First Date Blowjob – Comedy Sketch

by Bucky Beall on November 24, 2011

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Back when I was young and confused loser I’d scrub my cock extra hard in my pre-date shower just in case Bucky 2 got lucky enough to go and explode into a chick’s mouth.

Now that I’m older and wiser and swimming in trim from all of my sweet porn blogger groupies, the world can eat my dick cheese, but back in my younger innocent days I did occasionally achieve a first date blow-jay, it is easier to score than some fuck plus she gets to put out just enough to keep her self esteem when I tell all my friends/tweet it/post pics of it on her Facebook wall.

There’s a technique to getting that job, part of it is “don’t ask for a bj”. A rule violated in this comedy sketch you’re about to watch titled simply First Date Blowjob. Don’t forget you can tell us your date one sex and oral sex rules in the comments section ;)


Via Funnyordie.com

  • Lola Byrd

    Her blow-job imitation at the end was priceless.

    • Anonymous

      oh thats the best part for sure

  • pressboxx

    what a real stupid movie….not a good one….

  • http://twitter.com/OhEmGeeItsLGB La Gordita Bonita

    LMFAO!  This was priceless…. I loved it ahahahaha…. and I totally agree.. you don’t just come right out and freakin’ ask for one.  That’s gross.  But if it happens, it happens. ;)   

    And she can claim innocence, too.  Good girls don’t just come right out and say “yes” :P LOL!

  • Feinhot

    straight to the point, is the best…..to get know her really her…..

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