Here’s the deal, with all the hype going around the celeb gossip sites about Farrah what’s-her-face-teen-mom filming a porno with James Deen, Courtney Stodden decided to turn some of that attention towards herself by admitting to some celeb rag or another that she filmed her very own sex tape.

Yaayyyyyy! But not so fast. There’s a catch. There’s always a catch… or two… or three. The tape is a solo tape. Meaning, there’s no Doug (that might go in the pro column though). It was filmed shortly after she turned 18, so sometime between now and last August (another pro come to think of it). It will not be released (that’s the catch — MAJOR con). And hackers are shit out of luck because it isn’t on a computer.

Hmmm, I guess the only thing left to do is break-in to their home (kidding, kidding, I DO NOT recommend or endorse breaking into their home).

In the meantime, while we wait for people NOT to break into their home, let’s all look at these pictures of a nude-ish Stodden taking a sexy bubble bath. I’m almost tempted to say she’s make-up free in this photoshoot, but I know enough about the devil’s face paint to know she’s still slathered in it… we’re just meant to think she’s wearing less make-up, because it’s all in nude colors.

Click to bigify these pics of Courtney taking a bubble bath:

Via thehollywoodgossip.com and celebuzz.com – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd!

Courtney Stodden Solo Sex Tape Somewhere In The Universe! is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

There’s a special sort of soft-porn performer called a “fashion model” who makes hundreds of thousands, or millions, per year, get invited to every swanky high class event, appear on the cover of magazines that are not even covered in brown paper or hidden on a top rack, and are generally praised by our society at large.

This is very unlike the pornstars who usually appear on this site and who are celebrated only by a sexually liberated segment of peoples.

Yes fashion models can pose their flower decorated pussys, whip women in BDSM gear, dyke out, and just generally put anything Larry Flynt ever published to shame but it’s all for the art so it’s okay.

It’s a great loophole.

Today in socially acceptable smut we have one of the world’s most famous models, Candice Swanepeol, getting some tit out for a magazine. Hit up the pics in this gallery and click the thumbnails for the larger versions:

Via DrunkenStepfather.com

Candice Swanepeol Titty Tits For Fashion is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

For Bucky Beall’s many vices (voyeurism, addiction to Huffington Post, addiction to huffing solvents, addiction to cheap women) gambling is not one of them. As a born loser there’s no thrill in betting on games of chance, cards, or whore’s races errrr horse races, because he knows he’s going to lose already.

Of course for any kind of gambling the odds are always against  you so most people lose when they gamble but the rest of the world has at least the thrill of the possibility of winning. But Bucky already knows he’s going to lose so why bother?

That said, here’s one Vegas game Bucky Beall would bet on, one sport he’s fine putting a little wager one: sex toy racing.

Yes, racing sex toy’s for sport! A dildo company has been running sex toy races in vegas where people can bet on the dong that will propel itself across the finish line first, with all of the proceeds going to charity. Watch the video of the races right here and stick around for a video from Pornhub that has lots of sex toy fun:

MILF Julia ann teaches her babysitter how to use all her sex toys brought to you by PornHub

Via HuffingtonPost.com

Gambling On Sex Toy Races In Vegas? is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

Miranda Kerr is so fucking sexy and not only sexy but so fucking beautiful (and there’s lots of women out there who are sexy while not being beautiful) when I look at her naked I just want to punch the wall (or the nearest Twitter person near me, duck YouPorn Jude!).

I just get so turned on looking at her goddamn nipples and dimples that I want to violently fuck a park bench – she’s a terrifyingly good looking woman is what I’m trying to say, a dangerously good looking woman even.

I guess behind that pretty face lurks your standard mega-crazy, demanding, demon-model-whore-monster, as rumor says she was let go from Victoria Secrets for being too difficult. And Victoria’s secret is that that they have a hidden graveyard behind their lingerie factory made up of only personal assistants killed by their models, therefore you have to be pretty intense to work with to fired by them.

Miranda’s still one of the world’s top models though, and like all the best, she isn’t afraid to get her kit off. Check out these topless pics taken of her doing a topless photoshoot. Check them out and click to enlarge the pics. Let us know in the comments if she makes you want to fuck a hornets nest or punch your dad:

Via DrunkenStepfather.com

Miranda Kerr Topless Titty Pics is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

It’s kind of odd in this day and age that it’s socially acceptable for a man to walk around with no shirt on but the moment a woman joins “No Shirt Nation,” someone gets arrested for public indecency. It’s not just boobs, either.

A lot of heavier set men confuse being fat with bring strong and will pop their shirt off the moment someone insults their honor, assault rifles, or NASCAR revealing a set of fuzzy but otherwise perfect titties – so why all the hoopla over a couple of mammary glands and fat deposits?

Police usually intervene when a woman walks around with no shirt on it because it makes the public uncomfortable. Meanwhile, the public is uncomfortable because they aren’t used to seeing female breasts due to it being illegal or socially unacceptable for a woman to walk around shirtless.

It’s kind of a bitter cycle and the only way to end it is to ignore the haters and change some policies. This is precisely what New York City did.

New York City police officers were recently reminded that women are guilty of no crime for “simply exposing their breasts in public.” This means that women are just as entitled to walking around shirtless as a man would be.

While there isn’t an official reason given to this department wide policy change, it is worth noting that a Bronx photographer regularly known for taking her shirt off while taking pictures sued the city because women were being cited for public lewdness, indecent exposure and other bullshit charges for exposing the breasts in public.

Existing laws state that as long as a woman isn’t exposing her body for commercial reasons, there is nothing illegal about her taking her shirt for whatever reason it is someone would – to cool off on a hot day, because someone wants to get beat up, or to support a popular sports team. Women have every right to take off their tops and let freedom ring.

Awwww yeaaaa, progress.

Crazy babes naked on public streets brought to you by PornHub

Via nytimes.com

NYPD Says Women Allowed To Go Topless! is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

On screen, obviously. The last time I checked Antonio Banderas was still married to a slowly decaying yet somehow still hot Melanie Griffith. The Big Bang – not that TV show – starring a timeless Antonio Banderas as a private dick hired to look for a stripper was announced a while back. Like 2011… a while back.

Sadly, since it never got any mainstream success it’s not the easiest flick to find in your video store (if you’re still on of those people who goes to video stores).

Buuuuut, thanks to the Internet you can save yourself the trouble of actually having to go outside and catch sexy pics of Autumn Reeser getting her sexy on with Tony from the comfort of your own home. Unless, you’re one of those guys who checks out all their porn at the public library computer terminals (ewwww).

Anyhoo, if like me you’re a 12 year-old girl at heart you may recognize Autumn Reeser as Ryan’s super annoying-yet-tight-bodied girlfriend on The O.C. after Marissa died (HOW COULD THEY KILL MARISSA?!!). I have no idea what she’s been up to since that show ended, but for some reason I’m really glad to see she ended up naked and in bed with Antonio Banderas. She does a really good arched-back-straddling-his-leg pose. Yup, momma likes.

Click on images below for larger versions:

Via nudography.com – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd!

The Big Bang: Autumn Reeser Nudes It Up With Antonio Banderas is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

In the eighties, thin, blond, and strung-out metal music loving babes were the bombshells of choice.

Have a gander at the near-nude sexpot at 2:57 in this video:

Flash forward to 2013. That woman, named Jill, now has a YouTube channel called TheMotherChick. She is still thin, blond, oversexed and rocking out. Except…

Now she strips in her bedroom in a schoolgirl skirt:

She licks her finger while dancing to C&C Music Factory:

She shows off her ass while dancing to Aerosmith:

And then spreads her cheeks again for Rag Doll:

She opens her legs for My Sharona:

Here’s her bra tribute to Skid Row:

Alanis’s rage and a super short crinoline inspired this one:

So are you gonna be her man?

I think she needs to dance to some Iggy Pop next. Or would that be confusing?

Intense.

LOL,

Daisee Dukes.

P.S. If you have suggestions for sexy YouTubers, please e-mail them to lolpervs@gmail.com! Also, please remember to check out MY sexy channel YouTube.com/lolpervs !

Sexy YouTube Spotlight: 80′s Rocker Chick is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog