It’s contest time again, I have 5 Brazzers DVDs to give away to 5 of you rad readers out there, plus there’s a grand prize of three Brazzers compilation DVDs for the mega grand winner and conqueror of our competition. What do you have to do to enter? Simply tell us what would happen in your dream porno! If you ran the world’s greatest adult entertainment company and could make any movie you want, what would it be? Tell us the plot and/or the performers you’d use and/or what sex acts it would include.

Describe it to us in one sentence in the comments, or a paragraph in the comments, or via tweet to Twitter.com/Peeperz  or do it in a 10 page highly detailed email, whatever you think is best for getting the idea across. And we have a panel of CELEBRITY PORN EXPERT JUDGES who will choose the winners. Yours truly, Bucky Beall, will be joined by Brazzers’ script writers WoodstockZZ (Twitter.com/Woodstock_ZZ) and AllisonZZ (Twitter.com/Allison_ZZ) to determine the greatest entries! Use Twitter, the comments, or email Bucky@Peeperz.com.

The contest will run for the next few weeks. For inspiration why not check out free porn over on the Brazzer’s Pornhub Channel, we’ve also embedded a video below to get your uhhhh “creative” juices flowing:

Cute young horny teen slut fucked by a big-dick in her tight pussy brought to you by PornHub

Brazzers Contest! Awesome Prizes For Your Dream Porn Script!! is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

It’s not possible to top the Russian bike rental ad we ran last month, the one full of topless women dyking out and rubbing out on a bike, (seriously if you haven’t see it check it out, it’s very, very, worth your time: This Is An Ad For What Now?) but this commercial from mother Russia for a..it’s for a..gym?

Yeah, it’s for a gym.

Whatever it’s for, it comes close to the infamous bicycle ad but in one respect it’s better, it actually ran on tv where the nude lesbiany babes was just for the net. Behold the power of a firm, worked out, ass:

Wasn’t that awesome! And kind of fucking disgusting?! But mostly really, really, great. I have no idea who the model is in the vid and I probably will never know but I’d eat nuts out of her ass. I’d eat anything out of her buttocks! Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go trawl my top Russian Mail Order Bride sites to see if I can buy her as my next wife.

Via Copyranter.blogspot.com

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A Swedish pastor was suspended after a colleague found his homemade porn on a church owned computer. The pastor accidentally downloaded the pictures from a personal USB stick along with some other work related material. Apparently apologizing for sucking at computers was good enough for Swedish church authorities, because the man was simply transferred to another parish but not fired.

Personally, I am 100 percent against locally storing any pornography as it is simply too risky. Somebody is going to find it. Being an avid gamer, I am often called upon to help fix other people’s computer problems. While I usually loath working with someone else’s machine, I do enjoy one unavoidable, unethical and unreasonably entertaining act: looking around for porn.

I’ve seen so much porn that the actually finding some isn’t particularly exciting. I just like to judge the kind of stuff they decide to save. In my opinion, you can tell a lot about a person based on the kind of porn they decided to keep. People who favor image sets are either on really slow internet connections or have some form of Asperger’s disease.

Those who have gig upon gig of porn where the performers are of their own ethnicity clearly have mommy/daddy issues. Every porn stash has a story to tell, and usually it’s something you wouldn’t want to admit. Nobody is going to look at my porn folder and conclude that I am excellent at dinner conversation.

I’m not just worried about somebody at school or work finding out I watch porn. I would just rather avoid somebody making any sort of conclusions about me as a person based on what I watch when I masturbate. All I ask is that you judge me not by the color of the skin of the women I beat off to, but by the content of my character.

Via News.com.au

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Howdy ladies and germs. Welcome to another broadcast here on Peeperz Radio. Our guest today is part of our ongoing “Then and Now” series in which we interview the legends of adult film’s yesteryear. We are honored and very pleased to have on the show a true icon of vintage erotica, the curvy, feisty, diva Miss Vanessa Del Rio! Be sure to check out previous installments of our then and now sereis including Sunset Thomas, Annie Sprinkle, Seka, Porsche Lynn, Randy West, Kitten Natividad, and Paul Thomas. Also check out our recent interviews with the Detroit Dime, Eva Capri as well as your Nasty Valentine Trisha Uptown. All our interviews are available to download for free so load them onto your desktop and portable devices!

Vanessa Del Rio was born in Harlem, NY on March 31st, 1959. She once summed up her life this way, ” I left home at 16 years old, became a key punch operator, a computer programer, a bar maid, a waitress, to go-go dancing, street walker, a call girl then a pornstar.” This hardly tells the story of such an iconic figure in adult film. The Huffington Post called her the black Marilyn Monro of adult films. A praise-worthy comparison don’t you think? This might be an accurate comparison from a cultural standpoint but Vanessa is as diverse as her racial mix of Cuban, Puerto Rican, and African American.

Vanessa Del Rio starred in her first adult role in the title Reunion in 1975 and has now appeared in over 120 films. Now that may seem like a lot of films but by today’s standard that isn’t very many at all. By comparison the booty-licious Kelly Divine has been in twice as many film in just half the time. Despite the relatively small amount of roles Miss Vanessa has appeared in, her films have gone on to be some of the most enduring classics of all time earning her a spot in the AVN Hall of Fame as well as the XRCO Hall of Fame. Vanessa also has the well earned reputation for being one of the top ten oral performers of all time. Her skills in this department along with her vocal and totally compelling passion onscreen has made her one of the most adored adult film actresses in history and much deservedly so.

Vanessa has had a book written about her that is a sort of bible of Vanessa Del Rio complete with amazing packaging, a DVD and oodles of dirty pictures. Vanessa Del Rio 50 Years of Slutty Behavior (By Dian Hanson) spans the entire history of her life and is truly a collectors items and a must have for all fans of Vanessa Del Rio. Vanessa is still very active to this day. She preforms webcams hows, attends to her very popular website and occasionally makes public appearances in which she is always greeted fondly. So tune in, get turned on and check out how things are “Then and Now” with the captivating Vanessa Del Rio. We love you Vanessa and thank you for your contribution to our industry!

Dive into Vanessa’s world via her website here ————————> Yummy!

Whisper sweet nothings into Vanessa’s ear via twitter Here ————-> Hey Mami!

Get down and Dirty with Vanessa in a personal webcam show here ——–> Delish!

Pick up a collectible copy of Vanessa Del Rios biographical book here ————–> Wowza!

Stroll down memory lane With Vanessa in our gallery below:


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I know Bucky just did a post about Lindsay Lohan and Terry Richardson, but what can I say, I just can’t get enough of a good thing, and I’m a fervent follower of Peeperz’ three beats system: 1. Beat off  2. Beat that dead horse 3. Beat off again.

Don’t blame me, blame our favorite pervy photographer to the stars and his muse Lindsay Lohan. These two just can’t get enough of each other and I for one won’t hold that against them.

What can I say? I just love sleazy porntastic photo shoots with that nice artsy gleam. Love Magazine loves it too apparently, since they hired the fantastic duo to put together a photo editorial for their latest issue.

You can see the pics that made the cut in the pictures below, but my favorites are actually the “outtakes” that Terry published on his blog, Terry’s Richardson’s Diary, which consists solely of pictures of Terry and his friends: the rich and famous with cute asses and nice abs.

I’ve always had a thing for Lindsay’s amazing rack, but check out that ass, it ain’t half bad. As much as I’d like to see Lindsay actually star in a movie again, I think she’s found a new career with Terry Richardson. There’s nothing these two can’t do together, and for some people having a nice ass is enough to make them a celebrity.

Click on images below for larger boobs:

Via terrysdiary.com

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This very blog has been among the many who have made the accusation that model/naked twitter picture sender outer/human barbie doll/junior high school bathroom graffiti come to life/rapper’s wife/reality tv star Nicole “Coco” Austin’s ass is less than real, that she’s had implants to plump and shape her butt into the ultimate booty.

Her hefty honkers are obviously fake, it’s not that much of a leap to the suspicion her crazy-wave behind is surgically enhanced. But it turns out we ass-umed wrong, her badonkadonk is legit and no doctor’s filled her trunk up with plastic junk.

How do we know this for 100% ? Why is Peeperz reversing our stance and sitting down to eat humble ass pie? Because Coco just went on the tv program The Doctors to have her buttocks analyzed with an ultrasound machine to prove her caboose is all legit.

You can watch the segment below, and below that video, in our comments section, you can tell us what you’d do to that ass if you could have your way with it:

Via BuzzFeed.com

Coco Undergoes Ultrasound To Prove Her Booty Is Fo’Real is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

My grandma once sent me an email accusing me of having a small penis and then tried to sell me an herbal supplement to blow my shit up. I felt really bad, then weirded out before I realized her Yahoo account had succumbed to some malicious software. While I may not break any wrists while I drunkenly swing it at whomever I tricked into taking me home, I’m also not going to embarrass myself. However like most men, I can be a little insecure about the size of my junk.

These small moments of doubt are what penis enhancement products are designed to exploit. Most of these are simply “novelty products” designed to prey on the weak. Occasionally, though, some crazy bastard attempts a legitimate procedure to increase the potency of his manhood and the burden of confirming its worth falls upon science.

This is precisely what happened when someone decided to inject Restalyne, a chemical used to fill wrinkles, into people’s penises. The tissue swells due to the presence of the Restalyne, and the result is a thicker, harder dick. Now must countries are pussies and wouldn’t bother using their scientists to prove the validity of such a claim, thankfully South Korea is not one of them.

Researchers at Korea University conducted a study with this procedure and found that after 18 months, participants found an average circumference gain of 4 cm. The partners of these brave men also reported an increase in sexual fulfillment during the same time period.

So there you have it! If the size of your penis really bothers you, you can inject it with the stuff old ladies use to pull out their skin and hide wrinkles. The procedure is not permanent and expensive, so you’d have to have your wang injected on a costly regular schedule.

Personally, I would encourage anybody with such issues to simply learn to love their penis or find somebody that will. My dad once told me “there’s a saddle for every ass,” and I’m pretty sure he was talking about my bizarrely shaped and oddly colored dick.

Via LaWeekly.com

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The Committee is a sketch which supposes that each sex act and position must be approved, copyrighted, and patented by a government committee – it’s just for shits and giggles so don’t worry, if you invent a new sex act named the “Bucky Beall” you don’t have to go out and register it.

The best part of this vid is not the premise but that it stars epic-babe Alison Brie, not only is she a joy to look at, she’s also damn funny. Sure, she’s again doing her shtick of combining doe eyed innocence with powerfully filthy sex power, but it’s a good shtick.

This bit gets all the laughs with the characters’ earnest descriptions of grotesque sexual acts, Peeperz use to run our Obscure Sex Acts feature but I can barely describe the “Angry Pirate” with a straight face, and to watch Brie explan the “Bad Dog” so enthusiastically cracks me up…and makes me a little hard, I’d “Bad Dog” her any day.

Via FunnyOrDie.com

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Pornhub TV is back on the scene, covering the AVN Awards with our extra special spunk. My name is Allan Lake, I have the best job in the world because I get to speak to people like Phoenix Marie… And get paid.

I really have a thing for Phoenix Marie, professionally she is always so sweet to us, and she loves Pornhub and always takes the time and effort to speak to us. Sexually, I would love to tap that ass! Phoenix is so good, we had to split her into two parts (LOL)… Here is part one of when Allan met Phoenix.

From one superstar to another. Bree Olson had a very different AVN expo this year… If you remember last year, she became the top story on TMZ after a night with Charlie Sheen (winning), then she dated him… and now (sadly for us) she has left porn! This interview could be the last time you hear from the beautiful and talented Bree Olson, so enjoy every moment!

Tiger Blood! Sad times… Bye bye Bree! (She will be back… mark my words).

More AVN coverage from your favorite TV channel very soon!

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A came across Las Vegas based photographer Jay Cinista on tunblr where he host the photo-blog Gorgeous Killers. His style reminds me Terry Richardson (minus the celebrities) and American Apparel ad spots. It’s gotten to a point where any half naked girl wearing knee high socks reminds me of AA ads, because that’s basically all they consist of. However, that doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate a photographer who puts his skills to good use; taking half naked pics of hot chicks.

Besides, I’m a fan of Terry Richardson and all the dudes like him who think a camera is a good enough excuse to ask a lady to take her clothes of. I’d have a lot less to write about and a lot less masturbatory fodder without the geniuses who know the basics of good lighting, exposure, and shutter speed.

Jay Cinista is a photographer for Model Mayhem, the place where all alt chicks go to take off their clothes, and his profile speaks to the kind of stellar gentleman and scholar he is. “FLAKERS will not be tolerated,” whatever the hell that means, and although he recently quit drinking and taking drugs, he still believes that “shooting models fucked up always produces great photos.” So, you know, if you’re interested in hiring him you may want to take that into account, and if you’re interested in modeling for him take the following two Jay Cinista tips to heart:

1. Please have nice eyebrows when you come to my shoots or I will put a mask on you.
2. Unless it helps the mood of the shoot; do not tell me about your guy problems. I am your photographer NOT your psychiatrist.

 

Unless is you want to end up looking like this girl:

Cream? Yes, please.

Click on images below for larger images:

Via gorgeouskillers.tumblr.com

Gorgeous Killers – Naked Ladies Will Make You Cream Your Pants is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog