The Vow is out in theaters, and Mr. Skin has the details on where to see star Rachel McAdams naked. And it’s a double dose of Blu-Ray skin with Kate Winslet showing tinkle-tastic FFN in Holy Smoke and Holly Hunter’s winking brown eye butt in The Piano:

Want to see more of your fave celebrity hottie? Get all the best in celebrity nudity over at MrSkin.com

This Week In Celebrity Nudity is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

Valentine’s Day is still a few days away and I was considering that I should wait till then to get this post up, to prove to all you cynics that real love still lives, but it’s just too good to not post on the blog right away. 47 year old Terry Glenn Doxey is full of love for his girlfriend and will do anything to prove it, right now they can’t be together because the love of his life is locked up in a women’s correctional facility, serving a sentence for retail theft.

Prison bars can’t lock away LOVE and Mr. Doxey decided to prove it by parking in the lot behind the prison at 5 am, in the parking lot his girlfriend’s window looks over, and turning on the interior lights of his car, so she could see him in the early morning darkness, and proceeding to furiously masturbate for her.

The police noticed the mysterious vehicle behind the jail and found Doxey cock-in-hand mid jerk off performance and he was promptly arrested and charged with felony indecent exposure.

Why doesn’t the world understand true romance?

Via Gawker.com

Man Arrested For Performing Jerk-Off Show For His Jailed GF is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

Lady Gaga isn’t weird or daring, she’s just a product sold by a big music corporation packaged as a crazy, strange, and out there artist. Where she is wild and “out there” is the amount she gets naked and topless, she gets nude and shows off her great bewbs more than any big star and for that we love her, now about her music, face, and anything else about her we don’t give a thimble of pre-cum.

The Lady is going out on a big tour and as part of the promotion she’s released a shot of her big biddies out while the rest of her is wrapped in see-thru plastic. Before we get to that she does have  new video out that has some flesh too, I’m not going to subject you to the whole thing so let’s just watch this animated gif of her grabbing her fishnet clad ass:

And here’s the bips, if you’re so inclined click both the pic below and the gif above for the larger versions:

Via Phun.org

Lady Gaga Gets Naked A Lot & We Love It is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

Public libraries are interesting. They have a ton of rules that are strictly enforced by a 70 year old lady who is about as intimidating as a cannon that shoots sleepy kittens. The only two things stopping me from masturbating in there are porn filters and the fact that I haven’t been able to achieve an erection from National Geographic since the 3rd grade.

It’s not like I want to watch porn in the library, I just dislike it when people tell me I can’t do something. Every sign telling me I can’t eat or sleep around a bunch of books nobody reads makes me want to eat a two pound burrito filled with rebellion and take a three hour power nap on a couch of justice.

As it would turn out, a bunch of lawyers in Seattle agree with me.

Some while ago, the American Civil Liberties Union made a huge fuss because of internet content filters used on computers in public libraries.

Apparently they thought these filters restricted too much content and sued everyone until they were removed entirely. The result of these actions left all computers in Seattle Libraries ready and able to display unrestricted internet pornography.

A bunch of killjoys are trying to use other laws to have pornographic content banned from publicly funded facilities, but they are having a hell of a time. The ACLU are like professional trolls who use archaic phrases from the US Constitution to shit in the Cheerios of other organizations. Once they get a hold of something it’s hard to shake them off. In the meantime, we can all rest a little easy knowing that somewhere in this wonderful world of ours, you could potentially read peeperz.com in a federally funded institution devoted to learning.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: Web Porn Enabled In Seattle Libraries is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

Hookers make a lot of money, but they also have to spend a lot of money. Thigh high stocking, fuck me boots, and sexy apparel doesn’t come cheap. Hooking was never my main gig, so I never invested in a complete escort wardrobe. Of course, I owned several pairs of thigh high stoking; a must for all escorts. Can I hear you all say, easy access?! Hey-Ho.

The boots I wore were a sexy little black number that hit me right below the knees and turned my 5 feet 8 inches into 6 feet. I was an amazon. I would have made a good dominatrix. All my sexy clothes were black too; a look not everyone digs, but that was just the way I rolled. Add the fact that I had/have massive wings tattooed to my back and I was your dream kinky fuck.

All escorts have rules. Some, okay most, will not kiss you on the mouth. Some won’t do anal, and for our own safety we will not let you tie us up. We all had things that we would and wouldn’t not do. That’s why it was important to specify what kind of experience you were looking for when you placed your call.

Clients that like kinkier stuff aren’t as appealing to some girls, and when you’re the new kid on the block, the task usually falls to you. It’s like any other job really; the person with less seniority gets to take it up the ass.

My first client that night was a nice unassuming gentleman in his mid to late forties. I wasn’t expecting anything out of the ordinary as I sat on his hotel bed waiting for him to tell me what he wanted. He asked me if I had ever seen “Debbie Does Dallas” and maybe because that was the last thing I expected to come out of his mouth, I laughed. Some guys take offense when a girl laughs right before they’re about to get down and dirty, but this guy just took it as a sign that I had indeed seen “Debbie Does Dallas.”

Truth be told, I hadn’t, but I wasn’t about to burst his bubble, so when he told me he wanted to re-enact a scene from that movie, I went with it. Even if you haven’t seen that particular classic porno, I’m sure you’re familiar with the name, and if you have seen it, you’ll be able to better picture the scene where Debbie is sent to the principals office because she’s been a naughty naughty girl.

It didn’t matter that I hadn’t seen the movie, the premise was pretty simple. I was a naughty girl and Mr. Principal was going to show me how to be goooood. I stood in front of him with my eyes closed, upon his request (they weren’t completely closed, safety first, yo). Lesson number one: he slowly unzipped the tight fighting shirt I was wearing, revealing my bare tits to the cool air of his hotel room and the warm touch of his hands.

Lesson number two: Mr. Principal made me get on the floor and stick my ass in the air, so he could show me just how naughty I was with a good little spanking. Frankly, I’ve spanked myself harder, but Mr. Principal was probably concerned about hurting me, and quite frankly the nice jiggle of my ass every time he smacked it was probably enough to please him.

Mr. Principal wanted something more though. He wanted to finger my ass and my pussy at the same time. Being the entrepreneur that I was, I took it upon myself to negotiate a higher price for such an undertaking. Frankly, I didn’t really mind, but since I know that anal is a special treat in the escorting world, I figured I could make a little extra cash I could pocket at the end of the night and not tell my employers about.

Lesson number three: A deal was struck, and from my initial position on the carpeted hotel floor, Mr. Principal proceeded to double penetrate me with two fingers from the same hand while he continued slapping my ass with the other. I’ve never done it myself, but can you DP aficionados tell me something, can you feel yourself inside a woman’s ass and her pussy at the same time? I mean, can you feel yourself in both places through her insides?

Putting aside my curiosity for a moment, let’s just say that Mr. Principal was happy with my performance, so much so that he asked for me to be his regular girl. It would never come to pass though, since I was always jumping from one agency to another. I didn’t like regulars. It felt too intimate to have sex with the same person more than once on the job, but I’ll always remember the time I re-enacted a scene from Debbie Does Dallas and the generous Mr. Principal who tipped well even though I had hiked the price on him for the sake of my ass.

 Stay tuned for more dirty details… in the meantime add me on Twitter @misslolabyrd. And enjoy that picture of my ass.

I Had Sex For Money Pt.6! Debbie Does Dallas is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

We’ve featured some music videos with pornstars in them before, like April ‘O Neil and Annie Cruz appearing in Stephen Malkmus’ vid for Senator or Sasha Grey in Eminem’s Space Bound. Both are great videos and it’s awesome to see some familiar faces from fuck flicks outside of daily Pornhub watching, but the problem with those two examples is that the sexy ladies ain’t being too sexy. That’s why this video for Pick Your Poison by By Diplo and Datsik, featuring Kay, is so amazing – it has hot pornstars being hot in an awesome vid for a killer track, so basically it is perfection.

It stars Asphyxia Noir (not only do I have a crush on Noir but our whole staff does too, read Lola Byrd rhapsodize about her fineness here) and Skin Diamond and it’s shot at the Armory Studios, the same Armory that’s home to Kink.com’s studio and offices. Make everything in your life alright by watching it below and give us your critical review of the video and song in the comments:

Via JustinHerazo.com

“Pick Your Poison” Music Video Packed With Pornstar Goodness is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

Sex and relationships are complicated, but they get less so with our sex guide series from Dee Siren, one of the newest MILFs to take over the porno scene. Besides ruling in porno, she’s also becoming well known for being a sex therapist and for giving advice on the swingers’ scene. Feel free to check out the previous installment from the “Hot Wife You Wish You Had” on Girl-Cum.

So you and your partner have decided to venture into the world of swinging. You have decided to test the waters and check out a local swingers club, but don’t know what to expect. Here are a few pointers to make your experience more enjoyable.

First of all, there are 2 types of swinger clubs out there.

Off Premises Couples Clubs: They are much like regular night clubs/bars, but cater to couples. They do serve alcohol and have a normal bar. The atmosphere is more open sexually. There can be stripper poles and dance floors where the girls can show off. They host a couples night where they will throw some type of theme party weekly. Their website calendars will show you the themes and what the dress code will be. Most do NOT allow single males into the club on these nights. You are allowed to dress scantily and it is acceptable to make out in the club, however you’re NOT allowed to be NUDE or HAVE SEX in the club.

On Premises Members Only Clubs: These clubs are made for SWINGERS. They require you to JOIN as a member of the club and pay dues, as well as pay a cover for the evening. You can join yearly and most have the option of having a weekend or night membership. These clubs are BYOB. You’re required to bring your own, because they do not serve any type of alcohol. They normally provide set-ups. They also host themed party events, so it is always best to check out their website ahead of time. They do NOT allow single males, unless they specify a certain night they are allowed. These clubs are NOT recommended for the weak at heart. LOL They are a lot more open and most have dance clubs with several poles, shadow boxes and lots of quiet places to sneak off to. Most have VIP areas and whatever happens is up to you. (let’s just say no cameras allowed). Some have private rooms you can use and most also have voyeur rooms where you can play in front of others.

My first experience at a swinger club was at an off premises club that was well known in the area. Let’s just say we were VERY NEW to the whole scene. We got there early around 7:30pm and no one was there, but the staff and owners. We were also way over dressed. Ladies, prepare to dress sexy. You don’t want to feel out of place. We talked to a few couples, but we had to be home by 11:30pm. Needless to say, that night was interesting. I would suggest not getting to the club until after 10pm, most people will not get there until late. Also, it is always good to be prepared, so check out the clubs website and pictures and see what people are wearing or what theme it might be.

Most swingers clubs are very upscale and comfortable, so don’t be afraid to go. You’ll find that most everyone there is very polite and open to meeting new people, everyone is there to have a good time. And as to how far you go…that is all up to you. You can just go and dance and socialize or you can plan to go and have an orgy. Either way, just be open with your partner about what you are looking for and go and have fun. Just remember to keep an open mind and always be there for each other and you will begin your great adventure together.

New To Swingers Clubs? Let Dee Help is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

Bucky Beall likes some pretty kinky shit and though he has no problem wandering around dick-in-hand in the supermarket dairy aisle inhaling free whippets from the Cool-Whip aerosol cans, but he does have trouble bringing up his fetishes with new lovers. That shit is tough to bring up with a chick you’ve just started seeing.

When is it time to broach the subject? The third time you’ve slept together? How many times should you fuck before you tell her you want her to try something a little bit different, say…something like…her reading posts from Fleshbot out loud to you while lighting your pubic hair on fire while she’s holding the Stoya Fleshlight above her crotch and you’re fucking it and she’s spanking you with her free hand and you’re shouting “I’M THE KING OF THE PORN BLOGGERS, I AM A GOD.”

Bucky can tell you one thing for sure, don’t bring it up on the first date, never bring it up on the first date, this comes from experience. But give us your own advice on how to bring up kinks and fetishes with new lovers in the comments below and watch this comedy bit titled The Sex Fetish about a couple bringing up the dirty things they want to do to each other on the first date…until one of them crosses the line.

Via Vimeo.com

The Sex Fetish: Comedy Sketch About Some Kink On The First Date is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

We try not to get into politics, obviously we lean libertarian/liberal because of the issues of free speech and sexual freedom, but we know the biggest audience for online porn comes from the red, conservative states, (Hi Utah! We know you’re reading this) and we want those states to enjoy our dirty blog too, but all that said y’all seemed to enjoy our post about a Virginia Senator threatening the butt holes of anti-choice supporters and now we have the similar story, this time from Oklahoma.

Zealot anti-choice politicians are trying to pass a bill in that state that would be one of the restrictive in the history of the nation, a law that will endow a fetus at any and every stage of development with “all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this state.” This will ban not only abortion, but medically necessary abortions and some forms of birth control like the Plan B pill.

Democratic State Senator Constance Johnson thinks this is all pretty ridiculous and proposed an amendment to the bill that reads, in part “any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”

This would ban jacking off but also oral sex, anal sex, facials, ear sex, and all the other fun sex acts. Don’t worry, Johnson later withdrew the “save the sperm” amendment as it only existed as a satire and to make a point about how extreme this anti-choice legislation is. Breath a sigh of relief  Oklahomans, it’s still legal to wank or to cum on your girlfriend’s face…for now.

Via Jezebel.com

Rad Politician Tries Sneaking In An Anti Jack-Off Law As Satire is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

Those nut jobs who find the likeness of Jesus in burned pancakes and start a shrine to the all mighty Lord crack me (no offense, okay, a little offense). Sure, I’ve spent my fair share of summer days lying on the ground and trying to find shapes in the clouds, but I was never really good at it. Those 3-D abstract prints you’re suppose to look at cross-eyed to see the hidden unicorn in the spaceship just annoyed the hell out of me. I could NEVER see the damn unicorn in the spaceship, okay, and all the rest of you fuckers who could can kiss my lily white ass (sorry, those damn things piss me off).

I never understood any of it, that is, until I took a couple snapshots of my pussy.

See? Virgin Mary.

Every woman wants to have their pussy worshiped. Don’t be one of those guys who claims to love pussy and then you never go down on a chick. I want to see you bury your face in there like it’s the fucking holy grail, but that’s not enough. I also want you to tell me how beautiful it is and how much you like my cunt.

Too many women grew up with the erroneous idea that their pussy is somewhat lacking; that it’s lacking in shape, size, smell, and taste. There’s too much body shaming going on in this world. These women, just like their pussies, deserve a little love.

So the next time you’re in bed with a lovely lady, tell her how much you love her pussy. Actually, you don’t even have to be fucking each other for this to work. Try telling her how beautiful her cunt his in every day situations, all the time, any time, when you’re doing the dishes for all it matters. Just make her feel appreciated.

You guys love it when we tell you how much we love your beautiful hard cock. It’s a nice boost to the old ego, isn’t it? We all have insecurities, and even when we don’t, it’s always nice to have the most intimate part of our bodies verbally (and physically) appreciated by our lovers.

I would never ask you if a dress makes me look fat, but I would ask that you worship my pussy like it deserves. For God’s sake, it looks like the Virgin Mary. Someone should cast it in gold, so the whole world could bow down before my cunt and pray to it’s godliness.

Think about it, in the meantime here’s another picture of my pussy for you to worship.

Hmmm, wet.

Follow Lola and worship her pussy on Twitter @misslolabyrd like God intended.

My Pussy Looks Like The Virgin Mary is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog