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Back when I was young and confused loser I’d scrub my cock extra hard in my pre-date shower just in case Bucky 2 got lucky enough to go and explode into a chick’s mouth.
Now that I’m older and wiser and swimming in trim from all of my sweet porn blogger groupies, the world can eat my dick cheese, but back in my younger innocent days I did occasionally achieve a first date blow-jay, it is easier to score than some fuck plus she gets to put out just enough to keep her self esteem when I tell all my friends/tweet it/post pics of it on her Facebook wall.
There’s a technique to getting that job, part of it is “don’t ask for a bj”. A rule violated in this comedy sketch you’re about to watch titled simply First Date Blowjob. Don’t forget you can tell us your date one sex and oral sex rules in the comments section 
Via Funnyordie.com
